My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

"No, no, it's not hell, I'm surprised! Surprised!" Jiang Mu hurriedly comforted.The most important principle to get along with this robot is...follow the hair!

"Huh!" Songxue v2.6 let out a disdainful sneer, "Surprised? Is it the abbreviation for eating a catty of shit?"

Jiang Mu: "..." I don't know why, a familiar voice-over suddenly sounded in Jiang Mu's mind: the mouth cannon beast evolves... the electric light poisonous mouth beast...

Jiang Mu shook his head, trying to drive out the hallucinations in his mind, and then corrected conscientiously: "It's not surprise, it's surprise! Jing is surprised, Xixi is happy, surprise."

Songxue v2.6 slanted across the electro-optic screen and looked at him from a subtle angle: "Isn't it the devil?"

"Absolutely not hell!" Jiang Mu replied firmly, "Great Lord Songxue, you miraculously descended from the sky at the critical moment of my life and rescued me from the devil's hand, and saved me from the pain of peeling my face. Dare to look at you with the eyes of a ghost? You are wrong, that is the humble and insignificant eyes of me, a mortal, when I see a god!"

I give this flattery 101 points!An extra point is for making yourself proud!

However, no joy or anger could be heard in the voice of Grand Master Song Xue: "You mean... I read it wrong?"

"You are definitely wrong!"

Songxue v2.6: "Hehe, then you mean that there is a problem with my facial expression recognition system?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Wait, it's obviously not like this, your sentence is not in the script, how can you not follow the routine, you bastard!

"Song Xuexue, you know, I definitely didn't mean that, I just... I just... woo woo, Song Xuexue forgive me..." Jiang Mu understood the truth of saying more mistakes and less mistakes .The truth is not important anymore, the important thing is to hug the little short legs of the little robot, and then confess with snot and tears.

A series of delicate small currents slid across the chip of the little robot, hummed, and finally let him go.

Damn, this is like picking up a life from under the wheel!Jiang Mu returned tears, knowing that the matter was over: "Really, why did you come, you didn't know to tell me in advance, I didn't know."

Songxue v2.6: "Oh, I just want to see how you are hugged with your inmates, spinning and jumping on the ground. Seeing that your relationship is so good, I feel relieved." Saying that, Songxue v2.6 He also floated in front of Song Jincheng for a close observation for a while, then clicked his tongue twice, and said in a disgusted tone, "Why did you find such an impotent face?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Although Song Jincheng is not as handsome as those male protagonists who can only live in Marysu romance novels, he can be called a male god in reality, okay?How come Songxue v2.6 mouth becomes impotent?And what's with this subtle tone?What crime did he do in his last life, that God would send such a system to torture him?Can he stop talking?Others play minesweeping, he plays minesteeping, and every word in his mouth is a minefield.

"Yo, don't talk anymore? Is this the default?" Seeing Jiang Mu shut his mouth and shrink his neck into a small quail shape, the small flames of Xue Xue v2.6 flickering instantly seemed to see gasoline, jumping up high, "How did you guys meet? How long have you known each other? How many times have you picked up soap together? When did the giant wheel of love start?" Judging from the annual survey results of Ruins City, 65% of the people in the city admit that they have picked up soap for their roommates. Soap, and in prison, this data is even more astonishing, as high as 95%.Therefore, Songxue v2.6 has every reason to suspect that Jiang Mu has made his own claim and used his body in exchange for points and energy to play a game of picking up soap with others.

Jiang Mu: "..." You can't talk, you can't talk, you can return the giant wheel of love... Is this system poisoned by watching too many small movies?

"Master Song Xue! Don't talk nonsense! We are both innocent, nothing happened! Even when we sleep, he sleeps on the bed and I sleep on the floor!" Although he didn't know what the system was talking about, Song The reddish electro-optic screen of Xue v2.6 made him feel that if he didn't say anything, he might go to heaven.

Songxue v2.6 stretched out his small arm: "Come here and let me read the memory."

Jiang Mu: "No! Absolutely not!" That feeling is too uncomfortable!

Songxue v2.6 stared at him with the electro-optical screen for a while, and the hairs on Jiang Mu's back were about to stand up: "Okay."

Just as Jiang Mu was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Songxue v2.6 take out a needle from his stomach: "Then come here and let me give you a vaccination."

Looking at the red liquid that was pushed out from the needle, the muscles on Jiang Mu's back tensed suddenly: "What the hell is this?! What is it for?!" Well, why do you need an injection? !

"Anti-AIDS, the reagent developed in 2995, I made a little modification," Songxue v2.6 pulled Jiang Mu's arm and was about to pierce it up, "just in case, otherwise you will waste money if you get sick It also affects the progress of the task."

"No!" Jiang Mu struggled hard, but Songxue v2.6 was pulled too tightly, he couldn't break free at all, seeing that the needle was about to go in, Jiang Mu suddenly calmed down, "I choose to read the memory. "

What a joke, it’s okay for him to knock down the regular needles, but Songxue v2.6’s “minor modification”… He’s afraid he won’t be able to bear it, in case the robot’s “minor modification” means adding some corpse powder go in?

Songxue v2.6 snorted, but Jiang Mu could hear that it was satisfied with its choice: "Couldn't you have chosen this way earlier?"

Jiang Mu: "Hehe."

The little robot put its white mechanical arm on Jiang Mu's head, and a burst of blue light flashed on the electro-optic screen. The disgusting and terrifying feeling reappeared, and Jiang Mu gritted his teeth and endured it. Five minutes later, Songxue v5 checked the video in his hard drive, nodded, and officially declared Jiang Mu's acquittal: "You are innocent."

Jiang Mu knelt down and said, "Praise Master Xue for his wisdom!"

Songxue v2.6 clapped his hands and walked up to Song Jincheng: "You just said that he slept on the bed by himself, but let you sleep on the floor?"

"That's right! That's him! It's so fierce! It's going to peel off my face!" Speaking of Song Jincheng, Jiang Mu suddenly regained his spirits, hahaha, it's really 50 years in Hedong and 50 years in Hexi, Song is abnormal You have today too, come and taste the wrath of my robot!

Songxue v2.6: "Your face?"

Jiang Mu: "You exchanged points and energy for my face." This robot really never forgets to declare its sovereignty and integrity.

The little robot floated to the bed and sat down. With its small black suit, it actually had a sense of sight of a gangster boss. Jiang Mu seriously began to think about whether he should just call it Godfather in the future. .

Songxue v2.6: "Wake him up for me."

Jiang Mu was waiting for this moment, and when he went up, he gave two slaps: "Hey! Wake up!"

However, 2 minutes passed, Song Jincheng still didn't move at all.Jiang Mu worriedly put his hand on his neck for a while, um, he's still alive, not dead, and he won't wake up no matter how hard he tosses.

Jiang Mu tossed back and forth around Song Jincheng for about ten minutes, and finally Song Xue v2.6 was impatient: "Go away, I'll come, what's the use of my hard work to raise you? You are worthy of your drinking Nutrients?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu hid in the corner and drew circles with a grievance on his face.

With a "pop", Song Jincheng flew up, hit the ceiling heavily, and fell down again...

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, he must treat this robot better in the future.

Songxue v2.6 glanced at him with the electro-optic screen.

This meant boasting, and Jiang Mu understood immediately: "Wow! Song Xuexue is so powerful! This move is so handsome, what's it called!"

Songxue v2.6: "This trick is called 'Next time if you casually let strange men and women press on the body I exchanged for you with points and energy, this person's fate today will be your role model in the future' .”

Jiang Mu: "..." Will you chat?Do you know that you hurt your allies with your mouth?Also, when your company launched this system, did it state in the advertisement that "the elderly, children and heart patients are not allowed to use it"?If you change to someone with a bad heart, it will make you mad, okay?

This blow almost displaced Song Jincheng's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and the severe pain finally woke him up. He lay on the ground for a while, and spat out a mouthful of blood: "What... what's going on?" Mu accepted his fate and gave up his resistance. He was about to cut off his face...then...then what happened?As if his whole body flew out?No, before flying out, he seemed to see a light...

"Song Jincheng." Songxue v2.6 scanned Song Jincheng's, then hacked into the information department of the ruins city, and retrieved his files from it.

"You?" Song Jincheng raised his face and tried his best to look in the direction of the voice. His eyelids were still covered with blood, and his vision was a bit blurred.

"Born on August 4998, 8, his father is Song Zizhang, the director of the Military District of the Ruins City, and his mother is Weng Maoyun, the Minister of Information of the Ruins City. There are two older brothers who work in the military department." Songxue v28 reads the information he scanned. out.

Jiang Mu: "What?! Three of the five members of their family work in the military department. Is my mother the head of the information department?" Jiang Mu felt that he had been hurt by [-] points. This time he didn't understand, but died immediately .Damn it, he always thought that Song Jincheng was just a human organ seller. His background... no matter how bad he was, he should have been a gangster for three generations? !I didn't expect...so...he's still a second-generation official?

However, the voice of Songxue v2.6 continued: "Because of excellent grades in school, in February 5015, I graduated from the spy department of Voorhis College 2 years ahead of schedule, and entered the social security department of Ruins City. In September of the same year, I accepted the number For the task of 3, on the surface he was dismissed and dismissed, but in fact he was ordered to lurk and infiltrate the black market..."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, it's all routine! !Now he finally understands why they put him and Song Jincheng in the same cell!

Song Jincheng finally wiped off the blood on his eyelids, and he looked at the robot in front of him with a ghostly face: "Grass, what the hell are you?"

Songxue v2.6 stopped and pointed the electro-optical screen at Song Jincheng: "You overwhelmed the person I bought with points and energy, and you asked me what I was?"

Jiang Mu: Don't be so ambiguous, bastard!