My family's system is so irritable [Rebirth]

Song Xue's credit points were drawn out, and Jiang Mu over there packed up a shopping cart, and Jiang Mu started to slam the door: "Song Xue! Song Xue!"

Songxue turned off the video, pretended nothing happened and walked out the door: "What's the matter?"

Jiang Mu held the small card in his hand: "Our deposit has been stolen! Inside... there is no credit point in it!"

Song Xue was very calm: "Oh, I just brushed it off."

Jiang Mu: "We need to call the police quickly...huh?"

Jiang Mu stared at Songxue: "What did you buy again?"

Before Songxue opened his mouth, Jiang Mu reached out and a monkey came to steal the peach.

Songxue looked down at Jiang Mu's hand that was under his crotch, a little strange: "What do you want to take out?"

"No...it's nothing, I just think your skin is very high-grade, and I can't forget it after I touched it last time." Feeling that his hand is still flat and flat, Jiang Mu felt relieved, so he coughed deliberately, "Touch it casually , Our small coffers are all shared, and we don’t even let them touch them. You bought materials again? What are you going to do?” Don’t tell him that he’s going to be a penis, he won’t be able to bear the shock.

When Songxue heard Jiang Mu boasting about her skin, she couldn't help but raise her tail: "Let me tell you, this skin..."

Jiang Mu: "It's amazing! It's high-tech! Ordinary robots can't afford it! I already know it! Our Songxue is the most advanced robot in the world. Other robots don't even want to blow themselves up like fireworks. I want to catch up with our family Song Xuexue."

Songxue was originally dissatisfied with Jiang Mu's courage to interrupt her own words, but after hearing his boast, a small electric current burst from his toes to the tip of his hair, so he snorted and didn't care about it.

When Jiang Mu saw the dog robot like that, he knew that the little flatterer was cool: "Then what did you buy?"

Songxue: "I won't tell you." Talking about this kind of thing will have no effect.

Jiang Mu suddenly had an ominous premonition, and his face suddenly turned pale: "You know?"

Songxue: "Huh? What?"

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief: "It's nothing."

Songxue: "..." There must be something wrong!

Songxue thought for a while, then turned around and walked to her small studio.

Jiang Mu: "What are you going to do?"

Songxue turned around murderously: "It's okay, I'll come back after killing someone."

Jiang Mu: "!!!"

Jiang Mu immediately went to chase after Xue, and was thrown out by Song Xue as expected.

Jiang Mu scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously outside the door panel: "Who are you going to kill?! Hey!"

Dog robot, don't mess around! !

Song Xueba's past communication was connected immediately, and Song Jincheng appeared in the video just after taking a shower, rubbing his hair with a big towel, and the voices of a few girls came from behind him.

Song Jincheng might not believe it, but these girls saved his life.

Songxue stared at Song Jincheng's beautiful abdominal muscles for a while, and his face looked a little better.Hmph, not as good-looking as him.

Song Jincheng greeted the Buddha with a smile: "What's the matter? You actually sent me a message?"

Songxue stared at him arrogantly for a while, and finally said as if it was a gift: "I'm getting married. You have no chance." In fact, it was just a marriage proposal.

Song Jincheng was stunned for a moment, and always felt that no matter how he answered this question, he would be dead. Finally, after thinking about it, he could only speak cautiously: "I... I don't seem to have ever pursued you, right?"

Songxue: "I mean Jiang Mu."

Song Jincheng: "Huh? You want to marry him?"

Songxue's ears turned red silently, but his face was calm: "That's right."

Song Jincheng: "Not only are you not pretending to be penis, you are not even pretending to be eyes?"

Song Xue frowned, and the lamp on Song Jincheng's head exploded with an electric spark.

Song Jincheng was so shocked that he didn't care about his own life at all: "You might as well marry me if you marry him. What do you like about him? Are you a coward?"

Songxue looked Song Jincheng up and down: "It sounds like you have something cute."

Song Jincheng: "..." Damn it, he never expected that he would lose to Jiang Mu.

Song Jincheng wanted to light a cigarette for himself, but after playing it several times, the e-cigarette just couldn't get up, so he simply threw the cigarette away and decided to give himself a step down: "That's because you are a robot. Not enough……"

Songxue: "Tch, how old are you? How old am I? Tell me about this?"

Song Jincheng: "I'm not as old as you, but my love history is richer than yours. Do you know how to sleep? Have you ever had a woman... a man? You don't even have a penis. Let me tell you, the women I have ever compared The meals you've eaten... more batteries..."

Songxue: "But I'm about to get married and you don't even have a serious partner."

Song Jincheng choked: "...you are blind! You will get a divorce sooner or later!"

A cold light flashed in Songxue's eyes, and the light bulbs on Song Jincheng's side blew up several times in a row, making the girls scream in fright.

Song Jincheng hurriedly changed the subject: "What about your wedding? You are so rich, this level must not be low."

"I'm going to propose first." Songxue didn't show it on the surface, after all, he was flashed by Song Jincheng's experience of living among thousands of flowers, so he said his plan, "What do you think, is it moving enough?"

Song Jincheng curled his lips: "What's the point of proposing to Jiang Mu to make such a big scene? If you shake a cannon in front of him, he'll hug your thigh and won't let go."

Song Xue took out a small notebook: "Do you mean that I should hide a light cannon under the roses? Do you like this kind? Is it a high-energy particle cannon or a laser quantum cannon?"

Song Jincheng: "How can you use roses? Roses are a symbol of love between men and women. Think about it, are you a man? Jiang Mu is also a man, right?"

Songxue was stunned, he quickly went through the movies he had watched, and it was true that roses always appear when men and women are in love.In fact, there are no films in his film library other than love between men and women.

Songxue crossed out the rose on her small notebook, and humbly asked: "Then what should I use?"

When he mentioned this, Song Jincheng was full of energy: "Of course it's chrysanthemums between husband and wife. With your fingers, you can get [-] or [-] new varieties, and people will pile them up in the center of the city. When the time comes, they will propose , you don’t even need to hire a reporter, it’s guaranteed to be big news.”

Songxue carefully wrote the word "chrysanthemum" in her little notebook, and then raised her head studiously: "Is there anything else I want to change?"

Song Jincheng thought for a while: "I think we can also add a flower delivery link. Think about it, every bouquet of flowers is presented for him by yourself, what a touching situation that is."

Songxue bit the tip of the pen and thought for a while, and thought it made sense: "Let me take a look first."

Song Jincheng thought for a while, then suddenly frowned, and asked Songxue with a narrow smile: "You don't want to know why I said that even if you and Jiang Mu are married, they will divorce sooner or later?"

Song Xue pierced Song Jincheng's eyes like a knife: "If we get divorced, you'd better not get married in this life."

Song Jincheng's back suddenly felt cold, he coughed twice, and casually took out a series of USB flash drives from the drawer behind him, picked from them, found one and plugged it into the data interface: "Let me make up for you. .Do you know how important penis is in marriage? How terrible is sexless marriage? Especially between husband and wife, men and women and children maintain the relationship, husband and wife rely on penis to generate electricity!"

"Isn't it just a child, I can make one every minute, what's the difficulty." Songxue didn't want to show his short-sighted side, but out of consideration for Jiang Mu's future marriage happiness, he still studiously All content has been received.

What the hell is a sexless marriage?

Song Jincheng stretched his waist, and winked at Xue Xue: "You don't need to thank me, go back and study hard, I won't give you any presents, and one day you will remember my kindness. Then you will eat Meat, remember to leave a mouthful of soup for me."

Song Xue hung up the communication.Sitting at the table staring at the document that Song Jincheng had passed on, he finally moved his finger up and clicked on it.

The moment the file was opened, Songxue heard a strange sound in his ears.

"Hmm...don't...don't...it's too big...it's impossible to get in..."

This sound of anticipation and fear, joy and pain, stimulation and longing made the simple emotional processing system of the dog robot stuck.

Songxue: "Is this necessary or not?" Human beings are so hard to understand.

In Songxue's constantly beating eyes, he saw two figures tightly entangled together.

Songxue has been breathless since entering the small inner room. Jiang Mu was worried and afraid, and didn't have the courage to break in, so he sat in front of the small door with a small stool and waited for almost a night.

At dawn, the small door squeaked, and Songxue came out with a serious face.

Jiang Mu surrounded him like a fish seeing fish food, sticking to Xue Xue and asking things: "What did you do? Why do you want to kill someone? Who do you want to kill?"

Song Xueding looked at Jiang Mu silently.

Jiang Mu: "Didn't you really kill someone? Who did you kill?"

Song Xue: "Song Jin City."

Jiang Mu breathed a sigh of relief: "Good kill, he should have been killed long ago."

Song Xue suddenly stepped forward and hugged Jiang Mu.

Jiang Mu was so frightened that he hugged Songxue's neck tightly: "You, you... what are you doing?"

Song Xuemo hugged Jiang Mu to the bed silently, and then rested his chin on Jiang Mu's shoulder: "Didn't you sleep all night? Sleep well."

Jiang Mu: "???" Why does the dog robot look shocked?Song Xue VS Song Jincheng, you can know who wins and who loses with your toes?