My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu: "12 hours?"

Song Xue v2.6 stared at him with the electro-optic screen, and corrected solemnly: "It's 16 hours, and we still have to walk in the SSS scenic spot for 4 hours."

"Ahhh!! Kill me!!" Jiang Mu collapsed on the ground, crying bitterly.

"Drip" Songxue v2.6's stomach suddenly rang, "You have a new message, please check it."

Jiang Mu looked at Songxue v2.6 with a hellish look.It won't be another ticket, right?

Songxue v2.6 looks like an old driver at first glance. It pinched off the communication expressionlessly, and its movements are skillful and graceful: "A message from the Public Security Department of District A, saying that your ghostly scream just now disturbed the people."

Disturbing the people... Are the residents here all ears? !With that voice just now, can he still yell at people about being pregnant? !

Jiang Mu took a few deep breaths: "Are you going to pay the fine again?"

Songxue v2.6: "No need."

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief.

Songxue v2.6: "To be detained."

Jiang Mu's eyes widened all of a sudden: "Huh?!" If you have something to say, can you finish it at once, he has a bad heart, and he can't bear it all the time.

Songxue v2.6: "Hey, I lied to you."

Jiang Mu: "..." Goubibot, why don't you talk, he's afraid he won't be able to control himself.

Jiang Mu finally suppressed his violent impulse: "16 hours, we don't really want to walk, do we? Can we take a taxi here?" He knew that as long as this system sends out tasks, there will be no one without a Poisonous, are you going to exhaust him to death this time? !

Songxue v2.6: "We have no money to take a taxi."

Jiang Mu: "..." You were not like this before, why did you become so stingy after you got money? !I really didn't expect you to be this kind of robot!

"Song Xuexue..." Jiang Mu didn't need to pinch himself this time, there were already many tears in his eyes, "The host you bought back after spending a lot of points and a lot of energy will be exhausted. After I die, You have to eat the battery well, bask in the sun well, and take good care of yourself. No one will say sweet words to you anymore, no one will hang you on your neck anymore, and no one will wipe your body It's shining brightly, and there's no one else..."

The chip of Songxue v2.6 suddenly became hot: "Let's take a taxi now, take a taxi right away!"

Jiang Mu showed a gratified expression, and silently praised his wit in his heart.Very good, the old ancestor was right, only softness can overcome rigidity, and he is getting more and more comfortable with this robot.

Songxue v2.6 posted a taxi message on the network in Area A, indicating the destination and the price per kilometer, and then attached their coordinates very intimately.After finishing all this, the little robot raised the electro-optic screen and stared at Jiang Mu directly.

Jiang Mu: "..." Your electro-optic screen made him flustered.

5 minutes later……

Jiang Mu: "Do you have to stare at me like this?"

Song Xue v2.6: "I'm monitoring your heart rate and blood viscosity." What can I do if I accidentally squeeze someone to death?Songxue v2.6 recalled what it did these days, and suddenly felt a little nervous, it was too dangerous, and "principal" was more important than "interest".

Songxue v2.6: "Is it boring to sit in the airship just now? Do you want to sit down and rest for a while?" Saying that, the little robot kicked the big package so that Jiang Mu could sit on it .

However, when the little robot stepped down, Jiang Mu only heard the sound of something breaking in the package.The clothes are all soft... so the only thing that could make such a crisp cracking sound... is the game cabin worth hundreds of millions.

Hehe, what should I do if I suddenly dare not open the package?I hope it's the tooth cup that breaks...it's the tooth cup...it's the tooth cup...but he doesn't have a tooth cup at all haha! ! !

"Sit down." Songxue v2.6 directly pulled Jiang Mu onto the package.As soon as Jiang Mu's butt touched the package, there was another "pop" inside.

Both of them were stunned, Jiang Mu maintained the posture halfway through the sitting, not even daring to move.

Songxue v2.6 directly pulled the package out from under his buttocks, opened it and saw that the folded game cabin was really broken.

Songxue v2.6 scanned the damaged game cabin, then looked at Jiang Mu, and said with disgust: "Big ass."

Jiang Mu: "..." Ahhh!He didn't sit down!God!He didn't sit down!He just touched the package with his ass!Moreover, it was written in the description of the game cabin that the folded game cabin can withstand the weight of 2 tons. Even if he eats heavy metal every day, he can't sit on his buttocks to bear the weight of 2 tons!

Jiang Mu: "Songxue, I didn't..."

The little robot threw the game pod back into the package and repacked it: "It's okay, I don't blame you, what a person's butt looks like and how heavy it is is not something that you can choose, you don't want to Don't feel guilty, and don't feel inferior."

Jiang Mu: "..." Actually, you know that you just kicked the game cabin to pieces, right?Just want him to take the blame, right?

Jiang Mu's eyes were resentful, and he watched Xue Song v2.6 for a long time, and finally closed his mouth obediently, and silently took the blame.

One of the two blamed the blame, the other took the blame, and the atmosphere was harmonious and waited for the driver.

It was a silver-gray airship, the whole body was bullet-shaped, with two curved "doors" on the side, and "windows" as exquisite as crystal.

Jiang Mu's first reaction was: "What's the starting price of this car! How much is it per kilometer?" He always felt a dull pain in his wallet.

The "car window" was lowered, and a middle-aged man in a suit was biting an electronic cigarette, turned his head and looked Jiang Mu up and down, and finally his eyes fell on his dusty package: "You are the airship ?”

Jiang Mu: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's go to the SSS Scenic Area, and the old driver will take me!"

The middle-aged man laughed, and took out his optical brain: "Hey, the Ministry of Public Security? How do you work? There is a mental patient who ran out of the Seventh Hospital and shook the street. You don't care? Yes, on Boyan Road Number 423."

After speaking, under Jiang Mu's dull gaze, the middle-aged man drove away in an airship.He also said, "The Ministry of Public Security is becoming more and more outrageous, and even poor ghosts with sick brains are also allowed in."

People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, dogs run happily with bells.The ancients never deceived me.

However, Master Songxue had already pulled out the light cannon, raised his hand, aimed, and a high-energy beam shot out quickly.

After realizing it, Jiang Mu rushed forward and hugged it: "Keep people under the cannon!" The nearest robot is really irritable, and it will take out the cannon if there is any disagreement.

Afraid that a disagreement would kill some people, Jiang Mu hugged Xue Xue v2.6 and said a lot of good things, until Jiang Mu flattered his eyes until his eyes turned black and he was about to hallucinate, Song Xue v2.6 hummed One voice: "It's cheap for him."

Hearing what it said, Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief, and fell to the ground with a tragic expression of exhaustion.

It is said that the old driver in a suit was driving the airship back home, and when he got off the airship, he found that the second half of his precious airship had been completely melted, and it was still smoking like "zilazila". Someone used something to melt two black characters on the "car door": silly fork.

After making such a fuss, Jiang Mu never dared to ask Songxue v2.6 to call him a taxi again.He originally wanted to go back by public airship, but who knew that it was already 12 o'clock in the evening. According to the regulations of the ruins city, as soon as 11 o'clock in the evening, the public airship would no longer be rented out.

Jiang Mu was completely confused now.

On the street late at night in April, Jiang Mu stood under the street lamp with a package at his feet, feeling a deep sense of sadness, unable to walk, unable to return...

Jiang Mu squatted under the street lamp in silence for a long time, finally nodded, and put the package on his back: "Let's go." Isn't it just 16 hours, the Red Army has traveled 16 miles, he is still afraid [-] hours?

Songxue v2.6 nodded, and Ma Liu folded her two short legs: "Carry me on your back."

Jiang Mu: "..." You are actually being lazy at such a time!What about sharing weal and woe? !Vampire system!I don’t believe in those cute and caring little systems in novels anymore!It's all a lie!

But what should come will still come.

Jiang Mu carried Song Xue v2.6 on his back resignedly, and before he had walked a few steps, an airship with the word "Weian" on it stopped them.

The police officer in the blue coat and black hat on the airship turned on the headlights: "Little comrade, please come with us."

Jiang Mu: "..." No way!

In the Ministry of Public Security, Jiang Mu slumped on his chair with a listless expression on his face.The police officer who knew everything about the situation was dumbfounded: "So, you are actually a resident of the ancient city?" Although Jiang Mu was dressed strangely, the police officer has been in District A all year round, and he has seen many wealthy people with weird tempers. .So when he heard what Jiang Mu said, he didn't call the hotline of the Seventh Hospital immediately.

Jiang Mu stared blankly at the ceiling, and waved at Xue v2.6 dying.He had lost all hope now.Now he just wants to remember "Prison Break", "The Shawshank Redemption" and so on a few more times, and get more ways to escape from prison.

"Hello, this is our certificate of ownership." Songxue v2.6 showed their certificate like a normal robot.

The police officer scanned the number on the property ownership certificate into the processor, and immediately found their occupancy information and personal information in the system.

After the police officer confirmed that the information was correct, he finally brought them good news: "Mr. Li? Our Ministry of Public Security can send an airship to take you home. I wonder if you are willing?"

Jiang Mu stood up like a carp: "What?! Going home?! Which home?!"

Police officer: "Of course it's your home in the SSS-level scenic area."

Jiang Mu: "You wouldn't lie to me and say you'd send me home, but in the end you would secretly send me to the Seventh Court, the Seventh Prison, would you?"

police officer:"……"

After confirming that the police officer really wanted to send him "home", Jiang Mu was so happy that he rolled on the ground: "Great! People's police! People's police! You have done a good job! I want Send you pennants!!"

Songxue v2.6: "..." It's a shame to have such a host.