My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Five minutes later, a soldier named "Leg Hair Fluttering in the Wind" sent him a team formation message.

Jiang Mu nodded in agreement, the sound of gold coins being pocketed filled his head.

As soon as the classmate with leg hair was teleported to the arena, he was blinded by Jiang Mu's equipment, and immediately knelt down to Jiang Mu: "Dad! Take me to pretend and take me to fly!"

A strange feeling ran all over Jiang Mu's body, and he couldn't help coughing: "Well, Ai Qing is flat, let's start quickly, I'm relatively short of money." It turns out that it feels so good to be called daddy on your knees, No wonder Songxue v2.6 likes to be called daddy so much.

"Yes master, good master." The classmate with hairy legs didn't worry about why Jiang Mu was short of money with his awesome equipment, and ran over to line up.

"The system is matching...the match is successful." Such a sentence rang in Jiang Mu's ears. A few seconds later, a huge countdown appeared in front of Jiang Mu's eyes. After the 321 countdown, the two were teleported to an ice Valley.Because all that can be seen around the ruins city is scorching yellow sand, the people of the ruins city have a special affection for ice, which is comparable to the obsession of southerners with heating.

After a while, a knight in heavy armor and a mage in robes appeared on the opposite side, and a 10-second countdown appeared in front of Jiang Mu's eyes again.Participating in a holographic competitive game for the first time, Jiang Mu nervously pressed the sensor behind his ear.The classmate with leg hair didn't sense Jiang Mu's nervousness at all, and he greeted the other side with a rather grand and friendly greeting: "The little dwarfs on the other side, hurry up and kneel down and let Dad lick it!"

Jiang Mu: "..."

3...2...1...

Maybe it was the taunt from the hairy-legged student who played a role. As soon as the countdown was over, the two players on the opposite side rushed towards him like wild dogs that had run loose. Scarlet numbers popped out from the head of the leg hair like money, and in less than two seconds, the leg hair student covered his heart and said "ah", fell to the ground and couldn't help him up.

"It's too cruel, hey!" Jiang Mu looked at the bloody leg hair, feeling hopelessly that his legs were a little weak.Although Song Jincheng died, the shadow he left behind is still there, and he hasn't recovered yet.

"God, it's up to you! I believe you are a man who can 1v2! (*▽)" Lying on the ground, the leg hair quietly sent a voice to Jiang Mu.

Jiang Mu took a deep breath, manipulated his character to run over, picked the skill with the highest damage from the skills, and slashed at the mage.Then a big "miss" rose from the mage's head.

As soon as the "miss" came out, the four of them froze for a moment, and then Jiang Mu saw the two players move quickly.Jiang Mu knew it was going to be bad when he saw the battle. He turned around and wanted to run, but found that his legs seemed to be locked on the ground, and he couldn't move. After searching for a long time, he finally found himself next to his head Found an effect icon: Gravity Magnetic Field* Lock Foot.

Jiang Mu: "..." Is it too late for him to ask the hero to spare his life?

The knight and the mage each stabbed Jiang Mu and Leg Mao out of the arena.

"I'm stupid, do you really know how?!" The hair on the legs exploded, "Brother, tell me the truth, did you buy this number?"

Jiang Mu blushed: "I... I haven't played for a long time, and I'm a bit unfamiliar with it. Give me another chance, and I'll definitely do it this time!"

His face was black with hairy legs, and he didn't say a word, but it didn't take long for the system to send the message "You have entered the queue and are matching players".A few seconds later, it was dark again, and two people appeared in the underwater crystal palace, this time facing a holy priest in white and a swordsman.

Leg Mao was silent for a while: "Don't worry about that swordsman for a while, the two of us chased and beat that priest, she is not well equipped, she can't breastfeed me."

Jiang Mu said with a sullen face, "Yes."

Five minutes later, the opponent was still alive and kicking, but Jiang Mu had already fallen to the ground, and the swordsman opposite had already begun to meditate to recover his blood.Leg Mao looked back, scolded his mother, and cut himself on the neck: "What a dog! This is a haircut!"

Jiang Mu was a little guilty, and silently ordered to exit the arena.The screen went black again, and when he came out, he found that the leg hair had left the team. Jiang Mu smiled wryly, lamenting that the order could not be accepted, when suddenly his eyes went dark, and there was a sharp pain, and the whole screen turned into a black screen. red.

System: You were attacked by the player "Leg Hair Fluttering in the Wind" and received damage "Disarmor: 23333"

"Grass! Why is there pain?" Jiang Mu was so confused that he forgot to fight back for a moment and only knew to back away.

The hair on his legs fluttered in the wind but he didn't give up. He took two steps forward, opened and closed, and swung three or four knives in one breath, beating Jiang Mu bloody. In less than a minute, Jiang Mu fell to the ground and turned into a bloody corpse, and his name, with his legs fluttering in the wind, also turned red.

The leg hair gave Jiang Mu another Shouling pill, and then he calmed down: "Damn it, I was blinded by the garbage belt, and I was blinded by good equipment. I couldn't beat the trumpet without equipment, which made me lose two ranks." , don’t let me see you again, I will kill you once I see you!”

At this time, Jiang Mu also found the corresponding game instructions in his memory, the game "Epic": the main city automatically turns on the pain, it cannot be turned off, and it cannot be vendetta, otherwise it will increase by 300 murderous points.

Jiang Mu: "..." This rule is actually for people to seek revenge, right?

The main city was crowded with people, and it was rare to see such a tragic vendetta, in the form of one man beheading another man until it was bloody.In particular, Jiang Mu was wearing equipment that blinded people's eyes, and he did not resist the whole process, which aroused the gossip of countless onlookers. After a while, a thick human wall was formed.

"Dude, please! What's your relationship with that man?"

"I'm a reporter from Jianghu Tabloid, I want to ask why you didn't resist just now..."

"Is it love killing? It must be love killing, right?"

The beeps of the private chat kept ringing. Jiang Mu called out the panel and wanted to click to quit the game. Who knew that the "Quit Game" button was grayed out. He focused his consciousness on the button for a while, and after a while, a line appeared on it. Small print: "Shou Ling Pill* You cannot get up, revive, or go offline within 1 hour."

What a cheat!Jiang Mu's heart was ashamed, he simply turned off the private chat, and simply lay down on the cold floor for an hour.

After lying down for a full hour, Jiang Mu quit the game and crawled out of the game cabin.As soon as he came out, he saw Songxue v2.6 quickly hiding something in his stomach.It moved so fast that Jiang Mu could vaguely see the outline of that thing, and he actually felt that it looked a bit like... like a human head.

Jiang Mu shook his head, and drove out all kinds of horrible conjectures in his mind: "Song Xue, you are right."

"Call me Songxue v2.6," Songxue v2.6 corrected him sternly.

"Songxue v2.6," Jiang Mu's fragile self-esteem cracked again, he sat on the floor, his shoulders collapsed, "You're right, contact me with a human organ seller, It’s okay if you don’t sell blood.”

Songxue v2.6 was happily surfing the Internet on his light screen, and was stunned when he heard this: "Have you figured it out?"

Jiang Mu nodded.

Jiang Mu's eyes like a stray dog ​​made Songxue's v2.6. Have you watched the public service announcement of 'Donate Humanity's Tomorrow'? How did you become so enlightened all of a sudden?"

Jiang Mu covered his face, and told Songxue v2.6 the story of being hacked when he wanted to accept a SLR, and expressed some thoughts gloomily: "I just want to do something to prove myself, and I am capable of supporting myself My own, I can't rely on you for everything. Other hosts give you black cards, I... I just want to make some money, and I will buy you a strawberry-flavored battery after buying the pot." By the way Favorability.

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned red in an instant, and it made a big hole in the floor with a "pop": "Damn, you mean you went to the game to lead people to make money, but after you finished playing, That guy not only didn't appreciate it, but also chopped you down in the main city? And the main city's pain sense is 100%, and when it's over, he left your body hanging on the top of the city for people to watch for an entire hour?!"

"Actually speaking, I didn't know how much I weighed. I thought that if I had equipment, I would be invincible in the world. I was the one who agreed to take him to the ninth level..."

Songxue v2.6 glanced at him coldly with the electro-optic screen: "Shut up, Virgin Mary, tell me what's in your heart."

Mother Jiang: "I want to slash him a hundred times and then press his face into shit."

Songxue v2.6: "I want eight strawberry-flavored batteries and two cantaloupe-flavored ones after it's done."

Jiang Mu: "Deal."

The behavior of using cheats and robots in the game is strictly checked. Jiang Mu was still worried when he connected the game cabin to the interface of Songxue v2.6: "Are you sure nothing will happen to you like this? If the game company found us..."

"Shut up, it's annoying to hear your voice." Songxue v2.6 sat down on the controller of the game cabin.

Jiang Mu silently closed his mouth, made a zipper movement on his own mouth, and sobbed softly in his heart: "Yeah."

after awhile……

Songxue v2.6: "Forget it, you'd better talk, I'm even more annoyed if I can't hear your voice."

Jiang Mu immediately knelt down to it sensibly: "Thank you for your love, Mr. Xue! Mr. Xue's wisdom! Mr. Xue, who will rule the world forever!"

"Huh, no morals, shameless, really low." Songxue v2.6 cursed like this, but a "(*▽)" appeared secretly on the electro-optic screen, which was obviously too much to use.

Jiang Mu: "..." For the sake of asking for others, he endured it.

The game pod is up and running successfully.

Songxue v2.6 glanced at Jiang Mu: "Why are you standing there? Has your brain been hit by a meteorite? Why don't you put me in the nutrition cabin?"

"Ah? Me?" Jiang Mu pointed to himself, looking confused.

Song Xue v2.6 once again felt that there was a gap called "IQ" between them, and the distance was like an Atlantic Ocean: "Aren't you going to vent your anger? If you are not here, who will I kill people for?"

Jiang Mu: "Ah no, I mean, one number can register two people?"

Songxue v2.6 stared at him: "God said, let there be light, so there will be light. I said, you can log in, so you can log in. Besides, if you don't play, you will be blocked if you are banned."

Jiang Mu: "I forgot that you are not human." The premise of joining two people is that both of them are "human".

Songxue v2.6: "If you say one more word, I will turn this game cabin into a microwave oven."

After a while, afraid that Jiang Mu wouldn't understand its threat, Songxue v2.6 asked a few more anxiously: "You should know what a microwave oven is, right? The earth in 2016 should have a microwave oven?"

Jiang Mu: "Deng Deng Deng! You are so annoying!"