[Comprehensive] The Traveler Walking Out of Meteor Street
Chapter 71 Physical Exam
Armed Detective Agency.
Including the newcomers who joined the club last month, there is a president, a doctor, and ten members in the club. They are the president Yukichi Fukuzawa, the doctor and Akiko Yosano. Kirako Haruno, Doppo Kunikida, Sakunosuke Oda, Osamu Dazai, Junichiro Tanizaki, Naomi Tanizaki, Kenji Miyazawa, Atsushi Nakajima, Kyoka Izumi.
In just four years, the Armed Detective Agency has firmly established itself in the gray area of Yokohama.
Among them, Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai contributed a lot.
These two people have very strong professional ability to attract members. Edogawa Ranpo can tell at a glance whether the other party is a person with supernatural powers, while Dazai Osamu, relying on his deep nepotism, first arranged for Oda Sakunosuke to join the club, and then in half a year. Kenji Miyazawa was unearthed from the outside, and then Atsushi Nakajima was picked up casually, with an Izumi Kyoka as a gift.
It's hard to say how much the Port Mafia would have grown stronger if Osamu Dazai hadn't betrayed the Port Mafia.
His mental means are recognized in the society.
Even the wise Edogawa Ranpo admitted that Dazai was someone he couldn't see through.
It is also because of this that Osamu Dazai has a very high status in the Armed Detective Agency, and his leadership is second only to the president. He has the ability to take the lead when anything happens at critical times—provided that he does not slack off.
Atsushi Nakajima is in this "big family" and lives a full and happy life every day.
He is very grateful to Mr. Dazai for his cultivation.
Without meeting each other, how could he imagine that one day he could survive independently, with a monthly salary and bonus for completing tasks, and no longer lose confidence in the life of an orphan in the past.
The white-haired boy passed the corridor with a stack of documents in his arms. Quan Jinghua suddenly came over and tugged at his sleeve.
Atsushi Nakajima: "Mirror flower?"
Quan Jinghua whispered: "Miss Yu Xieye asked you to help go and prepare some things."
Atsushi Nakajima said without saying a word: "Okay, I will help when I send the documents Mr. Kunikida asked for!"
Quan Jinghua shook her head, and dragged Atsushi Nakajima, who was staggering, to the infirmary.
"now go."
"Eh? Are you in such a hurry?!"
"Ah."
The infirmary belongs to Yosano Akiko alone, and usually few members would enter it, but most members would turn pale when they saw this place, wishing that they would never have to step here in this life.
Please don't die with Yosano Akiko's supernatural ability is a very rare healing ability.
But the prerequisite for activating the ability: the opponent must be on the verge of death.In other words, if a person who was only slightly injured, Yosano Akiko wanted to heal the other party, they had to beat the other party seriously first.
In order to prepare for emergencies, Yosano Akiko usually has all kinds of machetes in her bag, which is convenient for "treatment".
The infirmary is a painful memory in the hearts of members!
At this moment, Akiko Yosano, who is called a witch, is adjusting medical equipment and preparing for the next physical examination.She is not someone who becomes a doctor solely by supernatural powers. Before joining the Armed Detective Agency, she was a military doctor on the front line of the battlefield, and she has a wealth of relevant medical knowledge and practical experience.
She rubbed her somewhat sore wrist, and her bones made a crisp sound. Turning around, she saw Atsushi Nakajima, who looked a little nervous, and Izumi Kyoka, who was as delicate and well-behaved as a doll, walking into the infirmary.
"Dun, I'll give you a task next."
"Please, please order!"
"I'm going to conduct a medical examination for all members of the club. In order to prevent some people from escaping, you are responsible for helping me keep an eye on Dazai, and if necessary, cooperate with Oda Sakunosuke to detain him."
"what--?!!"
Atsushi Nakajima wanted to kneel instantly, is he the kind of person who can stand up to Mr. Dazai!
Yosano Akiko ignored Atsushi Nakajima's desire to cry, but turned to Izumi Kyoka and said, "It's inconvenient for me to appear in front of Dazai. From your point of view, is there anything unusual about Dazai?"
After careful recollection, Izumi Kyouka said: "No, Mr. Dazai doesn't seem to be sick, he is as energetic as ever."
Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly asked: "Miss Yosano, is Mr. Dazai feeling unwell?"
Yosano Akiko's expression turned serious, and she said solemnly, "Someone told me that Dazai may have cancer."
Atsushi Nakajima was shocked.
Quan Jinghua's face was slightly startled.
"I don't think it's true." Yosano Akiko laughed, "It's just that the person who brought up this matter has an unusual identity. Even if it's a prank, I have to take it seriously."
Her supernatural ability does not have the effect of treating cancer. Furthermore, Please Don’t Die cannot cure disqualification in the world. Dazai Osamu, who has the ability to invalidate supernatural transformation, really only has one life to do.Whether it was true or not, if she didn't check carefully, how could she feel at ease, the bounden duty of a doctor couldn't let her sit idly by.
Must check!
If it is found out, Dazai will also be taken to the hospital for treatment!
"First step, Atsushi, if you can't see Dazai, show me the windows, close all the windows, and don't let anyone escape. The second step, Kyoka guards the gate, I'll tell the president right now, so that the president won't be surprised. "
"Can it be done? Ton, Kyoka."
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
The newcomers who joined the Armed Detective Agency this year are all of good quality.
Yosano Akiko felt relieved, stepped on stiletto heels, and hurriedly went to the president to obtain a medical examination permit.
In the office used collectively by members.
Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa, wearing headphones, listening to music and reading magazines.When there is no task to ask him to move, he usually picks up any fish he can, which is exactly the same as Edogawa Ranbu who is dozing off with his head up next to him.
A great example!
How busy last month is, how busy this month will be.
Oda Sakunosuke looked around and saw the various postures of his colleagues. Miyazawa Kenji quietly poked Ranpo's nose with his fingers, Kunikida Doppo wrote in his notebook, and Tanizaki Junichiro While typing on the keyboard, his sister Tanizaki Naomi helped hand over the materials and entered relevant information.
Such a laid-back atmosphere subtly changed after Atsushi Nakajima came back with the documents in his arms.
Kunikida Doppo no longer wandered off to write the schedule, picked up the documents and flipped through them, and at the same time looked at the white-haired boy who ran to close the window suspiciously: "Atsushi, what did you close the office window for?"
It is common sense to open the windows during the day to let the air circulate and let the sunlight shine into the room.
Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head suddenly and laughed dryly: "It's a bit noisy outside, I'm afraid it will affect everyone's rest... work!"
When Kunikida Doppo heard his nonsense explanation, he felt suspicious, but he didn't object to his behavior.The Armed Detective Agency is on the side of the road, outside the bustling area, there are often noisy sounds of cars passing by.
When Atsushi Nakajima tiptoed past the sofa and was about to return to his office area——
"Mr. Dun."
Osamu Dazai, who was obviously wearing earphones, should not have heard other voices spoke abruptly.
Atsushi Nakajima shuddered and said subconsciously.
"Mr. Dazai?"
"Where are the mirror flowers?"
"At, at the door."
"Oh--"
Osamu Dazai stopped flipping through the magazine, took off his earphones, and looked at the guilty white-haired boy with interest.
"One closes the window inside, and the other guards the door outside. The distribution is very reasonable."
"..."
"Dazai, what are you talking about?"
Kunikida Doppo heard something was wrong and asked.
"It's nothing." Osamu Dazai sat up straight. He didn't wear a coat indoors. His upper body was a light blue shirt and a black suit vest. His white trousers perfectly set off his slender legs.
He didn't have any fat on his body, his body was thin, his skin was fair, but he looked healthy.
Dazai Osamu's smiling eyes gave people a great sense of oppression.
"Dun Jun, shall we go out and have a chat?"
"..." To die.
No matter how dare Atsushi Nakajima let him out, he looked at the others for help.The image of the weak, pitiful, and helpless Xiao Xinmeng instantly fell into the hearts of every member who watched the show.
Moon Tiger is a Moon Cat in the company.
Among these black and white guys, Kunikida Doppo can be regarded as a conscientious person, but he saw that Atsushi Nakajima was behaving strangely today, so he chose to wait and see what happened.Fortunately, apart from Atsushi Nakajima, Sakunosuke Oda in the office was able to somewhat prevent Osamu Dazai's intentions. The man with auburn hair said, "Dazai, let Atsushi speak directly."
Atsushi Nakajima was very grateful to Sakunosuke Oda, but then thought that he couldn't tell the truth!
Oda Sakunosuke captures his struggle: "Is it difficult?"
Osamu Dazai completely ignored Atsushi Nakajima's painstaking efforts, stepped up and walked towards the door, he did not believe that Izumi Kyoka had the ability to stop him from going out.
Seeing that things were not going well, Atsushi Nakajima didn't dare to pull Osamu Dazai, so he could only follow Ms. Yosano's suggestion and hurriedly shouted: "Please, Mr. Odasaku! Don't let Mr. Dazai out!"
Oda Sakunosuke: "???"
Suddenly, Osamu Dazai leaned forward and rushed outside.
A gesture as if avoiding his ex-girlfriend.
next moment.
Atsushi Nakajima's panicked voice sounded.
"Mr. Odasaku—! Mr. Dazai may have cancer, we can't let him escape!"
The words just fell.
Oda Sakunosuke shrank his pupils, turned over the desk, and went straight to the door.He catches people extremely fast, like a sharp arrow, but not as fast as Osamu Dazai, who wholeheartedly wants to escape.
There was a commotion at the door.
Edogawa Ranpo's nose burst open with a "pop", Kenji Miyazawa immediately stopped, pretending to play with flower pots, and at the same time worried about what Atsushi Nakajima said just now—Is Dazai suffering from cancer?Lazy cancer?
Edogawa woke up in a daze, his green eyes opened a slit, and he looked in the direction of the door.
"The president is here?"
at the door.
Spring mirror bouquets get out of the way with their hands bound.
The next moment, Osamu Dazai ran into Yosano Akiko and Fukuzawa Yukichi who came by accident.
Yosano Akiko alone is nothing to be afraid of, Osamu Dazai has a lot of ability to play tricks, but Yosano Akiko actually invited the president out, making it clear that he wants to suppress the situation!
Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was as calm as a mountain, glanced at Osamu Dazai, and immediately let Osamu Dazai know that something was going to go wrong.
"Dazai, stay here and accept the medical examination."
"This is an order."
If there is a disease, it should be treated as soon as possible. This is the only thought of Fukuzawa Yukichi who cares about the members.
Osamu Dazai was then grabbed by the shoulder by Oda Sakunosuke.
Arrested and brought to justice.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Who has cancer!
This look is aimed at him, and it is definitely not a good thing!
Osamu Dazai, who has always cheated others but was cheated recently, tried to reason with the president, but when he saw the cold light in Fukuzawa Yukichi's eyes, he immediately thought that the other party hated people who played tricks, such as Mr. Mori.Fukuzawa Yukichi, who has been fighting with Mr. Mori for most of his life, would not know what a little fox is thinking.
Fukuzawa Yukichi said: "Go back if there is no problem."
Osamu Dazai looked back at Odasaku sadly: "Odasaku, are you going to trick me too?"
Oda Sakunosuke was concerned about it just now, but after he calmed down, he guessed the tricks in it, not to mention whether there was such a thing, even if there was, how could another person guess that Dazai had cancer?
joke?
Or have no intentions?
Oda Sakunosuke pushed Dazai back, "Dazai, it's better to check your body first."
Osamu Dazai was dying: "No - I'm sure I'm healthy! I can eat a plate of poisonous mushrooms!"
Oda Sakunosuke has black lines all over his head. The last time Dazai ate poisonous mushrooms, he actually said in front of all the members, "Bai Qi is an elephant weighing ten tons". He can only be thankful that Bai Qi didn't know about it!
With all his patience, he coaxed Dazai, who seemed to be afraid of injections, "I'll accompany you in the physical examination, and we'll deal with any problems together. The colleagues in the Armed Detective Agency are very worried about you."
Osamu Dazai's concern for this kind of kindness is the most troublesome, and he feels even more uncomfortable.
"I request...the medical examination results to be kept confidential."
"it is good."
Oda Sakunosuke agreed to help him with this.
With the unanimous help of the president, social doctor, and all members, the physical examination was completed after untold hardships.They collectively suppressed Osamu Dazai who wanted to be a demon. No matter what reasons Dazai said, it was useless. The possibility of a "cancer" made the members feel like they were facing a formidable enemy.
What's more, with Osamu Dazai's character, the possibility of cancer and hidden disease is too high!
What can't this guy do?
Osamu Dazai, who had his blood tested and was tossed with Yosano Akiko all over again, was lying on the desk, and finally understood the thoughts of those guys who were afraid of social medicine.
Osamu Dazai was breathless.
"Mr. Ranpo, you don't even say a word for me."
"I said so."
Edogawa raised his hands in disorder, he was very indifferent to other things, but he was enthusiastic about the things he was interested in.
Osamu Dazai looked at him quietly, and Edogawa Ranpo replied: "I told the president that Dazai is in good health, but it is necessary to check it again."
Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth: "What is necessary?"
Edogawa Ranpo put on his glasses, observed him, and said clearly, "You've been eating recently..."
Osamu Dazai suddenly threw a pack of snacks over!
Edogawa Ranpo happily caught the snacks and swallowed the term "contraceptive pill".
Dazai is as good as ever!
You can guess what he's going to say in just one guess. As expected of a man he can't see through, he can do anything!
Osamu Dazai buried his head on the documents on his desk and didn't want to talk anymore.
he prayed.
Don't expect it to come true.
The members of the Armed Detective Agency who watched the confrontation between the first wise man and the second wise man were thoughtful, but they did not notice that Oda Sakunosuke left his seat and stayed in the infirmary without returning.
Oda Sakunosuke has been waiting for the results of the medical examination for Dazai, and called everyone else to leave.
After waiting for a while, Oda Sakunosuke called out.
"With Miss Xie Ye?"
Yosano Akiko, who was looking at various data in front of the computer, changed her face, her fingers trembled, her eyes were in a daze, and she sometimes flashed incomprehensibly, she turned her back to Oda Sakunosuke so she didn't notice any abnormalities.
She took a deep breath, feeling a little regretful.
She shouldn't have done this!
At least not at this time...should wait until [-] weeks later for the physical examination!
"Odasaku."
Yosano Akiko's face was heavy, "I think Dazai needs to come, can you represent him to the medical examination?"
Oda Sakunosuke replied: "He asked me to help keep it secret."
Dazai naturally agreed.
Yosano Akiko looked suspiciously at Oda Sakunosuke, guessed a possibility, and quickly denied it.After several years of getting along, the woman's intuition told her - it should not be Oda Saku.
She reported Dazai Osamu's medical examination report to Oda Sakunosuke.
"You see."
"it is good."
Oda Sakunosuke didn't go to see the film immediately, but carefully flipped through the inspection results on the previous paper.
Sitting down next to Yosano Akiko, he suddenly said with emotion.
"You said... If men can conceive, what else does the world need women of this gender?"
"what?"
"I always thought Dazai should be male..."
"Wait! He's a man."
"No, I'm starting to doubt my gender now. It's the first time Dazai has had a physical examination here. Think about it carefully... Dazai is indeed very androgynous, with soft facial features. If he has long hair, he will be indistinguishable."
"With Miss Xie Ye...?"
Oda Sakunosuke really didn't understand where her emotion came from.
Yosano Akiko returned him a complicated smile, pulled out a special "photo" from his hand, and handed it to him.
"Look at this most directly."
"The pattern on this... is... what..."
Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, the "photo" was a blurry thing in a halo.
Like a little seahorse with a long tail.
There is a little cuteness.
Yosano Akiko said calmly: "From the perspective of the pregnancy test, the fetal weight is 0.2 mm, the fetal length is about 1 microgram, and it cannot be seen with the naked eye—the unformed fetus. And around the fetus, there is a special layer. Halo, I don't know what it is, but it must be protecting the fetus."
Oda Sakunosuke Petrochemical: "..."
The entire Three Views have been devastated!
Yosano Akiko patted his colleague on the shoulder, and entrusted Dazai with the responsibility of telling him the answer.
"Dazai... is one month pregnant."
"Exclude the possibility of supernatural powers, this is the real result, don't worry, without Dazai's consent, I will not disclose this matter to anyone."
"Please make him pay attention..."
"Let's have a baby."
The infirmary was silent.
Ten minutes later, Oda Sakunosuke calmly returned to the office with the greatest willpower he ever had as a top killer.Under the eyes of other colleagues eager to see the inspection results, he handed the things to Osamu Dazai.
Osamu Dazai looked at Odasaku silently.
Knowing his friend well, he already saw something from Oda Sakunosuke's almost numb expression.
The other party let out a long sigh.
Osamu Dazai smiled: "I don't want to see it."
Oda Sakunosuke said, "Please accept reality, Dazai."
Osamu Dazai looked at the medical examination report stuffed into his hand in dismay, which was much more detailed than the medical examination a week ago.He flipped through his physical examination report, closed it, his face was so stiff that he could touch tofu.
Heartbroken.
What kind of anti-human thought ability is this!
If he went to kill Fu Jian now, would he still have time to revise his world view? !
In the office, other people had already been swayed by their every move to feed their appetites. Kunikida Doppo couldn't help breaking the atmosphere, and said directly, "Dazai, what's wrong with you?"
Osamu Dazai turned his head, showing a smile that could scare Kunikida Doppo into a horrified smile.
"I am terminally ill and have applied for euthanasia."
"..."
Kunikida Doppo was dumbfounded.
Behind another desk, Edogawa who was eating snacks given by Dazai said casually.
"Condolences."
You won't die if you don't do it, Dazai.
Including the newcomers who joined the club last month, there is a president, a doctor, and ten members in the club. They are the president Yukichi Fukuzawa, the doctor and Akiko Yosano. Kirako Haruno, Doppo Kunikida, Sakunosuke Oda, Osamu Dazai, Junichiro Tanizaki, Naomi Tanizaki, Kenji Miyazawa, Atsushi Nakajima, Kyoka Izumi.
In just four years, the Armed Detective Agency has firmly established itself in the gray area of Yokohama.
Among them, Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai contributed a lot.
These two people have very strong professional ability to attract members. Edogawa Ranpo can tell at a glance whether the other party is a person with supernatural powers, while Dazai Osamu, relying on his deep nepotism, first arranged for Oda Sakunosuke to join the club, and then in half a year. Kenji Miyazawa was unearthed from the outside, and then Atsushi Nakajima was picked up casually, with an Izumi Kyoka as a gift.
It's hard to say how much the Port Mafia would have grown stronger if Osamu Dazai hadn't betrayed the Port Mafia.
His mental means are recognized in the society.
Even the wise Edogawa Ranpo admitted that Dazai was someone he couldn't see through.
It is also because of this that Osamu Dazai has a very high status in the Armed Detective Agency, and his leadership is second only to the president. He has the ability to take the lead when anything happens at critical times—provided that he does not slack off.
Atsushi Nakajima is in this "big family" and lives a full and happy life every day.
He is very grateful to Mr. Dazai for his cultivation.
Without meeting each other, how could he imagine that one day he could survive independently, with a monthly salary and bonus for completing tasks, and no longer lose confidence in the life of an orphan in the past.
The white-haired boy passed the corridor with a stack of documents in his arms. Quan Jinghua suddenly came over and tugged at his sleeve.
Atsushi Nakajima: "Mirror flower?"
Quan Jinghua whispered: "Miss Yu Xieye asked you to help go and prepare some things."
Atsushi Nakajima said without saying a word: "Okay, I will help when I send the documents Mr. Kunikida asked for!"
Quan Jinghua shook her head, and dragged Atsushi Nakajima, who was staggering, to the infirmary.
"now go."
"Eh? Are you in such a hurry?!"
"Ah."
The infirmary belongs to Yosano Akiko alone, and usually few members would enter it, but most members would turn pale when they saw this place, wishing that they would never have to step here in this life.
Please don't die with Yosano Akiko's supernatural ability is a very rare healing ability.
But the prerequisite for activating the ability: the opponent must be on the verge of death.In other words, if a person who was only slightly injured, Yosano Akiko wanted to heal the other party, they had to beat the other party seriously first.
In order to prepare for emergencies, Yosano Akiko usually has all kinds of machetes in her bag, which is convenient for "treatment".
The infirmary is a painful memory in the hearts of members!
At this moment, Akiko Yosano, who is called a witch, is adjusting medical equipment and preparing for the next physical examination.She is not someone who becomes a doctor solely by supernatural powers. Before joining the Armed Detective Agency, she was a military doctor on the front line of the battlefield, and she has a wealth of relevant medical knowledge and practical experience.
She rubbed her somewhat sore wrist, and her bones made a crisp sound. Turning around, she saw Atsushi Nakajima, who looked a little nervous, and Izumi Kyoka, who was as delicate and well-behaved as a doll, walking into the infirmary.
"Dun, I'll give you a task next."
"Please, please order!"
"I'm going to conduct a medical examination for all members of the club. In order to prevent some people from escaping, you are responsible for helping me keep an eye on Dazai, and if necessary, cooperate with Oda Sakunosuke to detain him."
"what--?!!"
Atsushi Nakajima wanted to kneel instantly, is he the kind of person who can stand up to Mr. Dazai!
Yosano Akiko ignored Atsushi Nakajima's desire to cry, but turned to Izumi Kyoka and said, "It's inconvenient for me to appear in front of Dazai. From your point of view, is there anything unusual about Dazai?"
After careful recollection, Izumi Kyouka said: "No, Mr. Dazai doesn't seem to be sick, he is as energetic as ever."
Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly asked: "Miss Yosano, is Mr. Dazai feeling unwell?"
Yosano Akiko's expression turned serious, and she said solemnly, "Someone told me that Dazai may have cancer."
Atsushi Nakajima was shocked.
Quan Jinghua's face was slightly startled.
"I don't think it's true." Yosano Akiko laughed, "It's just that the person who brought up this matter has an unusual identity. Even if it's a prank, I have to take it seriously."
Her supernatural ability does not have the effect of treating cancer. Furthermore, Please Don’t Die cannot cure disqualification in the world. Dazai Osamu, who has the ability to invalidate supernatural transformation, really only has one life to do.Whether it was true or not, if she didn't check carefully, how could she feel at ease, the bounden duty of a doctor couldn't let her sit idly by.
Must check!
If it is found out, Dazai will also be taken to the hospital for treatment!
"First step, Atsushi, if you can't see Dazai, show me the windows, close all the windows, and don't let anyone escape. The second step, Kyoka guards the gate, I'll tell the president right now, so that the president won't be surprised. "
"Can it be done? Ton, Kyoka."
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
The newcomers who joined the Armed Detective Agency this year are all of good quality.
Yosano Akiko felt relieved, stepped on stiletto heels, and hurriedly went to the president to obtain a medical examination permit.
In the office used collectively by members.
Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa, wearing headphones, listening to music and reading magazines.When there is no task to ask him to move, he usually picks up any fish he can, which is exactly the same as Edogawa Ranbu who is dozing off with his head up next to him.
A great example!
How busy last month is, how busy this month will be.
Oda Sakunosuke looked around and saw the various postures of his colleagues. Miyazawa Kenji quietly poked Ranpo's nose with his fingers, Kunikida Doppo wrote in his notebook, and Tanizaki Junichiro While typing on the keyboard, his sister Tanizaki Naomi helped hand over the materials and entered relevant information.
Such a laid-back atmosphere subtly changed after Atsushi Nakajima came back with the documents in his arms.
Kunikida Doppo no longer wandered off to write the schedule, picked up the documents and flipped through them, and at the same time looked at the white-haired boy who ran to close the window suspiciously: "Atsushi, what did you close the office window for?"
It is common sense to open the windows during the day to let the air circulate and let the sunlight shine into the room.
Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head suddenly and laughed dryly: "It's a bit noisy outside, I'm afraid it will affect everyone's rest... work!"
When Kunikida Doppo heard his nonsense explanation, he felt suspicious, but he didn't object to his behavior.The Armed Detective Agency is on the side of the road, outside the bustling area, there are often noisy sounds of cars passing by.
When Atsushi Nakajima tiptoed past the sofa and was about to return to his office area——
"Mr. Dun."
Osamu Dazai, who was obviously wearing earphones, should not have heard other voices spoke abruptly.
Atsushi Nakajima shuddered and said subconsciously.
"Mr. Dazai?"
"Where are the mirror flowers?"
"At, at the door."
"Oh--"
Osamu Dazai stopped flipping through the magazine, took off his earphones, and looked at the guilty white-haired boy with interest.
"One closes the window inside, and the other guards the door outside. The distribution is very reasonable."
"..."
"Dazai, what are you talking about?"
Kunikida Doppo heard something was wrong and asked.
"It's nothing." Osamu Dazai sat up straight. He didn't wear a coat indoors. His upper body was a light blue shirt and a black suit vest. His white trousers perfectly set off his slender legs.
He didn't have any fat on his body, his body was thin, his skin was fair, but he looked healthy.
Dazai Osamu's smiling eyes gave people a great sense of oppression.
"Dun Jun, shall we go out and have a chat?"
"..." To die.
No matter how dare Atsushi Nakajima let him out, he looked at the others for help.The image of the weak, pitiful, and helpless Xiao Xinmeng instantly fell into the hearts of every member who watched the show.
Moon Tiger is a Moon Cat in the company.
Among these black and white guys, Kunikida Doppo can be regarded as a conscientious person, but he saw that Atsushi Nakajima was behaving strangely today, so he chose to wait and see what happened.Fortunately, apart from Atsushi Nakajima, Sakunosuke Oda in the office was able to somewhat prevent Osamu Dazai's intentions. The man with auburn hair said, "Dazai, let Atsushi speak directly."
Atsushi Nakajima was very grateful to Sakunosuke Oda, but then thought that he couldn't tell the truth!
Oda Sakunosuke captures his struggle: "Is it difficult?"
Osamu Dazai completely ignored Atsushi Nakajima's painstaking efforts, stepped up and walked towards the door, he did not believe that Izumi Kyoka had the ability to stop him from going out.
Seeing that things were not going well, Atsushi Nakajima didn't dare to pull Osamu Dazai, so he could only follow Ms. Yosano's suggestion and hurriedly shouted: "Please, Mr. Odasaku! Don't let Mr. Dazai out!"
Oda Sakunosuke: "???"
Suddenly, Osamu Dazai leaned forward and rushed outside.
A gesture as if avoiding his ex-girlfriend.
next moment.
Atsushi Nakajima's panicked voice sounded.
"Mr. Odasaku—! Mr. Dazai may have cancer, we can't let him escape!"
The words just fell.
Oda Sakunosuke shrank his pupils, turned over the desk, and went straight to the door.He catches people extremely fast, like a sharp arrow, but not as fast as Osamu Dazai, who wholeheartedly wants to escape.
There was a commotion at the door.
Edogawa Ranpo's nose burst open with a "pop", Kenji Miyazawa immediately stopped, pretending to play with flower pots, and at the same time worried about what Atsushi Nakajima said just now—Is Dazai suffering from cancer?Lazy cancer?
Edogawa woke up in a daze, his green eyes opened a slit, and he looked in the direction of the door.
"The president is here?"
at the door.
Spring mirror bouquets get out of the way with their hands bound.
The next moment, Osamu Dazai ran into Yosano Akiko and Fukuzawa Yukichi who came by accident.
Yosano Akiko alone is nothing to be afraid of, Osamu Dazai has a lot of ability to play tricks, but Yosano Akiko actually invited the president out, making it clear that he wants to suppress the situation!
Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was as calm as a mountain, glanced at Osamu Dazai, and immediately let Osamu Dazai know that something was going to go wrong.
"Dazai, stay here and accept the medical examination."
"This is an order."
If there is a disease, it should be treated as soon as possible. This is the only thought of Fukuzawa Yukichi who cares about the members.
Osamu Dazai was then grabbed by the shoulder by Oda Sakunosuke.
Arrested and brought to justice.
Dazai Osamu: "..."
Who has cancer!
This look is aimed at him, and it is definitely not a good thing!
Osamu Dazai, who has always cheated others but was cheated recently, tried to reason with the president, but when he saw the cold light in Fukuzawa Yukichi's eyes, he immediately thought that the other party hated people who played tricks, such as Mr. Mori.Fukuzawa Yukichi, who has been fighting with Mr. Mori for most of his life, would not know what a little fox is thinking.
Fukuzawa Yukichi said: "Go back if there is no problem."
Osamu Dazai looked back at Odasaku sadly: "Odasaku, are you going to trick me too?"
Oda Sakunosuke was concerned about it just now, but after he calmed down, he guessed the tricks in it, not to mention whether there was such a thing, even if there was, how could another person guess that Dazai had cancer?
joke?
Or have no intentions?
Oda Sakunosuke pushed Dazai back, "Dazai, it's better to check your body first."
Osamu Dazai was dying: "No - I'm sure I'm healthy! I can eat a plate of poisonous mushrooms!"
Oda Sakunosuke has black lines all over his head. The last time Dazai ate poisonous mushrooms, he actually said in front of all the members, "Bai Qi is an elephant weighing ten tons". He can only be thankful that Bai Qi didn't know about it!
With all his patience, he coaxed Dazai, who seemed to be afraid of injections, "I'll accompany you in the physical examination, and we'll deal with any problems together. The colleagues in the Armed Detective Agency are very worried about you."
Osamu Dazai's concern for this kind of kindness is the most troublesome, and he feels even more uncomfortable.
"I request...the medical examination results to be kept confidential."
"it is good."
Oda Sakunosuke agreed to help him with this.
With the unanimous help of the president, social doctor, and all members, the physical examination was completed after untold hardships.They collectively suppressed Osamu Dazai who wanted to be a demon. No matter what reasons Dazai said, it was useless. The possibility of a "cancer" made the members feel like they were facing a formidable enemy.
What's more, with Osamu Dazai's character, the possibility of cancer and hidden disease is too high!
What can't this guy do?
Osamu Dazai, who had his blood tested and was tossed with Yosano Akiko all over again, was lying on the desk, and finally understood the thoughts of those guys who were afraid of social medicine.
Osamu Dazai was breathless.
"Mr. Ranpo, you don't even say a word for me."
"I said so."
Edogawa raised his hands in disorder, he was very indifferent to other things, but he was enthusiastic about the things he was interested in.
Osamu Dazai looked at him quietly, and Edogawa Ranpo replied: "I told the president that Dazai is in good health, but it is necessary to check it again."
Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth: "What is necessary?"
Edogawa Ranpo put on his glasses, observed him, and said clearly, "You've been eating recently..."
Osamu Dazai suddenly threw a pack of snacks over!
Edogawa Ranpo happily caught the snacks and swallowed the term "contraceptive pill".
Dazai is as good as ever!
You can guess what he's going to say in just one guess. As expected of a man he can't see through, he can do anything!
Osamu Dazai buried his head on the documents on his desk and didn't want to talk anymore.
he prayed.
Don't expect it to come true.
The members of the Armed Detective Agency who watched the confrontation between the first wise man and the second wise man were thoughtful, but they did not notice that Oda Sakunosuke left his seat and stayed in the infirmary without returning.
Oda Sakunosuke has been waiting for the results of the medical examination for Dazai, and called everyone else to leave.
After waiting for a while, Oda Sakunosuke called out.
"With Miss Xie Ye?"
Yosano Akiko, who was looking at various data in front of the computer, changed her face, her fingers trembled, her eyes were in a daze, and she sometimes flashed incomprehensibly, she turned her back to Oda Sakunosuke so she didn't notice any abnormalities.
She took a deep breath, feeling a little regretful.
She shouldn't have done this!
At least not at this time...should wait until [-] weeks later for the physical examination!
"Odasaku."
Yosano Akiko's face was heavy, "I think Dazai needs to come, can you represent him to the medical examination?"
Oda Sakunosuke replied: "He asked me to help keep it secret."
Dazai naturally agreed.
Yosano Akiko looked suspiciously at Oda Sakunosuke, guessed a possibility, and quickly denied it.After several years of getting along, the woman's intuition told her - it should not be Oda Saku.
She reported Dazai Osamu's medical examination report to Oda Sakunosuke.
"You see."
"it is good."
Oda Sakunosuke didn't go to see the film immediately, but carefully flipped through the inspection results on the previous paper.
Sitting down next to Yosano Akiko, he suddenly said with emotion.
"You said... If men can conceive, what else does the world need women of this gender?"
"what?"
"I always thought Dazai should be male..."
"Wait! He's a man."
"No, I'm starting to doubt my gender now. It's the first time Dazai has had a physical examination here. Think about it carefully... Dazai is indeed very androgynous, with soft facial features. If he has long hair, he will be indistinguishable."
"With Miss Xie Ye...?"
Oda Sakunosuke really didn't understand where her emotion came from.
Yosano Akiko returned him a complicated smile, pulled out a special "photo" from his hand, and handed it to him.
"Look at this most directly."
"The pattern on this... is... what..."
Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, the "photo" was a blurry thing in a halo.
Like a little seahorse with a long tail.
There is a little cuteness.
Yosano Akiko said calmly: "From the perspective of the pregnancy test, the fetal weight is 0.2 mm, the fetal length is about 1 microgram, and it cannot be seen with the naked eye—the unformed fetus. And around the fetus, there is a special layer. Halo, I don't know what it is, but it must be protecting the fetus."
Oda Sakunosuke Petrochemical: "..."
The entire Three Views have been devastated!
Yosano Akiko patted his colleague on the shoulder, and entrusted Dazai with the responsibility of telling him the answer.
"Dazai... is one month pregnant."
"Exclude the possibility of supernatural powers, this is the real result, don't worry, without Dazai's consent, I will not disclose this matter to anyone."
"Please make him pay attention..."
"Let's have a baby."
The infirmary was silent.
Ten minutes later, Oda Sakunosuke calmly returned to the office with the greatest willpower he ever had as a top killer.Under the eyes of other colleagues eager to see the inspection results, he handed the things to Osamu Dazai.
Osamu Dazai looked at Odasaku silently.
Knowing his friend well, he already saw something from Oda Sakunosuke's almost numb expression.
The other party let out a long sigh.
Osamu Dazai smiled: "I don't want to see it."
Oda Sakunosuke said, "Please accept reality, Dazai."
Osamu Dazai looked at the medical examination report stuffed into his hand in dismay, which was much more detailed than the medical examination a week ago.He flipped through his physical examination report, closed it, his face was so stiff that he could touch tofu.
Heartbroken.
What kind of anti-human thought ability is this!
If he went to kill Fu Jian now, would he still have time to revise his world view? !
In the office, other people had already been swayed by their every move to feed their appetites. Kunikida Doppo couldn't help breaking the atmosphere, and said directly, "Dazai, what's wrong with you?"
Osamu Dazai turned his head, showing a smile that could scare Kunikida Doppo into a horrified smile.
"I am terminally ill and have applied for euthanasia."
"..."
Kunikida Doppo was dumbfounded.
Behind another desk, Edogawa who was eating snacks given by Dazai said casually.
"Condolences."
You won't die if you don't do it, Dazai.
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