My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Jiang Mu found that Songxue seemed to really take the matter of being a plant to heart. After copying the materials and going home that day, the dog robot locked himself in the room and stared at the drawings day and night. Draw, and look at that document from time to time.Out of curiosity, Jiang Mu ran over to take a look, and found that Song Xue had deleted the long document that had been copied before, leaving only one-third of it. At the same time, there were many drawings of vegetables he was familiar with on the table.What small cucumbers, tomatoes, eggplant greens... It's just a small market.

Seeing these familiar little vegetables made Jiang Mu's heart itch, and he couldn't help but burst into tears.

Song Xue was crouching on the desk to study the materials, and suddenly felt his arms were wet. When he looked up, he saw Jiang Mu facing the drawings with snot and tears all over his face, as if he was going to a grave.

Songxue: "I said yes, why are you orgasming yourself there?"

Jiang Mu cried like a laborer who was trafficked and sold to mine in Africa: "You don't understand, I...I'm just remembering sweetness and suffering...I can't help it...There were so many delicious food in front of me back then. I didn’t cherish it. I ran out to eat steamed buns and drink cold water. I was reluctant to even order a steamed eggplant box for myself during the Chinese New Year. I always felt that the better days were to come. When the debts were paid off, I could sit at the table and eat with peace of mind. A meal, I didn't expect... I feel bitter!"

Songxue: "..."

Jiang Mu couldn't stop recalling the bitterness: "At the beginning, when I found out that I still had a system in 5034, I was very happy, thinking that I could walk on the golden finger with the halo on the head of the protagonist like in the novel. At the pinnacle of life, you just can’t call the wind and call the rain, and the harem is full, and you can win a rich one anyway? Who knows... woo woo woo..." Once you pass through, you will be given a kidney gift, and you can go to prison if you eat red dates.

Jiang Mu cried so badly, maybe it was because the energy heart he used was given by him, even the chip with Songxue trembled, Songxue thought about it, and felt that as the master of the robot, I still want to comfort my slave host, so the dog robot coughed twice: "Oh, if you think about it with your toes, you know how it is possible for a noble race like our robot to be controlled by humans and serve humans wholeheartedly? Your brain Those things in it are all delusions of your human beings who are beyond their own capabilities and cannot be realized."

Jiang Mu: "..." Damn it, are you sure about the dog robot?You are the only robot who thinks so in 5034, right? !

Songxue tried to comfort him: "Actually, you have such a sigh because you don't know the blessings in the blessings. You must know that compared to other human beings, you are already much luckier."

Jiang Mu stopped crying: "For example?"

Songxue: "For example, you can serve a great robot like me! When other humans can kneel on the ground looking up at me from a distance, you can do tasks for me, and you can talk to me."

The corner of Jiang Mu's mouth twitched: "Yes, yes, yes, sir Xuexue, your words are the direction of my life." I beg you to take back this honor given to me!

Jiang Mu pursed his lips and continued to accompany Song Xueyan: "Although I pretend to be Master Xuexue with all my heart, but... the living conditions here are not half as good as before. The nutrients are sticky and unpalatable, even a little green I can't see plants, there are sandstorms every day, the underground air is so bad, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, after coming to 5034, I lost a lot of weight...I'm afraid if this continues...I...I will be heroic Died young... When I think that I can no longer serve Lord Xuexue, my heart is full of..."

Songxue interrupted him: "Yingnian refers to young people. You, a middle-aged man who is on the third year of life, say that you died young, won't your face hurt?"

Jiang Mu: "Dog robot, can you still play happily?!"

Songxue: "Tell me, showman, what do you want this time?"

Jiang Mu tore off his painted skin: "I want four dishes and one soup! The four dishes need two meat and two vegetables!"

Songxue counted with her fingers: "The first request is not acceptable, but the latter one is acceptable."

Jiang Mu: "You mean two meat and two vegetables?"

Songxue: "I'm talking about one soup out of four dishes and one soup."

Jiang Mu: "..."

Song Xue stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Jiang Mu's eyes: "I still have things to do, do you like it or not?"

Jiang Mu was ruthless: "Okay!" A soup is better than nothing.

Song Xuecong pulled the little housekeeping robot from before, and took out a bowl of old chicken soup from its storage room: "Here, drink it while it's hot."

Jiang Mu remembered the fear of being dominated by chicken soup when setting up a stall, and vomited immediately.

Songxue stuffed the chicken soup back into the little robot's stomach expressionlessly: "Isn't it four dishes and one soup? When our business starts, you can eat whatever you want."

Jiang Mu looked at Xue Xue tearfully: "If you don't want to give me good food, just say it. You don't need to write a bad check until 50034. I can bear it." One dish has been around for thousands of years.

Songxue smiled, raised his hand and aimed a cannon at the wall.

With a "boom", a big hole was opened in the wall facing the street, and a piercing siren sounded.

Jiang Mu was as frightened as a little quail, and his whole body collapsed: "I won't eat...Is it okay if I don't eat?!"

Songxue: "What did you study when you were in school?"

Jiang Mu couldn't understand Songxue's delicate brain circuit, but he still had the courage to answer: "Interior decoration."

Songxue pointed to the big hole in the wall: "Give me this hole and turn it into a display window. When it's fixed, I'll come and get your two vegetables."

Jiang Mu looked at the horrible big hole: "Then there are two meats?"

Song Xuechong rolled his eyes at him, the standard of rolling eyes, if there is an international eye-rolling competition, it must be a gold medal.

Jiang Mu hesitated for a second, and pinched his own mouth twice: "You talk too much, what do you want!"

Songxue turned around and went back to her desk to study the materials.

Jiang Mu was about to turn around to see how the window was changed, when he suddenly heard someone knock on the door twice: "Hello? Are you the owner of this house?"

When Jiang Mu looked back, he saw a young policeman smiling at him.

Jiang Mu looked at the mess on the ground, understood, and quickly explained with a smile: "Uncle policeman, listen to my explanation, it's all a misunderstanding. This is not a terrorist attack. Didn't the research institute disclose the plant two days ago? Well, we also copied a copy of the research materials, isn't it just about opening a physical store..."

The police officer smiled and took out a communication card: "For disturbing the people in the middle of the night, the fine is 10000 credits."

Jiang Mu looked at Songxue: "Songxue..."

Songxue watched coldly.

Jiang Mu: "Hey!"

A remittance of 10000 credits arrived.

Jiang Mu happily paid the fine.

The policeman smiled: "Illegal use of explosive tools in residential areas, a fine of 30000 credits."

Jiang Mu quickly looked at Songxue.

Songxue sneered.

Jiang Mu: "Thank you, this is a note."

A remittance of 30000 credits arrived.

The policeman smiled: "Insulting public officials who are on duty, you will be fined..."

Jiang Mu was stunned.

The policeman smiled: "It seems that you are a first-time offender, and you didn't mean it, so forget it this time."

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you police uncle, we will pay attention to it in the future."

The policeman "uncle" cheerfully said that he didn't care, and asked casually, "Are you two relatives? I don't think you look alike."

Jiang Mu: "They are just friends, living together all the time."

The police officer "Uncle" nodded and made it clear: "Please show me your ID number."

Jiang Mu was speechless, and reached out to connect the temporary optical brain in his hand with the opponent's.

After recording his identity information, the policeman smiled again.

Jiang Muju's flowers tightened, buddy, don't laugh, he's panicked.

Policeman: "Please come with us."

Jiang Mu: "Why?!! Is my identity information fake?"

Police: "Using dangerous means to illegally transform the residential area into commercial land without permission, which seriously threatens the safety of public life and property. Detention for [-] days."

Jiang Mu: "Brother, I didn't blow up this wall...it was...it was..."

Jiang Mu really wanted to confess Song Xue, but felt that it was not righteous enough.At this moment of dilemma, Songxue slapped the table and stood up.

Jiang Mu's heart skipped a beat, he was afraid that the dog robot would take out his cannon and confront the people's police in a second later: "Yes! I did it!"

At the same time, Songxue's voice also sounded: "Yes, he did it."

Jiang Mu who fell to the bottom of the pit: "Hmm?!"

The police looked at Songxue suspiciously.

The dog robot pulled up its trouser legs, revealing its prosthetic limbs: "I have bad legs and feet. I just went to copy the information today. We were discussing the future development just now. He got excited and said that he wanted to convert this house into a commercial one. I persuaded him." He said several times that he would wait until the approval was approved, but he would not listen, and excitedly used dynamite to blow up the wall, if it wasn’t for my bad legs, I wouldn’t be able to stop him.”

The policeman turned to Jiang Mu: "Please come with us and explain how your explosives came from."

Jiang Mu: "..." Dog robot, look at what you are doing!Let me take the blame and let me take the blame!Another crime for no reason!Crying!

In this way, Jiang Mu stepped onto the airship under the watchful eyes of his neighbors.

Song Xue looked at the airship flying farther and farther, and fell into deep thought.