My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Because Jiang Mu passed out halfway through delivering the food, so today's two missions basically failed.In order not to let Songxue v2.6 blow up, Jiang Mu gritted his teeth and ran to the villa's small gym for an hour of exercise.He remembered that there seemed to be a person who had to do moderate-intensity exercise in the mission, and he didn't know if he could calm down the robot that had lost its maintenance point.

Jiang Mu was sweating all over from running, and he didn't see the little robot when he came out, so he touched the freezer and opened a bottle of cold drink, biting the straw and watching the beautiful boy in the freezer commit a nympho for a while.The handsome man in the freezer now has a neck, and he is still there quietly with his eyes closed, with a peaceful expression on his face.Jiang Mu organized it in his mind for a long time, but he couldn't blend such a quiet handsome man with Songxue v2.6's ghostly temper.

Jiang Mu drank the cold drink with his beauty, and felt that the sweat on his body had collected, so he climbed to the second floor to take a shower.The bathroom in this small villa also has a major feature. The wooden floor, ceiling and one side of the outer wall are all made of glass. If it is not for the bad weather of this era, soaking in the bathtub and watching the stars is a great pleasure in life.

Jiang Mu walked upstairs and found that the light in the bathroom was on, and a scented candle was lit. The water temperature in the bathtub was just right, and it was full of rose petals.Jiang Mu looked at everything that had been arranged, and was hit by something inexplicably in his heart.

Did Song Xuexue do it?There are only the two of them in this villa, and I would not do such a flirty thing, so it must be Songxue!I can't tell that this dog robot speaks badly, but what he does is still a bit human!This dog robot still has a little bit of conscience, and I didn't treat it in vain.

Jiang Mu suddenly felt that all his efforts were worthwhile, so he cleaned himself up happily, and was about to enter the bathtub to enjoy it, when he heard a "grunt", and something floated up from the bathtub.

A dark electric screen stared straight at him.

Jiang Mu: "..." Why is the robot in the water.

Songxue v2.6 was also stunned for a moment, then pointed the electro-optic screen at Jiang Mu's crotch, and said solemnly: "You remind me of a ballad widely circulated in the 21st century, ah, no, it's two songs .”

Jiang Mu: "???"

Songxue v2.6 sang directly: "I am a little bird~"

Before Jiang Mu could react, the dog robot changed its tune again: "I don't want~I don't want~I don't want to grow up~"

Jiang Mu felt that his dignity as a man flew away along with the singing.

Jiang Mu covered the little bird and gritted his teeth: "You! How! Yes! Here!"

The little robot sat up and rubbed his head with two robotic arms, as if he was feeling sorry for Jiang Mu's IQ: "Of course it's a bath."

Jiang Mu was silent for a while, and reminded: "You are a robot."

Songxue v2.6 poured a glass of red wine on the small tray by the bathtub, the red liquid showed a charming luster under the candlelight, it shook the glass: "So that's why you peeked at me taking a shower?"

Who the hell wants to peek at you in the shower!Do you have boobs? !do you have a butt !Is your [beep——] big? !

Jiang Mu took a deep breath: "Robots don't need to take a bath. You are wasting water resources. Do you know how depleted water resources are in this era?" Besides, aren't you afraid of water? !

Songxue v2.6: "Who is responsible for the exhaustion of energy? Do you know how many resources you have wasted living in this world?"

Jiang Mu: "..." I can't refute it at all.

Songxue v2.6 pulled a towel and threw it in front of Jiang Mu: "I'll give you a chance to reflect the value of human beings."

Jiang Mu: "???"

Then Jiang Mu saw the dog robot move, lying on the bathtub and showing his back to him.

Jiang Mu slammed the towel in his hand on the ground: "Is the value of human beings used to wipe your back?!"

Songxue v2.6 put his left hand on the edge of the bathtub, and his small arm immediately turned into a black hole in the mouth of a cannon: "There is also a boom for firewood."

Jiang Mu: "..." Killer!fascist!imperialism!

Before Jiang Mu didn't have life and dignity, he hesitated for too long. He jumped into the bathtub and wiped the back of the little robot attentively: "Is it comfortable? Is it a bit heavy? Do you need to rub it here for a while? Wow, guest, your skin is so good, what kind of metal is it made of~ When you hit this small light, the light reflected from your shell is like holy light, bathed in your reflection, I feel my dirty soul They have all been washed..."

Songxue v2.6 quickly let out an intoxicated hum, and the current on the electro-optic screen narrowed comfortably into a line.This is really the most desirable host it has found for so many years, so shameless and immoral.

Two hours later, under Jiang Mu's attentive service, the entire shell of the little robot was polished to glisten.Songxue v2.6 looked at his brand new shell, and finally climbed out of the bathtub contentedly.Putting on cute little pink pajamas for herself, Songxue v2.6 nodded to Jiang Mu: "You did a good job, I will reward you with this tank of bath water, do you use it for drinking or for washing?" It will be all right."

Jiang Mu's face twitched: "I will thank your ancestors for the eighteenth generation instead of my ancestors."

Songxue v2.6: "Don't be so polite, this is the result of green smoke rising from your ancestral grave."

Jiang Mu: "..." This is really a robot that can conquer the world with a face.

Songxue v2.6 won a big victory. It snorted and was about to leave when suddenly the light brain rang.It glanced at the communication signal, and the current on the electro-optical screen narrowed: "Someone is looking for you."

Jiang Mu quickly calmed down: "Is it the police or the organ trafficker?"

Songxue v2.6: "Your brother."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Jiang Mu came out of the water, put on his clothes, ran to the living room and sat upright: "Okay, let's connect."

Songxue v2.6: "I've already died."

Jiang Mu: "Then pull it back."

Songxue v2.6: "Is this your attitude of asking the master to work?"

Jiang Mu: "..."

"Robot father, please pull it back..." Jiang Mu had no choice but to go all out, and took out the bronze back then to beg good-hearted people to take the gold.

Songxue v2.6 is extremely satisfied with Jiang Mu's attitude: "You should spend your time on the phone repairing the house."

Saying that, the little robot floated away.

Jiang Mu: "..." Funny!he!Play!Woolen cloth? !Give him back the integrity he just paid for! ! !

Li family.

"It was hung up." Li Jiangxi looked at his communicator expressionlessly, "This is the 10th time."

Li Changshi's face was so dark that water dripped out: "Pull it out again."

Li Jiangxi was a little worried: "Let's keep annoying each other like this, okay? You don't know how scary the other party is. If they get angry and offend the other party, they will take it out on my brother..."

Li Changshi: "Even if it's scary, you have to be reasonable, right? If the other party asks, we don't know what to say. I'm just a dad who is angry because his son hung up the communication. Keep calling until the other party answers. until the communication."

Li Jiangxi: "..." Do you think a guy who cuts off thumbs at every turn seems reasonable?

Thinking this way in his heart, Li Jiangxi still followed Li Changshi's request and called Jiang Mu's number again and again.

In the villa, Jiang Mu and Songxue v2.6 were lying on the bed.

A series of inexplicable vibrations sounded in the silent room. Jiang Mu, who was trying to fall asleep with his eyes closed, turned over on the bed, trying to ignore this little disturbance, but the sound was like taking drugs. Endless.Jiang Mu endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back, and asked Songxue v2.6 next to him in a low voice: "Did you hear any sound?"

In the dark, Jiang Mu felt Songxue v2.6 move: "You... um... listen... um... wrong... um..."

Songxue v2.6 was fine if he didn't speak, but as soon as it spoke, Jiang Mu immediately found the source of the strange voices: "Fuck! It's you!"

Jiang Mu jumped up from the bed as quickly as possible, rolled himself up under the quilt, and looked at the little robot on the bed with a look of horror: "Damn it, are you bored? You fucking robot is fine." What kind of bath do you take? Seeing how hard I have been doing this task for you for so long, tell me honestly, are you going to explode if you get in the water?"

Songxue v2.6 was so vibrated that even his voice changed its tune: "You...hum...what the hell...buzz...you're about to explode...buzz..." Is he such a low-end robot? !

Jiang Mu wrapped himself up in the quilt, ran to the small room with a bang and brought out a long string of fire extinguishers: "Quickly tell me, after you blow up, should I use a dry powder fire extinguisher or a foam fire extinguisher."

Songxue v2.6: "Use... um... the urn..."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Hehe, who said the phrase "a man who is about to die has a good word"?Come out and single out!

On the big pink bed, Songxue v2.6 was shaking on the bed like a massage stick, and then under Jiang Mu's horrified gaze, the dog robot stretched out a small arm to him: "Quick... ...Come here and pick up the communication... um...damn... um... dog. I don't know who it is... keep calling and calling..."

Jiang Mu: "..." It's scary, why can't you switch to ringtone mode?

Jiang Mu stared at Song Xue v2.6 for a while, and after making sure that the dog robot didn't want to trick himself into going to die with him, he walked over boldly.

Under the guidance of Songxue v2.6, he finally found a place to connect to the communication. He pressed on the belly of the little robot, and with a "beep", Songxue v2.6's tiger body shook, and it came out long With a sigh of relief, the vibration finally stopped.

The communication was connected, and a light screen popped up in the air. Jiang Mu was stunned when he saw the two people in the video: "Dad? Brother?"

When Li Changshi saw that the communication was connected, his face brightened slightly: "I sent you 1594 communication, why did you answer it?"

Jiang Mu: "..." 1594 phone calls, no wonder this dog robot is about to vibrate.