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"Mr. Zhuang, it's your turn again. Truth or risk?"

"Sincerely."

"Okay..." The team leader casually picked up a bunch of papers and read, "Question: What are your requirements for your spouse? What do you prefer?"

I thought about it, and said with a smile: "Clean, tidy, and able to live together... It's best to be a little older than me, mature and stable."

Xiao Zhou glanced at me and said nothing.

"Isn't that a mature woman?"

I concealed a smile: "You can also say that."

"No wonder I have never had a girlfriend..."

"It turned out to be a strong woman."

One of them asked narrowly, "Mr. Zhuang, if it's a man, is that okay?"

Everyone stared at me.

I am usually very cautious in my words and deeds on all social software, and my actions are not feminine at all. I am also the male with the most straight men in science and engineering. Almost everyone says that I am a workaholic in the abstinence department. At least it seems pretty straightforward, and few people ask me if it's the same question.But I have never had a girlfriend at 28, which still makes people suspect in private.

So I smiled and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? Are you afraid that I will steal your boyfriend?"

Everyone laughed for a while, but no one asked any more questions.

After turning around, it was Xiao Zhou's turn again.

He still chose "truth".

"Question: When was your first love? Did you have a relationship? Describe the feeling of your first love."

Xiao Zhou lowered his head and thought for a while: "My first love should be 17 years old. I haven't had a relationship. I'm very happy and beautiful. I feel like I'm in the clouds every day."

Xiao Yang did the math: "Isn't that high school?"

"Yes, it's high school."

"High school...is indeed the age of first love."

I have never had such a heart-wrenching feeling, and said with a smile: "I am very happy, very beautiful, and in the clouds. This description is really good, and that feeling must be unforgettable."

He lowered his head and swirled the coffee in the cup with a straw: "Well, I can't forget."

I looked at him calmly, and suddenly had a whimsical idea.

First love in high school...

Could it be the daughter of our shareholder?

It's not impossible to think about it, the girl's attitude towards him is a bit special, maybe there was a period in the past...

Later, he happened to come to work in our company, which is too coincidental...

I can't help feeling a little sad, but also yearning.This kind of experience is rare, and I am so old, I may not have the opportunity to meet someone who makes me fall in love again in this life, I can only secretly envy it.

It was finally the last round, the big adventure I dreaded the most.

The team leader picked up a ball of paper with a smile: "Mr. Zhuang, there is no choice now, let's take a look at your big adventure mission."

I just hope it's not about doing something weird.

"Task: Close your eyes, stand and turn around three times in a row, point your finger casually, and kiss the person you point to for 30 seconds."

What!

Tongue kiss!

All the girls covered their mouths and laughed.

I immediately smiled and said, "No, change one!"

"No change!"

"I'm thinking about you girls, and I can't let you suffer."

The team leader said seriously: "Mr. Zhuang, if you don't obey the order, you will pay all the expenses tonight."

I:"……"

I roughly calculated that they spent at least [-] on food, drink, and entertainment tonight. I felt a little distressed, and said with a smile: "Kissing is not good, change to another. It's better to fight for a bar, I'll drink three glasses in a row!"

"No, I just want to watch the kiss!"

"President Zhuang, don't be shy!"

"Mr. Zhuang, you have to overcome your psychological barrier, otherwise you will be a virgin for the rest of your life!"

Xiao Zhou went out for a while at some point, and we were still at loggerheads when we returned to the private room.

"Tongue kisses are not acceptable."

"Mr. Zhuang, don't renege on your debt now!"

At this time, I received a text message from Xiao Zhou, which should have been sent by him outside just now.

I picked it up and took a look: "Wait, point to the direction of 2 o'clock, I have a countermeasure."

I glanced at him uneasily, what countermeasure?

If I tongue-kiss someone, I really can't stand it physically, and I might faint before my eyes.

He gave me that "it's all set" look.

Really, don't lie to me...

Uneasy, I was held down by several people and stood in the center of the private room, laughing and blindfolding me with their ties.

"Mr. Zhuang, turn around three times!"

I followed the method of turning backwards and turning backwards three times in a row, and pointed to the direction of 2 o'clock.

Everyone was quiet for a while and shouted at the same time.

"It's Xiao Zhou!"

Several people laughed and shouted like booing, two of them couldn't stand upright at all.

"Xiao Zhou, kiss President Zhuang!"

"Hurry up! I'm dying from laughing..."

"I made a lot of money tonight! Hahahahaha!"

I pulled the tie off my eyes, my whole face was as dark as a pot, and I looked at Xiao Zhou viciously.

Even if it's kissing a man, I don't want people to visit at all!

Xiao Zhou walked over amidst the cheers of the crowd, and calmly warned: "No one is allowed to take pictures, and hand over your mobile phones."

Everyone obediently took out their mobile phones and put them on the table, and continued to urge: "Don't worry, don't worry, no one will spread the word, hurry up!"

He said again: "Just once, don't blame us if you can't see clearly."

"Got it! Hurry up!"

"Tongue kiss for 30 seconds!"

I stared into his eyes, what is his plan?

Xiao Zhou looked at his watch and said with a smile, "Teacher Zhuang came to kiss me."

Several people clapped their hands nearby: "Kiss! Kiss! Be sure to see the tongue!"

I slowly brought my face closer, inch by inch.He had no expression at all, and he didn't give me any signal at all, so I had no choice but to continue to put my face on it, already going crazy.

Tongues entangled, saliva mixed together, and someone nearby cheering and watching the battle... This situation couldn't be better, I have confidence in myself, and I will definitely pass out.

My lips were about to touch his, but there was still no movement, the fire was burning.

You must be booing again, saying "the host is secretly happy", "the host thinks his body is upright", "he said no, his body is very honest", etc. In fact, the feeling of being stared at by others is not good at all, it is quite uncomfortable , There is no feeling of rapid heartbeat or shortness of breath at all, just anxious and uncomfortable.

The moment my lips touched his, all of a sudden, all the lights in the room went out and it was dark!

My face turned away, intersecting with Xiao Zhou's lips.

We just touched each other's cheeks.

I was so happy as hell, I turned my face away calmly, and the others cried out plaintively.

"what happened?"

"Why did you turn off the light? Did you kiss me?"

"Kiss!"

"Why did you turn on the lights at the critical moment! Can Radio and Television even manage this!"

Several girls turned on the screens of their mobile phones, and there was some light in the private room, and the team leader and Xiao Yang rushed out.

"What's going on? Why are all our private rooms dark?"

Ten minutes later, the light was turned on again, and two staff members came to apologize to us, saying that the circuit in our private room had tripped, and it has been reset now, so I am very sorry.

The others were of course terribly annoyed.

"Damn chicken! Kissing and turning on the light, radio and television are not so strict!"

"I didn't see anything..."

"President Zhuang kisses again..."

Of course, Xiao Zhou and I refused to live or die. This was an unexpected accident, how can we blame it?They threatened for a long time without success, and finally let it go, and continued to the next round of the game.

I don’t need to go into details about the following, and I was not involved in other murderous tasks, especially Xiao Zhou, who was very lucky to get the big adventure task I wrote down: run around in the private room.

It was already 3 o'clock in the morning when everything was over. I usually have the best work and rest. I was already so sleepy that my upper and lower eyelids were fighting.I was dragged out of the car by Xiao Zhou in a daze, and the chilly wind blowing through my heart immediately woke me up.

It was already 4:[-] in the morning after we got home and washed. We fell asleep and didn't get up until after noon the next day. Finally, we recovered.

When we were having lunch together, I asked Xiao Zhou: "What happened to the trip last night?"

He said: "It's really nothing. I bribed a handyman with 50 yuan to make him trip on time at 1:06."

I thought he was too talented, so I smiled and said, "Thanks to you last night, otherwise I wouldn't know how to escape. Tell me, how do you want me to thank you?"

He smiled and replied, "I'll let you owe it first, and I'll tell you when I think about it."

Today I spent a relatively leisurely day. We staggered on the sofa and watched TV all day. Xiao Zhou went out for a run in the evening. I checked the electrical appliances and wires at home.

During this period of time, Xiao Zhou's phone on the table rang twice, followed by a call from his landline at home.After I picked it up, I realized that it was Mr. Wuli calling, asking if Xiao Zhou was there.

I said: "He went out for a run, you can find him later."

Mr. Wuli: "Is that so... Tomorrow I have a high school reunion at home. Many of my classmates have not seen each other for many years. I want to ask him if he will go."

I said, "I'll ask him to call you when he gets back. Okay?"

After Xiao Zhou came back, I told him about it.I don't know exactly what he did after that.

This long post is finally finished, good night everyone.

[Floor 1: True Water Without Fragrance] Landlord, don’t you think Xiao Zhou is teasing you intentionally or unintentionally?In the supermarket, he deliberately pulls his tie in front of you; when cleaning the room, he sprays you with water and tries to help you change; when you meet him with a girl, he takes the initiative to explain to you that it is just his high school Classmate; I encouraged you to sing karaoke yesterday, sitting next to you, and helping you out.I don't believe he has nothing against you.

[Floor 2: I'm going] Live broadcast of Zhenshui Wuxiang jealous

[Floor 3: Passing by] It's hot in the supermarket, what's wrong with pulling the tie?I accidentally sprayed the landlord with water, isn't it right to help him change his clothes?This high school classmate has a special status, and may even be Xiao Zhou's first love. Does it mean that he values ​​her?I'm afraid that the landlord will be bored at home every day and be an otaku, so is it wrong to drag him out to play?If Xiao Zhou was interested in the host, he would have kissed him last night.

[Floor 4: No money] I don’t even know if the host is still reading the reply

[Floor 5: Wow] I don't think he watched it anymore...

[Floor 6: I am a piece of high-cold tofu] Real water has no fragrance, if you insist on unnatural relationship between them, you will be happy, right?