My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu cast a look of help to the little robot.

Song Xue v2.6 raised the electro-optic screen to look at the sky intently, pretending not to see anything.

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, dogs are better than robots, I have seen through you today.

"Sure enough, he is a liar!" The person who first questioned Jiang Mu's admission notice was a fake jumped up again, and took out his optical brain, "Hmph, Wincheston University? Even if the admission notice is real, But there is no photo on it, and I don’t know if you are the real Jiang Mu. Now I suspect that your admission letter was stolen from someone else! Just wait! I will call the police and arrest you now!”

Jiang Mu: "..." No, brother, things are not as complicated as you think, the admission letter is just a fake.

"How can you behave like this? You stole other people's admission notices to gain sympathy. We don't care about being cheated, but do you know that you will ruin other people's lives by doing so?" The rhythm was brought up, and the crowd jumped out Upholding justice, "We don't know what despicable means you used to get the admission letter. If you still have a little conscience, you can call someone's communication number and return the admission letter."

Jiang Mu stretched out his hand and patted the buttocks of the robot lying on the side and concentrating on pretending to be dead.Shit, dog robot, haven't you been jumping really hard before?Why is it like a firecracker that has entered the water now, and it can't be lit at all?

"I don't need to talk to him anymore. I've seen people like him a lot, but I don't cry when I don't see the coffin. I'll call the police now and let the police deal with it." Some passersby directly called 110 with their optical brain, "Just wait Go to jail!"

The word "prison" shocked Jiang Mu and almost knelt down. He didn't know where the courage came from. He rushed forward and held the hand of the man who wanted to call the police: "Wait! Don't call the police! I have something to say !"

All eyes were on Jiang Mu, and the man shook his hand vigorously: "Dead monster, don't touch me."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, I never thought that one day I would become a dead ladyboy in the mouth of others.

"What are you doing in a daze? You're explaining! Let's see what reason you have to explain!" After deciding that Jiang Mu couldn't explain how he changed from a "female high school student" to a long-legged hairy otaku, he kept yelling The onlookers, who were clamoring to call the police, were not in a hurry. They wanted to see how much nonsense this guy could tell with his eyes open. Anyway, they were surrounded by people and booths, and they couldn't run away.

Under the pressure of everyone, Jiang Mu's brain turned quickly, and then he sank into his dantian, and cried out loudly: "I'm sorry, things are not what you think, my name is indeed Jiang Mu, and I am indeed a female high school student... ...just...just..."

When Jiang Mu said this, someone in the crowd booed: "Don't you still want to say that you are a bisexual or something? Don't you think it's too late to say this now?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, do you think you're writing a high-end, heavy-handed, sensual prose?Bisexuality everywhere?

"No! No!" Jiang Mu showed an embarrassing expression on his face, "In order to be admitted to Wincheston, I don't have much time to work and earn money, so I can't get enough nutrients to survive, so I can only go to the trash can Looking through the leftovers from other people's food... Those nutrients have long since deteriorated, and have been heavily polluted..." Jiang Mu sniffed lowly, as if crying, "I can only bite my teeth and swallow it in order to realize my dream. , I didn’t expect that after eating for a long time, the hormone disorder, the body has such a mutation... I didn’t lie to everyone, if you don’t believe me, you can log in to Wincheston’s student center, there should be my photo and personal information , I can show you all my identity information, you believe me!!"

Fortunately, I have been with this robot for a long time, and I can open my mouth to talk nonsense.

As soon as Jiang Mu finished these words, the whole crowd exploded:

"Eating nutritional supplements can make hermaphrodites, do you believe us if you say it?"

"Isn't it a lie? I have been drinking nutritional supplements for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen such a thing."

"People say it's spoiled and polluted nutrients. It's not like you don't know how serious the environmental pollution is now. In my opinion, it's pretty good to survive after eating this kind of food."

"It's so pitiful. What are the politicians in the ruin city doing? They let a little girl eat spoiled nutrients alive and become a little boy."

"Is it male or female?"

"After eating so many spoiled nutrients, the only physical changes are the growth of an Adam's apple and a thicker voice? Will there be a penis underneath?"

"Hey, what you said... the little girl will grow a penis after eating the spoiled nutrition, so what did the little boy eat?"

"I guess there will be a little sister?"

"Who said, what if it can strengthen Yang?"

"Hehe, what if two penises grow out?"

"Then I'll post it!"

Jiang Mu: "..." Why did the topic turn in a strange direction?But it would be nice to divert attention from this stuff.

However, the sky failed, and just when Jiang Mu was about to take the opportunity to pack up his things and run away, a person staggered out of the crowd, and when that person saw Jiang Mu, he rushed forward like a hungry tiger: "Excuse me, that's what he said Is that the high-achieving student who ate the spoiled nutrient and had a masculinization reaction?"

Jiang Mu: "You are male, your whole family is male!" He was originally a man, okay? !

Some people in the crowd who have been digging into strange brain holes can't stand it: "How do you talk? Everyone's little girls are like this, and you still have a masculine one mouthful at a time. Aren't you talking about someone's heart?" stabbed?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," the man sneered, but he looked at Jiang Mu like a hungry wolf seeing meat, "It's like this, I'm a reporter from the Scientific Research Channel of the Ruins City, and I heard about it when I was shopping there. It's your business, our channel is planning to do a special program on the negative effects of nutritional supplements, I wonder if you are interested..."

Jiang Mu: "Not interested, not interested at all!" Are you kidding me, it's okay for him to embarrass himself on the street, but he also ran to the TV to embarrass him? !

"This classmate, why don't you refuse so quickly!" The little reporter rushed forward and grabbed Jiang Mu's hand.

Jiang Mu stared at him holding his hand for a while, and screamed: "Help! It's molested! It's raped!" Damn, don't everyone treat him like a girl?He just showed his girl to others!

Everyone: "..." Oh my god, you really have the guts to scream!With such obvious masculinity as you, no one can insult you.

Little reporter: "Listen to me..."

Jiang Mu: "If you don't let go, I'll call the police! Help!!"

The little reporter feels that he has encountered the biggest crisis since he took up his post.

Jiang Mu glared at him, and didn't want to sell chicken soup anymore, so he pushed the cart and was about to leave.

"Little classmate, you can't leave! Aren't you short of money? Don't you want to go to college? As long as you appear on our program, our channel will organize donations for you!" Seeing that Jiang Mu couldn't be held back, the little reporter rushed Go up and hug his waist tightly.

"I don't want to raise donations. I said that I hope to earn tuition fees through my own strength. I don't want to rely on anyone. I have the ability to solve the problem by myself." Jiang Mu broke away from the little reporter's hand and continued to play without blushing. A female high school student with backbone, "I know my own physical problems, but it doesn't mean I'm weak, I have hands and feet, if you have even a little respect for me, don't force me to do what I don't want Doing. If you want to make fun of my physical imperfections, I'm sorry to disappoint you."

"Why are you making fun of your physical defects!" The little reporter suddenly burst into tears, "We are the official channel of Ruin City, and we are based on the good idea of ​​serving the people and serving the people. We just want you to come out and speak out. Tell the public about the dangers of inferior nutritional supplements! You have suffered from inferior nutritional supplements yourself, you must not want more and more people to follow in your footsteps, right?!"

"No, you're wrong!" Jiang Mu gritted his teeth. In order not to lose a bigger person, he had no choice but to lose a small person. "Actually, I'm very happy."

Little reporter: "..." WTF? !

Jiang Mu: "Do you know how much pleasure/sensation androgyny can bring you? When others want to masturbate, they have to buy a doll to watch a pornographic film or something. Do you understand the feeling? But if you are androgynous, you don’t have this kind of trouble at all! You can masturbate to yourself!”

Onlookers who didn't know the truth: "..." So you really grew a penis, right?Damn nutritional supplements are terrible!

Jiang Mu's words were even more ruthless than Tianlei, and the thunder directly turned over a group of people. Jiang Mu took a deep breath, pushed the small broken car and prepared to leave quickly.

"Ah! You can't go, this strong man!!!" With the previous words as a foreshadowing, the little reporter's address to Jiang Mu suddenly changed. He grabbed Jiang Mu's clothes tightly and did not let go, "If you If you are not interested in the special program of the agent, we have another program, are you interested in the program 'Alien Humans'? This is a special program for heterogeneous and weird people to share their stories and mental journeys. I think you, an androgynous person, are quite suitable. ..."

Jiang Mu: "Damn it, you're never finished! I'm not going! Let go!!" He's a stranger and a weirdo. He probably won't be able to get along in human society if he's on this show.

Jiang Mu didn't have the patience to deal with the reporter anymore, so he pushed the little reporter out, ready to leave directly.

However, accidents always happen so just right.

The little reporter grabbed his shirt too firmly, and Jiang Mu pushed him a little violently. Hearing a "hiss", the white shirt on Jiang Mu's body was torn in two, and he died on the spot. The stick fell down with a "snap", hitting the ground with a desperate echo.

Jiang Mu: "..."

He stared blankly at the bra on the ground, and there was only one thought left in his mind: Damn, in broad daylight, he actually exposed himself in full view...