A Chinese Ghost Story

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In the small flower hall of "Rouge Building"

Hua Mei Niang: "Father, I have brought back some beauties, this year's oiran can be chosen from among them."

A peerless landlord with facial paralysis: "Let's eat, the food is cold."

In front of the chrysanthemum stage of "Qingfeng Pavilion"

A beautiful lady boss: "Daughter! Hurry up and go around the various corners of the capital and bring some beautiful men back. The last batch of young men are already in their dying years, and the chrysanthemums they bloom are all old!"

Hua Mei Niang: "Oh, good, my daughter will go now."

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One day, Huamei Niang was an eighteen-flowered girl, and the proprietress was as beautiful as a flower: "Daughter, go and kidnap a son-in-law! Mom, I made a baby kiss for you 20 years ago, and I live in the Sunrise Mountain City." , your husband's family name is Ning, remember, the surname is Ning!"

Hua Mei Niang: "Well, good, daughter listens to mother."

Daydream: Nanguo Town is full of monsters...

Hua Mei Niang narrowed her eyes: "What did you say? You cheated and fell in love with a vixen!"

Ning Caichen had a firm gaze: "I only love Xiaoqian in my life!"

Hua Mei Niang curled her lips: "Nonsense, she is clearly not a person!"

Ning Caichen blushed and said stiffly: "I love fairies too!"

Nie Xiaoqian burst into tears: "Caichen..."

Ning Caichen said affectionately: "Xiaoqian..."

Then, Nie Xiaoqian took Hua Meiniang's hand, and said with tears streaming down her face, "Hua girl! Please give me and Caichen a favor, we really love each other!"

Hua Mei Niang frowned slightly, and thought for a while: "It's fine, but I have to change!"

Nie Xiaoqian was puzzled: "For what?"

Hua Mei Niang raised her eyebrows: "You robbed me of my husband, so you have to get another one to pay me back. We are one-on-one, and exchange your big devil brother for Ning Caichen!"

Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian turned their backs at the same time, Seven Nights Demon Lord's face turned cold, his eyes were cold, and he seemed to be slashing the sky and drawing his sword!

Everyone and demons are shocked!

: In the days full of flowers, Hua Mei Niang embarked on the road of kidnapping husbands, and silently mixed in the world of humans and demons!

1. The Hua family has a girl who has just grown up!

This is a dynasty that regards elegance as elegance—the Tang Dynasty, in order to vassalize this elegance, from courtiers to literati, they often linger in the flowers.

In the east of the capital, there is a place called Dongfeng Town. There are two famous brothels in it, "Rouge House" and "Qingfeng House". The story begins here.

In the dark of night, there are two big red lanterns hanging at the entrance of "Rouge Building", and the faces of the flower guests who are burning are like clouds in the sky.

In the elegant room of Hualou, the door is slightly closed, and the sound of □ is slowly coming out, making people feel ashamed. There is a small wooden sign engraved with the name of the beauty in the building, and one of them is engraved with two small plum blossom characters of "Red Sleeve" When the girls receiving guests and holding tea pass by this room, they can't help covering their lips and chuckling, and they will quietly cast a glance, as if they are waiting for a good show that is about to start.

Smoke floated quietly in the incense burner in the room, and the poetry and wine in the room were full of joy, and while drinking tea, I heard a turmoil on the wooden bed.

The red-sleeved girl was suddenly pressed on the embroidery bed, her eyes were full of affection, and she was very pitiful. In order to cater to the scholar's good interest in pursuing elegance in everything, she did not forget to read poems, so she parted her red lips and read: "The autumn wind is clear, the autumn moon is bright, and the fallen leaves gather together." It's still scattered, the jackdaws rest in shock..."

Cui Xianggong's delicate face was full of emotion, "I don't know when I will meet each other, I am embarrassed at this day! Miss Hongxiu, you have received your affection."

So, the two of them stripped off their clothes and began to have sex with each other naked. "..."

On the wall opposite to the bed is a picture of a beauty of Xi Shi washing the gauze. The beauty Xi Shi drags the long gauze and sits motionless by the water and clasps the gauze with her hands together. It’s just that the two eyes in the painting are shining strangely. The two people who are restless on the bed, let's toss to your heart's content...

But, why don't you come here? Could it be that Xiao Wufei went to the wrong place?Wrong message?

"Boom!" With a loud noise, the door was kicked open, and his wife came!

Aunt Mei, who made a fortune selling pork on the wealthy side, grabbed her kitchen knife and kicked the door to break in. The corner of her eyes glanced at the two sticky white skins, that hate...

Aunt Mei gritted her teeth, "Okay, you little bastard! My old lady raised you with good rice and noodles, and even drew a turtle on my old lady's head. See if I will chop you up today!"

She held the knife as if she was about to chop pork, not to insult the reputation of a butcher, but here comes the adulterer, you little boy, that's how prostitution begins, and you'll be on your way soon.

The beauty in the painting blinked, and winked at the straight red sleeve huddled against the corner of the bed, indicating that she can start the show...

Hongxiu smiled knowingly, and gave Cui Xianggong a sympathetic look, hehe, good luck to yourself, the person whom our Miss Hua likes can still run away!

As soon as she turned her face, Hongxiu's eyes watered, and she cried so much that it was like pear blossoms with rain.

In desperation, she "randomly" picked up the clothes at hand and jumped out of the bed, covered her face and ran out of the room crying, screaming: "Help! Woohoo... I killed someone!..."

While hiding from the knife, Cui Xianggong blushed and wanted to go out to escape, but being naked was so insulting to a sage, he didn't dare to go out, and hurriedly shouted outside: "Hey!... Wrong, wrong , lady with red sleeves! That's my clothes, that's..."

The "Xi Shi" in the painting blinked again, it was your clothes!

Aunt Mei had already reached the limit of her patience, the fake cut turned into a real cut, her yellow old face trembled twice, she spent so much money to support him to study and let him hang around in the literati circle, but he ended up on the bed of wild flowers "Bah! You are shameless, I am your wife! I must chop you up today..."

Look, that tigress is coming for real.

Cui Xianggong didn't care about insulting the sages anymore, he didn't want to be pork on the board, so he quickly pulled a piece of tablecloth around him, and ran in the Rouge Building with tears in his eyes.

The little maid brought the tea to the guest's room and walked away at a leisurely pace. She leaned on the railing and waved while watching the show, "Hey! Isn't this Mr. Cui? This outfit is really, tsk tsk, it's insulting to a sage!"

Upstairs, falling downstairs, several pairs of interested eyes follow them up, follow them down, follow left, follow right.

The mandarin ducks all over the building stopped what they were doing and started pointing at the couple. Aunt Pork felt a green turtle lying on top of her head, and her face turned black.

Cut it even harder!

Several railings were cut off by her, and Aunt Mei was panting out of breath, "Stop, I can't kill you..."

A small official followed all the way, with sharp eyes and quick hands, with an abacus in his hand, and the bill in his mouth, "Three mahogany and gold-lacquered railings, 150 taels."

"······Jingdezhen Plum Blossom Porcelain with a thin round neck, 570 taels."

"...A piece of red satin cloth costs eight taels of money."

Aunt Mei chased her halfway, she felt dizzy for a while, and felt that this Hong Xing'er who had gone out of the wall was really unacceptable, let her turn into a turtle, and even pay to become a turtle!

No matter what, I had to cut off more than a dozen taels of meat from his body, chop the pieces into bun stuffing, steam them and feed them to the dogs.

After several knives, Cui Xianggong was naked, "My lady, calm down, listen to my husband's explanation!"

"Bah, send the officer off! You just wait to go to jail, you, from now on... you will never be able to eat pork!" Aunt Mei cursed him!

The tablecloth was cut into strips, and Cui Xianggong, who was naked, suddenly felt that he had insulted the sages, and he was in pain!

However, it is too painful to live and cannot die under a woman's kitchen knife.

Cui Xianggong endured the humiliation and overcame all difficulties. After being chopped off by the tigress from the "Rouge Building" with an appearance of insulting a sage, he ran directly into the opposite "Qingfeng Pavilion".

After experiencing shame and indignation all night, running tears, hitting the wall to die, □~~~ and many other complicated emotions, he was finally persuaded by a kind-hearted and beautiful boss of "Qingfeng Pavilion", and he realized a truth in time: rely on People are not as good as themselves!

So with a swipe of his pen, he gave a letter of divorce to the dominatrix who slashed him with a knife to declare independence, and at the same time permanently stayed in the "Qingfeng Pavilion" and never came out again!

But, what kind of place is "Qingfeng Pavilion"?

The same is true for brothels!

However, everyone living in Dongfeng Town from all over the world knows that although the "Rouge House" and "Qingfeng House" are two major brothels, they operate in different ways.

"Rouge Building" is a prostitute's house, while "Qingfeng House" is a mansion, one is full of Jiao Niang, the other is full of Jiao Lang, one is Sleeping Flower, and the other is Sleeping Willow.

The boss of "Rouge House" is a man of extraordinary style, no one knows his name, only his surname is Hua, and everyone here calls him "Lord Hua".

The owner of "Qingfengguan" is a beautiful woman, and everyone in the town calls her Mrs. Hua, a stranger who broke into this place for no reason. In the beginning, there was no "Qingfengguan" in this place, but she was "Rouzhilou". The first name in the movie is Qingchen. Later, Qingchen and Huazhu had a thought-provoking and puzzling love story. After that, the two had a child named Yitong, whose name was Mei Niang. Afterwards, the "Qingfeng Pavilion" stood opposite and competed with the "Rouge Building" for business!

Every time the neighbors asked Hua Meiniang about her father and her mother's romance, Hua Meiniang would secretly shake her head and sigh, imitating a certain tone and saying what her mother always said, "" Hey, I had a dream 18 years ago!" Then, she turned her head coolly, and let the person who asked the question hang out in the wind, letting him mess around in the wind.

A few days ago...

Nowadays, on the eighth day of March, Hua Mei Niang is already eighteen years old. Unfortunately, no one has stepped on the threshold of her house. Girls who are the same age as her in the street have already carried their children. Urgent, really urgent !

One day, her father took two fresh salted fish and stood under the terrace of his house full of fragrant flowers to look at the door plaque. The three big characters "Rouge Building" in a square shape were inlaid with gold, very grand and elegant.

worry!

He turned his head to look at the building opposite him that was competing with him for business. The word "Qingfeng Pavilion" was quiet and had a deep artistic conception.

Worse!

But what should I do?

Just as he was in a daze, he heard his daughter calling him, "Father, hurry up, the porridge is almost done and the salted fish will be put into the pot!"

The people in the whole street raised their heads by her delicate and crisp voice, then lowered their heads and began to mutter softly, hey!

Master Hua raised his head slowly. His daughter, who was as beautiful as a flower, was leaning against the railing with two strands of black long hair, smiling and waving at him, her smile was very sweet.

This way...

The hostess Hua's worried face became even more worried, and he responded casually, "Oh." Then he glanced at Hua Mei Niang worriedly, frowned, raised his legs, and was about to enter the door, when a guest came out. He yawned twice, and looked at him in disbelief, "Hey, isn't this the landlord Hua, who got up so early to buy salted fish!"

He greeted the man, saw the man walk away, looked up at the sun strangely, and went in without saying anything.

When setting the table for dinner, the hostess Hua held the chopsticks and couldn't help saying, "Mei Niang, why don't you go on a blind date?"

Hua Mei Niang finished the salted fish porridge, put down the bowl, and began to think about his father's proposal. She is too old, and it's time to get married. Since no one comes to propose marriage, there is nothing wrong with taking the initiative. A blind date is a good way !

Hua Mei Niang felt that her father's idea was reliable, she nodded, and suddenly thought of something, she shook her head again, "Where is Mother?"

When Louzhu Hua heard this, Fenghua Juedai's face darkened for a moment, "Leave her alone, you will be in charge of this month, and you will succeed if you say so!"

Hua Mei Niang smiled, "That's good!"

So, the blind date is settled!

Cui Xianggong is her No.20 who met in Taibai Tower during the nine blind dates. At that time...

There were many people in Taibai Building, and Hua Meiniang immediately fell in love with Cui Xianggong, who was reciting a little poem and shaking a folding fan. She put down her chopsticks and walked up to him with a smile on her face, "This young man is so handsome, he really suits him well." Be a husband!"

Cui Xianggong saw the elegant appearance of the woman, with two loose braids tied with a few dark red ribbons, and a few small flowers dotted between the shiny black hair, she was very pretty, blushed a little, and asked shyly, "Madam What do you mean?"

Hua Mei Niang smiled, and took out a piece of peach blossom paper with a faint fragrance from her sleeve and handed it to him, "Taibailou is a street down the street, Qingfeng Hall, and we are urgently recruiting a group of beautiful and flowery young masters. You can come if you want to come." Find me, the price is easy to negotiate!"

Cui Xianggong's face turned from red to green in an instant, and from green to black, he pointed at her, "You, you, you..." You were stunned for a long time but didn't say a word, he is a gentleman and never swears.

In the end, in a hurry, he tore the peach blossom paper into pieces, threw it on Huamei Niang's... a pair of pink embroidered shoes, and said angrily: "You, you woman! It is, it is, insulting to the sages! Humiliate the sages!"

Then Cui Xianggong covered his face with his fan and ran back home amidst the rumors. It is already shameful for him to be raised by the pork aunt to be a husband, but he was pointed at by a woman in public and molested, saying that he is suitable for being a butcher, a butcher , prostitute, too much!unacceptable!

As soon as Cui Xianggong left, the salt merchant who was on a blind date with Hua Meiniang took a few steps back and bowed his hands, "Uh~~~ It seems that Xiaosheng misunderstood what Miss Hua meant. ! Farewell, farewell!"

Hua Mei Niang was not very happy, she finally found an innocent man who did not dislike her background and was willing to befriend her, but she misunderstood her and flew away, and she had to kidnap Mr. Cui to make money for her mother!

Hua Meiniang took out the heavy red cloth bag from the matchmaker's hand, and said as a matter of course, "Since the marriage failed, return the 50 taels of silver to me, and you can go!"

The matchmaker was in a hurry, and her eyes started to turn red, "But, this, the food and drink money?"

Hua Mei Niang turned her head to look at it, and frowned, "I didn't take a bite of the food, but I drank three coins for the wine." Then, she took out three copper coins from her pocket and threw them to her, and in a blink of an eye, she went down the small building and beat her. The car moved steadily all the way.

The matchmaker was heartbroken, and she sat down slowly by the window, picked up the vegetables and swallowed them with tears. It was all her own hard-earned money. Who is to blame for this marriage?Who is to blame!She will never be a matchmaker for Hua Mei Niang again, no more, let that little girl be an old nun for the rest of her life!

After the first encounter in Taibai Building, Cui Xianggong received letters from Hua petals one after another, and after inquiring, it was the red-sleeved girl from "Rouge Building" who admired her elegant poetry and wanted to get acquainted.

Then that night, he met the beauties at night, Lang met the poet and concubine, and they got acquainted in bed from then on, and they embarked on a road of no return!

There is a sign in the Breeze Hall, Mr. Cui confessed that he will be the [-]th young minister abducted by Hua Mei Niang in the days when the flowers are full of flowers!

Recently, I was very bored, Hua Mei Niang's blind date was known by her mother somehow, her mother had a fight with his father, angrily dragged her back to "Qingfeng Pavilion" and forbade her to go out.

Fortunately, Hua Mei Niang likes to grow flowers. These days, she has been picking flower seeds, loosening the soil, transplanting, pruning flower branches, and smelling the fragrance of flowers in the garden. She started to feel better after smelling it.

But, her mother is in a better mood than her!

Raising a daughter is good, not only can you abduct her a group of beautiful men who look like flowers to attract customers, but you can also help her grow flowers and grass without paying a penny, and save a small amount of money in the account book!

Her mother is a money fanatic!

The past few days are very strange, her mother has been secretly counting the days in the house, with a creepy smile on her face from time to time, but she didn't send her to search for beautiful men on the street, and even held her hand abnormally Said, "Mei Niang, don't go out these few days, I will leave the job of recruiting to others, take good care of it at home, do a beauty treatment, girls must take good care of their skin, at the end of the month, go out Take a trip to your in-law’s house from afar, and bring back a son-in-law!” After 18 years of raising her, she had to abduct [-] beautiful men to be enough, and as of today, she has abducted [-], and there is only one more, which is her prospective son-in-law !

Hua Mei Niang asked, "My husband's family?"

Didn't her blind date fail? Where did her husband's come from?

Her mother held her hand in a very serious and long-lasting tone, and said, "Mei Niang, that was when you were not in mother's womb, mother rescued a woman with a big belly, and then, mother saw you at a glance. Seeing through the fact that the child in her stomach must be unusual, so I made a baby marriage for you. Your in-law’s family name is Ning. Remember, the surname is Ning. She lives in the Sunrise Mountain City. Your mother-in-law has a bad memory. Mother will give you a jade pendant, you go to your in-law's house to have a look."

Her mother grabbed her hand and smiled with her, very, very treacherously...

It does not make sense?

When did her mother learn to look at the face, she knew that she was going to have a daughter in the future before she knew whether she was pregnant or not...

Hua Mei Niang thought for a while and said, "Why didn't Dad mention it to me?"

Her mother replied softly, "Your father knows shit!"

The shopkeeper of the Qingfeng Pavilion, who is as beautiful as a flower, is virtuous and pleasant, swears, and Hua Meiniang finds it strange, "..." I can't blame it!

However, it is good to have a ready-made husband-in-law, take a look, if it is not good, just send him to my mother to find a job, this business will not lose money!

Hua Mei Niang felt that it was okay, and nodded, "That's good, daughter listens to mother."

Her mother nodded in satisfaction, and gave her a privilege, "Yeah, mother allows you to play with the little ones and learn some tricks!" The good daughter she has worked so hard to raise, after waiting for so many years You can see signs of your wish!

Xiaoshou?When Hua Mei Niang was young, she went all over the brothels to search for information, but she didn't hear any of the prime minister's mansions calling male prostitutes that way, so she replied confusedly, "Oh, my daughter knows."

On the night of the full moon, Hua Mei Niang was very obedient and really had a drink with some beautiful young husbands, and had a casual discussion.

But she didn't understand.

There are so many women in the "Rouge Building", she doesn't ask for advice, so she has to go to the men to ask for this seduction technique?

Not reliable, not reliable at all.

But, this is her mother's style!

No wonder.

The author has something to say: The Hua family has a girl who has just grown up, and she has a bad reputation for abducting people, and even blind dates have suffered setbacks!Modify the layout~~~Punctuation~~~