My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

"Very good." Although he did something very immature and unsteady, the system sound of Songxue v2.6. Communicate well."

Jiang Mu: "You may not believe it when you say it, but you move your mouth first."

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned to him again.Even though the electro-optical screen was pitch black and Songxue v2.6 didn't speak, Jiang Mu still obediently understood what he meant: Can you try one more sentence?

Jiang Mu was afraid that he was going to take out that big black guy to face him again, so his calf cramped.

Rapid heartbeat + dry lips + unnatural pupil contraction + muscle tension = second counsel.

Songxue v2.6 quickly obtained a series of indicators, and was quite satisfied with Jiang Mu's response: "Do you know the golden finger?"

Jiang Mu: "Damn it, you still know about Goldfinger?"

Songxue v2.6's electro-optic screen turned white: "Are you an idiot?"

This...does this mean rolling your eyes?It must mean rolling your eyes!

"Listen, stupid human beings, I'll just say the following," Songxue v2.6 did not float high, and his voice was not loud, but that just-right tone and full-body demeanor created a huge aura in Jiang Mu. The pressure is obviously an artificial intelligence, made by humans, but it just makes him feel that he is the one who should bow down.

Songxue v2.6: "I am your golden finger, and you will do whatever I ask you to do in the future, do you understand?"

Jiang Mu, who thought he was going to say something long, was ready to take out a notebook to take notes: "Hey? What else? No more? So short?"

Songxue v2.6: "Are you still going to find a meeting room, and then make a cup of tea, some melon seeds, put some fruit and listen to my talk for a day? My battery is not used in this kind of place."

Jiang Mu: "I understand." Your power is used to attack the host personally.

Are you sure you are my cheat and not my time bomb?

Songxue v2.6 uses the fingerless mechanical arm to open the pocket on the stomach, and stretches his hand in to dig out in the dark belly: "If you don't understand, look at the light screen, and now I want to release the first task to you... fuck, where did you go..."

Jiang Mu twitched the corners of his mouth: "..." It's obviously an artificial intelligence with rigorous settings, and it's obviously using such a mature and stable system sound, how can it be so unorganized when collecting things... No, I can't help it, okay Want to open my mouth.

As if sensing Jiang Mu's ready to move, Songxue v2.6 raised his head and glanced at him with a cold electro-optical screen.

Jiang Mu's calves trembled, fearing that it would fire the cannon again after watching too much, so he raised his head and stared at the light screen, pretending to be reading the system guide.

"For thousands of years, with the advancement of science and technology and the development of civilization, people's lives have become more diversified and richer, but the endless external stimuli have made people gradually forget the true colors of life, and society is developing. People's happiness is getting lower and lower. Disordered work and rest, day and night reversal, work pressure, junk food...everything is overdrafting human health. Desire, greed, thinking, insomnia...everything makes people exhausted Aging quickly. We insist that people live not for dreams, nor for success, but for diet, sleep and exercise. Therefore, we have tailored this system for you. Through the daily tasks issued by the system, you will regain Shape your body, relieve the pressure of life, and achieve the perfect state of body and mind..."

I don’t know if I don’t read it, I was shocked when I read it, “An old Chinese doctor who can’t take care of himself is not a good driver” system is actually a health preservation system, it’s actually a health preservation system! ! !

This cognition caused Jiang Mu's expression to shatter for a moment.The planting system can be developed, dear, the gourmet system can make money dear, the mecha system can kill the world dear, the game system can dominate the world dear, even a homosexual system can hook you up with high-quality hacks and lead you to develop Walking the harem to the pinnacle of life, my dear...what can a health care system that only focuses on diet, sleep and exercise do!able!Dry!Well!ah!And what's wrong with your health maintenance system paired with a poisonous artificial intelligence? !If you changed to a host with a more violent temper, your artificial intelligence would have blasted him all the way, okay?Are you a health maintenance system or a delivery system? Hey!

Jiang Mu was still immersed in his mouth, Songxue v2.6 over there finally found his novice task: "Found it."

Jiang Mu: "Huh?"

The light screen projected in the air flashed, and a task interface appeared:

Novice task 1:

Good health starts with personal hygiene, and it has been detected that the hygiene of the host is not very good~ so please clean yourself up as soon as possible~"

Mission Reward: Jujube X10

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu read it again without giving up, and finally confirmed that there was nothing in the mission reward except for "Jujube X10" clearly written on it.

"Am I not mistaken? Just... just... just ten red dates?" Jiang Mu's voice was trembling.Isn't this dog comparison system a golden finger?What about pills that make you look beautiful?What about the cherished exercises that can be cultivated?No matter how bad it is, there are always some lucky draws, right? !Ten red dates... why don't you go to the sky? !

Songxue v2.6: "How much reward do you want for taking a shower? Why don't you go to heaven? Our company is making regular cheats, not cheating."

Jiang Mu sensitively grasped the key words in his words: "Your company?"

An arc flashed on the electro-optical screen of Song Xue v2.6, and the right arm of the small machine turned into a black light cannon again. : "Stupid human, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, and do the task well, you won't want to know where all my previous 2.6 hosts have gone."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Well, regardless of whether it was a mission or a reward, he planned to go out to take a shower. Besides taking a shower, he also planned to go to the Starry Sky Mall to buy some clothes and daily necessities.In order to play games, Li Jiamu doesn't even need nutritional supplements, so don't count on him for personal hygiene.There is not even shower gel and towels in the bathroom.

"Songxue v2.6, please check for me how many Star Coins I have left." Facing an artificial intelligence that could pull out a light cannon and shoot him in the face every minute, Jiang Mu didn't dare to act like a master at all. Put it on, your attitude is more polite than your own boss.Fortunately, when he was being chased for debts, his grandson was used to it, and there was no psychological barrier for him to lie down and be a kid.

Songxue v2.6 snorted, but did not boil ginseng rooster for him to drink. The task interface on the light screen was retracted, and the electric light screen of the little robot flickered, and Songxue v2.6's voice sounded again: "There are still 1200 .Crap, not even enough money to buy me a solar battery.”

"One...one thousand and two! Are you...are you sure?!" Jiang Mu was in Sparta.

Songxue v2.6: "Are you questioning my eyesight or my IQ?"

Jiang Mu obediently shut up.He suddenly remembered that in order to prevent his account from being frozen at home, Li Jiamu ran to turn all his money into game recharge serial numbers as soon as he left the house.As expected of the man known as the new generation krypton gold king, has he already spent all his money after running away from home for a month? !

Jiang Mu's eyes drifted back to the bathroom: "What should I do? Is 1200 enough to take a shower?"

Songxue v2.6: "Enough."

Jiang Mu's spirit lifted: "Enough?"

Songxue v2.6: "Enough for you to wash your ass in the best bathroom in District B."

Damn this artificial intelligence is poisonous!

Jiang Mu plunged back into the bathroom again: "Then I'll wash it with that water, and let it be more uncomfortable."

"Wait," the electro-optic screen of Song Xue v2.6 flickered again, "I found out that there are still two recharge sequence cards of 2 star crystal coins that have not been used, so go sell them."

In this era, there are mainly three ways to conduct transactions. The first is the common shopping malls, the second is the inner world, and the third is the star network trading house.Most of the goods sold in shopping malls and in the inner world are physical items, and virtual items such as serial numbers are usually traded in Star Network trading houses.Jiang Mu had Li Jiamu's memory, and quickly figured out how to use the trading bank. He looked at the same serial numbers marked 9998 in the trading bank, hung up his two cards, and entered 9997 in the price. .

The transaction row is sorted by price from low to high, and the system will automatically block those transaction information whose price is seriously inconsistent with the value of the item.Soon Jiang Mu's mailbox sent a message that his items had been stolen, and 10% of the commission was deducted. The two cards were sold for a total of 17996.4.

"It's really dark." Jiang Mu twitched the corners of his mouth, his heart was bleeding.

Song Xue v2.6 was silent for a while, and comforted him: "It's okay, who made us rush to spend money."

Jiang Mu was taken aback, and was about to praise how he became so easy-going, when Song Xue v2.6 raised his light cannon: "I'm going to blow up this profiteering network."

Jiang Mu rushed forward and hugged its light cannon: "Calm down, hey!"

"On Why My Goldfinger Is So Violent"

Smashing together almost 2W star crystal coins, Jiang Mu cleaned up the room, and pressed the elevator with the garbage he had packed.Songxue v2.6 floated in the air with both hands empty, and followed behind him, like an official with a servant to clear the way for him.Although he wanted to throw the trash to Songxue v2.6, Jiang Mu still gave up when he thought of the thick black light cannon.

The old-fashioned elevator creaked and closed, and a few seconds later, Jiang Mu and Mr. Song had appeared on the first floor.

Jiang Mu got a lot of information about this era from Li Jiamu's memory, but he was still shocked when the outside world appeared naked in front of him.

A transparent hood with no visible side was covered above their heads, and yellow sand was constantly hitting the hood, making it impossible to see the sky when they looked up, and all they could see was a miserable yellow.Because the location of the house Li Jiamu rented is quite remote, the metal roadbed has not been laid yet, and there is no green on the deserted land, and the temperature of the ground is a bit scary when you step on it.

Li Jiamu's pitiful historical knowledge appeared in Jiang Mu's mind. It is now 5034. Due to the excessive demands of human beings, the earth's resources are almost completely exhausted. After several consecutive catastrophes, the population has dropped sharply. Those who survived gathered together to build this man-made city full of holes.In this man-made city with a history of more than 2000 years, not to mention that all civilizations have been completely broken down, human beings have completely forgotten what this planet originally looked like.

Metal, metal... still metal... Jiang Mu suddenly felt a little sad when he looked at this cold, silver-white city.