Majesty the Cat Daily

After the video and photos of participating in a pet garden party with his own owner came out, His Majesty the cat's fans became more and more popular.

And with the instant popularity of the movie "Gently", the popularity of His Majesty the Cat, who was a guest star in it with funding, has greatly increased.

Ji Cistan mentioned the script of cat paw prints in the variety show, which made the audience feel interesting and happy, and spared no effort to help His Majesty the cat to promote it.

The power of the masses is great. Overnight, Yao Guang Miao became His Majesty the National Cat, cough, His Majesty the National (God) Lucky (Stick) Majesty (Meow) Cat.

There are countless worshipers.

The historical materials of His Majesty the Cat have been re-examined.

What is the decathlon at the pet garden party, fighting with the police dogs to eliminate evil and maintain world peace, bah!In short, the more it spreads, the more mysterious it becomes, and there are even rumors on the Internet that some people dare to say that His Majesty the cat's paw prints can be consecrated.

Not only that, if someone dares to say it, someone dares to believe it.

There are quite a few people asking for paw prints of His Majesty the Cat on the Internet, and lying flat and begging His Majesty the Cat to trample on them.

The effect is probably similar to the existence of four-leaf clover. It is said that four-leaf clover can bring luck to people. It is really hard to say whether you can get luck, but this does not prevent everyone from believing it.People just want to believe, can other people control it!

So, when His Majesty the Cat appeared in the company with his owner early in the morning...

The employees of the company who firmly believed that His Majesty the Cat could seek good luck and avoid bad luck, naturally got the moon first.

Wherever Yao Guangmiao went, the scraps of paper scattered on the ground, and the babbling confessions, were really rich and colorful.

Obviously, sometimes being able to read and understand human speech is not a good thing.

The stock has fallen so much that I am about to go to the rooftop to get the number plate for jumping off the building. I beg Your Majesty to give me some advice, whether it is a strong man who cuts his wrists and sells it at a low price, or whether he is watching the spring in the cold winter and persevering to the end.

Recently, I have a plan to buy a house. Is it a real estate in xx, or a real estate in oo, or continue to rent a house.

Your Majesty, how long will it take for my true destiny to appear, please use the cat paw print to make a choice: a immediately; b in two days; c, he has actually appeared by my side...

Hahaha, my wife is two months pregnant. Your Majesty is here to help me find out if it is a boy or a girl?

Should I go back to my hometown for a blind date? The three words 'back to my hometown' are magical, and I don't know if my journey is safe or not. What do you think, Your Majesty?

Your Majesty, I like all four girls very much. It is a pity that the palace of marriage is too narrow. It is too cruel to force people to make painful choices and separate us alive!Lily is as beautiful as a flower, graceful, gentle and generous... blah blah blah blah blah, 86 words are omitted above.Your Majesty, the rest of my happiness will be entrusted to your paw prints, come on, which one should I pursue first. (As for this one, he was quickly beaten and dragged away by the girls who heard his remarks. It is said that it is because he has been a single dick for too long, and has degenerated into a single paranoid madman.)

The little one is so poor that he only has instant noodles left. Your Majesty, please beg for the lottery number!It's very simple, have you seen these numbered slips, your majesty, you can just step on it~ Is the xx ring road blocked after get off work today, or the oo viaduct is blocked.

Does my boyfriend like me with long hair or short hair...

Do it a few times a month...

Chinese New Year this year...

Yao Guangmiao turned around resolutely, leaving these ignorant humans with a cold and decisive back.

The more I think about it, the less happy I am!Thinking that when he transformed into a living person and turned into Special Assistant Bai, he would spend all day holding books like Feng Shui, Feng Shui, Wang Qi, and other books. He originally thought about just starting to practice his hands, because he was an employee of the owner. , he would be merciful and free, but in the end... no one cares about it!These blind human beings always look at him with a thunderous expression!

Now that he is a meow, these people are rushing to kneel and beg for advice again.

What's the use of this?

The race span is so large, do you think everyone can have the ability to interpret meow like his owner? !

Back in the CEO's office, Yao Guangmiao jumped onto the desk to find Shun Mao, his owner.

"Meow~"

President Chi, who was busy with work, raised his hand and rubbed his hairy head, then pushed the tablet in front of His Majesty the Cat.

Yaoguang Meow: ...

Before his Majesty the cat blew up, President Chi Xuchi raised his head and kissed the cat's face, "Your Majesty calm down, there is still a video conference with the overseas side later, and the hair smoothing service needs to be carried out at noon. Let's play the game first How about it, I asked Bai Chuan to order your favorite mousse cake, and it will be delivered soon."

"Meow~"

Being double-hit by his owner's beauty trap and sugar-coated shells, just guarding the vacant room like this, bah, just such a bored cat, after eating a big piece of mousse cake, he dragged his tablet computer and lay down on the sunny carpet , basking in the sun while playing games.

In the scorching summer, even being exposed to the sun in an air-conditioned room is quite tormenting, but this is completely unaffected by His Majesty the Cat, who has a natural talent of flame.

As the music rhythm of the game swayed for a while, Yao Guangmiao suddenly stopped.

A beam of reflected light from the building next door pierced the room like a sharp arrow, revealing a faint aura of gold.

Soon, as the light changes, the reflected beam disappears without a trace.

In the past, His Majesty Yao Guang would not have cared about this slight change, but now that he has read so many Feng Shui books and has a vivid memory, the word 'reflection evil' immediately jumped into his mind.

Reflective light entering the room may not be obvious in a short period of time, but over a long period of time, it may cause restlessness and trance, and at the worst, it will ruin your fortune and cause bloody disasters.Really hurt people invisible.

Once the light evil is formed, it carries the aura of gold, and it is by no means an ordinary building reflection.

So now the question arises, was it an accident or was it intentional that Light Fiend stabbed at the owner's office?

In this scorching and beautiful weather, His Majesty Yao Guang immediately decided to go for a walk in the opposite building.

All the way out of the building, the scorching air rushed over.

In this kind of weather, if you walk a few more steps, you will sweat profusely. Not to mention the pedestrians on the road, even the green plants on the roadside look listless.A white cat was strolling in the courtyard under the big sun, its snow white was dazzlingly white, it was really a bit hateful.

A young man who was so obsessed with holding an umbrella for his girlfriend received such a complaint from his girlfriend, "Temperament, pay attention to your temperament, hold your head up high, stick out your tongue, you really think you are a dog. See for yourself , not even a cat.”

Bypassing the back building of the office building, Yao Guangmiao slipped into the fire escape all the way up. This is not his own territory, so of course he can't swagger through the main entrance and take the elevator.

I observed it in the owner's office just now. With the conditions of this office building, according to the direction of the sun, reflections can be formed, only the top floor and the roof.

Go up to the roof and quickly scan in the direction of the owner's office, and there are no suspicious items.

Instead, there was a middle-aged uncle who was crying and was standing on the edge of the fence, suspected of jumping off the building.

At this moment, the people passing by downstairs probably also noticed his precarious figure standing on the roof, and hurriedly called the police.There were also loud shouts and footsteps in the corridor leading to the rooftop.

There is really an atmosphere of being trapped in the enemy camp to spy on information, but unfortunately leaking the news, being discovered and hunted down by the enemy, and then besieged on the rooftop with nowhere to go...

Yao Guangmiao stuck his head out of the fence and saw that there was a foothold from there to the window on the next floor, so he unceremoniously patted the middle-aged uncle who was in the way back into the fence, and jumped down by himself.

Lying on the ground, the uncle who forgot to cry: ...Although he didn't make up his mind to really die, can you imagine the feeling of being cut into the queue by a cat? !

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After a rough stroll around the rooftop and top floor of the office building, but did not find any clues for the time being, Yao Guangmiao wandered all the way back.

The reflective evil formed against his family's owner, if it was an accident, it would be fine. If someone deliberately did it, it would definitely not happen once or twice, and people would always be caught.

One person and one cat happily had lunch, His Majesty Yaoguang lay on the sofa and enjoyed the Shunmao service, continued to surf the Internet with a tablet computer in his hand, and President Chi Xuchi continued to work.Cough, the division of labor is so harmonious!

In the afternoon, Bai Chuan's special assistant Bai Chuan asked for leave to go on a blind date. Without him to help with errands and work, the number of people who came to report work and submit documents for the president's signature increased significantly.His Majesty Yaoguang is not good at testing whether other people's nerves can bear when they suddenly see a cat playing on the computer.Just like last time, I consciously grabbed the tablet computer and pulled the cushion to get under the president's desk.Not to mention, it's quite exciting to hide in a place where the executives who come and go can't see, and play games secretly.

Yet, yes, this yet again.

Probably, President Chi Xuchi has a tacit understanding with His Majesty's cat, and he thinks it is very interesting to play with his cat where his subordinates can't see it.So the age was automatically adjusted to eight years old again, took off his shoes, and under the desk, teased with his feet once and for all!

It's a pity that Yao Guangmiao is no longer what it used to be.

After being messed up and flattened into a fur blanket by his owner, anger grew from his heart to evil, and he became a living version of Special Assistant Bai without integrity, just when everyone was unprepared Next, crawled out from under the president's desk.

Fuck, Special Assistant Bai, when were you here? !

Huh?No, ah, ah, the point is, Bai Te helped you hide under the president's desk and did some amazing things! ! !

Facing the messy executives who were struck by thunder and the wind, Special Assistant Bai straightened his sleeves and explained to everyone calmly: "The CEO's shoes were dirty just now, so you understand... right?"

Those who can become executives are really very human, even if their inner world has been occupied by a uniform color, facing such words that even a junior high school student would probably not believe, they still nodded mechanically according to his meaning.

For the sake of his own job, he silently acted transparently, not daring to take a second look between Special Assistant Bai and the CEO the whole time.

President Chi: ...