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Chapter 45 The more unsightly the better
In the end, this matter is actually easy to solve. As long as I sleep in the living room for one more night and get sick and have a fever, my mother will feel distressed and won't force me to share the bed with my aunt and fiance.But I was not the one who had the problem, so why should I be sick and give in?By analogy, if one of us is going to sleep in a hotel, it should be Mr. Lu, not me.
This is my own business, I have to find a way to solve it.
After the meal, I sent a text message to Xiao Zhou: "Do you have porn resources? The more unsightly the better, send them to me quickly."
Xiao Zhou's phone call came right away. He seemed to be driving a car, and his voice was a bit vague: "Mr. Zhuang, what do you want those things for?"
"I'll tell you later, and send it to me if you have one."
"I do not have."
I frowned and said, "You are a normal man, why don't you even have that kind of thing?"
"...I really haven't."
"Uh... well, I'll ask Changmao for it."
"Mr. Zhuang... What do you want that kind of thing for?"
"It's not for your own use, you keep busy."
I hung up the phone.
I went back to the room where I slept at night and sent a text message to Changmao: "Share resources with me."
The message was sent back immediately: "Are you Mr. Zhuang?"
"Ah."
He sent me a shocked emoji: "Thought your phone was stolen..."
"Don't talk nonsense, send it to me quickly."
There was a long silence over there: "Mr. Zhuang, do you know what is in those resources? Is the resource you mentioned the same as the resource I understand? The people in my resources wear very little clothes. "
I shook my head: "Do you want to send it? If you don't, I will report you."
"I'll send it to you! You wait. What type do you want?"
I thought for a while: "Don't be too literary, let the heroine look good."
Not long after, the videos were sent to my email one after another. I opened a few and took a quick look, turned on the laptop and adjusted the volume to a suitable height, and waited for the fish to take the bait.
Not long after, the door at the back opened slightly, and a person walked in slowly, his steps were steady and not frivolous, he was the only young man besides me.I immediately clicked "Play", and the men and women on the screen moved quickly. Although the sound of gasping was not loud, it played back in the room at a low level, which was very provocative.
Xiao Lu's voice came from behind, very soft and deep: "What are you looking at?"
I turned around with a smile and invited, "Come, let's watch together."
He looked at me blankly, glanced at the screen and walked over: "Do you like watching these?"
"You don't like it?" I looked into his eyes.
He stared at the screen calmly: "I like it."
His eyes were as flat as watching a documentary, calm as water, without wind or waves, as far as his body's reaction was concerned, this film had no effect on him at all.
If he is a fellow like me, he must be enduring unspeakable torture now.
I smiled and said, "I have more than a dozen similar ones, let's watch them all night."
Hearing this, he turned his head and looked at me, his pupils were deep and dark, as if he was a bit unexpectedly depressed.
The coquettish panting of men and women formed a strange background music in our gaze.
"If you can watch it all night, I will accompany you." He finally spoke.
"What do you want to watch all night?" Suddenly the door was gently pushed open, and the auntie's suspicious voice came from behind, "Why is the sound so strange?"
He immediately half-closed his eyes.
"Why are you watching these things?" My aunt closed the door in disbelief, rushed forward to turn off the computer, and asked me annoyedly, "You let him read it?"
"What are the two men doing together without watching these, chatting? We have to watch it tonight. Don't tell your boyfriend not to watch these."
He pursed his lips and looked at me, but said nothing.
My aunt looked at him a little bit wronged, and after holding back for a long time, she said: "It's normal for a man to see these things, I know...you go ahead, I'm going out first."
She walked to the door step by step and turned her head, and closed the door.I silently looked at Xiao Lu, counting in my heart, "one, two, three, four..." When I counted to eight, there was a "bang", the door was pushed open again, and my aunt rushed forward. Come in, and annoyed me: "I'm so disappointed in you! It's fine to read these yourself, but show it to others!"
"So what's the matter? You don't usually let him see it, so why don't I show him?"
She was too angry to speak, and looked at Xiao Lu with a depressed face: "Come out, I'll talk to you a few words."
He looked back at me with cold eyes and went out.
The voice of the aunt outside the door was getting smaller and smaller, and she was a little bit crying with grievance: "Why do you want to watch those things? You have been refusing to follow me, follow me... I thought you were a bit cold by nature, did you not see it at all?" Come to me..."
His face was a bit ugly, he looked back at me again, and said in a low voice, "Let's talk on the balcony..."
As he spoke, he dragged his aunt away.
"We're both engaged, why are you..."
I calmly took my clothes and went to take a shower. When I came out of the bathroom half an hour later, they were still arguing on the balcony.My sister took an apple in her mouth, looked at it for a long time as if watching a battle, and then said to me: "My aunt said that you are not allowed to have sex with her boyfriend-you caused their quarrel?"
"There were a lot of problems between them."
This method also varies from person to person. My sister doesn't mind her boyfriend watching this kind of film at all.I have known my aunt for more than 20 years, and I understand her minefields and psychology too thoroughly, so I will definitely trouble him tonight.
My sister sighed: "Actually, I don't agree with flash marriages either. They only knew each other for two months, so they don't understand at all. Hey..."
"If you let me sleep with him again, I will continue to do this kind of thing."
My sister stared blankly at me: "Why do you reject him so much?"
I kept my face sullen and didn't speak.
She sighed softly: "Mom said that I will sleep with you tonight, and Xiao Lu will sleep in a single bed——I am really convinced by you, why don't you give up until you achieve your goal?"
"Then go take a shower quickly."
My sister touched my face with a smile: "Wait for me tonight, bro—"
"Wash your whole body, and let me check your paws later."
My younger sister cried and said: "When I was young, my family was poor, and the two of us had to share a bed. That was the most beautiful memory in my life. Every night, I had to check your health one by one, and only ticked it in the notebook when you passed the test. Brother ...You said how your brain grows..."
"I'm good-looking."
My sister smiled and hugged my neck, "Brother—" I slowly pushed her away: "Go take a shower first."
She rolled her eyes and walked away.
I went back to the room and saw a text message from Xiao Zhou on the phone: "Mr. Zhuang, do you have time to call me?"
I quickly dialed back: "Xiao Zhou..."
His deep voice came from over there, as if he was still driving: "Mr. Zhuang, you sleep in the living room tonight, wait for me..."
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, the matter has been resolved."
"Ok?"
I recounted what happened tonight.
He seemed to be taken aback for a moment: "That is to say, you don't have to sleep in the same room as him these days?"
"Yes..." I was a little worried as I spoke, "Where are you? It's almost 10 o'clock, and you still drive at such a late hour."
"...No, drive home."
"Where have you been?"
Xiao Zhou was quiet for a while, and almost at the same time, I heard a violent firecracker explosion from the phone and the street outside the window, and it turned into silence again.I was slightly taken aback and asked, "Where are you?"
"on the way home."
"……Really?"
"Ah."
I smiled and said, "If your city wasn't 4 or 5 hours' drive away from me, I really thought you were nearby. There was also a firecracker on our street just now."
He also smiled and said, "It's a coincidence, I... how could I drive to your place on the first day of the new year?"
"Are you almost home?"
"Ah."
"rest early."
"Ah."
I chatted with Xiao Zhou for a long time, and before I knew it, my sister came to sleep, and finally hung up.
The younger sister blew her hair and said, "Their quarrel is finally over and they can sleep peacefully. Auntie just cried in his arms."
It's still far from peace of mind.
[1st floor: I am a piece of cold tofu] My god...so cruel, I hate the host a little bit
[2nd floor: I'll go] Is what the 1st floor thinks what I think?
[Floor 3: Three Thousand Worlds] Where is the abuse?Don't watch the movie and let it be abused after finishing it?
[Floor 4: Suifeng] I'm just glad that little chrysanthemum didn't suffer any disaster, and she saved it for that person
[Floor 6: No money] Don’t make wild guesses on the 1st and 2nd floors, not necessarily
[7th Floor: True Water Without Fragrance] No matter how much you beautify him, it can't change the fact that he has an intention. You can see that my aunt is bewitched, why can't you see that I am bewitched!Just be careful yourself, okay? !
This is my own business, I have to find a way to solve it.
After the meal, I sent a text message to Xiao Zhou: "Do you have porn resources? The more unsightly the better, send them to me quickly."
Xiao Zhou's phone call came right away. He seemed to be driving a car, and his voice was a bit vague: "Mr. Zhuang, what do you want those things for?"
"I'll tell you later, and send it to me if you have one."
"I do not have."
I frowned and said, "You are a normal man, why don't you even have that kind of thing?"
"...I really haven't."
"Uh... well, I'll ask Changmao for it."
"Mr. Zhuang... What do you want that kind of thing for?"
"It's not for your own use, you keep busy."
I hung up the phone.
I went back to the room where I slept at night and sent a text message to Changmao: "Share resources with me."
The message was sent back immediately: "Are you Mr. Zhuang?"
"Ah."
He sent me a shocked emoji: "Thought your phone was stolen..."
"Don't talk nonsense, send it to me quickly."
There was a long silence over there: "Mr. Zhuang, do you know what is in those resources? Is the resource you mentioned the same as the resource I understand? The people in my resources wear very little clothes. "
I shook my head: "Do you want to send it? If you don't, I will report you."
"I'll send it to you! You wait. What type do you want?"
I thought for a while: "Don't be too literary, let the heroine look good."
Not long after, the videos were sent to my email one after another. I opened a few and took a quick look, turned on the laptop and adjusted the volume to a suitable height, and waited for the fish to take the bait.
Not long after, the door at the back opened slightly, and a person walked in slowly, his steps were steady and not frivolous, he was the only young man besides me.I immediately clicked "Play", and the men and women on the screen moved quickly. Although the sound of gasping was not loud, it played back in the room at a low level, which was very provocative.
Xiao Lu's voice came from behind, very soft and deep: "What are you looking at?"
I turned around with a smile and invited, "Come, let's watch together."
He looked at me blankly, glanced at the screen and walked over: "Do you like watching these?"
"You don't like it?" I looked into his eyes.
He stared at the screen calmly: "I like it."
His eyes were as flat as watching a documentary, calm as water, without wind or waves, as far as his body's reaction was concerned, this film had no effect on him at all.
If he is a fellow like me, he must be enduring unspeakable torture now.
I smiled and said, "I have more than a dozen similar ones, let's watch them all night."
Hearing this, he turned his head and looked at me, his pupils were deep and dark, as if he was a bit unexpectedly depressed.
The coquettish panting of men and women formed a strange background music in our gaze.
"If you can watch it all night, I will accompany you." He finally spoke.
"What do you want to watch all night?" Suddenly the door was gently pushed open, and the auntie's suspicious voice came from behind, "Why is the sound so strange?"
He immediately half-closed his eyes.
"Why are you watching these things?" My aunt closed the door in disbelief, rushed forward to turn off the computer, and asked me annoyedly, "You let him read it?"
"What are the two men doing together without watching these, chatting? We have to watch it tonight. Don't tell your boyfriend not to watch these."
He pursed his lips and looked at me, but said nothing.
My aunt looked at him a little bit wronged, and after holding back for a long time, she said: "It's normal for a man to see these things, I know...you go ahead, I'm going out first."
She walked to the door step by step and turned her head, and closed the door.I silently looked at Xiao Lu, counting in my heart, "one, two, three, four..." When I counted to eight, there was a "bang", the door was pushed open again, and my aunt rushed forward. Come in, and annoyed me: "I'm so disappointed in you! It's fine to read these yourself, but show it to others!"
"So what's the matter? You don't usually let him see it, so why don't I show him?"
She was too angry to speak, and looked at Xiao Lu with a depressed face: "Come out, I'll talk to you a few words."
He looked back at me with cold eyes and went out.
The voice of the aunt outside the door was getting smaller and smaller, and she was a little bit crying with grievance: "Why do you want to watch those things? You have been refusing to follow me, follow me... I thought you were a bit cold by nature, did you not see it at all?" Come to me..."
His face was a bit ugly, he looked back at me again, and said in a low voice, "Let's talk on the balcony..."
As he spoke, he dragged his aunt away.
"We're both engaged, why are you..."
I calmly took my clothes and went to take a shower. When I came out of the bathroom half an hour later, they were still arguing on the balcony.My sister took an apple in her mouth, looked at it for a long time as if watching a battle, and then said to me: "My aunt said that you are not allowed to have sex with her boyfriend-you caused their quarrel?"
"There were a lot of problems between them."
This method also varies from person to person. My sister doesn't mind her boyfriend watching this kind of film at all.I have known my aunt for more than 20 years, and I understand her minefields and psychology too thoroughly, so I will definitely trouble him tonight.
My sister sighed: "Actually, I don't agree with flash marriages either. They only knew each other for two months, so they don't understand at all. Hey..."
"If you let me sleep with him again, I will continue to do this kind of thing."
My sister stared blankly at me: "Why do you reject him so much?"
I kept my face sullen and didn't speak.
She sighed softly: "Mom said that I will sleep with you tonight, and Xiao Lu will sleep in a single bed——I am really convinced by you, why don't you give up until you achieve your goal?"
"Then go take a shower quickly."
My sister touched my face with a smile: "Wait for me tonight, bro—"
"Wash your whole body, and let me check your paws later."
My younger sister cried and said: "When I was young, my family was poor, and the two of us had to share a bed. That was the most beautiful memory in my life. Every night, I had to check your health one by one, and only ticked it in the notebook when you passed the test. Brother ...You said how your brain grows..."
"I'm good-looking."
My sister smiled and hugged my neck, "Brother—" I slowly pushed her away: "Go take a shower first."
She rolled her eyes and walked away.
I went back to the room and saw a text message from Xiao Zhou on the phone: "Mr. Zhuang, do you have time to call me?"
I quickly dialed back: "Xiao Zhou..."
His deep voice came from over there, as if he was still driving: "Mr. Zhuang, you sleep in the living room tonight, wait for me..."
I smiled and said, "Don't worry, the matter has been resolved."
"Ok?"
I recounted what happened tonight.
He seemed to be taken aback for a moment: "That is to say, you don't have to sleep in the same room as him these days?"
"Yes..." I was a little worried as I spoke, "Where are you? It's almost 10 o'clock, and you still drive at such a late hour."
"...No, drive home."
"Where have you been?"
Xiao Zhou was quiet for a while, and almost at the same time, I heard a violent firecracker explosion from the phone and the street outside the window, and it turned into silence again.I was slightly taken aback and asked, "Where are you?"
"on the way home."
"……Really?"
"Ah."
I smiled and said, "If your city wasn't 4 or 5 hours' drive away from me, I really thought you were nearby. There was also a firecracker on our street just now."
He also smiled and said, "It's a coincidence, I... how could I drive to your place on the first day of the new year?"
"Are you almost home?"
"Ah."
"rest early."
"Ah."
I chatted with Xiao Zhou for a long time, and before I knew it, my sister came to sleep, and finally hung up.
The younger sister blew her hair and said, "Their quarrel is finally over and they can sleep peacefully. Auntie just cried in his arms."
It's still far from peace of mind.
[1st floor: I am a piece of cold tofu] My god...so cruel, I hate the host a little bit
[2nd floor: I'll go] Is what the 1st floor thinks what I think?
[Floor 3: Three Thousand Worlds] Where is the abuse?Don't watch the movie and let it be abused after finishing it?
[Floor 4: Suifeng] I'm just glad that little chrysanthemum didn't suffer any disaster, and she saved it for that person
[Floor 6: No money] Don’t make wild guesses on the 1st and 2nd floors, not necessarily
[7th Floor: True Water Without Fragrance] No matter how much you beautify him, it can't change the fact that he has an intention. You can see that my aunt is bewitched, why can't you see that I am bewitched!Just be careful yourself, okay? !
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