My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

There was nothing more sad than death, and Jiang Xiaomu, who was already ashamed, climbed back to the big pink bed with his hands and feet, and then rolled all over on the big bed with all his strength.Dog Robot!Don't you dislike the mites and dead skin on humans?He must let the little mites and dander on his body cover every corner of the big bed!Disgusting, you clean-loving gay robot!

Songxue v2.6, who had just toured around the villa, returned to the bedroom, just in time to see Jiang Mu rolling on the bed like a dog who has never seen the world.It was silent for three seconds: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Mu's whole body froze, and the courage that had just risen a little disappeared without a trace.He hurriedly hugged the pillow and patted it on his lap: "I...I...I'll make the quilt and pillow looser for you, so that you can sleep more comfortably."

Songxue v2.6: "Hehe, dirty human being, if you shake the mites and dander all over your bed, I don't mind doing a little maintenance for your skin myself."

Jiang Mu: "..." Why does he feel that the dog robot's tone of voice is so similar to "If you are in heat again, I don't mind taking you to the hospital for a minor operation"?

Jiang Mu quickly lay down straight on the bed, not daring to move again.After a while, he felt a round little thing get into the quilt, and then there was a melodious prompt: "Shutting down..."

Jiang Mu: "..." It was really an eye-opener. It turns out that robots sleep like this.Do you want to ask what dream this dog machine had tomorrow?

He was startled and frightened, and he might wake up early tomorrow morning to do tasks, so Jiang Mu fell asleep quickly in bed, and when he woke up the next day, he found that his waist was faint. A little sore, so he reached out and touched his waist, but only touched a small cold head.

Jiang Mu: "..." What the hell is this?

Jiang Mu lifted the quilt to take a look, and found that the little robot that was lying beside him and turned off did not know when it had picked up his waist, and his arms and legs were firmly stuck in his flesh, strangling his waist. Already unconscious.

"Dog robot!" Jiang Mu quickly flicked Songxue v2.6's head, and went straight to break the dog robot's claws, "Let go! You fucking let me go! My waist will be strangled by you Already!"

Songxue v2.6 buzzed, and the electro-optic screen lit up. It raised its small head and glanced at Jiang Mu, then at the arm that was holding Jiang Mu, and then slowly let go.

As soon as it let go, Jiang Mu felt a lightness on his waist, and the long-lost blood rushed up, making his waist numb.Jiang Mu lifted up his pajamas and saw that two lines of tears couldn't stop falling down. He saw four bruises on his waist, which looked like the limbs of a dog robot.

Songxue v2.6 rubbed the electro-optic screen imitating the way of human beings, glanced at Jiang Mu's waist, and the voice system clearly uttered two words: "Weak chicken." It can be hurt by just hugging it casually.

Jiang Mu poured out a mouthful of old blood: "Dog robot!!! Who is responsible for this f*ck? You have the face to say it?!"

Song Xue v2.6 glanced at him, and said coldly: "If you want to sleep with me, you must have the awareness of being injured."

Jiang Mu: "..." He doesn't want to sleep with your dog robot at all, he just wants to sleep on the bed.

Songxue v2.6 saw Jiang Mu staring at his waist and weeping, and became curious, and floated over to poke Jiang Mu's waist: "Does it hurt?"

Jiang Mu snorted: "Of course, give me a try for a night?" I don't know how the strength of this dog robot is so strong, is it good to have such a small one?

Songxue v2.6 pressed on his waist: "Don't cry, I'll show you."

Jiang Mu: "?"

Jiang Mu just wanted to ask you how a dog robot has the function of blowing, and when he turned his head, he saw Songxue v2.6's left hand turned into a small hair dryer. The one on his waist gave him a layer of goose bumps.

Songxue v2.6 blew on the bruise on his waist for a while, raised the electro-optic screen to look at him: "Is it better?"

Jiang Mu's heart trembled when he saw it. He was really not used to this dog robot being so considerate all of a sudden. Thinking of the unique face in the freezer, he hesitated for a while, and finally found it. He raised his own voice, and said shyly, "It's much better."

Songxue v2.6 looked at his injury for a while, then nodded: "Okay, I guess we'll sell chicken soup for three days, and the injury will heal."

Jiang Mu: "Sell chicken soup?"

Song Paipi: "You don't think you can't go to work because of such a small injury, do you? The medicine money just now will be deducted from your wages."

Jiang Mu stared at the ceiling with wide eyes, holding back the tears he shed because of being moved.

Today was the first day of supplying goods to Li Jiangqi. Jiang Mu ate two steamed buns and drank a big bowl of chicken soup, finally pulling himself together.Connecting to the other world, Jiang Mu pushed a small broken car and waited at the entrance of the company early.

"Congratulations to the host, start a random task [one of the difficult hawker careers: get 100+ praise], task reward: maintenance point*1."

Jiang Mu was stunned for a moment: "What's the situation at maintenance point *1?" I've never heard of it.

Song Xue v2.6 coughed: "This is for me."

Jiang Mu: "Is it for you to repair your brain?"

Songxue v2.6 patted his electric light cannon: "It's for me to repair you."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, do you know what it means to convince others with virtue? !

Jiang Mu listened to the task reminder again: "Why just give me a maintenance point? It's still for you, what about my reward?" Is there any mistake in this system? He is the one who works hard to do the task, okay? ?Only give rewards to robots?

Songxue v2.6 coughed again and puffed up his small chest: "Your reward is that your robot master can become more perfect."

Jiang Mu: "..." Robot...Master...Please let me observe 3 minutes of silence for the lost dignity of human beings.

Jiang Mu: "Oh, it doesn't sound like a big deal. I won't do any broken missions."

These words startled Xue Xue v2.6's electro-optical screen to light up: "After you gave me three hearts, have you become more and more courageous? It seems that I want you to recognize your identity, stupid Humanity."

Jiang Mu: "Hey, do you still remember that I gave you three hearts? Didn't you pay back those three hearts with four bruises? I even earned an extra bruise. This deal is really too much!" Bravo!"

"With maintenance points and points, I can make my body faster." Songxue v2.6 took out a banana from his stomach, "I treat you to something delicious!"

Jiang Mu's heart skipped a beat when he thought of the face in the freezer, but his face showed indifference: "Hey, it doesn't sound like much, I think you're a pretty good little guy."

Songxue v2.6 thought for a while, pressed on his stomach, pulled out the head, and then the whole robot froze.

Jiang Mu just wanted to ask if you think the police didn't come fast enough, but when he turned his head, he saw the head talking: "Jiang Mumu, are you really not going to give me a task?"

Jiang Muguang softened half of his voice when he heard the voice, and immediately drooled and said, "Do it, do it..."

Songxue v2.6 quickly put away the human head: "Hmph ~ fight with me?" Finally, the correct method of GET to enslave human beings.

Jiang Mu: "Is your dog robot connected to the entire universe?!" You can pick whatever you want!

Songxue v2.6: "Don't worry, after my body is ready, I will never treat you badly."

Jiang Mu's eyes lit up, and he was about to ask what good things it was going to give him, when he saw Li Jiangxi coming down from an airship not far away.Jiang Mu waved his hand: "Brother!"

Li Jiangxi looked at them, his whole face turned pale, and after explaining something to the people around him, he strode towards them.

"Why are you here?" Li Jiangxi glanced at Songxue v2.6, and couldn't help but slow down a little.He cut his fingers as soon as he said, and the behavior of Songxue v2.6 that day really caused him a huge psychological shadow.

Jiang Mu pushed his little broken car forward: "Let's deliver the goods!"

Li Jiangxi stared at their little broken car for a while, smiled, and put a card into Jiang Mu's hand: "Take it and go, the old man is coming to the company today, if he sees you, he still runs here Come to fight Qiufeng, I think I will kill you."

Before Jiang Mu could speak, Songxue v2.6 snorted first: "Hmph, how dare he?"

Li Jiangqi involuntarily looked at Songxue v2.6 again.I wondered what the origin of this robot was.

"Brother, I don't want the card." Jiang Mu pushed the card back, "I said that I want to support myself with my own ability! Chairman Mao is right, labor is the most glorious!"

Li Jiangxi stared at Jiang Mu's face for a while, as if meeting this person for the first time.Maybe it was because he stared at Jiang Mu for too long, he clearly heard the robot next to him throw an electric spark very unhappily.Li Jiangqi thought of his thumb that rolled into the dust.

"Okay! Since you insist, then..." Li Jiangxi pointed to the building behind him, "Let's start from this building first. From the 100th floor to the 150th floor."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu looked up at the towering building, and suddenly felt that the building was too tall: "Why do you start sending it from the 100th floor?" Damn, it's unscientific!Could it be that he has time-traveled into a certain game called if you are a man, you can go to the 100th floor?

Li Jiangqi: "Our company is on the 100th to 150th floor, brother, have you forgotten?"

Jiang Mu looked at Li Jiangqi faintly: "I thought the whole building belonged to our family."

Li Jiangxi looked back at him affectionately: "It used to be. But since you hired a woman to come to my company for the 30th time because I didn't pay for it, we made this difficult decision and demolished all the elevators. "

Jiang Mu suddenly got to the point: "What?! There is no elevator?! Then how do you all go to work?! Do you super-evolve into angel beasts and fly up?"

Li Jiangxi showed a mysterious smile: "If I told you our elevator would be demolished for nothing."