Majesty the Cat Daily

The name Jade Bee is used in novels, movies, games, and folklore. As the name suggests, as long as it has something to do with Jade, it can probably be called Jade Bee.The so-called world is full of wonders, and there is no clear division standard, so no one can tell for sure, so I have to make up my own brain~ Mr. Chi insisted that this is Jade Bee, and no one else could refute it.

According to the old man's logic, first of all, the big red grape growing in the cave in the small canyon must be a spiritual fruit, and how could the bee colony associated with the spiritual fruit be ordinary goods?Look, look, the small wings of this bee are thicker than ordinary bees, and they also have a jade luster. How could it not be a jade bee? !

His Majesty Yao Guang and his owner: ...

At that time, I was busy looting, and my attention was focused on the big red tie, so I really didn't observe the details of the bees.The honeycomb that was brought back was also pulled down by His Majesty Yao Guang with his rich experience accumulated in the original world.

Well, the old man came to the conclusion of the Jade Bee, but it was of no use, because no matter what kind of bee it was, they were almost in trouble.

Only his eldest grandson and Xiangruimiao still have a good one.

Mr. Chi looked over with a broken heart.

When he didn’t know it was Jade Bee, he also ate boldly and cheerfully, but now he knows that honey can be preserved for a long time and has many uses, so it’s really a shame to eat it all with barbecue. ... Violence!

It's a pity that Yao Guangmiao can't accept the idea of ​​the old man's thrifty housekeeping and sustainable development. The leftover honeycomb, paired with freshly baked roast chicken, tastes very good~ I often listen to the big parrot Pengpeng k Old Man Chi: ...how did you sing that song?I want to stay ~ can't stay ~ I am ~ the loneliest ~ since I am destined to not be able to stay, under the leadership of the old man who turned grief into appetite, the speed at which everyone stuffed honey into their mouths with barbecue was significantly accelerated.

I have to say that a good thing is a good thing. I ate barbecue all night, because I smeared it with jade honey, and I still didn’t get angry, constipation, acne, or sore throat when I woke up the next day... In short, I feel refreshed Feel comfortable all over!Uh, this side effect is that the four people and one cat have an indescribably attractive fresh and sweet smell, and the specific duration is unknown.

Young people and Meow are fine, like Uncle Bai and the old man, they are still fresh and sweet, which is really enough~ As for the nourishing effect of the big red spirit fruit, it varies from person to person.

Because Chi Xu is continuously nourished by His Majesty Yaoguang's healing energy, the effect of the spiritual fruit on him is actually very small, and he feels comfortable after eating it at most.Not to mention His Majesty Yaoguang, he is just a snack.

However, when it acts on ordinary people, it can be called a magical effect.

Of course, everything should complement each other, and the effect of eating red grapes with jade honey may be better.The old man ate a fruit before going to bed, and when he woke up in the morning, the change was more obvious than the strange snake brought back by Yaoguangmiao for the first time. People in their 70s now look at most 60 years old, and they are still in good shape.

Ji Cistan was originally a young man, and his appearance did not change significantly.However, in just one night, the gauze on his forehead can be removed, and the wound on his forehead has already healed.Not to mention running around the lotus pond twice for morning exercises in the past, and running around three times this morning without much panting.

After experiencing this miraculous effect for himself, Ji Chen had no choice but to believe that the spiritual fruit their old man said was actually true!

Such a precious thing, the old man wanted to hold it in his arms all the time and never let it go, so he even gave him one, and his elder brother didn't even have the slightest objection...

Thinking about it this way, Ji Yu, who is feeling gloomy in life, seems to have ushered in a ray of light~ The cracked glass heart gave birth to hope and motivation again, and Ji Yu was finally in the mood to study the script of his new movie.He needs to play a cowardly, sissy, and sissy male hospital nurse in the play. The director also specifically requested that he not be so superficial and artificial, and he must grasp the degree of being a woman and not being a woman. The mother is so natural and natural!

Ji Cistan: ...Fortunately, the manager's rice by his side is such a pure natural and rare variety, otherwise, God knows what the "degree of motherhood and not motherhood" is.

With Rice as a model, Ji Cistan is still very talented in imitating performances. The first time I saw the director, there was a section of Rice’s usual style. Repeatedly handing out script invitations, in fact, his first goal is rice... He really found the right person ~ In line with the professionalism of doing a line of work and loving a line, Ji Wei got it by taking advantage of his brain During the short vacation, he decided to keep improving his acting skills.Now, he is not Ji Cistan, he is Ji, Da, Mi!

When one is concentrating, it is always easy to overlook many things. When Ji Dami practiced walking and sitting postures repeatedly in the water pavilion in the lotus pond, when he turned his head, he found one on the edge of the carved window in the water pavilion. My cat ~ In an instant, new and old hatreds come to my heart, is there any reason!

Ji Cistan swears that the cat stamped the script at the beginning, it was definitely on purpose!

"Stupid cat, stop for me!"

Running all the way back to the living room, Yao Guangmiao swooped and jumped into the arms of her owner without any mistakes.

"Meow~"

Ji Cistan, who came in chasing the cat, immediately restrained his expression when he saw Chi Xu, and pretended to be wandering around.

It's a pity that his elder brother didn't let him go mercifully. After listening to his cat meowing, he bent his lips and translated seriously: "His Majesty Yaoguang said, this comedy movie you will take will definitely be popular, because, Just looking at you is funny enough."

Ji Cistan silently covered his chest, big brother, frankly speaking, you were also watching at the water pavilion just now, right? Are you sure you didn't mean it?Can the content of meow really be so long? !

"What are you talking about, you two come here to help if you have nothing to do."

Old man Chi got up early in the morning and started working on bottles and cans. After the spirit snake gall wine, the old man was going to develop spirit fruit wine.Well, the remaining honeycomb can't be wasted, and the nutritional value of the honeycomb is also very high.

Based on the principle that good things should not be wasted, the old man separated a part of the honeycomb and soaked it in the spirit fruit wine, and the rest was broken up and mixed into the food, and fed to his big parrot Peng Peng and the town house Feng Shui turtle gourd .Grind the last bit with pain, and use it as flower fertilizer for his precious orchid grass and his new favorite peony.It's just that picky, bah, it's just that careful planning!

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After the ferocious prediction that Qi Jinning and Qi Er Shao and his followers will all have bloodshed in the near future came true, the name of Master Yaoguang gradually spread in the upper circles.

It's just that I didn't expect that Chi Xu's aunt Yu Lian and her precious son Qi Binyu were the first to come to her door.

Because Chi Xu's mother, Yu Lan, is an old woman, although Old Master Chi and Old Master Yu are relatives, Old Master Chi is actually about the same age as Old Master Yu's eldest daughter, Yu Lian.

And with the cheat of Yao Guangmiao at Old Master Chi's house, he looks much younger than Yu Lian.

Although there is no contact with each other, for the sake of his in-laws, the visitor is a guest, so Mr. Chi still warmly entertained them.

It's a pity that Mr. Chi is polite, but Mrs. Yu's tone is not very polite.

After decades of being pampered and pampered, Yu Lian will naturally not have the vulgarity and vulgarity that made people laugh everywhere when she first arrived in the capital, and she looks like a luxurious old lady.However, parenting this thing, sometimes it is really amazing, it has not been rooted in your bones since you were young, and when you grow up, even if your words and deeds are exactly the same as others, it will give people a different feeling.

Old Madam Yu's noble posture is always accompanied by an uncomfortable domineering attitude.

As soon as she sat down in the living room, Yu Lian didn't feel that she would cause trouble to others and asked Mr. Chi to help her contact Master Qiao who was overseas.Perhaps in her opinion, being able to let her come to the door in person is already giving enough face.

After getting the answer that Master Qiao would not return to China, he reluctantly retreated and asked to see Bai Yaoguang, the grandson adopted by the old man.As if she rejected her first request, the old man should feel guilty about this second request and try his best to help her until she is satisfied.

Could it be that this person was dizzy from being touted for a long time in the Qi family? He really thought he was the empress dowager, so he could speak up and ask someone for help, wouldn't he? She laughed angrily.With Mr. Yu, he was always treated politely as a guest. If his son didn't live up to his expectations and made such a fuss back then, he would feel that he would not be able to hold his head up with his in-laws...

But after getting along with Yu Lian for a while, the old man who became more and more open-minded felt a little healed in his heart. Who hasn't produced one or two best products? This kind of thing, just look at it~ Summoned by name, Yao Guangmiao turned into Special Assistant Bai with great interest after returning home from work with her owner.

The two sides exchanged a few words of polite greetings, and on the surface they could still hold them, but Yu Lian and Qi Binyu, who were actually very anxious in their hearts, quickly got to the point.

Well, I like to make harassing phone calls at night. Cough, Yu Hao, Yu Er Shao, who took great pains to get in touch with his cousin, has already gotten through with Chi Xu on the phone.

Qi Binyu is really unkind, he can be regarded as a model of scumbags.Not to mention the first two wives, but his third Qin Qiaoni could no longer conceive after several accidental miscarriages. Qi Binyu made a vow to coax her to go abroad to recuperate, and then married the fourth wife with a big feast. His wife Yao Xue.

There have been many marriages, and Qi Binyu has also learned lessons. The first two wives received the certificates in a proper manner, but the latter two simply signed an agreement to hold a wedding banquet, and they had to have children before they could officially receive the certificates.

After all, the paper can't contain the fire. The third wife, Qin Qiaoni, knew that she was abandoned by the chaos and couldn't think about it. She rushed back a few days ago and went to Qi's house to say that she took the things and left. Hanged to death in the bathroom, and wrote clearly on the mirror with blood, even a ghost would not let Qi Binyu go.

Two days ago, Qi Binyu's fourth wife, Yao Xue, had a nearly nine-month-old belly and was suddenly kicked by him twice because of his nervousness in the middle of the night. can keep.

According to Yu Ershao's gossip, it is now privately rumored in the circle that Qi Binyu is actually a pervert who likes to abuse his pregnant wives. can keep.

Of course, when these words came to the mouth of Qi Binyu, the client, it was completely different. He said that he really saw a ghost, and it was his third wife, Qin Qiaoni.

Master Yaoguang looked at Qi Binyu inscrutablely. Under the gaze of the old lady Yu Lianyu, he shrugged without any pressure, expressing that he was helpless.