Forum daily life

[Original: Xiang Yin - posting time: January 2016, 1 11:00:00 AM] There is actually no standard answer to yesterday's post, it is all my personal preference.As for why he was beaten, it was because in high school, a male classmate breathed out badly when he spoke and wanted to kiss him hard.I was so uncomfortable at the time, afraid that he would really stick up, I punched him like a conditioned reflex, and his nose was bleeding.That man is also a weird one, with a height of 00, he actually cried after being beaten.

It was only later that I found out that he and some classmates guessed that I was the same, and tried every means to test me.After this incident, he vowed to tell others that I couldn't be straighter, otherwise I wouldn't even look down on a handsome guy like him.

I guarantee with my personality that as long as I don't force it, such a tragedy will not happen (should).

Closer to home.

As soon as I came to the company today, I opened my email and saw a video from my college roommate "A San".The so-called "A San" is an out-and-out native of the ancient capital of Xi'an, but he looks a bit exotic. The roommates did some research and "appraised" him as a direct descendant of the Hu nationality.

The picture in the video is a very neat and beautiful chessboard, with good color tone and brilliance, but a small piece is missing in the corner and falls to the side.I feel a little uncomfortable seeing this, and I have a bad feeling.Not long after, a cat came across the screen, stretched out its fleshy paws, and focused on pushing the remaining piece.

No matter how much it is pushed, it cannot be pushed to the correct position.

This video lasted about 1 minute, but it seems like a year has passed.I narrowed my eyes and stared at the cat's paw, feeling as frantic as a hundred thousand ants were biting.

Push, push, push in quickly, not there, a little to the left... Pass it, go a little to the right... No, pass it again, go a little to the left...

At the end of the video, the terrible cat finally filled the missing piece.Panting lightly, I tugged on my tie, relieved.At this moment, I saw that the cat's paw accidentally pulled, and then pulled out the incomplete piece that had just been filled.

At the end of the video, a line of words popped up on the screen: Are you still troubled by obsessive-compulsive disorder?

I'm sooooooooooooooo!

The following text is as follows: "We have developed a new drug that is helpful for obsessive-compulsive disorder. It is currently in the experimental stage and needs volunteers to try it. Would you like to sign up? Also, this is what we will launch this quarter Ads, what do you think?"

I sent an email back: "What about the side effects?"

The email came again after a while: "Monkeys and rats that have been treated with drugs seem to be prone to insomnia and easy to get erections."

So I deleted his email.

I sent out a message on the Internet: "Looking for roommates, the requirements are male, with good hygiene habits, and do not bring girlfriends back. The monthly rent is [-], and the bathroom is shared."

Hope someone can apply.

[Floor 1: CSI] The landlord, I am human fleshing you, but I can't find you

[2nd Floor: Suifeng] He is from the Technology Development Department, he must be familiar with computers, so you can find him?

[Floor 3: Anonymous straight man, where are you] Anonymous straight man, come out!didn't see you yesterday

[Floor 4: Three Thousand Worlds] Momo blushes a little because of the words "shared bathroom"

[Floor 6: True Water Without Fragrance] Hehe

[7th floor: I am a piece of cold tofu] Look at the host, there is soap on the ground!