Majesty the Cat Daily

After dinner, one person and one cat returned to the bedroom. Afterwards, Young Master Chi Xuchi rolled up his sleeves and squatted in the bathroom to bathe his cat.

Naturally, His Majesty Yao Guang, who has become a cat in the soup, encountered the left-handed and right-handed games that his owner never tires of.

Without giving him time to think, His Majesty Yaoguang obviously couldn't tell the difference between his left hand and his right hand, so, as usual, he randomly stretched out a paw into his owner's hand with a serious cat face.

According to the past practice, regardless of whether Yao Guangmiao's hairy claws are correct or not, Chi Xuchi will try to ignore the standard answer as quietly as possible.To put it bluntly, it's great to have fun with your own cat, but it shouldn't be so obvious that it makes the cat angry.

In the past, Young Master Chi Xuchi did a good job, especially after His Majesty Yaoguang possessed the unscientific skill of transforming people into living beings, he played with a sense of propriety, otherwise anyone who is not careful will not be able to play this game. It's easy to say~ However, today is a complete exception.When His Majesty Yao Guang said that I was such a wise and mighty aura, when he stuffed the paws into the hands of his owner, Young Master Chi Xuchi just laughed and laughed!

Well, this has to be traced back to the issue of monkey wine.

Don't look at the fruity aroma of Monkey Wine, the taste is also mellow and sweet, making people feel as comfortable as a spring afternoon after drinking, but its alcoholic nature is actually very strong.And the monkey wine brewed in Treasure Land seems to have been blessed in this regard.

For Chi Xuchi, who rarely drinks alcohol, he drank half a bamboo tube of monkey wine in the monkeys' territory, and ate a lot of wine chocolate made with monkey wine after returning to the old house. It's strange if people aren't drunk, okay? To be able to last until now, and to have an attack in a steaming bathroom is already extraordinary self-control.

However, the reason why monkey wine is hailed as the holy product of wine is that there is another admirable feature that although its alcoholic properties are strong, it will not be overpowering, and it will not make drunk people feel uncomfortable, let alone appear. Bad symptoms such as dizziness, nausea and hangover will only make people feel like they are falling into the clouds.In short, hey hey hey hey up without any side effects~ So, if it were the sober-minded young master Chi Xuchi, of course he wouldn’t be so blatantly poking his meow’s dead spot and still laughing so freely, now it’s not , Are you drunk ╮(╯▽╰)╭ After laughing, he stretched out his hand to Yao Guangmiao, motioning to continue playing.

The golden-green cat eyes narrowed slightly...

Immediately afterwards, a hand with distinct knuckles and sharp nails grabbed the hand extended by Young Master Chi Xuchi, and pulled him into the bathtub together with him.

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The next morning, the servants of the old house looked at the old man and the young master unavoidably in a subtle way.

Mr. Chi returned to the bedroom last night with the monkey wine in his arms. He planned to have a drink and savor the taste before he hid the treasure away.But the appeal of the rumored monkey wine was too great for a good drinker. The old man drank one cup, and then drank another...

Seeing that there was not much wine left, he simply comforted himself—if their thief suddenly wanted to eat chocolates one day, then nowhere could he hide this little monkey wine to prevent Black Claw's disaster, since he was doomed Hiding such an insecurity, it's better for him to drink it directly to save his worry~ Thinking of this, the old man drank it with relief, oh, and even gave a little bit to his big parrot Pengpeng in pain.

People who drank monkey wine for the first time might have misjudged its alcoholic properties. Once Mr. Chi drank half a jar of such a small bottle, he and the big parrot Pengpeng would both be high.

What can a drunk parrot do? Anyway, the big parrot, Pengpeng, began to shake his neck and karaoke as if he had been pumped out of chicken blood.

Old Master Chi listened to it, and played a duet with him.

In the end, the old man brought his love bird, Pengpeng, like a concert, lying on the balcony crying and howling for a long time~ On the other side, the young master Chi Xuchi and His Majesty Yaoguang became even more lively when they got up.After playing a game of bathing each other in the bathroom, the assistant president's piano party that the employees of the company used to flirt in private was finally staged for real.

His Majesty Yao Guang, who is always punished for stepping on the keys, also enjoyed his owner's performance last night with great interest.Cough, it's the kind where you play yours, I do mine, and everyone concentrates on it~ The rest of the old house in the middle of the night really suffered an indiscriminate disaster. The old man's singing is really ugly after you sing it, young master The piano sound coming from the balcony here is also out of tune, but these two are still making a fuss together as if they had made an appointment!What a ghost, it's okay for the old man to be a little distracted recently, what kind of trouble is the young master doing?Obviously their eldest and young master's pianist is a famous pianist, and they play very well every time... The complaints are the complaints, and they dare not jump out to stop these two, so everyone can only suffer in the ears of the magic sound.

One of the characteristics of Monkey Wine is that no matter how drunk you are at the time, you will feel refreshed when you wake up, and you will be very clear about how you got high when you were drunk. , Completely put an end to drinking amnesia, bad debts, these goofy plots.

That is to say, old master Chi and young master Chi Xuchi still have fresh memories of how they disturbed people's dreams last night.But at this point, it fully reflects that it is worthy of the grandparents and grandchildren. Under everyone's secret and subtle gaze, the grandparents and grandsons finished their breakfast calmly, and then went to work in the company with Bai Miao in their arms, and went to the greenhouse Wandering around in the greenhouse, what should I do.

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After arriving at the company, Yao Guangmiao naturally went back to her daily life of stepping on the piano keys.

In the president's office, under the crystal wind chimes blooming like an upside-down gorgeous sea of ​​flowers, a white cat is performing gorgeous and elegant dance steps on the brown-red piano, everything seems so beautiful...

Of course, this is just as good as it seems.

The executives who reported to the president today all said that their ears had suffered a great crime. What about the ethereal and clear notes that were promised?

Hehe, outsiders can't understand the deep connotation hidden in this mess, but President Chi Xuchi is very clear.

Isn't this the tune that popped up when His Majesty Yaoguang got him to the piano last night? His Majesty Yaoguang never forgets it. After listening to it once, he will feed it to himself in front of everyone today. The main character came out, and this is a blatant molestation? Molestation or molestation~ So, in this accompaniment that is enough to make innocent people experience the hardships of life, a certain executive caught a casual glimpse and found that the president's face seemed a little... flushed?

This is completely wrong with everyone's reaction~

Could it be that their posture for listening to music is wrong?

Uh, ok, ok, they still prefer to believe that the president's love for his baby Bai Miao is a serious illness, and has evolved to the point where it is unreasonable to distinguish between good and bad, and there is no cure.

When everyone else left the office, Chi Xu walked to the piano and picked up Yao Guangmiao, who was stepping on the keys with a serious face, pursed his lips and reminded emphatically: "Your Majesty Yao Guang, during working hours, it is forbidden to harass the president."

"Meow~"

Yao Guangmiao hugged her owner's neck with her two paws, rubbing her hairy head against his chin and cheeks, twisting her body up and down without any integrity.

After a moment of confrontation, well, the others were not wrong, President Chi Xuchi, who was seriously ill with his own cat, couldn't hold on for a single round.When Special Assistant Bai Chuan returned to the office again, he saw the president sitting on the sofa holding Bai Miao, scratching his belly, and kissing his ears. One person and one cat couldn't be more tired.

"President, the old man called just now. If you have no urgent matters to deal with, you can take Majesty Yaoguang to the house of Mrs. Gou Suyi and Mrs. Gou. In the morning, there was news that Mrs. Gou was critically ill, so the old man and some old friends rushed over After leaving the Gou family, now, listening to what the old man said, it seems that there is something unusual about the Gou family."

"The old man is still at Gou's house?"

"Yes."

"Go arrange a car, we'll go there now."

"Yes, wait a moment, President."

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In other words, Mr. Chi stayed in a certain park on a certain street for several days. He was either chased by the city management or blackmailed by a certain local ruffian. It was all bad words, and the auntie left with a long face, cursing and leaving after hearing half of it, leaving him melancholy in place.

Originally, he was going to stay in the greenhouse today to tend his precious flowers and plants, but the eldest daughter of the Gou family called him, choked up and said that her mother was dying, which shocked the old man.

A few days ago, when some of their old friends got together to drink tea, Gou Suyi was fine, she was not sick or in pain, why did she suddenly say that she was dying?If something like this happened to a friend, the old man would of course have to go and see it himself.

When I rushed to Gou's house to take a look, well, Mr. Chi didn't expect that his career as a magic stick, bah, the first step in the new chapter of his life would probably fall on this old friend.

Then the problem came, the old man could see that there was something wrong with the strange gray aura on his old friend, but what caused it and how to solve it, this is for the old man who is still in the introductory stage and can only help others Well, how did he know this? Fortunately, as a real expert who has opened his eyes, the old man still has something real with him before he is ready to go out to serve the people—two pieces of jade from His Majesty Yaoguang. Make amulets.

No matter what the problem is, let's put an amulet on the old friend and hang his life first~ To be honest, when the old man took out the amulet and explained his intentions, everyone's eyes of "please don't make trouble" were really obvious.Everyone knows that Lao Chi has recently believed that he is an expert in the world and has reached the point of madness. Normally, everyone cooperated with him according to his wishes, but now a friend is dying, so we must prioritize everything~ We can't let the one who is critically ill, let the one who is sick be accommodated.

Fortunately, the old man insisted on his attitude, and only asked to wear an amulet for his old friend. He didn't say that there would be a black dog, blood peach wood sword and so on. on the wrist.

Then a miraculous thing happened, Mrs. Gou, who had been critically ill, stabilized immediately.

At this moment, the image of Mr. Chi is really shining~

However, when everyone expressed surprise in disbelief, they were suddenly shocked to find that the smooth and shiny jade pendant tied to the old lady's wrist was dimming little by little, as if being eaten away by something inexplicable .Although the speed is not fast, this feeling like an hourglass of life is really nervous.

Faced with everyone's confused and worried eyes, Mr. Chi, who is also in the same situation, can only pick up the phone and call his grandson and Xiangruimiao for off-site assistance~