My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu found that this robot always had the ability to constantly refresh his lower limit. Whenever he watched the robot finish digging a hole, when he thought it was the deepest hole the robot could dig, it always It is possible to stay at the lowest point of this pit and dig another few hundred meters.

Jiang Mu: "I don't want to pretend to be Pan Jinlian!! What the hell is it to tease me by buying two biscuits and a bowl of chicken soup?! If someone buys ten biscuits, do you want me to warm his bed? ah!"

The electro-optic screen of the little robot suddenly changed color: "Warm the bed? Don't even think about it!"

Hearing such a decisive answer from the little robot, Jiang Mu's eyes lit up all of a sudden, but before he could say anything, Song Xue v2.6. OK."

Jiang Mu: "..." Hehe, he is probably the cheapest prostitute in history.

Songxue v2.6 stuffed two more biscuits into his chest: "You are a man anyway, if a female customer comes, I don't know who will take advantage of whom."

Jiang Mu: "I can't see that you are quite good at doing business."

Songxue v2.6: "Isn't this to promote our brand of Wu Dalang's cakes? Our food is so good, they won't be able to stop once they eat it. When our business is good, we can do it in a serious manner. For business, you don’t need to sell your hue.”

Jiang Mu: "Haven't we been doing business in a serious way?! You are the only one who sells hue, and your whole family sells hue. And don't we sell chicken soup?!"

Songxue v2.6: "It's all the same. You see, I didn't say anything when I played the short and poor Wu Dalang, but you played the beautiful and flowery Pan Jinlian and you still pick and choose."

Jiang Mu: "Hehe." Who the hell designed this robot, and what kind of malice does this company have towards human society?

Jiang Mu had always had no right to speak in front of Mr. Songxue, and soon they found another popular place with a lot of people.Songxue v2.6 took a fancy to a piece of land with the most traffic on the street, so he turned on the black technology again, and directly laid the owner of that piece of land to the black offline, so they were there like this Spread out the diners.

Maybe it was the first failure that brought too much blow to the self-esteem of Songxue v2.6, maybe it started to take "hawker" seriously as a serious business. After opening the shop, they bought some simple and exquisite tables, chairs and stools on the street, and paired with their two authentic ancient costumes, they immediately attracted enough popularity on this street full of post-modern style.

"Wow, the costumes of the staff at this stall are so special."

"This is an ancient costume! I have seen this style of clothing in the teacher's seminar. It seems that it was worn by people on the ancient earth a long time ago."

"What the hell, is that ancient clothing major that is extremely difficult to pass? Are all the peddlers now so educated?"

"However, my focus is on tables and chairs... I always feel that I can make a lot of money just by selling the design patent of this table and chair. Why do I want to move out?"

"Ahhh! What the hell is the video on the moving light screen? It makes me hard to watch..."

Jiang Mu: "..." Brother, your masturbation point is a bit low, hey!

In short, as soon as their stall opened, it attracted a large number of people to watch. However, these people only buzzed around the stall, and no one came to ask the price!Jiang Mu felt that he was out to engage in performance art.Don't just look at it, you should come and buy it! !

Amidst Jiang Mu's heart-piercing wailing, a middle-aged man in a neat suit finally walked out of the crowd.

Jiang Mu knew that the time to truly test himself had come, and he would never fall down in the same place twice.Seeing the middle-aged man approaching step by step, Jiang Mu coughed twice, firmly remembering that he was a girl, and then spoke in a soft girlish voice: "Sir, what service do you need?" ?"

The middle-aged man froze for a moment, and his face quickly turned red.

Jiang Mu: "..." What kind of service do you need? !Why all of a sudden cross the channel to the hotel harassment phone? !It must be because the moving light screen of Songxue v2.6 is showing the relationship between Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing hooking up!

Jiang Mu coughed twice: "I mean, sir, what do you want to eat, we have pancakes and chicken soup here, they are all very delicious, you will definitely like them."

The middle-aged man's face turned even redder: "Actually, I want to ask..."

Jiang Mu's eyes widened, and he tried his best to play the cute female role: "?"

Middle-aged man: "Actually, I want to ask, where did you order the tables and chairs... I like this design very much..."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Song Xue v2.6 floated up, and kicked the middle-aged man off the line: "Don't buy rolls, we are a serious shop that sells chicken soup and cooking cakes."

Jiang Mu: "..." Hey, don't refuse in such a hurry, sell chicken soup or sell tables and chairs, what are you selling are not selling!Why are you a robot so stubborn, you insist on taking the gourmet route! !

"You... hello..." A beautiful little girl came up.

Jiang Mu: "?"

"I want to ask, do you sell the scripts on your mobile light screen?" The little girl blushed, "I'm from the Department of Writing and Directing at Wincheston University. I just found out that your little video is very interesting. I want to buy it." Come and process it to make it my graduation..."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue v2.6 floated up again, kicking people off the line: "Not for sale."

"Ahem! Boss!" A middle-aged beautiful woman stepped up.

Songxue v2.6 turned the electro-optic screen, and the dark electro-optic screen was aimed directly at the middle-aged woman.

After being stared at by this robot, the middle-aged woman felt that the hairs on her back were standing on end, and she quickly stretched out her brain: "Give me two pancakes and a bowl of chicken soup, thank you."

Songxue v2.6's lightning screen instantly cleared from the thunderstorm, and floated into the basket, wrapped two cooking cakes in rough paper, and filled out a bowl of chicken soup.Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief, took the biscuits and chicken soup from it and handed them to the middle-aged woman: "Hello, guest, here are the biscuits and chicken soup you want."

The middle-aged woman smiled slightly, took the chicken soup and pancakes, and then whispered: "Well, can I ask a question?"

Jiang Mu showed a standard eight-teeth smile: "Say."

Middle-aged woman: "Where did you order your employee uniforms? The design is so special."

Jiang Mu: "..." I suddenly realized that it was a mistake that they sold chicken soup or something.

Songxue v2.6: "We did it ourselves."

The middle-aged woman was instantly excited: "Can you sell me one!!"

Songxue v2.6: "Clothes are not for sale."

Jiang Mu couldn't help it: "Why don't you sell it, hey!" You robot is really stubborn, if you say you sell chicken soup, you only sell chicken soup.

Songxue v2.6: "But because it is a new opening, the customer who spends the most here today can get one for free."

As soon as the words of Songxue v2.6 came out, everyone was excited.

"Boss, give me 10!"

"5 bowls of chicken soup and 20 pancakes, thank you!"

"Cut, don't grab me, I want a pancake for 40 people."

"Boss! I don't want clothes. If I buy more, can I touch the boss's chest? I have never seen such a big breast!"

Jiang Mu, who automatically assumed the identity of the proprietress: "Don't even think about it!" Damn, there are 6 whole biscuits stuffed inside, haven't you never seen such a big breast? !

The atmosphere was aroused all of a sudden, this one wanted 10 and that one wanted 20, and in the end, the whole two baskets of cooking cakes were robbed completely.Songxue v2.6, a robot with an eye for money, quadrupled the price of cooking cakes and chicken soup at the end of the sale, but even this couldn't stop everyone's fiery desire to buy.After all, compared with a piece of clothes full of ancient style, the money for buying cakes is really insignificant. Later, a local tyrant came and took away all the cakes.

The song ends.

Jiang Mu sat on the empty basket, looked at the long string of numbers on Xue Guangping, and slowly shed two lines of tears: "We should have done this from the beginning." What female high school student, what Pan Jinlian, He felt that just using these tables, chairs and clothes would attract a lot of people!

Jiang Mu: "Should we do more small activities like this in the future? For example, today we will give away ancient clothes, and tomorrow we will give away a hairpin or something. I think it is much more powerful than wearing women's clothes."

Songxue v2.6 nodded, and finally heaved a sigh of relief: "Tomorrow, you can change back to men's clothes. I thought about it. In fact, it's quite off-putting for you to wear women's clothes and walk around."

Jiang Mu: "Fart your ass, there are still two customers yelling and wanting to touch my breasts today, it's disgusting." Damn you dog robot!You were the one who asked him to wear women's clothing, and you were the one who said he was disgusted by wearing women's clothing!

Songxue v2.6 has an expression of "my host is really slutty": "You are a big man who is proud to wear women's clothes? Cross-dressing is a perverted faggot, and you are addicted to being touched?"

Jiang Mu: "Ahhh! Dogs are better than robots!"

A shiny black airship stopped on the street, the door of the airship opened, and the middle-aged woman who first asked Songxue v2.6 for clothes came down from it, and opened the back door very graciously: "Mr. Li, The snacks I bought for our company employees today are from here. To be honest, although I went for clothes at first, the snacks sold here are really delicious."

Sitting in the airship, Li Jiangxi briefly looked at the shop that the female assistant was full of praise for.Hmm, it looks pretty clean.So he slowly got off the airship: "Take me there to have a look."

Jiang Mu was chasing Songxue v2.6 with all his heart and didn't notice anyone approaching at all.Until Li Jiangqi stood in front of their bunks and said, "Hi, do you have pancakes and chicken soup?"

Jiang Mu was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized that he turned around respectfully, not forgetting to use his fake female voice: "I'm sorry, the ones prepared today are sold out."

Li Jiangxi stared at Jiang Mu for a while, then frowned: "Oh, is that so? Then tomorrow..."

"Who said, we still have six more." Songxue v2.6 jumped out, jumped on Jiang Mu's body quickly, and then a dog robot reached into Jiang Mu's clothes like this, and took out the 6 biscuits that have been used as chest stickers, "a total of 7000 credits, thank you for coming."

Li Jiangqi & female assistant: "..."

Ahhhhh! !This dog robot really is! !Who would want to eat pancakes taken out of someone else's chest? Hey! !Jiang Mu wished he could dig a hole and bury himself in it.

Li Jiangxi stared at the six pancakes for a while, and then stared at Songxue v2.6 for a while: "Wait, you are... you are 'young girl and old king next door.avi'?! "

Jiang Mu: "Pfft—" What the hell is "Young Tooth Girl and Old Wang Next Door.avi" hahahahahaha! ! !

Wait...wait...It seems that Li Jiamu's housekeeping robot seems to be called this name... The long-lost memory was opened, and Jiang Mu suddenly remembered that before Songxue v2.6 took over the shell of this housekeeping robot, this The housekeeping robot seems to be called "Young Girl and Old Wang Next Door.avi"...

"Grass!" Li Jiangxi was the first to react, he cursed, and directly twisted Jiang Mu's collar to pull him out of the shop.

Li Jiangqi studied Jiang Mu's face for a long time under the light, finally took a deep breath, and spit out a name that made people's liver and gallbladder split, "Li Jiamu?! It's you?!"

At the same time, the dazed Jiang Mu also recognized the successful man who bought cakes late at night in front of him: "You you you... Li Jiangqi!!"