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[Original: Xiang Yin——Post time: 2016:2:20, February 24, 00] Changmao caused trouble during the New Year's "Hanfu Feast". In view of this, 00 people from the Technology Development Department will work together in the next ten years. Within a week, I came to the company every Saturday morning to receive up to two hours of training.

The subject of the training is "How to Correctly Treat the Opposite Sex in the Workplace".

All the people were half asleep and filed into the conference room with their drooping heads, and sat down one after another under the smile of Xiao Yang from the personnel department.The metal legs of the plastic chair were dragged by people, and the contact with the ground made a heavy and dissatisfied piercing friction sound, which was loud and full of emotion.

Xiao Yang smiled: "It's really hard for everyone to come to the company on Saturday. If you are unhappy or don't understand the reason for this training, you can directly ask Changmao."

All the people glared at him gloomyly, and Changmao complained disapprovingly: "It's wrong to pursue happiness in life..."

Bingshan said calmly: "You are not worthy of happiness."

Chang Mao wanted to refute, but Jiang Shao kicked his chair from behind, his eyes were cold and domineering, Chang Mao immediately closed his mouth short of breath.

I smiled wryly: "Let's start."

Xiao Yang said with a smile: "Today's two-hour topic is "Correct Understanding of Colleagues of the Opposite Sex", which will be hosted by Xiao Sun from our personnel department. As you can see, Xiao Sun is a woman, so it is perfect to host this topic. She volunteered for this training, and I hope everyone will cooperate."

Xiao Sun wore a ponytail, black-rimmed glasses, a white shirt on the upper body, and straight black trousers on the lower body. She was neat and tidy, very like a royal sister, and said with a smile: "Hello, everyone."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and there were a few sporadic applause from the crowd.

Xiao Sun said: "Please pick up the paper and pens on the table, and write down the first three words that come to your mind about the opposite sex in the company. You can't communicate, don't think too much, and write down the first three words that come to your mind. Write out the vocabulary."

One of them asked, "Will short sentences work?"

"can."

Everyone buried their heads in writing, and only the sound of writing was left in the conference room.Without thinking too much, I quickly wrote down three words: light makeup, long hair, unreasonable.Later, I looked at Xiaosun's face, crossed out the third word, and carefully wrote the word "gentle" again.

Xiao Sun smiled and said, "Has everyone finished writing? Let's ask a few people to read the words that have been written down. Changmao, you can start first."

"Uh..." Changmao said cautiously, "You won't be punished if you make a mistake, right?"

Xiao Sun smiled slightly: "Tell me about it."

"Short skirt, black stockings..."

"Stop!" I interrupted him with a livid face, turned to Young Master Jiang and said, "Let's talk about what you wrote first."

Young Master Jiang blushed: "The long hair is flowing, the look is moving, and it's a bit fierce."

"Xiao Sui?"

Xiao Sui coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "I want to use a few lines to describe my feelings. The first line: Hibiscus comes out of clear water, and it is natural to carve. Three sentences..."

"Where's the iceberg? Tell me."

"Irrational thinking, overuse of idioms, inability to communicate."

Xiao Sun couldn't even maintain a smile: "The words you say represent your views on the opposite sex in the working environment. After today's two-hour training, we will revisit whether everyone's views on the opposite sex are correct. Still the same."

She opened the file on her laptop: "Most of your views on colleagues of the opposite sex are superficial. Words such as charming looking, long flowing hair, and short skirts are just superficial and even insulting perceptions of women." .Did anyone write words like 'humorous' 'witty' 'empathetic' 'gutty'?"

All the people stared at him.

"Isn't it? That's because you have too little communication with them, and you can't have a comprehensive understanding of them, or you have a condescending attitude in your subconscious, so you treat them as objects, and your first impression is theirs. Appearance. We firmly oppose this kind of job discrimination, and offenders will be severely punished. Now let’s take a look at the distribution of women in our company and the achievements they have made..."

Bingshan retorted: "Thinking is illogical, abuses idioms, and cannot communicate. This kind of view is not superficial, nor does it treat them as objects. I think it is very objective."

Xiao Sun sneered: "Next week, we will talk about how to respect the opposite sex and not use offensive language."

I gently stroked my forehead, it seems that 2 hours may not be enough...

After training for half an hour, most of the people were miserable and drowsy. It happened that the high school classmate who helped me yesterday called. I said hello and went out to the corner at the end of the corridor.

I pressed the connect button: "Hey, hello, hello, I'm calling so soon."

The other end of the phone said: "I checked for you. The person who booked that room is a man. He will book a room every one or two weeks. It is the same room every time. It has been more than a year, but no Timed. Sometimes it’s the weekdays, sometimes it’s the weekend.”

I was restless.It's been so long since we dated...

"If that person comes to book a room again, can you let me know?"

He was a little bit embarrassed: "I know you want to catch the rape, but you want to catch two men. This kind of thing will have a very bad impact on the hotel and it will definitely cause an uproar. Once it is discovered that the tenant's information is leaked from within us, I will be embarrassed." Get rid of the relationship. I hope you can look at my face and don't make too much noise in the hotel. You are my old classmate, so I only told you so much, and I won't care if it's someone else. "

I thought for a while and said with a smile: "You see, I'm confused. How come I only care about myself and don't consider your position? Don't worry, it will definitely not cause trouble to you."

He smiled and said: "These days, helping others can bring out revenge, so I don't dare to meddle in other people's business these days. I know you are reasonable. When you solve your aunt's matter, let's find God Come out for a drink."

When the training ended at 11:[-] in the morning, several people collapsed on their backs on the chairs, their faces ashen ashes, only angry to go out.

Xiao Sun said with a smile: "We spent a total of two and a half hours on the two-hour training, which has never happened in any other department. Now everyone takes out a pen and paper and rewrites their views on colleagues of the opposite sex. .Remember, if you don’t have a correct understanding of colleagues of the opposite sex, let’s come back after lunch and continue training.”

I quickly wrote down three words: professionalism, strong team capability, and trustworthiness.

Xiao Sun smiled and said, "Long Mao, read the words you wrote down."

Jiang Shao kicked his chair again: "Be smart."

Changmao said honestly: "Brilliant, humorous, and beautiful."

Others immediately complained impatiently.

"It's wrong to be as beautiful as a fairy!"

"Did you miss the point? Pay attention to your ability to work, not your appearance, you idiot!"

"Nothing else, don't you know how to take the exam?"

"Will you let us eat?"

"Long Mao, if you cause trouble again, I will beat you!"

Changmao's eyes were red, and he immediately changed his words: "Brilliant, humorous, and creative."

Xiao Sun said: "It's not a bad thing to praise female colleagues for their beauty, but the relationship between male and female friends is not encouraged within the company, so the relationship should be maintained at the level of colleagues and friends, and try to see the advantages of colleagues at work. Shortcomings, be professional and respectful in your words and deeds when dealing with people. This training is over here, and the homework is—"

"Is there still homework?" Several people immediately woke up.

"I haven't done my homework for so many years!"

Xiao Sun smiled: "This is the company's regulations. If you are not satisfied, you can ask the boss—"

Changmao yelled aggrievedly: "It's all my fault! It's all my fault! Can't I write for you?"

Xiao Sun cleared his throat: "The homework is - everyone will reflect on themselves after returning home, whether they have ever made any inappropriate actions or words towards colleagues of the opposite sex, and come to share with others next Saturday."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief: "Just thinking about it, I thought it was really going to be written..."

Xiao Yang smiled again and said, "In today's training, Jiang Shao is the most cooperative among everyone, and I will reward you with five chocolates."

The others immediately sat up straight: "Is there any chocolate?"

"We work hard too..."

"We should have chocolate too."

"There can be no discrimination."

Xiao Sun smiled and took out a paper bag from his handbag, and quickly distributed the chocolates. These easy-to-control idiots rushed to grab the chocolates, and their emotions recovered, and the grievances accumulated all morning suddenly disappeared without a trace. without a trace.

Driving out of the company, I received a call from Mr. Ye, who asked in a serious voice: "My computer at home is broken, and there are some important files in it. I need them on Monday. Come and fix them for me."

I frowned: "Boss Ye, I'm a programmer, I don't know how to repair computers."

"I've helped you so much before, and I asked you to fix my computer. It's always difficult. Don't talk nonsense and come quickly!"

I don't know how to explain to him: "Mr. Ye, why don't I call you for repairs? The service attitude is good, and the technology is also good. He repairs our computer. I really only know superficially..."

With a cold "hum", he hung up the phone.

Not long after, he called again, with a bit of annoyance in his voice: "I checked for a few days and didn't find anyone you were particularly close to. Could it be that you fell in love with your roommate?"

I said with a guilty conscience, "...Mr. Ye, I was wrong about this matter."

"Is he straight or curvy? I heard he had a past with your shareholder's daughter."

I took a deep breath: "It seems to be straight, I'm not sure."

His tone suddenly became cold: "He is straight, you still want to be with him, why are you so unconscious?"

"Boss Ye, I didn't say I wanted to be with him."

"Let me tell you, you will regret it sooner or later! Even if you seldom get involved in this circle, you should have heard and seen a lot. There are not a few straight men who get married immediately after flirting."

I calmly said, "Thank you, President Ye, for your concern."

He seemed to be speechless by me: "Stubborn, hopeless, sooner or later you will regret it."

After finishing speaking, I hung up the phone violently, leaving a "beep-beep-beep" after another.

I was exhausted when I got back to the apartment. I locked the door and took off my shoes. I turned around, as if I had been poured cold water from the top of my head, and stared blankly at the huge creature squatting in the living room.

This half-human tall plush thing sticks out its long pink tongue, looking at me excitedly: "Woo-woof!"

The sound of rushing water came from the bathroom, presumably Xiao Zhou was taking a bath.

I was so stiff that I couldn't move a step, and I called out with a little panic: "Xiao Zhou... what's going on with this thing?"

The sound of water in the bathroom stopped suddenly, but the sound came out with reverberation and was indistinct: "Mr. Zhuang, what did you say?"

"Why is this thing in our house?!"

"That's my dog, don't hurt anyone, you—"

Before I finished speaking, that thing jumped towards me suddenly: "Woo—woof! Woo——"

I was stiff and turned around to run away, but I couldn't dodge in time, and was thrown to the ground by the thick mass of hair.I can't even yell at the moment, I just feel that there are furry things sweeping around my chest, face, and neck. Immediately afterwards, there is a wet and warm touch on my face, and a huge pink tongue strip The slobber moved in slow motion across my face.

Licked by a dog...slobber...dog's slobber...

"Ah..."

The nightmare from more than ten years ago reappeared. I felt the fear of being licked by a dog all over my face, my eyes were darkened, I was unconscious, and finally passed out out of control.