What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Liu Lian silently looked down at Meng Tangxi who threw herself into his arms, feeling a little uncomfortable all of a sudden, he reached out to push Meng Tangxi away, but Meng Tangxi's strength was too great, no matter how hard he pushed, he couldn't push Meng Tangxi away. In the end, he could only helplessly say: "As a big man, you are ashamed to be afraid of cockroaches, get up!"

Meng Tangxi buried her face in Liu Lian's chest, and said with an aggrieved face, "Whoever said that big men can't be afraid of cockroaches, you are sexist!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Liu Lian endured silently for a minute, and finally couldn't help reaching out to push Meng Tangxi: "You are enough! No other girl makes such a fuss like you! Get up!"

Meng Tangxi hugged Liu Lian's waist with both hands, rubbed it slowly twice, and then reluctantly got up from Liu Lian's arms.

Li Zhi, who was on the side, was already stunned. She watched everything in front of her in silence, and then silently mourned for a minute for the shattered image of her male god.

After a while, Li Zhi came back to her senses, the corner of her mouth twitched, and after being startled by Meng Tangxi, she was too embarrassed to throw herself into her brother's arms for comfort.

However, because of the dangerous creatures in the toilet, she still had the courage to pull Liu Lian's sleeve: "Brother! There are cockroaches in the toilet, go kill it!"

Meng Tangxi also nodded repeatedly, with lingering fear on his face.

Liu Lian silently looked at the two frightened faces in front of him. He sighed, bent down to pick up the slippers, and turned to go into the toilet.

After he came out of the toilet, he saw Meng Tangxi and Li Zhi admiringly, their eyes sparkling, as if they were looking at some great hero.

Liu Lian: "..."

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian with a burning face, full of admiration, my wife is really amazing!My daughter-in-law can not only sing, but also cook!He even hits cockroaches!It's so ecstasy!So virtuous!

But soon he remembered another thing - so far, he has not confessed successfully!He managed to muster up the courage just now, and felt that the atmosphere was good, but all this was interrupted again!

etc!Why did he say "again"!

...By the way, he seemed to be interrupted when he was about to confess his confession!

The exact same occasion, the exact same plot, and even the person who interrupted the confession was the same!

But when Meng Tangxi thought that the person who interrupted his confession was his future sister-in-law, he didn't dare to get angry blatantly, so he could only swallow his unhappiness silently.

After Liu Lian got rid of the cockroaches in the toilet, Li Zhi went into the toilet, but the confession process was interrupted, and Meng Tangxi couldn't muster the courage for a second time.

Meng Tangxi hesitated for a moment, and asked Liu Lian, "Shall we go out for lunch at noon?"

right!Just go out and eat!Definitely won't be bothered again!

Liu Lian said lightly, "I have an appointment at noon."

"An appointment? Who?" Meng Tangxi was taken aback for a moment.

Liu Lian shrugged, "I just made a new friend yesterday."

"That wild man!" Meng Tangxi immediately slapped the table and stood up, "...no way."

"Why not?" Liu Lian looked puzzled, "My friend and I went out for dinner, do I need your permission?"

Meng Tangxi's face turned red: "No! You can go out for dinner with anyone, but you can't go out for dinner with him!"

"Why?" Liu Lian raised her eyebrows and smiled, "Are you jealous that someone is more handsome than you?"

"It's a joke! How is it possible!" Meng Tangxi immediately refused to accept it, "And how is he more handsome than me? He is not as tall as me, his face is not as handsome, his body is not as good as mine, and his chest is even smaller than me!"

Liu Lian: "...Why do you judge whether a person is handsome or not by the size of his breasts?"

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian angrily, and after a while, he said in a low voice, "Anyway, he can't compare to me in any way, how could I be jealous of him."

Liu Lian shrugged, "At least I'm not afraid of cockroaches."

Meng Tangxi blushed after being poked at the pain point, and then said unconvinced: "What's wrong with being afraid of cockroaches? I'm so perfect, can't I have a small flaw... And being afraid of cockroaches is not a flaw! This shows that I cherish life!"

Liu Lian looked at him silently: "You mean I don't cherish life?"

Meng Tangxi choked suddenly: "...No."

"Wait, the topic is getting far!" Meng Tangxi came back to his senses, "Anyway, you can't go out to eat with that man?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Why?"

"because I like you!Don't want to see you go out to dinner with other men!

Meng Tangxi almost blurted out, but the next moment Li Zhi came out of the toilet and interrupted him again.

"Why so long?" Liu Lian glanced at Li Zhi, "The seafood porridge is cold."

Li Zhi chuckled: "Girls are all like this..."

She smiled shyly at Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi, but the next moment she was taken aback by Meng Tangxi's constipated expression: "Man, man, what's wrong with you!"

Meng Tangxi swallowed her anger and said, "...it's nothing!"

For the future sister-in-law!He dare not be angry at all!

Liu Lian smiled and greeted Li Zhi: "Don't worry about him, he just came to uncle, come and have breakfast."

Li Zhi said "oh", and sat down obediently.

After Li Zhi had finished his breakfast, Liu Lian turned to take out the trash, and Meng Tangxi hurriedly rushed to help him take out the trash: "Leave me here! I'll help you take out the trash!"

Liu Lian: "The trash can is in the stairwell, so it's a little far away and I can come by myself..."

Meng Tangxi was very active: "You're welcome! I'll just come! You can tell me to do anything!"

With so many rivals in love, if he doesn't behave well, how can he possibly win his wife back!

As he spoke, he snatched the trash bag from Liu Lian's hand, turned around and went to throw out the trash coquettishly.

Liu Lian was going to do the laundry again, and Meng Tangxi immediately rushed to help him do the laundry: "Leave me alone! I'll help you do the laundry!"

Liu Lian: "It's just throwing the clothes in the washing machine. I can do such a small thing by myself..."

Meng Tangxi was still very active: "You're welcome! I'll just come!"

As he said that, he snatched the bucket of dirty clothes from Liu Lian's hand, and then poured it into the washing machine.

"Wait a minute," Liu Lian quickly stepped forward to stop him, "I haven't separated the underwear from the clothes yet, so they can't be washed together."

Meng Tangxi hurriedly said, "Leave me alone! I'll help you pick out your underwear!"

As he spoke, he bent down and reached into the bucket to search for a while, and then he actually found a pair of black briefs!

Meng Tangxi was stunned. After all, he had never seen Liu Lian wearing black underwear. Most of the underwear Liu Lian wore before was white, gray and light blue, and most of the time they were boxer underwear that were very boring.

He instantly made up Liu Lian's appearance in this pair of black underwear. The skin from the white and smooth lower abdomen was wrapped in black cloth, and the two round buttocks were also bound in it...

As he imagined and imagined, he began to feel his nasal cavity burning.

Fortunately, at this moment, Liu Lian took a step forward and snatched the underwear from Meng Tangxi's hand. His face was slightly red, but his mouth was still firm: "Why are you staring at a man's underwear for so long? , are you a pervert!"

Meng Tangxi swallowed subconsciously, then shook his head again and again: "I'm not... I'm just..."

Liu Lian glared at Meng Tangxi, then he stretched out his hand to push Meng Tangxi away, bent down and rummaged through his underwear.

Standing behind Liu Lian, Meng Tangxi watched Liu Lian bend down helplessly, because at home, Liu Lian didn't wear a coat, but only a slim sweater. When he bent down, the sweater immediately covered his body. The waistline is clearly outlined, and further down is his round buttocks.

The slightly long sweater hem covered half of Liu Lian's buttocks, while the other half was half covered, looming.

Meng Tangxi stared at Liu Lian's waist and buttocks, and once again felt a slight heat in his nasal cavity and a slight itchy throat.

The next moment, he couldn't help reaching out his hand, put it on Liu Lian's butt, and rubbed it hard.

Liu Lian, who was bending over to look for her underwear: "..."

Liu Lian was taken aback and didn't realize it all at once, but after Meng Tangxi rubbed it, she immediately felt that it felt good, and she couldn't help but rub it twice more.

Rubbing and rubbing, Meng Tangxi couldn't help swallowing again.

Liu Lian came back to his senses, and immediately reprimanded angrily: "Let go!"

For some reason, Meng Tangxi suddenly had a brain twitch and blurted out: "Don't let it go! I'm going to touch it!"

Liu Lian stood up straight and took a step forward, wanting to get rid of Meng Tangxi's clutches. Unexpectedly, his foot slipped suddenly, and he threw himself to the floor. Fortunately, he put his hands on his chest before landing, so that he didn't let himself fall. He was disfigured with his face on the ground, but Meng Tangxi who was behind him was caught off guard and tripped, and pressed hard on him.

Liu Lian was pressed down by Meng Tangxi, and his arms were suddenly unable to support him. His chest had to be in close contact with the floor, his eyes turned dark, and he almost lost his breath.

With Liu Lian as a pad, Meng Tangxi did not fall hard, but he knew his own weight, and immediately asked Liu Lian worriedly after recovering: "How is it? Is there anything wrong? Is it broken? Concussion?" Is it? Don't worry! I will definitely take responsibility!"

Liu Lian frowned: "...No fracture, no concussion."

"Don't be brave!" Meng Tangxi was still very worried.

Liu Lian frowned: "I'm really fine, but can you get up from me?"

At this moment, he was lying on the floor in a large shape, while Meng Tangxi was pressing on his back, almost spitting out the seafood porridge he just ate!

Seeing that Liu Lian was really fine, Meng Tangxi breathed a sigh of relief, although he also looked forward to seeing Liu Lian lying in bed while he was serving tea and water...

"Get up! I'm going out!" Liu Lian couldn't imagine what would happen if he stayed at home, maybe Meng Tangxi would blow up the kitchen in a while.

Meng Tangxi propped his hands on the floor just as he thought about it, his body was already half up, but when he heard Liu Lian's words, he immediately let go and pressed back on Liu Lian again, "Going out?! Are you going to talk to that girl? Wild man date? No!"

Once again, Liu Lian was caught off guard by Meng Tangxi's pressure and his eyes went dark. When he understood Meng Tangxi's words, he couldn't laugh or cry: "I just went out to the library, it's still early."

"Go to the library? Why are you going to the library?" Meng Tangxi didn't believe Liu Lian's words, so he still leaned on Liu Lian and refused to get up.

Of course Liu Lian dared not say that he wanted to go to the library to look up materials for writing novels, so he could only vaguely say: "I want to go to the library to recharge my batteries and improve my connotation."

Meng Tangxi became even more skeptical, and he snorted, "It's not like you can't read books online, why do you have to go to the library?" Could it be that Liu Lian planned to have a romantic date in the library with that wild man?

Liu Lian was pinned down by Meng Tangxi, his strength was not as strong as Meng Tangxi's, not to mention Meng Tangxi put all his weight on him, so he could only struggle a little bit, trying to understand while struggling. Zhi Yili: "Although there are many books on the Internet, many books can only be found in the library, and the library has a more atmosphere of reading books."

Meng Tangxi still didn't believe it: "You haven't been to the library much before, why did you suddenly have the whim to go today?"

Liu Lian continued to understand the reason: "People's ideological realm is constantly improving. Today, I realize the shortcomings of yesterday. Of course, I must try to make up for my shortcomings. Only in this way can I continue to improve and build socialism better. .”

When Liu Lian struggled slightly while pleading, he suddenly felt something pressed against his buttocks, and as he struggled, that thing seemed to be getting bigger...

Meng Tangxi's breath on Liu Lian's neck gradually became hot, and he felt Liu Lian under him suddenly stiffen, and immediately blushed and defended: "Who told you to move around, your butt just pointed at my place , still rubbing back and forth..."

Liu Lian's heart was broken: "Who made you press on me! Get up!"

Although Meng Tangxi was a bit shy, he still snorted firmly: "Hmph! I don't! You're going to find a wild man when I come with you!"

Liu Lian gave up on herself: "If you have the ability, you will suppress me for the rest of your life!"

Meng Tangxi's brain became hot, and he automatically distorted Liu Lian's words in the direction he often imagined, and he blushed immediately: "It's a lifetime of pressure!"

Liu Lian: "..."

Just when the two were arguing, Li Zhi who heard the movement came out of the room, and immediately saw the two people stacked on the ground, she was stunned.

After a while, she blushed and asked, "...Did I disturb you?"

This position!Her brother is indeed the one below!

Her male god is indeed the one above!

Wait, no, why are both of them wearing clothes?

As soon as Meng Tangxi saw Li Zhi, he realized that there was still someone in the family, and he was a little scared. After all, even if he dared to play a hooligan against Liu Lian, he would not dare to play a hooligan in front of others—and that person was his future sister-in-law. !

Liu Lian reacted quickly, and quickly said: "I accidentally fell down just now, and tripped your male god... Your male god's waist seems to be broken, and now I can't use my strength to get up Now, hurry up and help him up."

Li Zhi suddenly realized: "So it's like this! I thought you guys were... cough cough."

Meng Tangxi secretly suffered internal injuries: future sister-in-law!If you are not here today!Maybe we can really cough cough!

Li Zhi hurriedly came over to help Meng Tangxi up, she said strangely while helping her, "It's strange, the one under the cushion is obviously my brother, why is my brother's waist fine, but your waist was broken?"

Although Meng Tangxi was a little unhappy with the setting that his waist was broken, he could only pretend to be weak and lean on Li Zhi's body, with a very natural expression of painful frown.

After getting up, Liu Lian clapped his hands, raised his eyebrows and smiled and said, "I'm also very surprised, it seems that your male god doesn't exercise enough on his waist, so he broke his waist so easily...Young man, the waist is very important for you. A man is very important, you are young, you still need to pay more attention to it."

Meng Tangxi looked aggrieved: "...I see."

snort!After he successfully hugged his wife back, he must let someone know whether his waist is good or not!

"Is it serious? Do you want to go to the hospital?" Li Zhi asked worriedly.

Meng Tangxi shook her head quickly: "No need, just take a rest."

Liu Lian said with a smile: "I think you should go to the hospital, in case you suffer from sequelae... What will your future wife do?"

Meng Tangxi glared at Liu Lian, and said viciously, "No need, I'll let him know—my, my, waist, very, fine."

Liu Lian smiled slightly at the bewildered Li Zhi: "Okay, I'm going to the library today, if you don't want to go home at noon, you can order a takeaway."

Seeing Liu Lian put on his coat and ready to go out, Meng Tangxi became anxious: "I want to go too!"

Liu Lian glanced at Meng Tangxi: "You should take good care of your waist at home."

"That's right," Li Zhi also chimed in, "God, don't go out today."

Meng Tangxi suddenly felt aggrieved.

After Liu Lian put on her shoes, she went out and went straight to the library.

Although he had already borrowed a few books yesterday, those materials were far from enough. In addition, the library had a limit on borrowing books, so he still had to go to the library to find materials.

Soon, he found a few more useful books, and was about to find a place to sit down and read slowly, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a corner of his coat behind the bookcase behind him.

Liu Lian remembered that Meng Tangxi was wearing such a coat today. After a pause, he continued to hold the book and found a place to sit down.

He found a corner with fewer people, sat down and watched slowly.

Soon, he felt a vague gaze drifting towards him from behind the bookcase beside him.

The corner of his mouth twitched, but he could only forcefully pretend that he didn't notice it, and lowered his head to continue reading.

Liu Lian was very absorbed in reading, and when he looked up again, it was almost noon.

Last night, Bi Zhongyu sent him a text message to ask him to meet at noon today, and wanted to bring him the autographed book of Yunzhongbi. Although Liu Lian was not very interested in Bi Zhongyu, he was still very interested in the autographed book of Yunzhongbi Yes, so I readily agreed.

He stood up and squeezed his sore neck, and suddenly noticed that the peeping sight seemed to be gone.

Liu Lian hesitated for a moment, and when he put the book back to its original place, he took two steps towards the place where Meng Tangxi had been.

Then he saw behind the bookcase, Meng Tangxi was sitting cross-legged on the floor, dozing off with his head tilted.

I have to say that Meng Tangxi is still handsome when he is quiet. His eyelashes are very long, casting a small itchy shadow under his eyelids, and the corners of his lips are slightly pursed.

There was a book spread out between his legs, and the content he read was exactly the one Liu Lian had just read.

Because most of the materials Liu Lian found were ancient Chinese, which were difficult to understand. If they couldn't read them, they would naturally find them boring. It seemed that Meng Tangxi was still struggling to turn over a few pages.

Liu Lian couldn't help chuckling, and then left carefully and lightly.

Bi Zhongyu asked Liu Lian to meet in a coffee shop, which looked like a nice environment, quiet and elegant.

When Liu Lian arrived, Bi Zhongyu had already arrived, with a cup of coffee in front of him.

Seeing Liu Lian coming, Bi Zhongyu smiled at him, then beckoned to the waiter.

After sitting down, Liu Lian flipped through the menu, and finally chose the cheapest cup of coffee.

"Where are the books?" Liu Lian asked bluntly.

Bi Zhongyu immediately raised his eyebrows: "So direct?"

Liu Lian nodded.

Bi Zhongyu smiled helplessly and handed the book over.

Liu Lian took it and flipped it over, immediately satisfied.

Bi Zhongyu said helplessly: "You make me feel very unattractive."

Liu Lian apologized without sincerity: "I'm really sorry."

Bi Zhongyu shrugged, and then said: "I told my mother yesterday that you liked her previous books very much, and she was very happy."

Liu Lian was a little surprised: "Doesn't she like people mentioning the books she wrote before?"

Bi Zhongyu said with a smile: "My mother really didn't like people to mention the books she wrote before she became famous, but those books are her painstaking efforts after all, and she will be happy if someone likes her."

Liu Lian was a little envious: "It's great that your mother is such a powerful writer... You must have read a lot of books since childhood."

Bi Zhongyu paused, then said with a smile: "I did read a lot of books when I was young, but I don't like reading."

Seeing Liu Lian's surprised look, Bi Zhongyu went on to say: "My grandparents are both literati, my mother is a writer, and my father is a professor. I can be regarded as born in a scholarly family, but it's strange. I didn't like it since I was a child. Read books...but I was forced to read a lot of books by them."

Because of his own reasons, Liu Lian has always been full of longing for educated people. Hearing this, he immediately felt that Bi Zhongyu was simply in the midst of blessings and did not know his blessings.

Bi Zhongyu said with a smile: "Probably because I am rebellious by nature. They always hope that I will engage in related industries in the cultural field in the future, but I just went to work in a company."

Liu Lian couldn't say anything about other people's affairs, so she just lowered her head and took a sip of coffee.

"But what I said yesterday is serious, you should think about it carefully."

Liu Lian paused: "What happened yesterday?"

Bi Zhongyu nodded and said, "I'll let you think about me."

Liu Lian: "..."

He was silent for a while, and said, "Excuse me, what do you like about me?"

Bi Zhongyu smiled and said, "Didn't Lu Renjia tell you? I like people with nice voices."

Liu Lian pointed to the street: "There are a lot of people with good voices outside."

Bi Zhongyu held his chin and said: "There are indeed many people with nice voices, but there are not many people with nice voices who can write novels, right?"

Liu Lian: "..."

Bi Zhongyu smiled slightly and said, "People with a nice voice can write novels like you, and people who can write novels can't have a voice as good as yours. I'm right...Durian Melaleuca is as big as it is, or in other words, Fleeting Years is as big as it is?"

Liu Lian, who dropped his vest so unexpectedly, said, "..."

Liu Lian took another sip of coffee to calm down, and then said calmly, "How did you find out?"

Bi Zhongyu held his chin and said: "I'm a voice control person, I like listening to music very much, and I'm very sensitive to different people's voices, so I knew you were Durian Melaleuca when I heard you speak yesterday, plus you gave Lu Renjia Chong's signed book, and those books you borrowed from the library, so Fleeting Qianzhong is also you, right?"

Liu Lian secretly thought while sweating, it was because he had been with Meng Tangxi for a long time that his IQ was lowered!Unexpectedly, he accidentally revealed so many falsehoods!

At this time, in the library——

Meng Tangxi, who was dozing off with his head tilted, suddenly sneezed, and then he was woken up by his own sneezing.

He rubbed his nose and opened his eyes, subconsciously turned his head to look at the seat where Liu Lian was sitting, and then he found that the seat where Liu Lian was originally sitting was empty.