Majesty the Cat Daily

His Majesty Yao Guang, who told the truth no one would believe, and was always fooled by ignorant humans, saw the expression of the water under the role-playing Bai Yao Guang Bai's special assistant Weibo and begged to let it go The cat’s heart with nine twists and eighteen bends is inexplicably happy again~ “Bai Special Assistant Bai, now the whole world knows about your adultery with the CEO, oh no, the whole world believes in you and the president.” The president is really in love, it's unacceptable to abuse a dog in a fancy way, please let me go~"

Fancy dog ​​abuse is so bright, I don’t know that cats are born to love this entertainment, and they get excited when they hear it ╮(╯▽╰)╭?

"Meow~"

Leaping onto the president's desk, Yao Guangmiao sat upright, looking at her owner with a serious face.

Well, the content of meow has nothing to do with his appearance at this time. Translate it into human language, and wait for the leaves to fall in the sycamore forest. How about you and I go on a date~ President Chi Xuchi shifted his gaze from the computer to his own home On meow, the so-called date is to jump on the leaves and step on the leaves?

Even though he was convinced that he would not be able to do such a naive and shameless thing, President Chi Xuchi, who had shown true love for his cat, still hesitated for half a second, and opened his lips in response, "Okay."

Satisfied, His Majesty Yaoguang brought the cat's face to the lips of his owner and kissed it, walking gracefully and briskly... Uh, I went to pick two bags of snacks from the snack cabinet specially prepared for him and dragged them back to the cushion, and continued to lie on my stomach play with tablet.

That's right, His Majesty Yaoguang's daily life is so leisurely and leisurely.

Yao Guangmiao almost squirted out the honey-soaked olives from his mouth when he accidentally saw a video that had just been uploaded.

In the video, the theme is that the urban management of a certain street is catching hawkers.

Then, when the peddlers were scattered, among the figures of many scumbags running wildly against big bags, riding three-wheelers, and pushing small carts, His Majesty Yao Guang had cat-like eyes, and recognized the person involved in it at a glance. ——Master Chi!

Immediately afterwards, a passer-by who took a video with his mobile phone seemed to have a tacit understanding with Yao Guangmiao at this moment, and also focused his camera on Mr. Chi in the vast crowd.

Who made the old man really steal the spotlight, I saw him holding a big teapot, his movements were flexible and quick, and his old arms and legs were exceptionally agile while running, surpassing uncles, aunts, girls, and boys one after another... oh, oh, soon He ran side by side with Erha, who had nothing to do with it, but just broke free from the leash in the owner's hand, and ran away with everyone with a nervous expression~ The passerby who took the video probably hasn't seen it for a long time, er, maybe He had never seen such a lively old man before, and the video started to shake when the video was shot here. Obviously, he also started to run. Shocked, he vowed to chase the old man's elusive back and shoot the whole journey!

And then, something even more eye-catching happened.Erha didn't steal the spotlight so much.

Two well-trained men in black who looked strong and well-trained suddenly appeared from some corner, rushed to the old man, supported the old man from left to right and ran with him.

In the video, the already fast old man turned his legs into hot wheels as if he had acquired a propulsion accelerator.Everyone watching the video couldn't help dubbing them "Dog Dog"~ This is not over yet, the climax is still going on.

Two men in black guarded the old man and rushed to the intersection, and a luxury car parked there in tacit agreement even though it could only be seen from the side in the video. .Immediately, he opened the car door, welcomed the old man into the car, and retreated quickly and calmly. The whole set of movements was as orderly and smooth as filming and chasing a blockbuster movie.

People watching the video online: ...

"What a mysterious old man!"

"Master Tuhao, your legs are unscientific~"

"Bringing bodyguards, driving a luxury car, going to the street as a peddler and being turned into a dog by the city management, I have to say——Grandpa, please be respected by my granddaughter~"

"That goblin upstairs, dare to rob my grandfather!"

"Grandpa, grandpa, let's set up a stall together tomorrow, see you at the old place~"

There wasn't a single frontal shot of the old man in the video, but compared to watching a lively netizen who didn't know anything, anyone who knew old man Chi would definitely think of him when they saw this scene.What a joy!

Yao Guangmiao laughed so hard that she rolled out of the cushion, and as soon as she recovered, she went to share her joy with her owner with a tablet in her mouth.

Young Master Chi Xuchi who watched the video: ...

In fact, when the old man didn't retire and was the president, he was very dignified and reliable.Well, with this situation and the situation, besides, it was really pale and powerless, let the big parrot Pengpeng sing a song for the old man, it must be——Yesterday is like the eastward flowing water, so far away from me, I can’t stay~#

When one person and one cat came home from get off work, Mr. Chi had already returned early, and was sitting on the sofa in the living room answering the phone.Caring about him... Uh, I want to know more about his mental journey of being a peddler on the street, being chased by the city management all the way, and an old friend who makes everyone happy, that's a lot of sincerity.

This kind of lively story, as long as a friend finds out, it must be known to the whole circle of friends~ Now the bold laughter that can break through the sky from the phone is obviously old man Ouyang.

In the face of everyone’s unified banknotes hahaha~’, Mr. Chi’s expression is quite in place, almost catching up with the classic style of Yaoguang’s meow god stick, and his whole body exudes the expression of “stupid mortals, not as knowledgeable as you” High energy temperament.

Soon Ji Cistan also came back, seeing the old man wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

Going back to the room and changing into comfortable home clothes, one person and one cat went downstairs to quietly watch the old man pretend for a while, and then went to the open-air rest seat in the backyard to eat a bowl of sesame paste sent by Yunma.

The black sesame seeds are planted by relatives of Lin Deli's family. From planting to drying, selecting, frying and grinding powder...all are done by hand by one-stop in-house family. Afterwards, the mixed grain powder, crushed nuts, and the overall taste are prepared by Mrs. Lin herself of.After the production is completed, it is the same as the bagged sesame paste sold in the supermarket. When you want to eat it, you only need to rinse it with hot water.Lin Deli sent a large package to the Chi family, which can be said to be less polite than affectionate.

Mrs. Lin's grasp of sweetness is as exquisite as the millet bowl cake she makes. One more part will make it greasy, and one part less will make it light. Will be greasy.

Ji Cistan also hurried over to eat a bowl of sesame paste, and then felt that his hungry stomach was appeased.

"Dami just helped me contact a historical drama. Everything is okay, but the director is extremely strict. This afternoon, I have to repeat it ten, seven, or times!" Ji Cistan continued to fill himself with sesame paste, while Talking to... the big brother who fed Yaoguang meow sesame paste, "I'm tired and hungry, if I hadn't been watching the old man's video on the way back, hahaha~"

In the past, Ji Cistan must have been so exhausted that he had to hold his last breath in front of his elder brother and pretend to be great, but since he suffered overwhelming blows and stimulations from his mother, he suddenly woke up He found out that his grandpa and elder brother treated him better.Although I still feel that my elder brother is so unpredictable and terrifying enough to scare him into a fool, but I don’t know why, after the barrier in my heart is gone, I will be able to say something in front of my elder brother naturally~ "Yeah, it's delicious, and the food at home is delicious."

"Brother, big brother, when will we go back to the whole fish feast? I still think about the fish fillet shabu-shabu last time, and I always feel that it is not good after eating out a few times. I heard from Mama Yun Eldest Brother and His Majesty Yao Guang brought back a big fish, except for some fish balls, the fish head and fish bones were used to stew the soup, and a large part of it was left to be frozen."

"If you want to eat, just tell the kitchen to make it."

For this younger brother who grew up in the old house, Chi Xu has never cared about these things.

Ji Cistan happily responded. After the soul of the foodie was burning, he was no longer afraid of his elder brother, and couldn't help but chant: "If the honey that we smeared when we ate barbecue last time was still there Alright, the delicious grilled fish is brushed with that honey, and the strong alliance will definitely make people swallow their tongues~"

Yao Guangmiao, who was enjoying the sesame paste being fed by her owner, looked up at Ji Cistan, and her pink-white cat's ears twitched.

Chi Xu, who knew what he was thinking when he saw his cat's reaction, "Your Majesty Yaoguang, please finish eating the sesame paste first."

"Meow~"

Yao Guangmiao sat upright again, looking at her owner with a serious face.

Of course, the content of meow still has nothing to do with his appearance at this time.Translated into human language, wait until the fragrance of jade and honey in the cave is wafting, you and I will go on a date~ The young master Chi Xuchi, who has a real love for his cat, tried his best to suppress the sudden convulsions of His Majesty Yaoguang's invitation. The corners of her lips that wanted to bend, responded indulgently, "Okay."

"Meow~"

Yao Guangmiao grunted happily, raised her hairy head and kissed her owner on the lips.

Speaking of which, the valley where the swarm of bees are located is filled with hot springs all year round, and the bees are not short of food all year round. The fact that they keep storing more honey is actually due to an instinctive trend.His Majesty Yaoguang praised them for their habit of storing food. It’s not clear, he can go to the bees to rob them every once in a while, cough, and then go to the bees for a material exchange~ use a cat’s mouth with sesame paste Kissed the owner in person, the result can be imagined, the snow-white cat immediately meowed softly and cutely, then came to the owner's lips again in repentance, and licked it remedially.The scheming meow who has no sense of integrity and shame, looks ignorant and innocent in appearance, and Bai Lianhua has to kneel down and beg for advice when she comes to him.

Ji Cistan, who was shown his face inadvertently, looked at Bai Miao who was molested so naturally, and then looked at the elder brother who calmly picked up a tissue to wipe Bai Miao's mouth, and could only silently swipe the screen in his heart. In a cat’s world, the water always feels so deep~