My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Robot Lawyer... Robot Lawyer... Robot...

An emotion called ecstasy swept Jiang Mu's heart in an instant. His mind was filled with only the word "robot". He had never thought that a cold robot was so cute!Damn, what should he do now that he really wants to "turn over the serf and sing"?Wait online!urgent!

"Li Jiamu?" The prison guard frowned, and greeted Jiang Mu twice with his baton.

Jiang Mu didn't know the strength coming from his body, and immediately bounced off the ground: "Yes!"

Jiang Mu's sudden increase in decibels shocked Song Jincheng who was lying on the bed and fell to the ground: "Are you sick? You didn't get enough beatings yesterday, did you?"

Jiang Mu twisted his waist, turned his head, and gave him a look of "you just wait for me, you will suffer", like a little kid who finally has my back.

Song Jincheng suddenly became angry: "Did you use a resurrection coin? Think you can go to heaven? Go, I will teach you how to be a man when I come back at night."

"Do a full-body treatment first." The prison guard closed the door expressionlessly, and brought Jiang Mu to the familiar treatment room.Without any hesitation, Jiang Mu hummed a little tune, and Xiong Jiu walked into the treatment room with high spirits.Even if they don't bring him for treatment, he will take the initiative to ask for it. He can't go to Songxue v2.6. Beaten like a trash, what if Song Xue v2.6 dislikes him?

The instrument hummed, the cells began to regenerate, the terrible wounds began to heal automatically, the bruises dissipated, the lumps disappeared, and soon Jiang Mu looked like a healthy and normal person.After coming out of the treatment room, the prison guard took him to take a shower, and after changing into clean clothes, they came to the reception room.

"Go in." The prison guard opened the door and gave Jiang Mu a threatening look, "Keep your mouth shut and don't talk nonsense."

Jiang Mu nodded and walked in with his legs wide open.The reception room, like the interrogation room, was very small, with only room for a table and two chairs. Jiang Mu was a little disappointed when he saw the robot sitting on the chair at a glance.It was an adult-sized robot in a classic three-piece suit with the brim pushed down.

"Thank you, please close the door. I want to talk to my employer to understand the situation." The robot nodded at the prison guard and made a series of flat electronic sounds.

Not Songxue v2.6, the voice of Songxue v2.6 is the same as a real person, not such a flat electronic sound.Jiang Mu was a little disappointed.

The prison guard swept them back and forth, seeing Jiang Mu's instantly slumped face, smiled, and closed the door.Did the fool really think a robot could save him?

"Cough cough! Losing money, raise your dog's head," the robot lawyer cleared his throat, "With lawyers around, they dare not record it."

A voice that was indistinguishable from a real person sounded, and Jiang Mu raised his head in shock. Only then did he realize that there was a small robot sitting on the lap of the adult-sized robot, wearing a three-piece miniature suit, but without a hat. A shiny white metal head was revealed.

"Song Xuexue!!" Jiang Mu has never felt that his robot is so pleasing to the eye, but its bald head is as dazzling as a little sun in his eyes, and the tears that he had endured for a long time burst suddenly. Embracing the little robot, he burst into tears, "Where have you been, I thought you didn't want me anymore... blah blah... You don't even know what I'm living these days..."

Songxue v2.6's electro-optical screen turned red, it twisted in Jiang Mu's arms, and said in disgust: "Mentally retarded, your tears fell on my fuselage, damn, my fuselage is very expensive. "Speaking of it at the end, its tail rose slightly, it didn't sound like it was angry, but proud, "Don't you humans always say that you are an independent living entity? Do you want to be so clingy? Really, it's annoying It’s okay to leave for a while.”

"Oh! I don't care! I don't care! I just want to rub it on you!" Jiang Mu rubbed Songxue v2.6 in his arms, wrinkling the small suit on Songxue v2.6.

Songxue v2.6 is extremely satisfied with the expression of a child like Jiang Mu seeing his mother. Hmph, this human being finally realized how powerful he is and how important he is to him.Songxue v2.6 was intoxicated enough in Jiang Mu's arms, so he tidied up the already flooded expressions on his electric screen, and said solemnly: "Okay, weak chicken, get up."

Jiang Mu: "I don't want... blah blah..."

Songxue v2.6 tone again: "You fucking say it again?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Hey!What is your tone of impatience, obviously you can't even be intoxicated, okay?This dog robot changes its face like it changes the sky, don't think that he didn't peek at the expression on its electro-optic screen, the expression is so rich that it can be made into an emoji package, okay?

So Jiang Xiaoshou twitched, slowly let go of Songxue v2.6, and stared at it with sparkling eyes like a puppy.

Songxue v2.6 straightened his clothes and sneered: "Don't think I won't settle accounts with you if you hold me and cry, I heard you want to buy me the most expensive battery?"

Jiang Mu blushed: "..." If the memory could be cut, he wanted to cut that stupid sentence into a USB flash drive, then smash the USB flash drive into pieces and flush it into the toilet.

Songxue v2.6: "I heard you want to buy me the most delicious battery?"

Jiang Mu covered his face: "..." Master, please do me a favor, don't bring this up again, okay?He would stick his head in the sand if he could.

Songxue v2.6 supported his chin with two small arms: "I really want to know how much sulfuric acid went into your brain at that time to come up with such a thing as selling red dates online. Have you learned analogy reasoning? Eat Red dates break the law, but selling red dates is not illegal?"

Jiang Mu bowed his head and shrugged like a quail: "I was wrong, I was really wrong."

Songxue v2.6: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Mu: "What?" Is the robot on the top or something?What's the matter with the dean's sense of sight of catching cheating students?What's even more strange is that a little bit of guilt actually arose in his heart... Obviously he was the biggest victim in the whole incident!

Songxue v2.6 stared at him coldly with the electro-optic screen, no emotion could be seen on the dark electro-optic screen.

Suddenly feeling that the air around him became heavy, Jiang Mu swallowed subconsciously: "I... I shouldn't write you a bad check?"

Songxue v2.6: "What else?"

Jiang Mu: "I... I shouldn't sell red dates online."

Song Xue v2.6 snorted coldly: "Mr. Jiang, it seems that you still don't know where the most fundamental problem in the whole incident is."

Jiang Mu: "...Where is it?"

Songxue v2.6: "You shouldn't be a human but have a pig's brain."

Jiang Mu: "..." Mother, who made this kind of robot with its own natural poison?It is simply against humanity!

Jiang Mu slammed his face heavily on the table, and dragged out his voice: "It's my fault, I admit my mistake, I criticize, please give me another chance to perform..."

Songxue v2.6: "Give you another chance to show where is the lowest point of human IQ?"

Jiang Mu opened his mouth, but was speechless. Before he could speak, Songxue v2.6 continued: "If that's the case, there's no need, I think you can always refresh the bottom limit of human IQ , only lower and not the lowest.”

Jiang Mu had already started to bang his head on the table: "Are you here to save me or to harm me?"

Songxue v2.6 stopped talking: "Go back and write a 1000-word review, asking for sincerity, not just copying..."

Jiang Mu: "What?! Still want to write a review?!" Why don't you go to heaven? !

Songxue v2.6 raised the electro-optic screen: "What? Not satisfied?"

"Man-meaning-" Jiang Mu looked like he had eaten shit, "Look-dang-man-meaning-" As long as he can get him out early, let alone write a review, just let him pick up shit He does it all.

"The industrious, brave, clever and witty Song Xuexue~" Jiang Mu narrowed his eyes, "When can I go out?"

Songxue v2.6 adjusted the tie on his chest, deliberately whetting his appetite: "How do I know? Go back and wait for the notification."

Jiang Mu: "..." I don't know this, I don't know that, so what are you doing here today?

"No, Song Xuexue, those prison guards are very fierce..." Jiang Mu lay on the table, hooked the corner of the little robot's clothes with his fingers, and did not forget to shake it after grabbing it. I can't stay any longer, if you don't get me out, you should collect my body tomorrow, I'm not joking, I'm serious." He knew that this robot is a standard stickler, if you come with it It's tough, it's going to pull out its light cannon in the next second, but if you play soft with it... hehe...

Jiang Mu's soft voice made Songxue v2.6 a little distracted, but it still rejected him with an upright face: "It's okay to collect the body, I can change to a more promising host in a few minutes."

Jiang Mu's eyes suddenly became tearful: "Song Xuexue~" He found that since he was with this robot, his lower limit was getting lower and lower, and he was about to break through the center of the earth.Playing cute and pretending to be miserable comes here at will.

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned white, and he probably rolled his eyes: "Don't worry, lose money, I won't replace you until you return the points I threw at you , I have never done a loss-making business in my life.”

Jiang Mu immediately broke into a smile: "Where have you been for so many days, I can't find you, why did you suddenly become a lawyer robot? How are you going to rescue me? Prison? Don't be impulsive Ah..." What he is most afraid of is that Songxue v2.6 will find him troublesome, so he is not needed, and now that the robot has been coaxed, he is finally in the mood to worry about something else.

Songxue v2.6: "Jie Prison? What are you storing in your mind every day? Am I the kind of robot with strong limbs and a simple mind?" It really doesn't know what Jiang Mu is thinking in his mind. After being imprisoned, will they be able to do their mission well for the rest of their lives?

Jiang Mu: "..." Hey, what you develop is not your limbs, but your light cannon.

"Don't worry about the details, I have my way," Songxue v2.6 didn't want to reveal too much to him.

Just when Jiang Mu wanted to talk to it, let it think of a way to get him out quickly, Songxue v2.6 suddenly said "Hey": "What's wrong with your neck?"