What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian: "..."

After Meng Tangxi blurted out, he was also stunned for a moment, and when he realized what he just said, he felt bad all of a sudden, and quickly stammered an explanation: "No, no! I didn't drink water just now. Be careful to knock over the cup...just wet your crotch...and your bed..."

After finishing speaking, Meng Tangxi himself felt that this excuse seemed a bit forced.

He struggled hard, then turned his head away with a blushing face.

After a moment of suspicious silence, Liu Lian silently glanced at Meng Tangxi with an expression of "you don't need to explain".

Meng Tangxi's face flushed red: "Listen to me..."

"There's no need to explain, I understand," Liu Lian smiled faintly, and he reached out and patted Meng Tangxi's shoulder, "...I understand, everyone is a man."

Meng Tangxi's face turned red: "No...it's not like this!"

Liu Lian glanced at him with a smile, turned around and entered the room, and closed the door behind her back.

Meng Tangxi stared blankly at the door, then stretched out his hand to touch his shoulder that Liu Lian had just patted, and then blushed silently... Thinking of the dream yesterday, he felt the blood all over his body All boiling.

Meng Tangxi was at a loss, he had no idea why he had such a dream.

Although it is not that he has never had sex dreams before, most of the objects in his previous dreams were vague in appearance. This is the first time he has seen the appearance of the object of the sex dream clearly, and that person is actually Liu Lian...

It turned out to be Liu Lian!

It doesn't matter if the object of his sex dream is a man, but it is Liu Lian!

Meng Tangxi scratched her head vigorously, feeling that she was too beastly!

How could he have such fantasies about his friends!He is such a beast!

No matter how horny he is...he can't have that kind of fantasy about his friends!

Liu Lian had always regarded him as a friend, but he had such terrible illusions about Liu Lian!

After returning to his home, Meng Tangxi sat on the sofa and rubbed his hair vigorously. He felt that he was such an idiot for having sexual fantasies about his friends... He didn't dare to recall the content of that dream last night at all. , because once he thinks about it, he will feel hot all over, and there will be a strange but familiar impulse in his body.

This is not right!

This is not right.

this is not right...

Liu Lian went back to his room to take a look, and then he found the puddle of water on the bed, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

... Such a big puddle of water, could it be that Meng Tangxi used buckets to drink water?

He shook his head helplessly, pulled out the bed sheet, and carried it to the balcony to dry.

The weather was fine that day, and the sun was quite strong. After drying the quilt, Liu Lian turned and went back to the room to turn on the computer.

After he obediently coded the words all morning, he started the game. As soon as he played the game, he was immediately bombarded by someone in private chat——

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Ah, ah, are you there? ! !

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I have something important to ask for advice! ! !

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Emergency rescue! ! !help! ! !

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] What's the matter?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Ah, ah, you are finally here!If you don't come again, you will die!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] That's it!I actually had a dream last night!The object of the spring dream is actually my friend!The point is that my friend is a man!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Did you dream that you were fucked?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] How is it possible!I fucked him!

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I'm going to die, I'm going to die, am I bent?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] Am I too jerk?He treats me as a friend, but I want to fuck him!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Oh

[Private Chat] [Gypsophila] Oh, what do you mean?Your reaction is too bland!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Do you want to know if you're crooked?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] I'm almost torn to death! ! !

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Now imagine sleeping with a man, how do you feel about a man other than your friend?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila] It seems disgusting... I don't want it!

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Then what if it's sex with your friend?

[Private chat] [Gypsophila]...

[Private chat] [Gypsophila]... I don't know

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] So you already know the answer, you are just escaping. As soon as Liu Lian finished speaking, Mangypsophila went offline.

He held his chin and smiled, and continued to direct the durian Melaleuca in the game to fight monsters without paying attention.

After playing monsters for a while, he suddenly felt a little bored, so he planned to practice life skills.

His account originally learned two life skills, one for collecting herbs and the other for refining medicine, but the former owner obviously didn't pay much attention to life skills, so both life skills are level 1.

Liu Lian checked the game strategy on the official website, and found that to practice herbal gathering skills, you must first practice from level 1, collect certain first-level medicinal materials, and then go to collect second-level medicinal materials after the experience is full, and then third-level medicinal materials... And these The medicinal materials are basically distributed according to the level of the leveling place, and the first-level medicinal materials are basically distributed near Xinshou Village.

Because his account was bought at full level, he had never been to many maps in the game. He rubbed his chin and thought it would be a good idea to practice life skills while admiring the scenery in the game.

So Liu Lian no longer hesitated, and directly teleported back to Xinshou Village.

There were not many people in Xinshou Village, after Liu Lian wandered around casually, he was about to go straight to the destination, but suddenly stopped.

In front of a novice village npc, stood a girl from Yaowanggu wearing a novice whiteboard outfit.

Of course, this is not the point, the point is the id on that girl's head—— Yiyi.

Liu Lian stroked her chin and raised her eyebrows...could it be...?

A thought suddenly popped up in his mind, and then he smiled and shook his head, thinking that it couldn't be such a coincidence, could it?

But seeing that girl wandering around the Novice Village like a headless fly, he suddenly remembered how helpless he was when he first started playing the game... If someone was willing to help him at that time, maybe he would later There won't be such a mess.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, then walked towards the headless girl of Yaowanggu.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Need help?

Then he saw the girl from Yaowanggu going around in circles.

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] If you want to reply, go to the private chat channel in the lower left corner after a while——

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Is that so?

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Finally made it!

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Thank you~qaq

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] It's a small matter, do you need help?

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Where is that... next door Uncle Wang's house?

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] There are current coordinates in the upper right corner, just go according to the task coordinates [Private Chat] [Yiyi] I don't understand at all...

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Follow me

The mission location was not far from here, and Liu Lian quickly brought the girl to the destination.

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Thank you~ Thank you so much~

[Private chat] [Yiyi] It's my first time playing an online game >o< I don't understand it at all!

[Private chat] [Durian Melaleuca] It doesn't matter, anyone who plays for the first time is like this [Private chat] [Yiyi] You are such a good person! qaq

It was the first time that Liu Lian was issued a good friend card. He couldn't help but smiled. After touching his chin, he suddenly had the mentality of wanting to take this girl as his apprentice.

Anyway, he's already reached the full level, and he doesn't have much fun other than practicing life skills, clearing daily tasks and downloading dungeons. It's also good to accept an apprentice to play with and develop, especially when this apprentice is still a pure newcomer and a rookie.

So he decisively issued an invitation to this girl to accept him as an apprentice. The girl seemed taken aback, and it took a while before she clicked to accept.

[Private Chat] [Durian Melaleuca] Let's go, I'll take you to upgrade

[Private chat] [Yiyi] Okay!master! (≧▽≦)/Then in the following time, Liu Lian took the newly recruited apprentice to brush up the level. The level efficiency is simply soaring.Soon, Yiyi's level has soared to level [-].

At the same time, the two gradually became acquainted, and Yiyi gradually let go of her restraint at the beginning. She seemed to have transformed into a chatterbox, opened up the chatterbox and poured out the words in her stomach——

[Team] [Yiyi] Actually, I play games for the person I like~>o< [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] The person I like...boy?

[Team] [Yiyi] Of course it’s a boy~ Because his sister said he was playing this game~ In order to get closer to him, I also came to play this game~

Liu Lian: "..."

Wait, so many familiar settings...

It can't be such a coincidence, can it? !

[Team] [Yiyi] That's right, she told me his ID in the game, but I don't know how to find someone [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] The name of the person you like is...?

[Team] [Yiyi] That's right!Master, you have played the game for so long, maybe you know him!

【Team】【Yiyi】He is called Mantianxing in the game>/////<[Team]【Durian Melaleuca】...

[Team] [Yiyi] Huh?Do you really know each other? >o<After being silent for a moment, Liu Lian silently revealed the title of "The Starry Lady".

[Team] [Yiyi] You are brother Xiaoxi's wife? ! !

[Team] [Yiyi] Could it be that you are my love rival? !

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] It's just a girl in the game, I'm a man [Team] [Yiyi] Are you a man? ? ?Then why are you playing female number? ? ?

[Team] [Yiyi] Are you a legendary ladyboy? ! !

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] is a ladyboy account, not a ladyboy, thank you [team] [Yiyi] So... you are really not my rival in love?

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] He and I are just friends

【Team】【Yiyi】Fortunately not!I quite like your master >o< [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] He just went offline not long ago, and he probably won’t be online today [Team] [Yiyi] What a pity!But there is no other way [Team] [Durian Melaleuca] I will continue to take you to leveling ^_^

[Team] [Yiyi] Thank you, Master (≧▽≦)/When Liu Lian went offline, Yiyi was already level 35.

Seeing Yiyi who put on a new suit and showed off in front of him, Liu Lian smiled slightly and applied for a deal with Yiyi.

Yiyi quickly rejected Liu Lian's transaction application.

[Team] [Yiyi] Master, you have helped me so much!How dare I ask for your things!

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] It’s okay, it’s not something valuable, it’s just some blue medicine [Team] [Yiyi] I can buy it myself

[Team] [Durian Melaleuca] It doesn't matter, it was given to me by your elder brother Xiaoxi, so you should treat it as a gift from him. This time Yiyi accepted Liu Lian's transaction application.

After Liu Lian traded 99 groups of blue medicines to Yiyi, she went offline directly.

After Liu Lian quit the game, he went to the kitchen to cook a meal for dinner.

Not long after dinner, as Liu Lian expected, his eyes turned black again, and when he opened his eyes, he and Meng Tangxi had switched bodies... Recently, his ability to calculate time has become more and more accurate, basically not much error.

Liu Lian thought, the non-technical loss of the horse should never happen to him again.

While thinking this way, Liu Lian got up from the sofa at Meng Tangxi's house.

As soon as he moved, he suddenly felt hungry and weak, and his stomach kept making gurgling sounds, which made him startled, and reached out to touch his stomach.

I don't know if Meng Tangxi hasn't eaten all day. At this moment, his body is so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back.

Liu Lian got up from the sofa while rubbing his stomach. He had just stood up when he heard a knock on the door.

He walked over and opened the door weakly, and saw Meng Tangxi standing at the door with his head down, as if he didn't dare to look directly at him.

"I'm so hungry...haven't you eaten all day?" Liu Lian sighed.

Meng Tangxi's eyes dodged, and she seemed a little guilty: "Well... I don't have much appetite..."

"Eat well even if you don't have an appetite," Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, "Idiot."

Meng Tangxi lowered her head and pursed her lips.

"Okay, remember to eat on time in the future, don't starve yourself."

Liu Lian smiled, and reached out to pat Meng Tangxi on the shoulder.

After Liu Lian left, Meng Tangxi stood where he was. He slowly reached out and touched the place on his shoulder where Liu Lian touched, his eyes were blank...Even though he and Liu Lian had exchanged bodies, he was still touched by Liu Lian. When he touched his body, he still felt that the place he touched was slightly hot.

When he touches himself, of course he won't feel anything, no matter how narcissistic he is, it's impossible for him to respond to himself.

But when Liu Lian patted his shoulder just now, he felt that his shoulder was slightly hot and numb... He had never felt this kind of feeling before.

After returning to his home, Meng Tangxi tucked himself into the sofa again, silently thinking about how he felt about Liu Lian.

He has been thinking about it for almost a whole day today, but he still can't get an answer.

Thinking about it, he suddenly remembered what the Durian Melaleuca in the game said to him today——

In fact, he already knew the answer, but he has been avoiding it...

After Liu Lian took a shower, he lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone. After playing a small game for a while, he checked Weibo.

As he swiped through Weibo, he came across the Weibo posted by Meng Tangxi 10 minutes ago.

Gypsophila v: If there are two roads in front of you, one road you often walk, you know that this road is safe, but there may be nothing along the way, and the other road you have never walked, may be full of unknown dangers , but this road has a special temptation for you, how would you choose?

Liu Lian narrowed her eyes and smiled, and couldn't help but click on the comment section of that Weibo.

"Today the male god is cosplaying the thinker?"

"My male god can't be this deep!"

"The male god didn't include a selfie on Weibo today! There should be a selfie here!"

"I can't adapt to such a normal painting style of a male god!"

……

Liu Lian stroked her chin, forwarded and commented on Meng Tangxi's Weibo post.

Melaleuca Durian: Young people should still have an adventurous spirit. How do you know something if you don’t try it? //Gypsophila v: If there are two roads in front of you, one road you often walk, you know that this road is safe, but there may be nothing along the way, and the other road you have never walked, may be full of unknowns danger, but this road has a special temptation for you, how would you choose?

Soon, Meng Tangxi replied to his comment——

Gypsophila V: Even if the ending will be tragic?

Liu Lian smiled and replied to Meng Tangxi——

Melaleuca Durian: You are still so young, what are you afraid of?

After a while, Liu Lian received a message from Meng Tangxi.

Silly Roe Deer: That...

Silly roe deer: male god~

Durian Melaleuca: What?

Silly roe deer: Actually, it is like this, I have a friend...

Silly roe deer: Ahem!Definitely not #朋友是我# series!Really a friend of mine!

Durian Melaleuca: Oh, you go on

Silly roe deer: I have a friend who, like me, is a super straight straight man.

Silly roe deer: Now my friend is very confused. For the first time in his life, he has doubts about his own sexuality. What do you think?

Durian Melaleuca: In my opinion, your friend...

Silly roe deer: how is it? ! ! !

Durian Melaleuca: [-]% is bent

Silly roe deer: Really? ! ! !

Melaleuca durian: In fact, it doesn’t matter if the object is male or female, but the problem is that he started to doubt himself because of a sexual dream. Doesn’t it prove that he has shaken his own sexuality?A real straight man wouldn't doubt himself at all just because the object of his sex dream is a man, right? Silly roe deer: ...that's right! ! !

Melaleuca durian: As for whether it is true or not, let your friend verify it by yourself Silly roe deer: Verify, verify?How to verify? !

Durian Melaleuca: Then ask your friend to do what he did in his dream to the object of his sex dream. Silly roe deer: This is too fast>////<So yellow, so violent, Durian Melaleuca:  …

Durian Melaleuca: How do you know the content of your friend's dream?

Silly roe deer: Ah!

Silly roe deer: The phone is out of battery!Automatic shutdown!

Meng Tangxi decisively chose a technical disconnection.

After logging off, he lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling and thinking.

right!Why is he so troubled?Wouldn't he know if he tried it directly?

——Sure enough, I'll try to throw Liu Lian down and kiss her tomorrow!

Meng Tangxi turned over.

But what if Liu Lian hates him?

But Liu Lian has such a good personality, so she shouldn't be angry because of such a trivial matter, right?

Meng Tangxi turned over again.

Finally, Meng Tangxi turned over and lay on the bed.

He finally made up his mind!

Don't be shy!Just do it!

...and then he just fell asleep on the bed.

In the second half of the night, Meng Tangxi fell into a drowsy sleep and had another dream.

He dreamed that Liu Lian was naked in front of him again, and he threw Liu Lian down, this time from the front...he could see Liu Lian's cute expression, cute collarbone, and cute little Xiaomi ...

But this dream was not over yet, but he had another dream.

Meng Tangxi dreamed that there was a boy in his former class. Because he was known to be gay, he was pointed at everywhere, discriminated against, bullied, and finally had to drop out of school.

He dreamed of the last time the boy came to school. Under the setting sun, the boy's thin body was carrying a heavy schoolbag, and his shadow was stretched very long...

It was a moment he will never forget in his life.

He couldn't forget the scene where the boy was ridiculed and bullied after he was found out to be gay. From then on, he began to fear and resist all things related to homosexuality.

He was afraid that he would be like that boy.

The next day, when Meng Tangxi woke up and remembered the content of the dream, he suddenly felt bad.

He has graduated from junior high school for many years, and now he has even graduated from university... He thought he had forgotten many things, but this dream made him understand that he still remembered.

He didn't remember the boy's name and appearance in junior high school for a long time. He only remembered that the boy was bullied by his classmates after he was found out to be gay. This had a great childhood shadow on him at that time, even now He has a vague resistance to homosexuality.

Meng Tangxi suddenly felt that fate really liked to play tricks. He had been afraid of and resisted homosexuality since he was a child, but now he suspected that he fell in love with men...

Are you really joking?