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I asked Xiaocheng to briefly describe the matter, and said to Changmao, "What's going on this time?"

Changmao hasn't looked up since she entered my office, and she looks very depressed: "She is sitting next to me, less than 10 centimeters away from me, listening to me very gently, and comforting me from time to time. How can you make me think ?”

"You can think that the company spent a lot of money to invite you back, and it's her job to listen to you."

"I don't always feel like..."

I gave Changmao an expression of "you will never die until you reach the Yellow River", then turned to Xiaocheng and said with a smile, "This is a misunderstanding. He hasn't had much contact with girls and thinks you are interested in him."

Xiaocheng turned her face away: "It's boring."

Long Mao completely lowered his head and did not move.

I let Xiaocheng go out to continue working first, and leave Changmao in my office.

I said, "Did you know that she can go to the HR department to sue you for sexual harassment, and even hang out with us on WeChat, Weibo, and forums? When the company's reputation is affected and there is a lawsuit, how can you take responsibility?"

Changmao lowered his head and said: "I should have known a long time ago. Girls said to me 'don't be sad, you are cute' and 'what if you are short, girls like it' are all out of work needs. They all regarded me as an unwanted puppy. I felt dizzy just now, and my hand touched it."

Me: "...you go and apologize to her now, whether you cry or beg, let her calm down, and I will treat it as if nothing happened. If she resigns, the responsibility will be entirely on you."

Longhair opened the door and went out.

Not long after, Xiao Cheng rushed in angrily.The door was slammed against the wall by her, making people startled: "Mr. Zhuang, I want to resign!"

What's wrong!

"He apologized to me in the waiting room just now, talking about why he didn't like girls when he was a child, he was always alone, and he cried on my shoulder. I thought he was very pitiful, so I comforted him. I didn't expect him to Come kiss, kiss..." I couldn't continue talking.

I can't listen anymore.

I comforted Xiaocheng for a while, then called Changmao into my office again, this time with a downcast face: "Do you still have any boundaries?"

Changmao's eyes were red and swollen, and the left half of his face was flushed, as if someone had slapped him: "She said I'm pretty cute, how come no girls like it? She likes it quite a bit."

"I was being polite! And I said 'You're cute, girls will like it. I really think so.' I never said I liked it!"

I said to Xiaocheng: "You go back to rest today, and I will deal with this matter."

As soon as Xiaocheng left, I said to Chang Mao with a sullen face: "This matter has to be reported. If she wants to resign, I have to give a reason to the HR department. Do you know how difficult it is to hire a programmer motivator?"

Changmao said anxiously: "It's almost the end of the year, as soon as you report my year-end bonus, it will be gone!"

I can't wait to get angry: "She works for so many programmers, why are you the only one who can cause trouble? Do you think you are the most troublesome in our department!"

Changmao said unconvinced: "That's because you don't know! What do you know if you sit in your own office all day? Xiao Zhang and Xiao Wu download pornography on the computer all day long and share resources everywhere in the office. How do you know?" Not to punish them? I found a link last month and sent it to them in a hurry, and they didn't work for two or three hours, and they were all in the break room..."

I said slowly, "What did you say?"

Changmao rolled his eyes and said in a panic: "...Boss, I'm going out to work first. I will seriously apologize to Xiaocheng tomorrow morning and never let her resign. You must not report my affairs!"

Said and trotted out.

I slowly walked out of the office, only to see that Changmao was still whispering anxiously to several people, saying: "Everyone don't work first, stop."

Everyone is nervously checking their phones.I snatched the phone from one of them, and saw it said: "Zhuang Zhuang knows about our downloading of pornography, and he will delete it soon, so hurry up and save a backup!"

Keep a backup?

I checked the time: "It's 4:6 p.m., everyone out for dinner, come back at [-]:[-] p.m."

No one dared to speak, and went out one by one with their heads down, muttering along the way.

"Who informed you?"

"I do not know."

"Fortunately, I have already saved a backup."

"I'm not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs! Long hair, do you think it's you?"

"How could it be me? How could I be so stupid?"

I took turns checking in their computers, and I wanted to poke my eyes out, clean up all the hidden files that did not meet the regulations, and save the evidence on a CD.

At 6 o'clock in the evening, all the people came back one after another, and sat obediently in their seats.I said slowly: "I found a total of 27 sets of films and 121 R68 cartoons from the computers of 18 of you. There are no images in Xiao Sui's computer, but there are hundreds of yellow articles."

Xiao Sui said calmly, "That's because I'm educated."

I pretended I didn't hear anything, and said slowly: "27 of you, start working seriously from today. If one of you fails to complete the task, you won't receive the bonus at the end of the year."

All the people were silent.

I packed my things and went home.

Recruiting a programmer motivator is indeed very helpful to work, and you can see significant results on the first day.

In the evening, after taking a shower, I lay leisurely on the bed and checked my personal emails.The email I sent to Xiao Zhou has been lying in the "outbox" and he has not responded.

I usually organize my emails very well. The incoming and outgoing emails are classified one by one. There are more than 30 categories in total.Now he has no reply, I have to classify it as "pending reply".

Classified as "waiting for reply", then I will send a reminder letter every Tuesday after sending the email, and if I don't reply after three reminders, it will be permanently deleted.

Today is Tuesday.

I had no choice but to send a reminder letter to Xiao Zhou: "Xiao Zhou, what do you think? You can tell me directly if you don't want to live in."

At first, I thought that this matter would be left alone, but I did not expect that 10 minutes later, I received his email.

Nothing was written in the email, only an attachment, which was a document scan.

I opened it and took a look. It turned out that he had printed out the 134 request documents I sent him, and signed his name, date and signature on the last page, as well as the word "agree" in capital letters.

He even signed the document!Is this going to live in!

[Floor 1: Xiaoyi] All the documents are signed, why don't you come in?

[2nd floor: No money] I just sent him an email yesterday, and I remind him to reply today, how anxious are you, the landlord, and how much do you want him to be a roommate?

[Floor 3: I am a piece of cold tofu] Don't worry, Xiao Zhou will move in right away

[Floor 4: Xiao Zhou] I didn't want to be your roommate, but now that you are in such a hurry, I will reluctantly agree to you

[Floor 5: 3-minute popularity] I think the boys in the middle school were spreading pornographic pictures, and the teacher found out, caught one and pulled out a group.Landlord, why do your subordinates look exactly like me in middle school?

[Floor 6: True Water Without Fragrance] Xiao Zhou really has a problem, can you refuse him, the landlord?