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【楼主：香尹——发帖时间：2016年2月1日上午00：00：00】昨天的事该从何说起呢？从长毛开始说吧。

Shaggy called me yesterday morning at 8am and very politely asked if I could do him a favor.

I knew it must be a bad thing, so I asked, "What's the matter?"

"Mr. Zhuang, do you remember that girl from the sales department? That DCup who wanted to dress up as Tang Minghuang and Yang Guifei with me?"

"...Well, the one you hailed as a goddess."

"Can you tell her that you can't pretend to be Tang Minghuang temporarily, and recommend me instead?"

My mind turned a corner: "Why should I tell her that I can't pretend to be Tang Minghuang because of something?"

"Because... she thought it was you who was partnering with her."

I froze for a moment, almost wanting to wring his head off: "You asked her out in my name?"

"You said you couldn't go because you have something to do, isn't that all right?"

"...long hair."

"Yes, Mr. Zhuang."

I suddenly felt a little tired, hung up the phone, and sent him a text message: "Give me that girl's phone number, and I will tell her in person. Also, meet me at the hotel for the Spring Festival Gala at 3 p.m., got it ?"

Changmao was ecstatic: "Thank you, Mr. Zhuang!"

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I took the girl to the hotel and explained everything in front of Long Mao.Finally, I said politely: "That's the whole story of this matter. The person who asked you out was not me, but him. Actually, I never thought of asking you out."

She splashed the water on my face, turned and walked away very angrily.

I was completely dumbfounded.

What am I doing wrong?Why did she splash water on my face?

Changmao immediately chased after her, followed her and said, "Our Boss Zhuang just looks good but doesn't work. I don't know if that thing will work. Although I'm short, let's—"

There was a "snap", very crisp, and the long hair was slapped.The girl said very angrily: "The people in the technology development department are all hooligans! I'm going to the personnel department to complain to you!"

I wiped the water all over my face and stared at the long hair angrily.

He quickly ran away with his head down.

About half an hour later, I received a call from Xiao Yang from the personnel department: "I said... I'm used to being complained about long hair, why are you also being complained?"

I have a headache: "What should I do now?"

Xiao Yang said: "Although she is complaining about you two, I think it is necessary to hold a training course for your technology development department to teach you how to deal with the opposite sex in the workplace professionally."

"Train our entire department?"

"Well, your department receives the most complaints every year... although most of them are because of long hair."

"Then let's wait until after the Chinese New Year. They had to rush to work a year ago."

Xiao Yang said "Yes": "Two hours a week, a total of 10 weeks of training, Saturday morning."

"……understood."

This is the first big event yesterday, Changmao helped us earn 20 hours of training courses.

Thank you so much.

I really want to find a reason to fire him.

The Spring Festival Gala was officially held at 6 pm. All the ancient couples wore rented or bought Hanfu, stepped on the red carpet and entered the hall, posing in poses representing their personalities or allusions.

We invited four more humorous department heads to be judges, and scored each couple based on their clothing, posture, makeup, and interaction.

The audience standing on the sidelines were laughing and laughing, very lively.

"Sima Xiangru is from the Western Han Dynasty, why did you write 'Anti-Qing and Fuming' on your fan?"

"Seven Fairies' feather coat...why does it look like a waistcoat that my mother bought from Taobao?"

"Who is this?"

"Diao Chan, Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo."

"Threesomes, too?"

"There are more men than women, there is no way."

"The HR department agreed? It's indecent."

"Diao Chan was with Dong Zhuo first, and then stayed with Lu Bu after Lu Bu killed Dong Zhuo. It's like a widow remarrying. How can it be a threesome? Do you understand history?"

"What about this couple?"

It was two men who entered the arena at this time, the taller one was wearing a mangjin black robe, walking in like the wind.The short one was wearing a civil official's attire, with a timid and charming face.

It turned out to be Young Master Jiang and Chang Mao!

It turned out that Jiang Shao had no partner, and Chang Mao was dumped again, so he had to rent clothes temporarily and pretended to be Emperor Han Ai and Dong Xian, becoming the only gay couple on our field.

This is understandable.

Our company has a lottery for the Spring Festival Gala, and the prizes are very rich, but in order to encourage everyone to participate in the event, we strictly stipulate that people who are not dressed as couples are not allowed to participate in the lottery.

Obviously, Jiang Shao and Chang Mao both felt that money was more important than respect.

So they both sat down and leaned against each other, their long-haired bodies pressed against Young Master Jiang's sleeves, and they closed their eyes to pretend to be asleep.

People around were covering their mouths and laughing, and many people took out their mobile phones to film the process.

"What is this doing?"

"Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty and Dong Xian, they are pretending to be an allusion of the two of them."

"What allusion?"

"Are you stupid, don't you know this?"

"I haven't studied allusions to homosexuality."

"Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty loved Dong Xian, and Dong Xian pressed his sleeve at night. Emperor Ai of the Han Dynasty wanted to get up but was afraid of waking him, so he cut off the sleeve with a saber. Emperor Ai loved Dong Xian so much, this is the addiction to cutting off sleeves. "

Immediately afterwards, Young Master Jiang woke up suddenly, pulled his sleeves without pulling them out, and took out a pair of scissors from his side.

The people around continued to laugh.

"I keep the scissors by my side, this emperor is really miserable..."

"The dignified emperor used scissors to cut his sleeves, not domineering at all. Bad review!"

"Didn't it be cut with a saber?"

"How can those decorative sabers be cut? I guess they can't be broken even by scratching for a long time."

Then Jiang Shao cut off his sleeves in full view, Chang Mao woke up in good time, and exclaimed: "Your Majesty!"

The crowd started booing.

"Kiss! Kiss!"

"Kiss! Kiss!"

Jiang Shao is the number one innocent man in our company, so he was naturally unwilling, so he just walked away.Chang Mao is the number one obscene straight man in our company. Although he doesn't want to talk to men, it's the first time that so many girls pay attention to him.

At this moment, a girl in the crowd shouted: "Chang Mao, if you kiss Young Master Jiang, I'll date you!"

Changmao's spirit was lifted, and he rushed towards Jiang Shao, and put his face into his face, but Jiang Shao held his face aggressively and pulled him away: "Stay away from me!"

The people around continued to laugh.

"I just cut off my sleeve for him, and now tell him to stay away, it's too heartless!"

"If you pull it out, you won't recognize anyone!"

"Scumbag! Bad review!"

I really couldn't bear to see these two from our department, so I sent a text message to Xiao Yang, asking him to control the situation.

There are 1000 prizes in the lottery, the smallest is only a few dozen yuan, the tenth prize is above 8000 yuan, the third prize, the second prize and the grand prize are IpadPro, [-] yuan in cash and a Rolex watch.

The Rolex watch was contributed by our CEO, and its value is of course far above other prizes.

What I want most is an IpadPro and 8000 yuan in cash. Gold watches and the like are not uncommon, but my luck has always been pretty average, and I don’t report any hope every year.

For the lucky draw, the eight of us who are preparing for this party of course also have our own roles.

For some reason, these are all characters in "The Promotion of the Princess".

I was assigned the role of Prince Qi Cheng, and Xiao Zhou played the role of Nine Kings.

And our team leader also prepared costumes for us.

My clothes are relatively easy to find, they are all over the street, just like the ones in the TV series, the golden carp black long gown.

Xiao Zhou's is a bit too much.

I don't know how much our team leader loves Xiao Zhou, but she actually found him a very suitable ancient costume, a white double-breasted gown, cuffs and neckline embroidered with Tengyun Xiangwen with sapphire blue thread, a jade pendant, and a light blue long belt reaching the ground.

Walking like a fairy.

Xiao Zhou was originally well-mannered and tall, although he still had short hair, when he changed his clothes and showed up, the surrounding people who saw him were almost silent.

...Okay, I'm exaggerating, but at least it's dozens of times better than mine.

At 8 o'clock, the lucky draw and various programs officially begin!

The show went smoothly, and the atmosphere was high.The small prizes were drawn one by one, and finally came the last three most exciting prizes!

This is the climax of tonight!

"Third prize!"

A burst of drums sounded.

The host asked the CEO to take out a business card from the big round glass ball, took it over and said with a smile, "Thank you, CEO, who is the winner?"

The prize is the iPad Pro, which most people want.

Just then, I felt her look at me.

She glanced at me!

I was so excited and full of anticipation.

"Technology Development Department--"

My heart was in my throat.

Then she said my name.

I couldn't believe it. I stood up vigorously and walked to the stage. There were applause, complaints, and laments from the audience, one after another.

It's time to turn this year!

The host whispered to me: "Wait a minute, wait for our shareholders to present you with awards."

I smiled and nodded.

Immediately afterwards, the host waited for the CEO to draw two business cards again, and called two names respectively, so two more people came up slowly.

At this time, I was slightly taken aback.

I know one of the girls.

Waist-length hair, light makeup, and a long skirt dragging the floor, she was the girl who walked out of the coffee shop with Xiao Zhou the night before yesterday.

I really don't have a good impression of her, so let's call her Rude Jun for the time being.

Of course she also looked at me and said nothing.

Mr. Wuli's attitude was very arrogant before, but I am a man, so of course I wouldn't care about her like this, so I nodded with a smile, and said in a low voice: "I heard that you are Xiao Zhou's high school classmate, unexpectedly you also came to our company .”

She lowered her head and said, "Are you his roommate?"

"Correct."

Her voice slowed down a bit: "I was in a bad mood when I saw you two days ago, don't take it for granted."

I smiled and said, "It's okay."

Then we stopped talking.

We each received our prizes and went back to our seats. My phone vibrated and I received a text message from Xiao Yang: "Do you know who that girl was talking to you just now?"

"Isn't it just a new colleague?"

"Stupid. New colleague, should I text you alone?"

I smiled and replied, "Didn't you just lose love? I thought you were interested in her."

"She is the daughter of our shareholders!"

"What?"

"Really! Our personnel department has spread the word secretly. Telling you is to let you know!"

As expected, I was stunned, and immediately looked at Xiao Zhou.

He gave me a "what's wrong with you" look.

I showed him Xiao Yang's text message: "Your high school classmate is the daughter of our shareholder, do you know that?"

Xiao Zhou showed a very complicated expression: "I don't know."

"..." I was speechless.

Xiao Zhou smiled and asked again: "It's almost time to leave now, do you want to go somewhere to play? Just now the team leader said to celebrate, go to karaoke, do you want to go?"

"..." I never like to go to messy places.

"Let's go together, and occasionally socialize with colleagues."

"..."

He moved a little closer: "Anyway, the eight of us won the amnesty tomorrow and don't have to go to work. It's good to go out and have fun. Don't always be bored at home."

I thought for a while and finally nodded: "When you drive back, I will probably fall asleep."

"Okay, you can sleep however you want."

In fact, what I am most worried about is the problem of updating posts at night, and the others are minor problems.

I smiled and pointed to the jade pendant on his waist: "The quality is really good, it looks real at first glance."

"It's troublesome to wear. There are at least three or four layers. If you don't believe me, try wearing it at home tomorrow."

"Really? Hahaha... No wonder you wore it for so long just now..."

"If you don't walk well, you will fall down. I almost tripped over the hem of my clothes just now."

"Pfft...then your image is so cold..."

The two of us were chatting and laughing, always feeling a little uncomfortable, feeling like being stared at, looking around like a light on our backs.

No one is watching us...