torture that scum

There have been many traditions on the day of the Flower Appreciation Festival on Ariel Planet. For example, it is best to bring flowers with you when you go to the street. The campus couple contest held by the school every year.

The registration site at the entrance of the auditorium was surrounded by many spectators. After Jing Ming and Gu Yan paid homage to their gay friends, they almost couldn't even squeeze in the crowd.

The cadre of the student union who is in charge of the registration is shouting at the top of his voice: "Students who are not participating in the registration, please make way! Make way! Don't squeeze any further! Please make way!"

Jing Ming couldn't bear to see that hoarse voice, he grabbed Gu Yan's arm, leaned over his head and whispered: "Why don't they choose to sign up online?"

Gu Yan said nonsense calmly: "They like to be lively."

The member of the student union who happened to overhear the conversation between the two: "..."

no!It's just tradition!Tradition!In order to let those couples feel the difficulty of signing up!Then they will cherish it even more!

Jing Ming shrugged his shoulders: "Busy? I think they are just looking for trouble."

Student council member: "..."

Although I really want to refute, but what is this indescribable sense of identity...

Silently shed two lines of tears, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, exuding a weak otaku style all over his body, the student union boy straightened his crooked student union epaulettes, and tried his best to ignore the expressions of the two people next to him Conversation, rolled up the sleeves, and wanted to squeeze into the vast sea of ​​people in front of him like an otaku.

The voice that was pleasant to complain about just now floated into my ears inadvertently: "Gu Yan, it's so crowded here, why don't we sign up? It's the same as being an audience!"

The otaku's movements froze immediately, and after a few seconds, he turned his head and looked at the two people beside him.

Well, tall and leggy, domineering and arrogant, that's right, he's the playboy Gu male god of their school.

Well, the tall and cold flower fan with a thin body and exquisite appearance, yes, it is Jing Mingming, the cold beauty of their school.

What did the beauty classmate just say?

Gu Yan, it's so crowded here, why don't we sign up?

Don't sign up?

Sign up? !

Gu Nanshen and Leng Meiren want to sign up for the couple contest!

That must not make them retreat!

The petite and frail otaku schoolmaster suddenly trembled, and a powerful force erupted from the bottom of his heart, his voice was instantly high and clear, overwhelming the noise in the audience: "Gu Yan and Jingming are going to participate in the couple contest! let!"

The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent. Some people who came from other places to pay their respects to the good friends of the Marshal and Head of State did not know who Gu Yan and Jing Ming were, but when they saw the others quiet down, they also subconsciously stopped their voices.

Seeing this, the otaku student relaxed immediately, and said loudly again: "Gu Yan and Jing Ming are going to participate in the couple contest, please make room for the students who don't participate in the registration!"

"Swipe", the crowd at the scene quickly caught the source of the sound, and looked over in unison.

After that, Gu Yan and the crowd in front of Jing Ming "swiped" and quickly separated to the two sides, revealing a direct path to the registration office.

Jingming: "..."

Gu Yan: "..."

The male student who was in charge of counting the registration forms at the registration office waved to the two excitedly: "Student Gu! Classmate Jing! Come here and register!"

As soon as his words fell, the quiet crowd suddenly became noisy again. Pairs of enthusiastic eyes kept looking at the two of them, and the students chattered.

"A few days ago, I heard that Gu Nanshen took down Leng Meiren. Is it true?"

"Hey... my beauty! Why is the good cabbage always being bullied by pigs!"

"You are the pig! Have you ever seen such a handsome pig as Gu Nanshen?"

"No matter how handsome Gu Yan is, isn't he just a philandering scum? How can he be worthy of Jingming?"

"Jing Ming is not good enough for Gu Yan, okay? He can only see one face!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow... ”

"Heh, Gu Yan never dated anyone for more than a week before. Jing Ming is now on the third day, right? Do you want to bet that he will be dumped within a few days?"

hum hum hum!

Jing Ming's head got dizzy from the quarrel, and he was filled with regret immediately, why on earth did he sign up for that bad couple contest on impulse!Isn't this rushing to be visited like a monkey?

He twitched the corner of his mouth, tugged at Gu Yan's sleeve, and whispered: "Why don't we..."

Gu Yan grabbed his hand with his backhand, pulled him along the space made by the crowd to the registration office, and tightened his hand as he walked, "Don't be shy, just pretend they don't exist." .”

Jing Ming: "..." I'm ashamed of your sister!I don't want to be treated like a monkey, okay?

The crowd of onlookers: "..." Although Gu Nanshen's supercilious and arrogant look is still so handsome that people can't get along, but why does this sound so unpleasant!We have such a large group of people, what a sense of existence!Are you saying that if it doesn't exist, it doesn't exist!

The male student at the registration office sitting behind a desk looked at them like chicken blood, and quickly called up a new electronic form, the light bursting out of his eyes was almost blinding.

The male student looked at Jingming: "Name?"

Just as Jing Ming was about to answer, he saw the male student asking himself and answering: "Jing Ming." While answering by himself, he filled in the name column on the form.

Jingming: "..."

The male student continued to ask, "What grade and class?"

Still asking and answering by myself: "Class A, grade eight."

"height?"

"1.78m."

"weight?"

"60kg."

"Three circumferences?"

"xx, xx, xx."

"..."

"..."

Jingming: "..."

He froze, not knowing what expression to put on.

The height and weight of the grades and classes don't matter, what the hell are the measurements!And why does this guy in front of him even know!

The male student asked and answered for himself for a while, and almost filled in all the information that Jing Ming needed to fill in, then looked at the remaining two questions, and said, "Student Jing Ming, what is your size?"

Jingming: "..."

Male student: "Classmate Jing Ming?"

Jing Ming chuckled, and quickly put on a straight face: "I'm sorry you just asked what the wind was too strong, I didn't hear clearly."

The male student repeated it clearly in a very serious and dedicated voice: "What is the size of your XX?"

Jingming: "..."

Fuck!Isn't it just to sign up for a broken couple contest!It doesn't matter if you ask about measurements, why would you ask such a shameless question!Why did I tell you what size it is!Not to mention there are so many onlookers here!Don't think that I can't see your pricked ears because you rub your hands secretly and don't make a sound!

How about you, Gu Zhaza!It is your ears that are the longest!

Taking a deep breath, Jing Ming tried his best to suppress the urge to violently hurt others, and smiled gently (violently) at the male student: "Is this question mandatory? I think things like size involve personal privacy, so I choose not to." answer."

"Alas." The surrounding crowd, with their ears pricked up and ready to collect more information on Leng Meiren, sighed in unison. It was a pity that the environment that had been quiet for a while had started to become noisy again.

"The cold beauty was shy just now, she must be shy!"

"A beauty is a beauty, that smile was so flashing just now! It's a pity that you didn't smile at me!"

"The beauty doesn't want to tell the size, could it be...hehehehe..."

"Hey hey hey... it's good that we know about this kind of thing, don't say it out hey hey hey..."

"Hey hey hey... In fact, it's okay to be short. The beauty is so beautiful, and the requirements for the lower body can be relaxed! And the beauty doesn't look top, and the size can be ignored..."

"Hey Hey……"

"Hey Hey……"

Jing Ming: "..." Hey, sir!

What is short!What is meant by appearance is not top!I'm still developing, okay?Lao Tzu's size is definitely above average okay!Even if I really become a gay, I will definitely attack without explaining it!!

The cold beauty with her lips still curled up began to exude a chilly aura all over her body, and the temperature around her suddenly dropped. The male student who was facing the cold air swallowed nervously and stammered: "No no no no answer No answer, this question is indeed not required..."

Before he finished speaking, classmate Jing, who was transformed into a veritable cold beauty by the air-conditioning, suddenly smiled at him. The smile was warm and the spring blossomed, his eyes were contemptuous, and he used a look of "I didn't want to say it to hurt you, but you want me to say it." I really can't do anything with you," said in a flaunting tone: "XXcm."

male student:"……?"

Jing Ming: "XXcm."

male student:"……!!!"

Fuck!real or fake!

The crowd of onlookers also fell silent immediately, their eyes unconsciously gliding to Jingming's lower body.

Being looked at coldly, Jing Ming restrained the desire to clamp his legs tightly, with a calm expression on his face that could not conceal his pride.

She pretended so well that she had to finish pretending even when she was kneeling!

Besides, the number he said was not completely false, at least his size in the previous life was indeed ahem!This body is still developing, under his conditioning, it will definitely be better in the future!

Seeing the male student in front of him constantly scanning his lower body while looking suspicious, Jing Mingxue Gu Zhazha raised his chin arrogantly at the male student, his self-confidence almost broke through the sky: "I'm done answering, Why don't you fill it in?"

Male student: "...Oh, oh, oh! Just fill it in!" While filling in, the male student was dumbfounded. He didn't expect the beauty to look so weak, but his capital was so strong.

Because Jing Ming pretended to be too calm and composed, many doubtful people have already believed his words.

Ordinary people lie, no matter how fake they appear on the surface, they are still vain at the bottom. No matter how you look at it, Leng Meiren's self-confidence breaks through the sky, it doesn't look like she is talking nonsense with her eyes open!

While looking at Leng Meiren, everyone couldn't help turning their eyes to Gu Yan...'s lower body.

Beauty's capital is too strong, although it doesn't look like top, but this kind of thing can't be determined just by looking at it, and if the beauty classmate is top, then Gu Nanshen...

Fuck, I can't think about it anymore, this kind of refreshing feeling like my scalp is numb and my whole body has been electrified...

Sure enough, I can bear anything, but I can't bear against the CP!

So Gu Zhazha, who had a cool and domineering aura with his hands in his pockets, inexplicably received a lot of "Come on! We will always support you!" looks.

Moreover, the feeling of constantly being scrutinized on the important parts is really indescribable. It is rare for Gu, who has always been very confident, to feel the feeling of scalp numbness.

Gu Yan: "..."

After solving the size problem, the male student began to ask Jingming the last question: "Are you top?"

Jingming: "..."

Gu Yan quickly answered for him: "No."

Jingming: "..."

Onlookers: "..."

Oh, it's not?Such a powerful capital, what a reckless waste~~ Jing Ming: "..."

rely on it!What kind of broken problems are these tm!

With a calm expression, Gu Yan accepted Jingming's glaring gaze and the sight of the crowd looking up at the mountain, and then looked at the male student with a calm expression. He filled in his information by asking and answering himself, and then he answered the same as Jingming. Two final questions.

"What's your size?"

"XX+1cm."

"Are you top?"

"Ah."

Jingming: "..."

Depend on! !

Chapter 27 No.70 The first match of the [-]th Campus Couple Contest: Speed ​​of life and death, start!

Until being dragged to the competition venue by Gu Yan, Jing Ming's face was still a little uneasy, he kept a straight face and didn't smile at all, and he was very "cold beauty" even if he didn't pretend.

Well, he was not simply angry, but mainly embarrassed.

Just now he pretended to be awesome, but then he was personally slapped in the face by his 'boy friend', or because of that kind of problem that has no limit, his embarrassment phobia is almost committed, okay?

Not to mention the idle onlookers who have been buzzing about him and Gu Yan's size, up and down, body position and various issues, and the content is all kinds of obscenity, which is simply not good.

Gu Yan observed Jing Ming's journey from the corner of his eye, and his gaze stayed on his lower body for a moment, then he coughed: "Forget my fault, don't get angry, okay?"

"...What do you mean by counting your fault?" Jing Ming glanced sideways, "It will be regarded as the person who is discussing all kinds of things below is not you, otherwise I see how calm you are!"

Gu Yan: "...So you are angry because of this?"

"if not?"

Gu Yan: "..." I thought it was because the number you lied about was still not as good as mine, and my fragile self-esteem was hurt...

"Cough!" Gu Yan's face turned red: "Even if you don't say anything about this kind of thing, they will still discuss it, so don't pay too much attention to it."

Jingming: "...haha." If they treat me as an attack, I don't care about their flirting, okay?

Gu Yan touched the tip of his nose, leaned over and whispered, "Don't be angry, I'll cover it up for you... okay?"

Jing Ming: "...What are you covering up?" He felt that he absolutely misheard the content of that '...'.

Gu Yan glanced down, his expression and tone were very serious: "When I was in the military academy, my intelligence collection class was always excellent, and I could tell a person's real measurements and various sizes at a glance, and the error did not exceed 1mm .”

Jingming: "..."

Jing Ming was taken aback for a moment, then his face suddenly turned red, and his embarrassment phobia broke out again.

Depend on!No matter how serious you say it, you can't hide the meaning in your words, okay!I thought I was pretending to look alike, you kid secretly stood by and watched the show very happily, didn't you!

Well, getting angry from embarrassment is still a good friend who is inseparable from embarrassment phobia...

"Don't worry, I helped you block other people's sight before, so you don't have to worry about coughing... being exposed, and I will help you later in the game."

Men know men best, and what Jing Ming said was actually harmless. Even if other people knew that he was lying, they probably wouldn't care too much, but to Jing Ming, this matter is very important!It's about a man's face and dignity!

"Hathaway Comprehensive Middle School No.70's [-]th Campus Couple Contest starts now!" Before Jing Ming could reply, a voice from the main stage interrupted their conversation.

The place where they are now is a special game center for couples in the school. The annual campus couple competition is held here, and most couples usually choose this place for dating.

"Crack!" The stage lights turned on, and the surroundings of the stage became dark.

On the cute pink heart-shaped stage, the two hosts of the student union stood on both sides of the heart-shaped depression, with one hand stretched out to each other, the stage light effect hit them, and the sad background music sounded, icy The snowflakes were flying in the light effect, and the two hosts fell all over their faces.

Man: "It's another year's flower viewing festival, Alice, and it's been another year since we parted."

Female: "This year's Flower Festival is so beautiful. I stood in the sea of ​​Hathaway flowers and waited obsessively, but I couldn't wait for my handsome lover."

The light effect changes, the male and female sides are not the same, the male host's side becomes a vast sea of ​​stars, the lonely battleship floats in the cold universe, the sad man looks at the date on the terminal, with a touch of nostalgia and sadness on the corner of his mouth laugh.

On the other side of the hostess is a romantic sea of ​​white flowers. Beautiful women in costumes wander among the flowers, their melancholy eyes drifting to the distant sky from time to time. Being out of place makes her even more sad.

"This is 1366, the tenth year of the Kanster War. Our hero and heroine were separated because of the war. The participating couples need to help the hero and heroine get together as soon as possible by doing tasks. During the task, they will get corresponding points. The final Grades are calculated based on points.”

The lighting effect of the stage changed again. Except for the heart-shaped stage in the center, a large open space around the stage was illuminated. A total of two hundred couples sat on the rows of chairs in the open space, and opened their personal terminals to connect to the holographic arena.

Jing Ming and Gu Yan sat together, and the comfortable and elastic double sofa chair wrapped them in a small space. There were two holographic sensing devices above the sofa chair, and their competition numbers were pasted on them.

111, 112.

Two seconds after putting on the holographic sensing device, Jing Ming's eyes went from black to bright again, and he found himself on a very strange battlefield.

It is called a battlefield because the place is dilapidated and filled with gunpowder smoke and the smell of blood, and there are still many corpses of federal soldiers and Canster stars lying on the ground.And the clothes on him and Gu Yan also changed into the style of federal military uniforms, and they held a very sharp-looking dagger in their hands.

It is strange because apart from the corpses, 50 meters away on the avenue in front of him, there are groups of Kansters with slightly transparent bodies wandering in neat rows, and the length from their foreheads is only a few inches. Judging from the transparent corners, this group of Kanster stars are just low-level soldiers, and their strength is not high.

Their state was very strange. Jing Ming thought for a few seconds before he realized that they had a sense of sight of game mobs.

Well, judging from the fact that they were only 50 meters away from him but turned a blind eye to him, this sense of déjà vu was even stronger.

"What are you asking us to do?" Gu Yan, who was standing next to him, frowned and looked at the Kanster team in the distance.

Jing Ming shrugged his shoulders: "Jointly fight out?"

Although the two of them appeared on a strange battlefield, their bodies subtly turned into a three-legged state. A black chain tightly tied his right leg and Gu Yan's left leg together. If you ignore the group of Cansters who look like wild monsters on the map, this road seems to be a runway for them to play with two and three legs.

The two of them were looking at the venue carefully, when a big countdown box suddenly appeared in the air above their heads, and a mechanical electronic sound came from their ears.

"The first match of the No.70 [-]th Campus Couple Contest: Speed ​​of life and death, start!"

Along with the continuous countdown time sound effect in the countdown frame, a burst of background sound similar to a parkour game sounds at the same time.

Jing Ming looked at the group of Kanster starmen running towards him and Gu Yan 50 meters away, and said, "I have never participated in this kind of competition, do you know what we should do?"

Gu Yan clenched the dagger in his palm, and his body showed a natural offensive posture: "I haven't played before, I don't know."

Jing Ming: "...well, they are all newbies."

He rubbed his chin and said, "Looking at the countdown box, the game has obviously started, which means that this level has a time limit. According to my years of experience in playing games, we need to run to the finish line before the countdown ends!"

Gu Yan: "The Cansters on the runway are definitely not decorations. Now we have two choices - kill all the Cansters, or ignore them and run to the finish line."

Jing Ming: "The second option seems a little impossible. The movements of these monsters are not slow, but they are really unpleasant. It is easy to hide. The student in charge of registration said that the content of the competition is actually quite difficult, so it is definitely not the second option. Combined with the story background of the game, I choose the first one."

"I also choose the first one." Looking at the Kanster team getting closer and closer to the two of them, Gu Yan raised the corners of his mouth, narrowed his eyes slightly, and revealed an extremely dangerous smile.

Jing Ming clenched the dagger tightly, lowered his body, his black eyes were full of excitement and eagerness to try.

The two said in tacit understanding at the same time: "1, 2, 3!" Let's run!

"boom!"

"boom!"

The tacit understanding was insufficient, and runners No. 111 and No. 112 rushed to the street in the second second of the start.

Jingming: "..."

Gu Yan: "..."

Chapter 28 This tm is not only so handsome that he can't close his legs, he is so handsome that he can't close his legs, okay! !

As campus celebrities, the combination of Jing Ming and Gu Yan is very eye-catching, although the reason why the audience pays attention to them is mostly because of their faces.

But looking at their faces, they didn't expect these two to rush to the street the second they started running!

What about the agreed-upon strong alliance with the highest winning rate and the most interesting couple combination?

Nima has something to look at, but are you two sure you are not here to be funny?

Piaji~ Jing Ming and Gu Yan, who fell firmly with a sound, obviously didn't expect such a situation to happen. After looking at each other for a while, they struggled to get up with embarrassment on their faces.

The mood of the two of them at this moment is an unprecedented tacit understanding, and they both cursed cheating and embarrassing in their hearts.

At this time, the distance between the first Canster star team and them was only five meters. With Jingming's vision, he could clearly see ten centimeter-long claws that popped out from their fingertips. The claws are also a bit transparent like their bodies. At first glance, they look like fragile glass products, but no one who faces these claws will underestimate their sharpness.

Gu Yan obviously noticed them too, raised his eyebrows, and shook the leg tied to Jingming.

Jing Ming's body was shaken by him, and he almost couldn't stand still and threw himself on the street again, so he quickly reached out and grabbed his arm tightly.

"I think we need to change our strategy a bit."

Jing Ming looked at the Kanster star team four meters away, and replied while guarding: "How to change it?"

Gu Yan grinned, and hugged Jing Ming's thin waist with his left hand, lifted him off the ground, and said in a deep voice, "Hold me tight!"

As soon as the words fell, the left leg tied with Jingming kicked the ground violently, and the whole person rushed out like an arrow flying off the string, the dagger in his right hand shone with a dazzling and cruel sharp light.

Just as Jing Ming hugged his waist subconsciously, he felt a burst of cold transparent liquid splashing on his body. When he turned his head, he saw that the corpse of the Canster star closest to them had been separated neatly, and his tall body crashed. It fell, splashing a cloud of dust.

Jingming: "..."

Gu Yan didn't look at Jingming, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was full of pleasure. Even though half of his body was bearing Jingming's weight, his body was still incredibly flexible and swift. , the dagger in his hand was almost rendered an afterimage.

And every time Jing Ming caught the sound of a dagger piercing into flesh, it meant that Gu Yan had once again harvested the life of a Canster star.

Jing Ming stared at Gu Yan's face that was close at hand, felt the explosive muscles of the other party's close contact with his own, felt the surging heat from his body, and couldn't help being a little absent-minded.

Strong, cruel, sharp, and cold, at this moment Gu Yan is like the most powerful king in the jungle, playing a war song of blood carelessly and strategically. Elegant, people can't help but hold their breath in fear, but they can't resist being attracted, and can't look away.

Gu Yan in the middle of the battle was unbelievably dazzling.

If the original owner had met Gu Yan with such a face, it would not be difficult to understand why he would be so irrational as a moth to the flame.

Like Jing Ming, there are also viewers watching the live broadcast. The game of Speed ​​of Life and Death is only an entry-level game. The gameplay is similar to many games. If it is normal, it will definitely not make people stare intently and reluctant to blink.

but now……

The elegant and powerful man on the screen who looks like a hormone bomber is so handsome!

This tm is not only so handsome that he can't close his legs, he is so handsome that he can't close his legs, okay? !

If Gu Nanshen registers the Bibo ① account when, he doesn't have to do anything, just post today's battle video on it, and it will definitely attract countless little goblins who are shameless and shameless stretching their legs and begging for fuck!

Many viewers felt their hearts beat faster, their pupils dilated, their breathing quickened and their spirits were high. Those who didn't know thought they were watching some discordant action movie together!

After they stared intently at all the Custer mobs on the road that Gu Yan killed, and calmed down a bit, someone couldn't help but weakly said: "Although the male god's killing spree is really cool, but I I still want to know...why did he kill those mobs?"

Audiences:"……"

yes!Why on earth did he want to kill those little monsters!This is obviously just the simplest obstacle parkour game. Participants only need to avoid mobs and run to the finish line!

"That's needless to say! In order to show our masculinity in front of our cold beauties!"

"That's right, did you notice the beauty's expression just now? She stared at her shyly and admired her eyes (fog), I guess he must love Gu Nanshen to death now (fog)!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, thinking about it this way, my male god is really scheming!"

"Scheming +1."

"Scheming +2."

"Good intentions + communication number!"

……

Only a few noticed the conversation between Jing Ming and Gu Yan after the game started, and said weakly: "Actually, the male god did this because he thought too much, right?"

"That's right! The male god and Leng Meiren think this is too complicated..."

It's a pity that what they said didn't occupy the market, and was quickly ignored by those bloody onlookers who watched the male god and the cold beauty's friendship.

What are Gu Yan and Jing Ming thinking now?

Well, Jing Ming and Gu Yan stared intently at the points box that popped up behind the countdown box and at the shining egg above. If they still don’t know what’s going on with this level, they should find a place to die. one dead.

Jing Ming sighed: "So, is this level just an obstacle run?" He looked back at the piles of Custer mobs on the runway who died in various and miserable ways, and couldn't help but feel sorry for them. She shed tears of sympathy.

You guys died so unjustly and tragically!

The handsome Gu Yan just played a trick: "..."

Jing Ming: "Also, judging from the points, we have to keep our feet on the ground and run together, otherwise it won't count as points."

Gu Yan, who insisted on hugging Jingming like a leg pendant, had a big fight: "..."

With a stiff face, he exerted force with the hand still on Jingming's waist, picked him up in the air again, and then quickly ran towards the starting point.

Jing Ming: "...Hello!"

Gu Yan: "Hurry up, and I'll put you down at the starting point."

Jing Ming: "..." What I want to say is not this... You tm let me relax a little bit!Your waist will be slender by two centimeters, okay?

So, Gu Yanyan and Jing Mingming, who were sadly urged, had to start over and honestly ran a 1000-meter run with two people and three legs.

The author has something to say: ①: It was passed down as Weibo~ I thought of a lot of names for the future federal social platform, but none of them sound good, so I just used a scarf in the end. Well, this game is indeed a simple two-legged three-legged game... …