Majesty the Cat Daily

After Lin Jiamiao's little girl recovered from illness, Lin Deli's family always loved to send things to Chi's house.As big as a whole wild boar, as small as a basket of fresh wild vegetables and mushrooms, a lot of them were delivered one after another.

Today, Mrs. Lin specially steamed a pot of millet bowl cake for Chi Xu, and prepared a large bowl of fragrant and crispy fried loach for His Majesty the cat.

After get off work, Chi Xu took Angel Meow, who had played enough role-playing, to Lin Deli's friends to come to the farmhouse for fun.

It can be seen from a long distance, the male cat, male cat Xiaopang, fought another [-] rounds with the head of the nearby wild cats on the roof over the ownership of the farmhouse.He has become a father-in-law, and he has not seen how docile he is to the same kind.

The farmhouse is full of oil and water, and Lin Deli's family is a big fan of Mao Daxian. They also love the disciples (?) of Mao Daxian, and they even reserve food for them in specific places.It has become a must for cats.

I saw the two sides in the battle jumping back and forth on the roof, looking like a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden City.

Mao Xiaopang's owner, Yuan Feibai, stood nervously and excitedly in the yard, clenching his fists and watching the battle intently.Thinking about it, as a dead house, as a fighting scum that basically can only be beaten, even though the main pets are all round, stupid and cute, but the cat he raises has such a sturdy fighting power, which is enough for Yuan Feibai to feel proud up.

However, due to Mao Xiaopang’s strange brain circuit of giving mosaic xxx to anyone he likes, Yuan Feibai was implicated by his own cat and became a wretched, perverted, and nymphomaniac in the neighborhood topic list, and he has never been like this I never thought about beating Mao Xiaopang violently. I would rather change jobs and move than sweep Mao Xiaopang out of the house. Every time the cat was scratched and bitten, that round, white and pleasing fat face kept grinning as if empathizing with it.

Fortunately, the scene that stimulated Yuan Feibai did not last long. His majesty the cat appeared on the stage, and the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City immediately changed the style of painting. The reaction of the gangsters to the street fights and the law enforcement police is what they are, and there is no suspense. , the wild cat led his men to run decisively, and the little chubby cat father-in-law became innocent and cute in a second.

This scene directly hit the laughing point of Young Master Chi Xuchi, holding Yao Guangmiao's hairy head in his arms, and kissed several times while laughing.

His Majesty Yao Guang has a serious cat face: ...the owner of his family is too, fleshy, numb!

The driver Lao Tian who got out of the car after carrying a lot of presents: ... The young master's smile is really inexplicable, oh no, it's really incomprehensible!

Well, it wasn't that these cats made Chi Xu feel so funny, but it reminded him of when Yao Guangmiao first arrived at Chi's house.

At that time, Yao Guangmiao was still an ignorant little hairball, but his temper was extremely bad. He was not touched, hugged, or looked twice. According to the domestic servants, it must have been demolished in the previous life, and the surname must be Xiong.

Until one day, I met other pet cats by chance.Witnessing the pet cat acting coquettishly and begging for petting in front of its owner, Chi Xu still remembers Yao Guangmiao's stunned look at that time.Then he went to the corner of the backyard and lay down in silence for half an afternoon, probably because he deeply reflected on his incompatibility, not a qualified cat...

After that, His Majesty Yao Guang, who firmly believed that he was a cat, finally lit up his cuteness skills.

Every time he thinks of His Majesty Yao Guang's efforts to learn how to be a cat, Young Master Chi Xuchi will be poked into laughter.Of course, His Majesty Yao Guang cannot know these things.

The arrival of Chi Xu and Yao Guangmiao was naturally warmly received by Lin Deli's family.

After Lin Jiamiao's little girl received the beautiful pink flower fairy basket from Chi Xu and the children's snacks stuffed inside, she shouted crisply and loudly, "Thank you, Brother Prince, thank you cat Daxian~”

That's right, Young Master Chi Xuchi is the elder brother of the prince, and His Majesty Yaoguang... is still the Great Immortal Cat!

When she first met young master Chi Xuchi, the little Lolita was fascinated and insisted that this was the elder brother of the prince. As for the cat fairy, she naturally followed the example of her parents and grandma.Little Lolita has the unique quality of being a brain fan since she was a child, that's called being unwavering~#

One person and one cat took the delicious food produced by Mrs. Lin, and went back to the old house to have dinner with Mr. Chi.

The old man thought of Yu Lian and Qi Binyu who lived in the Lengquangou Leisure Hotel again, and he couldn't laugh or cry: "This mother and son really can't calm down."

After Yu Lian and Qi Binyu's mother and son were directly rejected by His Majesty Yaoguang, they tore their faces and said harsh words but did not leave X Province immediately, probably to prove their own saying that "three-legged toads are hard to find in the world, two The monks and Taoists with legs grabbed a lot of them and went to the Ginkgo Temple where the incense is at its peak.

It's a pity that even if the monks and priests really catch a lot, not all of them can solve Qi Binyu's so-called hell problem. attitude, offending people is really a matter of minutes.

The abbot of the Ginkgo Temple is really capable. The master just said that he was powerless. I hope that the two of you will have more good thoughts and do good deeds in the future. Maybe there will be a turning point... Yu Lian immediately quit, wishing to poke her chin directly On the human face, there is a noble and glamorous expression, do you know how many charity dinners this lady attends a year, the money spent there is enough to buy your entire temple!

In short, it is said that such a well-educated and respected person as the abbot was almost fainted by her anger.

The mother and son offended people, let’s not talk about other abilities, at least the temples and Taoist temples with upright views received the news, and they all closed their doors to thank them.No one with real ability can see them, and all the ones who take the initiative to join them are asking for money. Imagine how exciting these few days have been.

Due to the extreme attributes of the mother and son, but ordinary people have not yet left X province, just in case, the Chi family kept a little bit of attention on them, so they also knew a little bit about what happened to them.

"What are they trying to do back to Cold Spring Ditch?"

Mr. Chi's question was quickly answered.

It was probably only a few days after tearing their faces apart. Yu Lian and Qi Binyu hesitated for a long time after returning to Lengquangou, but they still couldn't bear the shame to come to Chi's house again, so they called Chi Xu's uncle Yu Zaizhou directly, and naturally they couldn't help crying Tell me.

Yu Zaizhou, who was already busy with official duties, was given a headache by the quarrel between his wife and his wife. He was worried that they would run into a wall with him and would bother the old man at home, so he managed to finish listening.After finishing the work at hand, he called his nephew.

I also want to know that in Yu Lian's three views, there has never been a magnanimity towards juniors. One mouth is how Chi Xu neglects her aunt, how he ignores his cousin's safety, let's wait for her to cry about her life , almost crying to her dead mother, Yu Zaizhou clearly warned her to point out the important point, and then he revealed his purpose - Chi Xu didn't help them, but they wanted the piece of amber around his neck.

After listening to Yu Zaizhou's report with lowered eyes, Chi Xu nodded and said, "Don't worry, uncle, I will take care of this matter."

Yu Zaizhou cared for his nephew again on the phone, and the two hung up the phone.

Rubbing Yao Guangmiao's hairy head with his chin, Chi Xu's tone became a little emotional, "If you want amber, it seems that you have met someone who knows the goods."

"Meow~"

From the thick flesh pads came out the tips of claws that were overflowing with cold light, and His Majesty Yao Guang waved his claws domineeringly.

Chi Xu quickly pinched Yao Guangmiao's paw, dragged it back and hugged it.

"Your Majesty Yaoguang, let's go back to the bedroom."

Before the old man found out, the coffee table he took the trouble to get back had a few more scratches.

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The curiosity and freshness of cats always come inexplicably and go away non-stop.After getting tired of role-playing, His Majesty Yaoguang discovered his hobby of posting photos of himself on Weibo, and he didn't feel ashamed at all.

In addition to taking selfies with his mobile phone and tablet, his owner was also meowed by him to do nothing.

Of course, President Chi Xuchi obviously enjoys taking pictures of his own cats.

So, following the domineering, noble and gorgeous cat wearing the little crown, the handsome photo of Yaoguang Miao holding a red coral pipe in his mouth with a face full of explosions, the snow-white cat lying on the cushion and stretching its paws to fiddle with the crystal ball agate pumpkin Lazy beautiful photos, and a long white and slender hand holding a vivid emerald goldfish, His Majesty the cat bent over and raised his head in a hunting pose, the golden-green cat's eyes are wide open, as if ready to pounce on you at any time... …

Yes, while posting photos of his meow, His Majesty Yao Guang also did not forget to post various gifts from his owner.

As soon as these freshly released photos were posted on the Internet, the cat lovers all covered their chests and shouted for your Majesty to take care of them~ "Your Majesty, please take care of me, I am hardworking, lively, clever and willing to bear the burden of hard work!"

"My hair-smoothing claw skills are full!"

"Your Majesty, look at our Meimei, a quiet and smart Russian blue cat with a soft and sweet cry~"

"Fuck off upstairs! Your Majesty belongs to everyone, and neither humans nor cats are allowed to get involved!"

"Hey~ I finally know why Your Majesty the Cat doesn't respond to the cat teaser doll at all! Look at His Majesty's toys, crystal balls, red coral, emerald, agate... President, you are so embarrassing, let us be ruthless How can a poor person with a blurred face live in this world~"

"President, President, what do you think of the little girl, she has a soft and sweet voice, a quiet and smart Russian half-race model~"

"Fuck off upstairs! The president belongs to everyone, men and women are not allowed to get involved!"

"Let's fuck up together upstairs! This is Special Assistant Bai's Weibo, okay? The facts are already obvious, okay? Don't deceive yourself anymore, okay?"

"The facts are already obvious +1, Special Assistant Bai, it's late at night, and he's photographing his cat at the CEO's house~"

"The fact is already obvious + 3. The terrace and the terrace are seeing the terrace in the night again. The bedroom is still in the bedroom. If you guys don't sleep at night, is it interesting to take pictures of a cat?!"

"The fact is already obvious +6, Your Majesty the cat is the president, and the president is Special Assistant Bai, I feel cute~"

I have to say, especially women, this is really a group of strange creatures that have been scientifically proven to withstand far more than men.No matter if the male god and the cat are together, or the male god and the male god are together, as long as there are no other goblins who are cheap, they can still be happy, quickly find cute spots in it, and then continue to be cute all over .

As for Bai Yao Guangbai's special assistant, since he always puts the photo of the president's cat, it's still the photo of the cat at night, heck, it's actually normal, Yao Guang came home from work with his owner, had dinner, and played for a while Game, isn't it night when he wants to take pictures?

However, the truth that the onlookers imagined is obviously not the case, and because Special Assistant Bai's beauty is so high that it breaks through the sky, the public living in the face-watching world can't even brew the emotions of envy, jealousy and hatred, so they can only worship.

Who says beautiful women are all scheming whores? !

Hey, hey, hey~ Sure enough, a beautiful man is a fighter among scheming whores if he plays tricks, I am ashamed of myself!

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