What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?
Chapter 33 Hehehehehe
At three o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Lian arrived at the blind date place on time. It was a hotel not far from his home. Although it was not too high-end, the environment was not bad.
Mother Liu was waiting for him at the door of the hotel. When she saw him from a distance, she waved at him.
After Liu Lian approached, Liu's mother looked Liu Lian up and down, with a satisfied expression: "As expected of my son, he looks handsome after tidying up, but why didn't you wear the suit I bought for you?"
Liu Lian said without changing his face, "I forgot."
In fact, he didn't wear that suit a few times at all, because he was used to being lazy and not used to wearing a suit at all.
"Forget it, anyway, you look handsome in such clothes," Liu's mother had already switched to the silly mother mode, looking at her son in any place, "My son looks handsome in anything."
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard several little girls around screaming——
"handsome!"
"So handsome!"
"Super handsome!"
Mother Liu curiously followed the eyes of the girls, and she saw a handsome guy in fashionable clothes standing in the distance. The handsome guy was wearing a long windbreaker and sunglasses, and his long legs were particularly eye-catching. Even if the man was wearing sunglasses, Mama Liu could clearly feel the powerful aura of a handsome guy, and she couldn't help but look at him curiously.
"That handsome guy is so handsome, isn't he a star?"
"But I haven't heard of it. Could it be that she just debuted?"
"It's really handsome, do you want to get an autograph?"
Those little girls had already started chatting with each other, their voices were very excited.
Liu Lian looked back, and sure enough, he saw Meng Tangxi who was following him far behind. When he turned his head, Meng Tangxi quickly put on his sunglasses and pretended to look around.
Liu Lian: "..."
Before he came, Meng Tangxi also wanted to come with a shameless face. The euphemistic name was that he was afraid that he would not be able to handle it alone. Although he refused in every possible way, Meng Tangxi finally followed with a cheeky face.
After all, Mother Liu was not as enthusiastic as the young girl. She took two glances at Meng Tangxi and dragged Liu Lian into the hotel.
Seeing Liu Lian go in, Meng Tangxi immediately wanted to follow, but the next moment he was stopped by a few girls who were on the way.
Liu Lian glanced back a moment before being pulled into the hotel by Liu Mama, and saw Meng Tangxi being surrounded by several young girls asking for his autograph, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
After Liu Lian and Liu's mother arrived at the agreed place, they met his today's blind date partner.
Mother Liu greeted each other, introduced them to each other, and then left, leaving Liu Lian and his blind date.
Liu Lian's blind date looks about 25 or [-] years old, and he should be about the same age as Liu Lian. Just like Liu Lian imagined before, he is a very ordinary person, and his appearance belongs to the kind of passerby who cannot be found in the crowd. The appearance, the clothes are also very ordinary, and even the name is also ordinary.
After Liu's mother left, Liu Lian looked at the blind date opposite who seemed rather uncomfortable, and took the lead to break the awkward atmosphere between the two: "Mr. Lu, hello."
Liu Lian's blind date was called Lu Renjia, who sounded like a stranger, he smiled awkwardly at Liu Lian: "Hello."
Then the two fell into silence again.
Just when Liu Lian was hesitating whether to open his mouth to find a topic, his peripheral vision glanced at Mengtang River not far away.
Meng Tangxi seemed to have finally got rid of the entanglement of those young girls, and sat down at a table not far from Liu Lian and his blind date. While lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone to cover himself, he took a peek at Liu Lian and the others. .
After discovering that Meng Tangxi was taking a peek, Liu Lian took the initiative to strike up a conversation with his blind date: "Mr. Lu, what do you usually like to do? What hobbies do you have?"
Because Liu's mother had already known about the other party's work and family in advance, there was no need for Liu Lian to ask any more, not to mention that he himself was not someone who would care about these things.
Lu Renjia took a sip of tea nervously before saying, "I usually like to read novels, such as some online novels..."
"Oh? For example?"
Liu Lian was just asking casually, but when he heard Lu Renjia said that he likes to read online novels, he suddenly became interested.
Lu Renjia was a little surprised: "Do you also read online novels? Few people around me can read online novels, and they all think it's too unrealistic."
"I usually read it occasionally," Liu Lian smiled. "Reading novels is just for fun. Doesn't it matter whether it's realistic or not?"
"That's right." Lu Renjia seemed to be invigorated, as if he had found a confidant with a common topic, "Reading novels is just to find a spiritual sustenance outside of reality. For example, I like to read martial arts novels. I'm not afraid of your jokes. I have had a martial arts dream since I was a child, but unfortunately I can’t realize it in reality, so I can only read novels to enjoy myself.”
"Oh? Do you like to read martial arts novels?" Liu Lian paused, "For example?"
"For example... I don't know if you have read a classic online martial arts novel "Treading the End of the World." Lu Renjia suddenly became more energetic. "After reading it, it really makes people feel happy."
Liu Lian took a sip of tea, then raised her eyebrows: "The timeless "Treading the End of the World"?"
"You actually read it?" Lu Renjia looked surprised, "Yes, yes, it was rewritten by Fleeting Thousand Years!"
Liu Lian: "..."
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At this time, Meng Tangxi on the other side——
While lowering his head and pretending to play with his mobile phone, he secretly glanced at Liu Lian's table from the edge of his sunglasses.
At the beginning, when Liu Lian and his blind date were relatively silent and awkward, Meng Tangxi was still a little anxious, and wanted to send Liu Lian a text message to let him find something common.
But when he saw Liu Lian talking happily with his blind date later, for some reason, Meng Tangxi began to have an inexplicable feeling in his heart.
Especially when Meng Tangxi saw the smile on Liu Lian's face, he always felt uncomfortable.
Meng Tangxi frowned, lost in thought——
Strange, what is he upset about?
And here, Liu Lian has already been amazed by Lu Renjia's excited face for several short-lived novels. Although this is not the first time that he has encountered his own fanaticism and brain damage in reality, Liu Lian still can't help it. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and when Lu Renjia finished speaking and drank tea, he said silently: "...Actually, I have read all of these."
"Have you seen it all?" Lu Renjia was even more surprised, "So you are also a long-lost idiot?"
"It's okay," Liu Lian boasted without blushing, "After all, his novels are pretty good."
So throughout the whole blind date process, the two of them talked about fleeting years. Of course, most of the time it was Lu Renjia who was exaggerating, while Liu Lian smiled and nodded modestly.
The two chatted excitedly, ordered a meal when it was almost dinner time, and continued to chat while eating.
After eating, Liu Lian looked at the time, and there was still an hour before he and Meng Tangxi exchanged bodies yesterday, so he said with a little regret: "I have something to do tonight, let's talk together next time."
Lu Renjia immediately looked regretful, but he could only say regretfully: "Then let's continue talking next time."
After the two paid their bills, they exchanged mobile phone numbers, and then Lu Renjia left.
Liu Lian silently saved Lu Renjia's cell phone number, then stood up and walked to Meng Tangxi's table.
Meng Tangxi also ordered a meal just now, but he didn't eat two bites. When he saw Liu Lian coming, he dropped the chopsticks in his hand and stood up.
"Why don't you eat? Let's leave after eating." Liu Lian glanced at the uneaten fried rice, feeling a little distressed.
"Don't eat," Meng Tangxi pulled her face, seeming a little unhappy, "I'm full."
"There are still so many, it's too wasteful." Liu Lian has always been frugal, so naturally he can't understand Meng Tangxi's wasteful behavior, "If you can't eat it, pack it back and have it for supper."
"No need," Meng Tangxi asked the waiter to pay the bill with a stern face, "What kind of bag should I pack? It's too bad."
The waiter who went up to check out happened to hear Meng Tangxi's words, and couldn't help but turn dark.
Liu Lian: "..."
Isn't this guy really here to mess things up?
After the two of them left the hotel, Meng Tangxi remained uncharacteristically silent along the way.
Liu Lian didn't speak, and the two of them were silent all the way until Meng Tangxi finally spoke when they were almost downstairs in their house.
He turned his head to look at the tree by the roadside, and asked casually, "What do you think of your blind date today?"
Liu Lian thought for a while: "It's not bad, she's quite tall."
Meng Tangxi snorted: "Not as tall as me."
Liu Lian continued: "He looks quite stable."
Meng Tangxi showed disdain: "It's obviously very ordinary."
Liu Lian went on to say, "We have a common topic with me."
Meng Tangxi snorted, "It's just chatter."
Liu Lian finally concluded his speech by saying: "It seems that the conditions are similar to mine."
Meng Tangxi was immediately dissatisfied: "He is far worse than you, let alone his appearance. Is there anything he can do well? Can he sing?"
Liu Lian smiled lightly: "I don't know about this, I haven't asked yet, I'll ask next time."
Meng Tangxi paused: "...next time?"
"Well," Liu Lian nodded, "I have a lot of common topics with him, so we exchanged mobile numbers and made an appointment to continue chatting next time... Aren't you urging me to take the initiative?"
Meng Tangxi swallowed "Is there?!!!" silently, and after a while, he continued to ask casually: "It seems that you have a good impression of him?"
Liu Lian nodded: "Not bad."
Meng Tangxi: "..."
He turned his head to look at Liu Lian's expression, making sure that Liu Lian was not joking, and then he suddenly felt a little at a loss.
He was obviously the one who had been actively helping Liu Lian prepare for the blind date before, but now that he found out that Liu Lian's blind date was going well, he was suddenly at a loss...Why was he so active in the first place?
In order to prove that he is really just an ordinary friend and neighbor to Liu Lian?
Meng Tangxi didn't understand what he was feeling at this moment, but he suddenly remembered a sentence——
"Lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot."
Although he didn't know why he suddenly remembered this sentence.
"It seems that it's almost time," Liu Lian looked down at the phone, "Hurry up and go back."
"What time?" Meng Tangxi was confused.
"It's time to switch bodies." Liu Lian looked up at Meng Tangxi, "Let's go home quickly."
Although Meng Tangxi didn't know how Liu Lian figured out the time when the two exchanged bodies, when he heard Liu Lian say "Let's go home soon", his mood suddenly became ecstatic.
"……it is good."
Seeing that Meng Tangxi, who had always been sullen, suddenly smiled brightly, Liu Lian couldn't help being puzzled.
"Come home, I'm hungry."
Meng Tangxi smiled brightly, he paused for a moment, then reached out hesitantly to grab Liu Lian's hand.
"Didn't you just eat enough?"
Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, then looked down at Meng Tangxi's restless paws.
"That fried rice is too bad, it's not as good as your cooking," Meng Tangxi snorted, and then said seriously, "Don't get me wrong, this is just holding hands between friends."
Liu Lian: "...have you ever seen two big men walking down the street holding hands?"
"They dare not hold hands because they have ghosts in their hearts! We are aboveboard, upright, and not afraid of other people's eyes." Meng Tangxi grabbed Liu Lian's hand with a bright smile, "We are friends! Very good friends!"
Meng Tangxi suddenly understood.
right!He must have been so upset just now because he was afraid that Liu Lian, his friend, would be snatched away by others, that's why he was so upset!
It must be so!
After thinking about this point, he suddenly became enlightened, and his mood was very bright.
Liu Lian: "..."
He tried to pull his hand out, but he couldn't get away from Meng Tangxi's claws.
Fortunately, they have already arrived downstairs, so they won't be surrounded by so many people.
"Your hands are so cold." Meng Tangxi held Liu Lian's hand, and suddenly found that Liu Lian's hand was a little cold, "Are you cold?"
"It's not cold, it's natural."
After Liu Lian finished speaking not too concerned, she saw Meng Tangxi stretch out two hands to wrap his hands, rubbed them, and lowered her head to take a breath of heat, immediately: "..."
After Meng Tangxi finished heating up, she raised her head and smiled slightly at Liu Lian: "Isn't it cold?"
Liu Lian lowered her eyes, and after a while, she hummed lightly.
Mother Liu was waiting for him at the door of the hotel. When she saw him from a distance, she waved at him.
After Liu Lian approached, Liu's mother looked Liu Lian up and down, with a satisfied expression: "As expected of my son, he looks handsome after tidying up, but why didn't you wear the suit I bought for you?"
Liu Lian said without changing his face, "I forgot."
In fact, he didn't wear that suit a few times at all, because he was used to being lazy and not used to wearing a suit at all.
"Forget it, anyway, you look handsome in such clothes," Liu's mother had already switched to the silly mother mode, looking at her son in any place, "My son looks handsome in anything."
As soon as she finished speaking, she heard several little girls around screaming——
"handsome!"
"So handsome!"
"Super handsome!"
Mother Liu curiously followed the eyes of the girls, and she saw a handsome guy in fashionable clothes standing in the distance. The handsome guy was wearing a long windbreaker and sunglasses, and his long legs were particularly eye-catching. Even if the man was wearing sunglasses, Mama Liu could clearly feel the powerful aura of a handsome guy, and she couldn't help but look at him curiously.
"That handsome guy is so handsome, isn't he a star?"
"But I haven't heard of it. Could it be that she just debuted?"
"It's really handsome, do you want to get an autograph?"
Those little girls had already started chatting with each other, their voices were very excited.
Liu Lian looked back, and sure enough, he saw Meng Tangxi who was following him far behind. When he turned his head, Meng Tangxi quickly put on his sunglasses and pretended to look around.
Liu Lian: "..."
Before he came, Meng Tangxi also wanted to come with a shameless face. The euphemistic name was that he was afraid that he would not be able to handle it alone. Although he refused in every possible way, Meng Tangxi finally followed with a cheeky face.
After all, Mother Liu was not as enthusiastic as the young girl. She took two glances at Meng Tangxi and dragged Liu Lian into the hotel.
Seeing Liu Lian go in, Meng Tangxi immediately wanted to follow, but the next moment he was stopped by a few girls who were on the way.
Liu Lian glanced back a moment before being pulled into the hotel by Liu Mama, and saw Meng Tangxi being surrounded by several young girls asking for his autograph, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
After Liu Lian and Liu's mother arrived at the agreed place, they met his today's blind date partner.
Mother Liu greeted each other, introduced them to each other, and then left, leaving Liu Lian and his blind date.
Liu Lian's blind date looks about 25 or [-] years old, and he should be about the same age as Liu Lian. Just like Liu Lian imagined before, he is a very ordinary person, and his appearance belongs to the kind of passerby who cannot be found in the crowd. The appearance, the clothes are also very ordinary, and even the name is also ordinary.
After Liu's mother left, Liu Lian looked at the blind date opposite who seemed rather uncomfortable, and took the lead to break the awkward atmosphere between the two: "Mr. Lu, hello."
Liu Lian's blind date was called Lu Renjia, who sounded like a stranger, he smiled awkwardly at Liu Lian: "Hello."
Then the two fell into silence again.
Just when Liu Lian was hesitating whether to open his mouth to find a topic, his peripheral vision glanced at Mengtang River not far away.
Meng Tangxi seemed to have finally got rid of the entanglement of those young girls, and sat down at a table not far from Liu Lian and his blind date. While lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone to cover himself, he took a peek at Liu Lian and the others. .
After discovering that Meng Tangxi was taking a peek, Liu Lian took the initiative to strike up a conversation with his blind date: "Mr. Lu, what do you usually like to do? What hobbies do you have?"
Because Liu's mother had already known about the other party's work and family in advance, there was no need for Liu Lian to ask any more, not to mention that he himself was not someone who would care about these things.
Lu Renjia took a sip of tea nervously before saying, "I usually like to read novels, such as some online novels..."
"Oh? For example?"
Liu Lian was just asking casually, but when he heard Lu Renjia said that he likes to read online novels, he suddenly became interested.
Lu Renjia was a little surprised: "Do you also read online novels? Few people around me can read online novels, and they all think it's too unrealistic."
"I usually read it occasionally," Liu Lian smiled. "Reading novels is just for fun. Doesn't it matter whether it's realistic or not?"
"That's right." Lu Renjia seemed to be invigorated, as if he had found a confidant with a common topic, "Reading novels is just to find a spiritual sustenance outside of reality. For example, I like to read martial arts novels. I'm not afraid of your jokes. I have had a martial arts dream since I was a child, but unfortunately I can’t realize it in reality, so I can only read novels to enjoy myself.”
"Oh? Do you like to read martial arts novels?" Liu Lian paused, "For example?"
"For example... I don't know if you have read a classic online martial arts novel "Treading the End of the World." Lu Renjia suddenly became more energetic. "After reading it, it really makes people feel happy."
Liu Lian took a sip of tea, then raised her eyebrows: "The timeless "Treading the End of the World"?"
"You actually read it?" Lu Renjia looked surprised, "Yes, yes, it was rewritten by Fleeting Thousand Years!"
Liu Lian: "..."
#相亲见读reader how to break the online waiting urgent#
At this time, Meng Tangxi on the other side——
While lowering his head and pretending to play with his mobile phone, he secretly glanced at Liu Lian's table from the edge of his sunglasses.
At the beginning, when Liu Lian and his blind date were relatively silent and awkward, Meng Tangxi was still a little anxious, and wanted to send Liu Lian a text message to let him find something common.
But when he saw Liu Lian talking happily with his blind date later, for some reason, Meng Tangxi began to have an inexplicable feeling in his heart.
Especially when Meng Tangxi saw the smile on Liu Lian's face, he always felt uncomfortable.
Meng Tangxi frowned, lost in thought——
Strange, what is he upset about?
And here, Liu Lian has already been amazed by Lu Renjia's excited face for several short-lived novels. Although this is not the first time that he has encountered his own fanaticism and brain damage in reality, Liu Lian still can't help it. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and when Lu Renjia finished speaking and drank tea, he said silently: "...Actually, I have read all of these."
"Have you seen it all?" Lu Renjia was even more surprised, "So you are also a long-lost idiot?"
"It's okay," Liu Lian boasted without blushing, "After all, his novels are pretty good."
So throughout the whole blind date process, the two of them talked about fleeting years. Of course, most of the time it was Lu Renjia who was exaggerating, while Liu Lian smiled and nodded modestly.
The two chatted excitedly, ordered a meal when it was almost dinner time, and continued to chat while eating.
After eating, Liu Lian looked at the time, and there was still an hour before he and Meng Tangxi exchanged bodies yesterday, so he said with a little regret: "I have something to do tonight, let's talk together next time."
Lu Renjia immediately looked regretful, but he could only say regretfully: "Then let's continue talking next time."
After the two paid their bills, they exchanged mobile phone numbers, and then Lu Renjia left.
Liu Lian silently saved Lu Renjia's cell phone number, then stood up and walked to Meng Tangxi's table.
Meng Tangxi also ordered a meal just now, but he didn't eat two bites. When he saw Liu Lian coming, he dropped the chopsticks in his hand and stood up.
"Why don't you eat? Let's leave after eating." Liu Lian glanced at the uneaten fried rice, feeling a little distressed.
"Don't eat," Meng Tangxi pulled her face, seeming a little unhappy, "I'm full."
"There are still so many, it's too wasteful." Liu Lian has always been frugal, so naturally he can't understand Meng Tangxi's wasteful behavior, "If you can't eat it, pack it back and have it for supper."
"No need," Meng Tangxi asked the waiter to pay the bill with a stern face, "What kind of bag should I pack? It's too bad."
The waiter who went up to check out happened to hear Meng Tangxi's words, and couldn't help but turn dark.
Liu Lian: "..."
Isn't this guy really here to mess things up?
After the two of them left the hotel, Meng Tangxi remained uncharacteristically silent along the way.
Liu Lian didn't speak, and the two of them were silent all the way until Meng Tangxi finally spoke when they were almost downstairs in their house.
He turned his head to look at the tree by the roadside, and asked casually, "What do you think of your blind date today?"
Liu Lian thought for a while: "It's not bad, she's quite tall."
Meng Tangxi snorted: "Not as tall as me."
Liu Lian continued: "He looks quite stable."
Meng Tangxi showed disdain: "It's obviously very ordinary."
Liu Lian went on to say, "We have a common topic with me."
Meng Tangxi snorted, "It's just chatter."
Liu Lian finally concluded his speech by saying: "It seems that the conditions are similar to mine."
Meng Tangxi was immediately dissatisfied: "He is far worse than you, let alone his appearance. Is there anything he can do well? Can he sing?"
Liu Lian smiled lightly: "I don't know about this, I haven't asked yet, I'll ask next time."
Meng Tangxi paused: "...next time?"
"Well," Liu Lian nodded, "I have a lot of common topics with him, so we exchanged mobile numbers and made an appointment to continue chatting next time... Aren't you urging me to take the initiative?"
Meng Tangxi swallowed "Is there?!!!" silently, and after a while, he continued to ask casually: "It seems that you have a good impression of him?"
Liu Lian nodded: "Not bad."
Meng Tangxi: "..."
He turned his head to look at Liu Lian's expression, making sure that Liu Lian was not joking, and then he suddenly felt a little at a loss.
He was obviously the one who had been actively helping Liu Lian prepare for the blind date before, but now that he found out that Liu Lian's blind date was going well, he was suddenly at a loss...Why was he so active in the first place?
In order to prove that he is really just an ordinary friend and neighbor to Liu Lian?
Meng Tangxi didn't understand what he was feeling at this moment, but he suddenly remembered a sentence——
"Lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot."
Although he didn't know why he suddenly remembered this sentence.
"It seems that it's almost time," Liu Lian looked down at the phone, "Hurry up and go back."
"What time?" Meng Tangxi was confused.
"It's time to switch bodies." Liu Lian looked up at Meng Tangxi, "Let's go home quickly."
Although Meng Tangxi didn't know how Liu Lian figured out the time when the two exchanged bodies, when he heard Liu Lian say "Let's go home soon", his mood suddenly became ecstatic.
"……it is good."
Seeing that Meng Tangxi, who had always been sullen, suddenly smiled brightly, Liu Lian couldn't help being puzzled.
"Come home, I'm hungry."
Meng Tangxi smiled brightly, he paused for a moment, then reached out hesitantly to grab Liu Lian's hand.
"Didn't you just eat enough?"
Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, then looked down at Meng Tangxi's restless paws.
"That fried rice is too bad, it's not as good as your cooking," Meng Tangxi snorted, and then said seriously, "Don't get me wrong, this is just holding hands between friends."
Liu Lian: "...have you ever seen two big men walking down the street holding hands?"
"They dare not hold hands because they have ghosts in their hearts! We are aboveboard, upright, and not afraid of other people's eyes." Meng Tangxi grabbed Liu Lian's hand with a bright smile, "We are friends! Very good friends!"
Meng Tangxi suddenly understood.
right!He must have been so upset just now because he was afraid that Liu Lian, his friend, would be snatched away by others, that's why he was so upset!
It must be so!
After thinking about this point, he suddenly became enlightened, and his mood was very bright.
Liu Lian: "..."
He tried to pull his hand out, but he couldn't get away from Meng Tangxi's claws.
Fortunately, they have already arrived downstairs, so they won't be surrounded by so many people.
"Your hands are so cold." Meng Tangxi held Liu Lian's hand, and suddenly found that Liu Lian's hand was a little cold, "Are you cold?"
"It's not cold, it's natural."
After Liu Lian finished speaking not too concerned, she saw Meng Tangxi stretch out two hands to wrap his hands, rubbed them, and lowered her head to take a breath of heat, immediately: "..."
After Meng Tangxi finished heating up, she raised her head and smiled slightly at Liu Lian: "Isn't it cold?"
Liu Lian lowered her eyes, and after a while, she hummed lightly.
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