Majesty the Cat Daily

"Yaoguang! You write for me"

His majesty the cat held a yellowing thin book in his mouth, jumped up the banister of the stairs with a serious cat face, and slid down the stairs in a hurry.

Mr. Chi was wearing a training suit and carrying a Tai Chi sword and was chasing after him. Today he must teach this thief cat a lesson!

After exercising in the morning, as soon as I arrived at the study, the old man met Yao Guangmiao...unexpectedly.Bah, from the old man's point of view, it is difficult to defend against house thieves by day and night, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Of course, from the perspective of His Majesty the Cat, as a predator at the top of the pyramid, wherever he can reach, and things that can be grabbed under his paws, as long as he is happy, all are his.In his dictionary, there is no yours, mine, his, only what he likes and what he doesn't want.

But anyway, after 20 years of mixing in human society, His Majesty the cool, crazy and explosive cat still knows a little bit of human sophistication and restrained himself.So when old master Chi got mad, Yao Guangmiao was furious.

"Bastard, stop for me!"

"If you don't ask, you are stealing. Do you still think you are a kitten who doesn't understand anything?"

"Say it, say it yourself, how many times has this happened, you're too embarrassed..."

Mr. Chi ran around the yard chasing the white cat with his sword flower on his arm.

In the past, when something was stolen or something, the old man turned a blind eye and closed his eyes, and it was over.After all, it’s still a cat after all. If you reason with it, you want to be an upright and innocent human being. Cough, being a cat, it doesn’t understand, right?But it’s different now, people can change, what words can’t be understood?This is called knowingly committing a crime, and the crime is aggravated!

Ji Cistan, who just came back from running around the lotus pond, saw the old man's menacing posture, and trembled reflexively.The old man of their family is really energetic and youthful, he is called back to the old house every now and then to be disciplined, and last night he scolded his parents and younger brother to shame, and now he doesn't even let his eldest brother raise a cat.

It's fine to train people, but also train cats... Well, in fact, Ji Yu is also happy to watch the jokes of this stupid cat. Eight times out of ten times when he is scolded, the cat will be bored and watch from the sidelines, not to mention The account that turned his family upside down for the first time has not yet been settled.

However, thanks to the cat's paw prints of the stupid cat, he picked a good script."Slightly" directed by Ms. Han Mei not only won several nominations in one go as a dark horse at the International Film Festival, but the film was also well received and well received after its recent release.

Many movie fans ridiculed and praised the film as a refreshing pill in summer, a ballad for midnight dreams... As the leading actor, Ji Cistan's net worth has naturally increased.

Ji Yu, who took off the vase label in one fell swoop, bravely stepped forward, "Grandpa, please calm down, what is there to care about with a cat, you say it doesn't understand, and it doesn't understand."

"Why doesn't he understand? It's all just pretending!"

Mr. Chi turned his head and glared angrily, only to see Ji Cistan and Yun Ma and others who happened to be passing by to pick lotus pods, all of them had the expression of "the old man has also started making trouble for no reason~" and then looked up at the old man who jumped up. A locust tree, a white cat with a concave shape of a trophy... His master Qiao autographed a collection of cheats, I really want to smear the faces of these ignorant human beings with a mouthful of old blood.

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The whole family eats breakfast together, but the old man feels a sense of embarrassment to everyone, and everyone thoroughly implements the principle of not eating or sleeping at the dining table.

Chi Shuocheng, Lin Meizhen, and Chi Ming's family of three, as well as sisters Chi Xiaolu and Chi Xiaorui, came back together yesterday afternoon.

As soon as they came back, Chi Shuocheng and Lin Meizhen took the lead, and they were first called to the study by the old man and scolded.The couple used the banner of 'I hope Yannian can find someone who truly loves him', and they got involved in the Tang family, which made the Tang family go crazy again.

For their own benefit, some members of the Tang family felt that Tang Panchun was more suitable as the eldest mistress of the Chi family. After all, she and Chi Xu had a good relationship since childhood.There are also some people who support Tang Duo'er, thinking that Tang Duo'er's temperament is more suitable.In short, both sides are able to speak freely, and it is said that they did not catch their breath for the first half of the day.

Unexpectedly, Tang Panchun had a quarrel with the young master of the Li family at Tang Bin's birthday dinner, but the Tang family reluctantly agreed and settled on Tang Duo'er, and now came to test the old man's intentions.

What is the meaning of the old man? It is one thing to take care of the Tang family for the sake of an old friend who has passed away, but another matter is the marriage of his grandson.Even Tang Panchun, whom the old man liked very much, never thought of being a grandson's wife.What's more, his eldest grandson has given up treatment and only likes his cat, so what else can he mean!

As for Chi Shuocheng and Lin Meizhen, who were just looking for trouble, they naturally had no good fruit to eat with the old man.

Then there was their precious son Chi Ming.

After dinner, the old man saw another entertainment magazine in the living room.

The little girl in the magazine is called Mu Xuexi, she is very pure and beautiful, because she starred in "Slightly" directed by Han Mei. first love lover template.

It is unbearable that such a pure and pure first love object that everyone can't wait to hold in the palm of their hands and take care of him, should be humiliated and bullied by rich and wealthy playboys.

That's right, Chi Ming is the dandy, dude, evil, and less mentioned in the magazine!

Because he was photographed not only slapping Mu Xuexi, threatening her by pulling her hair, but also mentioned such words as agreement, support, and how to play as he wanted in the conversation. Once the video was posted on the Internet, netizens immediately It's fried, unity is strength, the so-called dandies and evil youngsters were quickly dug out with names and surnames, and they had such fun just after graduating from high school.

In order to pay off her brother's debts, Mu Xuexi dropped out of school with such excellent grades, and in order to make money from filming as soon as possible, she has to endure the spoils of dudes. It's really pitiful.Between Mu Xuexi and Chi Ming, the public opinion was basically one-sided.Although after the video broke, some people came out and said that Mu Xuexi stepped on Chi Ming's position and crossed the river to demolish bridges, but they were quickly crushed by the public's accusations.

The old man didn't care about these things, and Chi Shuocheng and Lin Meizhen also deliberately concealed them for their son. Unexpectedly, an entertainment magazine appeared in front of the old man.

After his parents, Chi Ming also sprayed blood in front of the old man.

Seeing that her son was being trained so much that she was about to ask for family law, Lin Meizhen hurriedly defended her son. Their family Mingming was framed by someone. If the old man doesn't believe it, he can ask Ji Cistan.

Well, the unlucky boy Ji Cistan lay down again.

After being called home, and knowing that he was secretly helping Chi Ming to play the game of praising a starlet without telling the family, Ji Cistan also fell into the old man's roar.

A family of four was trained until midnight, and they almost knelt in a row to write a self-criticism.

It was quite a hard time eating breakfast. Except for His Majesty the cat who patted his owner's arm and raised his paw to nod on the dining table, and Mr. Chi who had a good understanding with him and sent all his favorite food to the bowl, others People eat whatever they have in front of them, and try not to attract the attention of the old man.

Even Chi Xiaolu and Chi Xiaorui, who were the most transparent in the Chi family, could not escape the old man's sight.

The old man is not stupid, last time it was Ji Cistan, this time it was Chi Ming, can the two entertainment magazines grow their wings and fly to the coffee table in the living room for him to see.It's just that the flies don't bite seamless eggs, after all, it's Ji Cistan and Chi Ming who have done something wrong that will be exposed, and the old man didn't get to the bottom of it.

The son is indecisive and can't figure it out, the daughter-in-law is too shrewd and calculating, the grandson and granddaughter are also worried, and the eldest grandson has become a good cat with their family, showing off his face all day long, and he can't stop eating breakfast. The four big characters of "family misfortune" are shining brightly again.

Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, the old man decided to ask the butler Bai Xiaosan to pack his luggage immediately. He wants to go to Province G with old man Ouyang to participate in the jade fair.

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"Xiaorui, what you did this time is too obvious. Grandpa must doubt us, as well as Chi Ming and Lin Meizhen..."

Chi Xiaolu's temperament is much more delicate and calm than Chi Xiaorui, who is one year younger than her. When the old man puts down the bowl and chopsticks and leaves, the stomach-ache breakfast will be over, and she also takes time to hide with Chi Xiaorui idea.

Chi Xiaorui put on a face, and hummed: "It's just a suspicion, and there is no evidence. Has anyone seen me put the magazine? Besides, Chi Ming dares to do it, but he can't be shown to the public, isn't the old man also?" Tell us what."

"However, we do this, in the heart of the old man..."

"Don't think about brotherhood? Hmph, I just can't swallow that breath, does he, Chi Ming, think about brotherhood?" Chi Xiaorui became angry when he mentioned this, "You and I didn't put that magazine last time, and it turned out Ji Cistan just stared at the two of us, wishing he could take two bites. I'll make it clear this time, I'm the one who put the magazine, what can they do!"

Chi Xiaolu couldn't help worrying, "Lin Meizhen..."

"What are you afraid of? In this family, the old man hates her the most. In the future, the elder brother will be the master of the house. The elder brother has never made us feel sorry for us. Why should they mother and son? It's easy to talk."

Your Majesty Mao, who is perceptive and likes to take an unconventional path: ...Look, sure enough, he is the one who knows the most about the Chi family's secrets.

"Yaoguang..."

A familiar call came from the terrace, the white cat's ears trembled, and the snow-white figure shuttled lightly and quickly among the trees without a sound.

Stepping on the branches of the old locust tree, he moved coherently and smoothly towards the owner who was standing behind the fence and stretched out his hand to him. One person, one cat, cooperated skillfully and tacitly to embrace him.

Chi Xu lowered his head and kissed the cat's face, in exchange for Yao Guangmeow's happy purr.

Trying to lower the corners of his lips, every time he sees his majesty the cat, he can't help but automatically downgrade his age. Young Master Chi leans close to the cat's ear full of viciousness and says, "Your Majesty Yaoguang, it's time for you to practice calligraphy .”

Yao Guangmiao, who was flicking her tail lightly, froze instantly: ...

"Meow~"

Resolutely stretch out the fur paws to show the owner.