What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Meng Tangxi: "..."

Liu Lian's brain gradually came to his senses. He finally noticed the abnormality on his back. When he stretched out his hand to touch it, he felt a warm nosebleed: "..."

Meng Tangxi quickly explained: "Listen to me, it must be the fault of that cup of durian juice. I already said that the durian is very angry. You see, I am so angry that I have a nosebleed..."

As he said eagerly, the nosebleeds on his face gleefully flowed, and soon, his pajamas, pajamas, and bed sheets were stained with nosebleeds.

If this wasn't Meng Tangxi's bed but Liu Lian's, Liu Lian would have kicked Meng Tangxi out of the bed a long time ago, but since it was Meng Tangxi's own bed, he just couldn't bear to look directly at him Go, take the tissue box from the bedside table and throw it to Meng Tangxi.

Meng Tangxi reached out to catch it, quickly pulled out a dozen paper towels, and frantically stuffed his nostrils while lowering his head to wipe the bed, but as soon as he lowered his head, the nosebleeds started to flow more joyously, Liu Lian couldn't bear to see it, let Meng Tangxi Tangxi raised his head and blocked his nostrils with two tissue balls.

Then Liu Lian took out a few paper towels to help Meng Tangxi wipe the blood on the bed, but blood stains are not so easy to wipe off, and after being wiped with paper towels, he became dizzy even more, so he could only stop and sigh. He breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that I can only take it to wash, and the quilt should be removed."

Meng Tangxi blocked her nostrils and raised her head, and asked, "But I only have a set of sheets and sheets, what should I do tonight?"

Liu Lian said lightly: "I have extra, I can lend it to you."

Meng Tangxi murmured, "Okay, okay."

He looks so stupid now, with wet nosebleeds on his face and tissue balls stuffed in his nostrils... If it wasn't for his handsome face, this appearance would be too wretched to look at.

Liu Lian took off Meng Tangxi's quilt, and said to Meng Tangxi, "Take off your pajamas, too."

Meng Tangxi subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his chest: "You, what are you doing?"

Liu Lian: "...the blood stains can't be cleaned with a washing machine, so they can only be washed by hand. Aren't you going out today? Let me wash it for you."

Meng Tangxi paused for a moment, and then he was moved: "You are so kind to me."

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Do you want to make a promise with your body?"

Meng Tangxi thought Liu Lian was joking, so she also smiled: "If you are a girl, I don't mind giving you a kiss...Of course, if I am a girl, I don't mind giving you a kiss either."

Liu Lian shook her head with a smile: "If you were a girl, I wouldn't need your body."

Only then did Meng Tangxi remember that Liu Lian liked men, and choked up.

Meng Tangxi's nosebleed stopped quickly. He checked the time and hurriedly washed and dressed.

When he appeared in front of Liu Lian again, he was a fashionable man again.

Liu Lian looked at Meng Tangxi whose aura had completely changed in front of him, and couldn't connect the current Meng Tangxi with that stupid cub with tissue balls in its nostrils just now.

Meng Tangxi buttoned the horn button on the coat with one hand, and showed a handsome smile to Liu Lian: "How about it, are you handsome by me?"

Although he didn't want to admit it, when Meng Tangxi smiled, Liu Lian did feel dizzy for a moment.

Although Meng Tangxi sometimes catches chickens with IQ, but when he looks like a human being, he is really handsome. No wonder Meng Tangxi has exposed his essential attributes of a bastard countless times on Weibo. There are so many Mifensi clamoring and howling to give birth to their male god as always.

At this moment, Liu Lian understood Meng Tangxi's stupid thoughts very well.

Meng Tangxi took a selfie in the mirror, and couldn't help but sigh again: "It's so handsome, I can obviously rely on my face, why should I rely on my talent?"

Liu Lian: "..."

Wait, isn't Meng Tangxi now relying on his face for food?

Meng Tangxi was intoxicated for a while, then he looked at the time and couldn't help but change his face: "...the time is running out, I have to go out."

He looked at Liu Lian and paused: "Then you..."

Liu Lian smiled: "I'll wash the sheets for you and go back."

Meng Tangxi nodded: "Then I'll go first."

Liu Lian sent Meng Tangxi to the door, and when Meng Tangxi pressed the elevator, he couldn't help reminding him: "Be careful on the road, and remember to come back early at night." In case Meng Tangxi came back late, they would switch bodies on the way It would be bad.

Meng Tangxi smiled slightly at Liu Lian: "Don't worry, I will be back soon."

The elevator came soon, he entered the elevator and waved to Liu Lian.

In the elevator, Meng Tangxi couldn't help smiling as he thought about the conversation he had just had with Liu Lian.

But after thinking about it, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.

...Wait, why did the conversation between him and Liu Lian just now resemble the scene where the wife sent her husband to work in the morning on the first day after marriage?

As soon as this idea popped up, Meng Tangxi felt bad all over.

He shook his head hastily, driving that ridiculous thought out of his mind.

After Liu Lian sent Meng Tangxi away, he turned around and went back to help Meng Tangxi wash the quilt and bed sheets. After washing these two large items, he hesitated and decided to help people to the end, sending Buddha to the west, and helping Meng Tangxi by the way. Wash the pajamas and pajamas too.

Judging by Meng Tangxi's appearance, he probably doesn't usually wash clothes by hand. At most, he can just throw his pajamas and pajamas into the washing machine, but blood stains are very difficult to clean in a washing machine.

Liu Lian shook her head, turned around and went into the bathroom, looking for the pajamas Meng Tangxi changed into.

Soon, he found the pajamas and pants that Meng Tangxi had changed on a clothes hook, and then he found a basin to wash these two things by hand.He was washing, but suddenly found a pair of underwear falling out of his pajama pants.

It seems that when Meng Tangxi took off his pants, he even took off his pajama pants and underwear. Liu Lian couldn't help but blush when he thought of that scene, but soon he became black again...Could it be that Meng Tangxi went out and still Need a new pair of underwear?

How flamboyant is this product!

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and then he couldn't help looking at the pair of underwear. The pair of underwear was just like Meng Tangxi's coquettish taste. It was black, and the size didn't look small. Wear a big circle.

Liu Lian thought blankly, Meng Tangxi was taller than him, this is normal, um, this is normal.

Now that it was wet, Liu Lian also helped Meng Tangxi wash his underwear. After washing everything, he carried the bucket to the balcony to dry the clothes.

Liu Lian had just finished drying a pair of pajamas and a pair of underwear when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring.

At first he thought it was Meng Tangxi who came back, but soon he realized that it's not like Meng Tangxi didn't have a key, so how could he ring the doorbell?

Could it be Meng Tangxi's friend?But why didn't Meng Tangxi's friends know that Meng Tangxi was going out today?

He hesitated for a moment, but turned around and opened the door.

As soon as Liu Lian opened the door, everyone inside and outside the door was stunned.

Standing outside the door were two young girls, very young, probably in their early twenties, the one on the left was slightly taller, about 1.7 meters tall, with fair skin and good temperament, while the one on the right was slightly shorter, with pure and lovely eyes Big, when the two girls saw that the person who opened the door was Liu Lian, they were all taken aback.

After a while, the shorter girl stuck out her tongue: "I'm sorry, I went wrong."

The taller girl looked back at the house number, frowned, then turned to Liu Lian and asked, "Excuse me, does Meng Tangxi live here?"

When the two girls looked at Liu Lian curiously, Liu Lian looked them over calmly, and soon he found that the taller girl seemed a little familiar.

Liu Lian nodded: "Yes, Meng Tangxi lives here, are you here to look for him?"

The shorter girl spoke first: "Yes, we are here to find him."

She paused, and asked Liu Lian hesitantly, "Who are you?"

The taller girl smiled at Liu Lian: "My name is Meng Wanfeng, are you my brother's friend?"

Liu Lian carefully looked at the girl again, and sure enough, she found that the girl's eyebrows were somewhat similar to Meng Tangxi's. He remembered that Meng Tangxi had mentioned that he had a younger sister named Meng Wanfeng, and he immediately understood.

He nodded and smiled at the two girls: "My name is Liu Lian, and I'm Meng Tangxi's neighbor, but he's gone out now and will come back in the afternoon, do you want to come in and wait for him?"

"He went out?" The shorter girl looked disappointed, "We still want to give him a surprise."

Although Meng Wanfeng was also a little disappointed, she still shook her head: "Let's forget about it today. Let's come to him tomorrow. It's also my fault that we didn't say hello to him when we came here."

"Leave now? Let's wait a little longer." The shorter girl seemed a little hesitant.

"I don't know how long we have to wait, let's forget about it today," Meng Wanfeng glanced at Liu Lian again, her gaze swept across the room behind Liu Lian, and then fell on the balcony to dry halfway. She paused, then smiled at Liu Lian, "Can you please tell my brother that Yiyi and I will come to him tomorrow."

Liu Lian guessed that Yiyi was another girl's name, so he nodded: "Yes."

The girl named Yiyi didn't seem to want to leave, but she still couldn't hold back Meng Wanfeng, and was dragged away in the end.

Before leaving, Meng Wanfeng smiled at Liu Lian again, and Liu Lian smiled at her too.

Meng Wanfeng paused, then dragged Yiyi away.

After closing the door, Liu Lian couldn't help touching his face. He always felt that Meng Tangxi's sister looked at him with deep meaning. Could it be that the words "I'm gay" were written on his face?

Or……

He turned around and looked at Meng Tangxi's pajamas and dripping underwear fluttering in the wind on the balcony, and touched his chin...or did she see something?

Liu Lian couldn't help but smile, but he and Meng Tangxi still have nothing, so what can be seen?

He shook his head, and went back to the balcony to dry the rest of his pajama pants.

After helping Meng Tangxi dry her pajamas and pants, Liu Lian returned to her home.

After typing words all morning, he opened Weibo and swiped, and then swiped out Meng Tangxi's selfie.

In the first photo, Meng Tangxi was wearing a green dress, with a cold expression on his face, holding Xiao in one hand and... a mobile phone in the other.

Liu Lian: "..."

But when he clicked on the second photo speechlessly, he was stunned.

In the second photo, Meng Tangxi is still wearing Tsing Yi. He is standing alone in the camera. His picturesque eyebrows and eyes are very cold, and his eyes are deep, as if there are thousands of rivers and mountains in his eyes. A world of insignificance... Such eyes are not what people of Meng Tangxi's age should have, but only those of Fu Tianya who has been wandering in the rivers and lakes for many years, but has always stood alone and walked alone.

Liu Lian lightly touched Meng Tangxi's face on the screen of the phone with her fingertips, and suddenly recognized Meng Tangxi's previous statement that he could rely on his face for a living, but he relied on his talent for a living.

The Meng Tangxi at this moment was simply Fu Tianya in his imagination.

At this moment, Liu Lian seems to have seen the prodigal son come out of the rivers and lakes he described and come to him.

It was almost like a dream.