What should I do if I swapped bodies with a male god?

Time flies, and the Chinese New Year will soon be here.

Although the taste of the new year is getting weaker and weaker now, Liu Lian and Meng Tangxi still went to the Federation of Industry and Commerce early in the morning, and then went to the supermarket to buy new year's goods.

There are a lot of people buying new year's goods in the supermarket, and most of them come with the whole family. Mom and dad bring one or two children. Seeing those children running around and making noise in the supermarket, Meng Tangxi couldn't help it. He frowned and snorted, "The kids are too noisy."

Liu Lian smiled instead: "I think it's more lively with children."

Meng Tangxi froze for a moment, then immediately became nervous: "Do you like children very much?"

Although he doesn't particularly like children, if Liu Lian really wants a child, he can still accept it, but he doesn't know whether Liu Lian likes boys or girls. Although boys may be more naughty, girls they Two big men can't raise...

"If you really like children so much, then let's adopt one. It may not be convenient in China, so we can go abroad to adopt children," Meng Tangxi said seriously, "Do you like boys or girls? Personally, I prefer quieter girls. We can make cute braids for her, and we can also wear beautiful skirts for her... Although even if it is a boy, we can also wear cute little braids for him. The little skirt, but the boy is too naughty..."

"Wait," Liu Lian was a little dumbfounded, "Where did you go!" He just casually said that there are children who are more lively, why has Meng Tangxi already thought of the question of whether they will adopt a boy or a girl in the future? superior?How big is this guy's mind?

"Don't you like children?" Meng Tangxi blinked, "Although I don't like children very much, but if you like children very much, let's adopt one."

Seeing Meng Tangxi's serious face, Liu Lian sighed: "Can you stop thinking so far, I'm just talking casually."

Meng Tangxi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Although he said he didn't mind raising a child with Liu Lian, it was inconvenient to have a child as a light bulb. For example, he wanted to do something inappropriate with Liu Lian. If the child What should I do if I suddenly start crying?Such a virtuous wife as Liu Lian will definitely be a loving mother in the future, and she will definitely leave him and get out of bed to coax the children!

So for the sake of harmony in a certain way, he and Liu Lian should not adopt children!

"I'll buy some food by the way," Liu Lian walked towards the fresh food section of the supermarket, and picked up cabbage among a bunch of groceries shopping ladies, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Meng Tangxi cheekily followed Liu Lian and squeezed in. A grocery shopping lady who was squeezed away immediately gave him a hard look.

"As long as it's my daughter-in-law's cooking, I like to eat it." Meng Tangxi leaned closer to Liu Lian's ear and lowered his voice, laughing, "I'll eat whatever my daughter-in-law buys."

Liu Lian gave him a sideways glance, bent down and continued to pick up the Chinese cabbage.

Meng Tangxi looked at Liu Lian's waistline that was wrapped by the coat when he bent down, and suddenly felt a little bit uneasy. He hadn't touched his wife's waist for many days, and of course she had her round buttocks.

Recalling the long-lost feeling, he couldn't help feeling a little thirsty and slightly hot in his lower abdomen.

Liu Lian had just picked out a Chinese cabbage, and then he felt his ass was touched by some salty pig's hand.

I only touched it once, but I even pinched it twice.

He raised his head and glared at Meng Tangxi: "What are your hands doing?"

"Daughter-in-law," Meng Tangxi whispered while gently stroking Liu Lian's buttocks, "We haven't 'exercised' for a long time, let's exercise tonight?" Recently, he and Liu Lian They are very busy. Ever since Liu Lian started to mix online dubbing, he spends a lot of time practicing dubbing every night, which greatly reduces the time they can make out at night.

"Tomorrow is New Year's Eve," Liu Lian cast a sideways glance at Meng Tangxi, "We're going to have a reunion dinner at your parents' house at noon, and we're going to my parents' house for a reunion dinner in the evening. I'm so busy."

Meng Tangxi looked aggrieved: "But we haven't done much..."

"It's only a week," Liu Lian continued to bury her head in picking Chinese cabbage, "It's not a long time."

"Obviously ten days!" Meng Tangxi snorted aggrievedly, "Ten days! We haven't done anything for ten days!"

"It's only been ten days," Liu Lian picked out Chinese cabbage, and then turned to pick out other vegetables, "How long does it take?"

"It's been a long time," Meng Tangxi hurriedly followed, leaning into Liu Lian's ear and whispering, "We used to do it every day, but now we haven't done it for ten days, and I'm almost suffocating. .”

While picking fresh vegetables, Liu Lian said casually, "Can't you use your hands?" It's only been ten days!Is Meng Tangxi really that hungry?

"How can a daughter-in-law use her hands? This is disrespectful to a daughter-in-law!" Meng Tangxi said solemnly.

Liu Lian: "..."

"Daughter-in-law, tonight..."

Liu Lian said calmly, "We have to go out tomorrow, and we can't do anything tonight."

Meng Tangxi looked aggrieved: "Then let's only do it once, okay?"

Liu Lian sneered: "Do you think I will believe what you say?"

Meng Tangxi blinked: "Really! This time I really only do it once!"

Without raising her head, Liu Lian said, "Would you like salt and pepper pork ribs or sweet and sour pork ribs tonight?"

Meng Tangxi thought about it subconsciously: "Sweet and sour pork ribs."

Liu Lian smiled: "Then I'll go buy some ribs."

Meng Tangxi nodded: "Okay, okay."

"...Wait, you haven't answered me yet!"

After Liu Lian weighed the ribs, he went to buy some other dishes.

Meng Tangxi followed Liu Lian all the time, pestering him aggrievedly, but was cruelly rejected by Liu Lian time and time again.

After the two came out of the supermarket, they both carried large and small bags of things in their hands. The only difference was that Liu Lian looked relaxed, but Meng Tangxi looked depressed.

There are people coming and going on the street, many people are carrying big bags and small bags of New Year's goods, and there are also many beautifully dressed young girls who are shopping and shopping.

Liu Lian looked at those young girls and suddenly thought of Li Zhi, so she glanced subconsciously.

Meng Tangxi who was on the side immediately became vigilant. Those young girls were all very beautifully dressed. Although Liu Lian didn't like girls, he couldn't tell... He couldn't help but stared at the group of girls vigilantly.

When the handsome guy saw that group of girls, they immediately blushed and started talking about it.

But the next moment-

"Wearing such a short skirt in winter is not afraid of freezing." Meng Tangxi snorted, turned her head and said to Liu Lian in a moderate voice, "I really don't understand girls nowadays."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched, and he hurriedly pulled Meng Tangxi forward.

Meng Tangxi groaned as he walked: "They are obviously not as good looking as me, why are you staring at them? Aren't they just younger than me?"

Although he knew that his lover was jealous, Liu Lian couldn't help but twitched his mouth: "Didn't I just take a second look?"

Meng Tangxi snorted again.

Liu Lian had no choice but to shake his head and ignore Meng Tangxi.

Soon, another group of young male high school students came towards them. Liu Lian didn't pay much attention at first, but the next moment he found that Meng Tangxi was actually staring at a boy.

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows, that boy was very handsome and much younger than him...

When Meng Tangxi came back to his senses, he found that Liu Lian was looking at him with raised eyebrows.

Meng Tangxi immediately reacted, and hurriedly stammered to explain: "You, don't get me wrong! I'm not staring at that person! I just think he looks a bit like you!"

Liu Lian raised his eyebrows again, that boy looks so handsome, how is he like him?Apart from the fact that they all have eyes, noses and mouths, they don't look alike at all.

"Really," Meng Tangxi became anxious when he found out that Liu Lian didn't believe him, "I just think he looks a bit like you, and his eyes are a bit similar, but of course you are cuter..."

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "I understand, you don't need to explain."

Meng Tangxi looked anxious: "...Aren't you jealous?"

Liu Lian smiled lightly: "Don't worry, I won't be jealous because of such trivial things."

Meng Tangxi was silent for a while, and suddenly said with an unhappy face: "How can you not be jealous?"

Liu Lian: "..."

"How can you not be jealous?" Meng Tangxi was very depressed, "Seeing someone you like staring at others, normal people should be jealous! Don't you like me at all?"

Liu Lian sighed, "How is that possible."

Meng Tangxi bulged her cheeks: "Then why aren't you jealous at all?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Okay, I'm jealous, are you satisfied?"

Meng Tangxi looked unhappy: "It's too perfunctory!"

The corner of Liu Lian's mouth twitched: "Then what do you want?"

Meng Tangxi: "Hmph! You don't love me! I'm angry!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Then I'll make you another salt and pepper ribs tonight?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Hmph, am I the kind of foodie who is so easily bought by food?"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Another coke chicken wing?"

Meng Tangxi snorted: "Hmph, I'm not so easy to be bribed!"

Liu Lian raised her eyebrows: "Then what do you want?"

Meng Tangxi pretended to think for a moment, and then reluctantly said, "Do it tonight."

Liu Lian: "...then you should continue to be angry."

Meng Tangxi: QAQ