What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Bi Zhongyu: "No, thank you."

"It's a pity," Liu Lian shrugged, "My filming skills are really good."

Bi Zhongyu came back to his senses, and said with a smile: "Next time I need a film, I will definitely find you."

The two chatted and chatted, and soon came to the gate of the community where Liu Lian lived.

Liu Lian stopped, and he glanced at Bi Zhongyu: "I'm here."

Bi Zhongyu smiled and said, "Won't you invite me up for a cup of tea?"

Liu Lian also smiled: "It's already this time now, it will be too late when you go back after drinking tea, it's not safe to walk alone at night."

Bi Zhongyu said with a smile: "In fact, I still have a few signed copies of Yunzhongbi's novels before it became famous..."

Liu Lian paused and blinked her eyes: "Since you have already arrived downstairs at my house, why don't you go up and have a cup of tea."

Bi Zhongyu smiled slightly: "Then respect is worse than obedience."

Meng Tangxi waited in the restaurant he reserved from six o'clock to seven o'clock, and then from seven o'clock to eight o'clock, nine o'clock, ten o'clock...

He went from excited and anticipating at the beginning, to uneasy, and then to bewildered and bewildered.

The waiter in the restaurant stepped forward to urge him several times, but he persisted because he believed that Liu Lian would definitely come... Maybe Liu Lian was just delayed by something.

It wasn't until the restaurant was closed that he finally realized that Liu Lian would not come.

When Meng Tangxi returned to the downstairs of the community, he still couldn't understand why Liu Lian released his pigeons.

But he believed that there must be some reason why Liu Lian didn't come, he believed that Liu Lian must have some difficulties, he believed that Liu Lian must have been caught by other things...

Just when Meng Tangxi was thinking so aggrievedly, he suddenly saw Liu Lian walking from a distance.

As soon as he saw Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi immediately forgot all his grievances. He was wagging his tail as if he had seen a fleshy Wang, and when he was about to rush up, he suddenly found that there was a man beside Liu Lian.

The man next to Liu Lian is not only handsome, but also has an outstanding temperament. The two seem to be talking and laughing happily, and the conversation is very happy.

That man was not Liu Lian's blind date whom Meng Tangxi had met before, let alone someone Meng Tangxi knew. He paused immediately, and then watched the two of them enter the gate of the community.

Who is that man?

Meng Tangxi was stunned for a moment.

——Is that man the reason why Liu Lian couldn't come to him tonight?

The reason why Liu Lian couldn't come to him was because of that man? !

Meng Tangxi's eyes widened in disbelief. He stared blankly at Liu Lian and the strange man entering the community. He hesitated for a moment, but still gritted his teeth and followed.

He watched Liu Lian and the strange man get into the elevator, he quickly ran into the stairwell, and ran up the stairs with long legs.

When he ran upstairs in one breath, the door of Liu Lian's house was tightly closed.

Meng Tangxi stood blankly at the door of Liu Lian's house, looking at the closed door, and did not move for a long time.

After Liu Lian invited Bi Zhongyu into his home, he went into the kitchen to pour tea for Bi Zhongyu.

While looking at Liu Lian's house, Bi Zhongyu said with a smile, "It looks like a single man's house."

Liu Lian handed the cup to Bi Zhongyu and said calmly, "No way, no one thinks highly of me."

Bi Zhongyu hooked his lips and smiled: "Then do you want to think about me?"

As he spoke, he took a sip from the cup that Liu Lian handed over, and then frowned slightly, but his expression quickly returned to normal, and then he calmly put down the cup in his hand , as if nothing had happened, continued to look at the furnishings in the living room of Liu Lian's house.

"Don't you like drinking durian juice?"

Liu Lian raised his eyebrows, as if he suddenly realized: "Oh, I forgot that most people don't like to drink this. I'm sorry, I'll get you another glass of boiled water."

Bi Zhongyu paused, then smiled wryly: "No need, I'll just sit down and leave, I won't trouble you."

"That's okay, you're already here," Liu Lian said with a faint smile, "Drink a glass of water before leaving."

"No need," Bi Zhongyu sighed, "I really don't need to bother you."

Liu Lian smiled at him: "Okay then, how about watching TV for a while?"

Then he picked up the remote control and tuned to a talk show with experts on common gynecological diseases.

Watching the old Mediterranean professor spitting and talking about various common gynecological diseases on TV, Bi Zhongyu twitched the corner of his mouth, and then said calmly: "...Thank you for your kindness, but it is very late now, I time to go."

Liu Lian: "...the autograph of Yunzhongbi?"

Bi Zhongyu smiled helplessly: "I'll give it to you when we meet next time."

This time Liu Lian smiled sincerely: "Thank you."

Bi Zhongyu stood up, as if ready to leave, so Liu Lian also stood up to see off the guests.

Seeing that Bi Zhongyu was about to leave, Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "Do you know Yunzhongbi?"

Bi Zhongyu paused, then said with a smile: "I have a relative who knows Yunzhongbi."

Liu Lian didn't quite believe it. He stared at Bi Zhongyu for a while, and then Bi Zhongyu sighed: "Well, I actually know Yunzhongbi."

Liu Lian's eyes lit up immediately. He grew up reading Yunzhongbi's martial arts novels, and in his heart, Yunzhongbi was his male god.

"Is he your...?"

Bi Zhongyu smiled slightly and said, "Yun Zhongbi is my mother."

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian was stunned for a long time before asking in disbelief, "Is Yun Zhongbi a woman?"

Bi Zhongyu nodded with a smile: "Yun Zhongbi is indeed a woman."

Liu Lian couldn't come back to his senses for a long time. He always felt that Yunzhongbi's novels were majestic, and thought that Yunzhongbi must be a bold and bold man. He didn't expect Yunzhongbi to be a woman.

"When many people heard that Yun Zhongbi was a woman, they didn't believe it," Bi Zhongyu said with a smile. "Don't you think that a woman can't write such a novel just like them?"

Liu Lian came back to his senses and shook his head quickly: "Of course not, I'm just a little surprised." No wonder the novels written by Yunzhongbi before it became famous were so affectionate and lingering... It turned out that Yunzhongbi was originally a woman.

Bi Zhongyu raised an eyebrow at Liu Lian and smiled: "Then do you still want Yunzhongbi's autograph?"

Liu Lian smiled faintly: "Of course, are you going back on your word now?"

Bi Zhongyu studied Liu Lian's expression, and then he nodded: "Well, anyway, we live so close together, I'll give it to you tomorrow."

At this moment, Liu Lian suddenly came back to his senses: "Wait, could it be that... Yun Zhongbi lives in the neighborhood next door?!"

Bi Zhongyu smiled and said: "Well, because my mother thinks that the environment in big cities is not good, she bought a property here. She thinks the environment here is good, so she is now living here for the elderly."

Liu Lian couldn't believe it: "My idol has been living in the next neighborhood?!"

Bi Zhongyu nodded with a smile.

After sending Bi Zhongyu out of the house, Liu Lian was still a little flustered. He didn't expect that the writer he had admired since he was a child lived in the community next door to his house!

Is there anything more coincidental in the world than this?

But the most coincidental thing is that he actually got to know his idol's son by accident!

Liu Lian stood at the door of his house, watching Bi Zhongyu enter the elevator, and watched the elevator door close.

Until the elevator went down, he still couldn't recover.

——He just exchanged phone numbers with Bi Zhongyu, so that he can contact Bi Zhongyu at any time in the future, as long as he hugs Bi Zhongyu's thick thigh, is he worried that he won't meet his idol?

But when Liu Lian looked at the elevator door with burning eyes, a figure rushed out from the stairwell beside him, and threw Liu Lian on the anti-theft door.

Liu Lian, who hadn't recovered from his senses, was taken aback. His first reaction was that he thought it was a burglary, so he kicked him out immediately.

"Ow!"

The man yelled, and then squatted down covering his stomach.

Liu Lian came to his senses and looked down, only to realize that the person who rushed towards him just now was actually Meng Tangxi.

When Meng Tangxi went out, he obviously dressed up carefully. He was handsome and trendy in his clothes. Unfortunately, at this time, he squatted on the ground without image, clutching his stomach and screaming, accusing Liu Lian with tears in his eyes: "You kicked my little phoenix again! Novel Network!"

Liu Lian didn't see who the person in front of him was at all just now, and of course he didn't control his strength when he kicked. When Meng Tangxi looked at him with accusing eyes, he suddenly felt guilty: "Are you all right? Did you kick it badly? "

Meng Tangxi squatted on the ground with a painful expression on his face: "It seems to be broken!"

Liu Lian panicked, and quickly squatted down: "Then what should I do? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

"It's too embarrassing to go to the hospital!" Meng Tangxi shook his head hastily, and he gave Liu Lian an aggrieved look, "Why don't you rub it for me?"

Liu Lian immediately stretched out her hand: "Okay, I'll rub it for you."

Meng Tangxi wrinkled his face and grabbed Liu Lian's hand and put it below his lower abdomen: "Go down a little bit, yes, go down a little bit..."

Liu Lian was grabbed by Meng Tangxi's hand lower and lower. Hearing Meng Tangxi's increasingly turbulent tone, he immediately realized that something was wrong. The next moment, he tilted his hand and squeezed the flesh on the inside of Meng Tangxi's thigh.

Meng Tangxi yelled again, and let go of Liu Lian's hand with teary eyes.

Liu Lian shook her hands, raised her eyebrows at Meng Tangxi: "Do you want me to rub it for you?"

Meng Tangxi hurriedly shook her head with tears in her eyes: "No...no need!"

The next moment, Meng Tangxi stood up, pressed Liu Lian on the anti-theft door aggressively again, and then asked Liu Lian aggressively, "Who was that wild man just now?"

Meng Tangxi had just been waiting outside Liu Lian's house for a long time. Seeing the time passing by, he almost thought that the man was going to stay at Liu Lian's house overnight, but when he was about to knock on the door to disturb him, the door of Liu Lian's house suddenly opened.

He hurriedly dodged and hid in the stairwell on the side, and then saw Liu Lian sending the man out through the crack of the door. He kept secretly watching Liu Lian's expression, and found that Liu Lian was watching with excitement the whole time. That man, even after the man got into the elevator, he still had a look of reluctance, as if he couldn't recover for a long time.

He was suddenly enraged, and rushed out from the stairwell, intending to press Liu Lian on the anti-theft door and kiss him forcefully, and viciously asked Liu Lian who that wild man was. Press the wall on the anti-theft door and forcefully kiss until Liu Lian's legs are weak and he can't stand still. If Liu Lian still doesn't want to say anything, he will...

In short, he threw himself at Liu Lian aggressively while fantasizing ferociously, but he never expected that the first step of this plan would fail.

Meng Tangxi had just pounced on Liu Lian and pressed Liu Lian on the anti-theft door, and was kicked by Liu Lian the next moment.

...But the process can be ignored, the result is still the same as he imagined!

Seeing Meng Tangxi's vicious expression, Liu Lian tilted his head: "That wild man just now?"

"Yes! It's that wild man just now! I saw you walking into the community talking and laughing with him, and you even let him into your house!" Meng Tangxi asked her husband aggressively like a wife who caught her husband cheating on her. Who is Xiaosan, "I just saw you looking at his back with longing... Who is that wild man?"

Liu Lian said flatly, "I just met a friend today."

"A friend you just met today? You let him into your house just after you met today?" Meng Tangxi looked skeptical, "Let him into your house the first day I met you, so don't you want to have sex tomorrow?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "The first day we met and the second day we went to bed, who do you think I am?" If he was so open, would he still be single by now?

Meng Tangxi snorted unhappily, and then continued to question Liu Lian: "Why did you let him into your house?"

Liu Lian said lightly, "Just invite him up for a cup of tea."

Meng Tangxi looked skeptical: "Just drink tea, didn't do anything?"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "What can you do with so little time?"

Meng Tangxi thought about it carefully, yes, it was only a few minutes, that wild man must not even have time to take off Liu Lian's long johns.

By the way, if Liu Lian was wearing the pair of red long johns that he used to wear before, maybe that wild man would lose his mood when he saw Liu Lian's red long johns after taking off Liu Lian's trousers... He would be different, let alone Liu Lian was only wearing red long johns, even if Liu Lian was wearing colorful long johns, he was still in the mood!

Thinking of this, Meng Tangxi couldn't help but patted Liu Lian on the shoulder, and said to him earnestly, "It's winter now, remember to wear long johns."

Liu Lian: "...I used to wear it every day." Wait, didn't Meng Tangxi always despise his long johns for being ugly?Why did you suddenly change your gender?

"Really? Let me check and check."

Liu Lian snapped off Meng Tangxi's hand, and said to him expressionlessly, "It's so cold outside, I have to go back."

Meng Tangxi refused to let Liu Lian go, but still pressed Liu Lian with his hands, and said with aggrieved face, "Why didn't you come tonight? I have been waiting for you in the restaurant for a long time..."

Liu Lian smiled lightly: "Because I went on a date with a wild man."

"Don't be like this," Meng Tangxi lowered her head and moved her face closer to Liu Lian, "I really have something important to tell you tonight... Why did you let me go? I sent you a lot of text messages, why did you send one Didn't call me back?"

"...Really?" Looking at Meng Tangxi's magnified handsome face, Liu Lian silently turned her head and looked towards the stairwell beside her, "My phone is out of battery, it's turned off."

Meng Tangxi reached out and turned Liu Lian's face away. He stared into Liu Lian's eyes: "Really?"

Liu Lian was silent for a moment, then nodded.

Meng Tangxi suddenly breathed a sigh of relief with a look of relief on his face: "So it is like this!" No wonder Liu Lian didn't come!No wonder Liu Lian didn't reply to his text messages!No wonder Liu Lian let him go!It turned out that all of this was because Liu Lian's phone was out of battery!Because Liu Lian's cell phone was out of battery, Liu Lian didn't receive the address he sent, nor did he receive so many text messages he sent later!

Liu Lian nodded with a heavy heart: "Yes, that's it."

"So that's the case. I blamed you wrongly." Meng Tangxi looked down at Liu Lian's eyes with an aggrieved expression, "I thought you deliberately ignored me and let me go."

Liu Lianyan smiled insincerely: "How could it be?"

"That's good," Meng Tangxi smiled softly, "That's good..."

"Although there is no favorable time, place, and people, it doesn't matter," Meng Tangxi swallowed as he looked at Liu Lian who was pressed against the anti-theft door by him, "I want to tell you something very important..."

Looking at Meng Tangxi's serious eyes, Liu Lian suddenly felt guilty.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian very seriously, swallowed again, and said word by word: "I have something very important to tell you, it's like this, I..."

Just when Liu Lian was about to push Meng Tangxi away, the elevator door behind them suddenly opened.

A person jumped out of the elevator, and the scene froze instantly.

After a while, Liu Lian quickly reacted and pushed Meng Tangxi away.

Meng Tangxi froze for a moment, then turned around in embarrassment, pretending to look at the scenery outside the window.

The person who came was a delicate and lovely girl. She looked at the two of them fixedly. After a while, she exclaimed: "Brother?! The sky is full of stars?!"

Liu Lian immediately supported his forehead: "Xiaozhi, why are you here?"

The person who came was Liu Lian's little cousin, Li Zhi.

Li Zhi was dressed in dust and dust, with a suitcase in her hand, apparently just returned from school vacation.

Li Zhi quickly pouted at her cousin: "I just came back from school, but there was no one at home, and I forgot to bring the key, so I thought of coming to your house to stay with you for a night."

Liu Lian smiled gently at Li Zhi: "Why don't you call me first?"

"I called, but you turned off the phone." After Li Zhi and Liu Lian greeted each other, her gaze immediately turned to Meng Tangxi who was pretending to look at the scenery, "Is that the baby's breath? Is that the baby's breath? That is full of stars!"

Liu Lian knew that his little cousin was Man Tian Xing's idiot, so he definitely couldn't hide it, so he could only nod helplessly: "Yes, that is Man Tian Xing."

Li Zhi suddenly screamed a little: "Brother! Why didn't you tell me that you know Man Tian Xing!"

Liu Lian: "...I just met you not long ago."

Meng Tangxi, who had been pretending to look at the scenery, could no longer pretend anymore, so she turned around and smiled at Li Zhi.

When he was not guilty, Meng Tangxi's appearance was still very good. He was already very handsome, with outstanding temperament, and his clothes were well matched, and today he even made a lot of hard work for an important matter. Kung fu, at this time, he is like a male model who walked out of a fashion magazine, with a slight smile, he can easily be popular with thousands of boys and girls.

Li Zhi's face turned red immediately: "The star-studded male god! I have liked you for a long time!"

Meng Tangxi smiled: "My honor, thank you for liking."

He looked at Li Zhi calmly, this girl was probably in her early twenties, she was pretty and cute, she was dressed innocently, she was obviously a college student.

Meng Tangxi originally thought that since this girl was his future sister-in-law, he should try to please her, but when his eyes fell on the suitcase that the future sister-in-law was dragging, he suddenly became a little unhappy.

The future sister-in-law came to join Liu Lian, which means that the future sister-in-law will live in Liu Lian's house tonight, which means that he will not be able to enter the house openly tonight!

Meng Tangxi here is "baby feels so wronged", while Li Zhi over there has already taken out a notebook and pen with great interest: "God! Please sign! Please sign one for me!"

Of course Meng Tangxi didn't dare to refuse his future sister-in-law, and quickly took the pen handed over by Li Zhi.

"In addition to the signature, let's sign another 'Send Lychee Mousse'. Lychee Mousse is my circle name."

After Meng Tangxi bowed his head and finished signing, he suddenly recalled it.

Wait, lychee mousse... isn't that the exclusive late stage of durian Melaleuca?

Of course, Lychee Mousse is not only the late stage of Durian Melaleuca, but has also done many big stages. Even he, who only occasionally listens to music, knows that Lychee Mousse is a famous late stage.

Meng Tangxi didn't expect this ordinary looking girl to be so secretive, and she immediately looked at Li Zhi with admiration and awe.

The thoughts in his heart turned back and forth, and finally turned into - she really deserves to be my wife's sister!My daughter-in-law is amazing!Even my daughter-in-law's sister is so amazing!

Liu Lian didn't know what Meng Tangxi was thinking, but when he saw Meng Tangxi's sullen expression and wanted to cock his tail every minute, he knew that the guy must be narcissistic again.

He silently watched Meng Tangxi sign Li Zhi with a smile on his face, while Li Zhi looked at Meng Tangxi shyly, and suddenly felt that this scene was very annoying.

So after Meng Tangxi finished signing, Liu Lian pulled Li Zhi: "Come in, it's too cold outside."

Li Zhi looked at Meng Tangxi longingly: "Male god, we will meet again when we have a chance."

"See you tomorrow," Meng Tangxi smiled at her, "I'll live next door to your brother."

Li Zhi immediately looked pleasantly surprised: "Okay! The male god will see you tomorrow!"

Meng Tangxi continued to laugh: "See you tomorrow."

See you not only tomorrow, but maybe every day in the future!Future sister-in-law!

Liu Lian looked at the two smiling and making eye contact with a blank face, and silently helped Li Zhi pull the luggage into his house, then pulled Li Zhi into his house, and closed the door.

Meng Tangxi's smile was gradually isolated from the door.

After closing the door, Li Zhi came back to her senses, immediately pulled Meng Tangxi's sleeve and acted coquettishly: "Brother! You clearly know that Man Tian Xing is my male god, why didn't you tell me earlier that he lives in your house next door?"

Liu Lian shrugged: "He just moved here a few days ago, so he hasn't had time to tell you about it."

Li Zhi originally wanted to ask more questions, but at this moment, the scene when she got out of the elevator suddenly flashed through her mind like lightning, and then she thought of the coming out Weibo posted by Meng Tangxi——

Li Zhi suddenly turned pale with shock: "Damn it! Brother! The person my male god came out to, could it be... you?"

She was stunned for a moment, and then she was shocked again: "Damn it! I turned into my male god's sister-in-law?!"

Li Zhi's whole body is not well, she feels that her three views have been refreshed.

Fuck!Her male god had only moved here for a few days, and she was beaten alive by his brother!

If a man and a man can get married, shouldn't she consider giving his brother a red envelope of how much money for the wedding in a few days?

If men and men can have children, in a few days, should she consider giving her nephew a full moon red envelope of how much money? !