My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu didn't want to go out and show his face after such a big incident happened in the bathing center. Who knows if people will come to ask them for compensation?But... Seeing the "I can cover you" look on the system's face, he was a little angry and wanted to see how capable this robot was.So the airship circled around Area B and brought them to a hypermarket called Hanyu.

The airship automatically entered the parking lot, and the protective cover slowly opened. Jiang Mu was about to go down with his long legs, when he heard two "cough coughs", and when he turned his head, the black electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 was flashing Facing himself without blinking, Jiang Mu suddenly felt the danger.

"Boss! You go first!" Jiang Mu rushed to Xue Yi and bent down dog-leggedly, even more arrogant than Ma Zai.

A burst of electric current called happiness ran wildly in Songxue v2.6's body.It turns out that it is such a cool thing to yell at people, no wonder those humans have to do so many household robot housekeepers.

"Huh?" Songxue raised his chin slightly, and a flash of lightning flashed on the electric screen.

I don't know if it was because he was too brainy or he didn't take medicine today, but Jiang Mu suddenly understood what it meant. He smiled slightly, stretched out his hand to Songxue V2.6. A hundred times: "Please..."

Songxue v2.6 froze for a moment, and soon something awakened in his body. He became excited, and put the round and tumbling mechanical arm on the back of Jiang Mu's hand like an old Buddha: "Little Jiangzi, let's go."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn, are you showing off your face? !

Jiang Mu carefully helped his robot butler off the airship like a little eunuch, and when he got off the airship, he saw a brat not far away pointing at them and shouting: "Mom! Look! That person actually helped a robot out of the car Is it sick!"

Jiang Mu: "..." You are so sick, he is... Can you help the robot to cross the road?Thinking about Little Red Flower is crazy, okay?

"Shh..." The mother patted her son, "So you have to watch less holographic movies and study hard, otherwise you will become such a big brother who has no money to cure his mental illness."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Songxue v2.6 suddenly turned around, and said coldly to the mother and son: "The whole body is full of clearance money from the third-rate brand from the year before last, and the optical brain is still wearable. Money? Selling you and your son together is worth less than a sensor to me."

The mother and son froze for a moment.They never expected that it would be a robot that stabbed them first, and when the voice sounded like a real person, they clearly felt a strong sense of oppression, as if they were lecturing to the president.A while ago, the mother and son forgot to refute, they just stared straight at Songxue v2.6.

As a proud robot standing outside the food chain, Songxue V2.6 was upset again: "What are you looking at? My mouth is watering. I'm allergic to lowly eyes. If you look bad, you can give me money." Paint it?"

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it!This robot is really poisonous!Who catches who bites!He suddenly had the urge to kneel down and kowtow to Mr. Songxue v2.6. Compared with these cursing words without swear words, "mentally retarded" and "stupid".

As soon as the mother and son covered their eyes, Songxue V2.6 snorted and said proudly, "Xiao Jiangzi."

Jiang Mu: "Cha!"

Songxue v2.6 made a gesture of the monsters and sluts admiring their manicures in the costume drama: "Putting in the Hanyu Supermarket."

This robot is really... amazing!As soon as he got out of the parking lot, Jiang Mu couldn't help but picked up Songxue v2.6, bowed his head and kissed his speaker: "Your Xiaozui is so cute."

Songxue V2.6 went black for a while, and then kicked Jiang Mu to the ground: "You lowly human being! Who allowed you to bite me with your mouthparts? It's against you?!" If it wasn't for the fear of attracting the police, it would have opened fire just now.

Jiang Mu: "..." He didn't say anything about likability.

HannStar Hypermarket has nineteen floors, with everything from general merchandise to rare technology, and the higher you go up, the higher the quality of the goods and the rarer they are.The first floor is the "mass trading area", also known as the "stall area", which is specially rented out to ordinary traders. As long as you pay some low rent to the mall, you can set up a stall here.Things are very complicated, true and false, and most of them are things that cannot be put on the table.The second floor is the daily necessities area. The shopping mall is self-operated and the quality is stable. It sells home-use robots and common daily necessities.The third floor is dedicated to nutritional supplements, the fourth floor is dedicated to energy cards, batteries, mechanical supplies, and the fifth floor is...

Jiang Mu stood in front of the map of the mall and rubbed his eyes: "Wow! The concept mech!"

Jiang Mu's shouts attracted passers-by's frequent glances, Song Xue v2.6 couldn't stand it anymore, and cursed: "Isn't it just a conceptual mecha model? Have you ever seen the world?"

Jiang Mu calmed down for a while, and sure enough, he found the word "model" behind the "concept mecha". He looked up again and saw the word "mecha monopoly" on the No.15 floor.Although he often sees mechs in novels, he also thought about mechas when he found himself in the future, but after he discovered the harsh living conditions in this future city, he felt that the technological level of 5034 was too low. It's not very high, just improving the natural conditions can make people rack their brains. Scientists probably don't have time to study the problems of mechas, but I didn't expect that there really are!

However, Songxue V2.6 had a contemptuous expression on his face: "Cut, mechas are nothing, artificial life is the killer in the world."

"Artificial life?" Jiang Mu didn't know why.

"To put it simply, it is a robot that is 99.999% similar to a real person. It has self-learning, self-evolution and self-replication functions. It directly uses elements in the universe to generate mechanical parts to repair and copy itself. It is invincible and immortal. Indestructible. Mechas are such a stupid big guy, they need to be operated by human beings to act, and they can only calculate and act according to the system settings. If they don’t move, they have no energy. In front of artificial life, they are the five scum of war.” Songxue v2.6 After finishing speaking, there was some pride in the tone.

"How... how to use the elements in the universe to generate mechanical parts?" Jiang Mu was a little confused.

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned white again, and it was rolling its eyes: "Have you not graduated from elementary school chemistry? Two H elements combine to form hydrogen, and two O elements combine to form oxygen, which is human Everything can be divided into different elements, everything in the world is just a combination of different elements, as long as the elements are combined, what can’t be made?"

Jiang Mu's world view was immediately shocked: "What?! Elementary school in 5034 has to learn chemistry?!"

Songxue v2.6: "You must be the lowest-end numbered robot in the human world." Even a mechanical arm knows how to grasp the key points of his words, right? !

"I understand what you said, but that kind of artificial life cannot exist. Even humans can't freely manipulate elements. How can they give robots the ability to manipulate elements?" Jiang Mu touched the body of his own silly robot. head.Combining and combining elements is easier said than done.

Songxue V2.6 did not entangle with Jiang Mu on this issue any longer, but said: "Aren't you going to buy something? Let's go."

Jiang Mu thought that since he touched its head, this thing would probably take out its light cannon, but he didn't expect it to be so easy-going in the end, and suddenly felt like "earning it".

"Show me my shopping list." Jiang Mu was afraid that he wouldn't be able to control himself when he entered the future shopping mall, so he made a shopping list in advance, as long as he threw things into the shopping cart without squinting.

Songxue v2.6 was too lazy to talk to him, so he played a menu directly for him.In this regard, Jiang Mu expressed his understanding, after all, every drop of its precious power is used for personal attacks.

"Eight mid-level nutritional supplements, a set of clothes at a reasonable price..." Jiang Mu tried hard to remember what he wanted to buy, and then...

"Huh? Why are there still eight strawberry-flavored batteries?" Jiang Mu muttered to himself strangely. He had no plan to buy batteries.

"If you tell you to buy it, you will buy it! Why do you ask so many questions!" The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 turned red suspiciously.

Seeing his robot's bright red electro-optic screen, Jiang Mu suddenly realized: "So you like strawberry flavor!" The voice system sounded mature and calm, but it turned out to be like a delinquent boy in the second stage of middle school. The smug face is full of guns, and his mouth is poisonous, but he actually likes strawberry-flavored batteries... Jiang Mu doesn't know what words to use to describe this robot. Damn, he actually thinks it's a little cute.

If this is a girl comic from the future, Songxue v2.6 who was looked at by Jiang Mu with such eyes would definitely say shyly, "You are so annoying" and "You are so bad", but...

Songxue v2.6's voice suddenly became cold: "Believe it or not, if you look at me again with this 'my robot is so cute' look, I will let you eat meat tonight." High-energy laser beams roast human thighs Meat.

Eating meat... Inheriting the memory of Li Jiamu from the dead house, Jiang Mu's mind suddenly jumped out of a turbulent, clueless soft girl.He shook his head, pushing the strange picture out of his mind.

Songxue v2.6 saw Jiang Mu's expression full of anger, so angry that the electric current ran wildly, his left arm immediately turned into a light laser quenching cannon, with a "buzz", a high-energy laser beam hit On Songxue's arm, Jiang Mu screamed, "Buy, buy, buy! I like strawberries too! I like strawberries the most! Men who like strawberries - noble people, moral people, out of vulgar taste people!"

The electro-optic screen of Songxue v2.6 flickered. When Jiang Mu was hot, it shamefully found that it was a little refreshed. It scanned the body of the household robot at the fastest speed, and found no virus.

"Damn it, shut your dog's mouth!" The chaotic current in the body caused the system of Songxue v2.6 to become a little unstable, "The human security over there has noticed you, and if you call him again, you will be killed." Notify the mental hospital."

Jiang Mu: "Then don't burn me!" Who did it all? !