Majesty the Cat Daily

In the afternoon of spring, the air is filled with the elegant and light fragrance of Sophora japonica.

On the European-style terrace facing the old locust tree, a cat that is slightly larger than an ordinary house cat, with a snow-white and flawless body, is lying on the cushion of the hanging chair with its limbs flat and sleepy.

The breeze blew, and the light and shadow swayed. From a distance, the ball of snow-white fur was like a flame lit by the bright sun, dazzling.

Compared with this peaceful and harmonious picture in this world, the cat's dream is much more violent and intense.

A huge white tiger with white flames burning all over its body is fighting, a big python with three heads and wings, a red gorilla with six arms, meat balls all over its body... and many strange creatures Fighting.

The abyss where the dead bones and wrecks piled up was filled with roars and blood. Seeing that the finally ripe golden fruit was about to break through the air, the white tiger, scarred and exhausted from the battle, jumped with all his might...

At this critical moment of desperate gamble——

"Dangdang Dangdang ... Dangdang Dangdang ... There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, selflessly discerned loyalty, the heroes of the rivers and lakes help each other, the dynasty and Mahan ..." A yellow and blue King Kong with a length of nearly one meter long and long. The parrot flew up to the branch of the old locust tree and sang happily with a broken gong, "Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang... there is one in Kaifeng..."

A touch of white snow leaps up the old pagoda tree silently from the terrace.

The big parrot immersed in the ocean of music received not applause from flowers, but a slap as fast as lightning.

Without any mental preparation, the big parrot, which was ruthlessly blown away, flapped its wings and screamed piercingly, "Monster! Ga, there are monsters, big monsters!"

Until the pale yellow peas eyes met the slightly squinted golden-green cat eyes, the parrot's croaking stopped abruptly, and it landed on a low-level branch, turning the bird's body silently to face the tree trunk to make itself invisible.

What is the end of the hero, it is bitter to think about it!A month ago, it was still the tyrant in this area. With its hard bird-pecking sharp claws and a pair of flying wings, it carried out air raids. It even pecked the crocodiles raised in a certain health club.For more than two years, it has been living a nourishing life of bullying dogs and birds and chasing cats and mice in Chi's house.

But the world is unpredictable, the grandson of its owner came back from abroad, and the white cat who was said to be inseparable from him, the white cat called His Majesty the Cat in the gossip of the servants of the Chi family also came back.

The new and old animals living near Lengquangou expressed their shock, the cat is still alive!

Ten or twenty years may be only a fraction of the life of human beings, but for most animals, it is a long life, two lifetimes or even many lifetimes.

According to the chattering squirrel in the woodland in the backyard, in the bedtime stories collected by its mother's mother's mother... no matter how many more it can't count, the squirrel does not eat mice, and has no interest in other rodent sparrows , Let the inspirational cats fight wits and bravely for a lifetime, they have no sense of accomplishment... The strange white cat is very old, and it is in line with the natural law to hurry to the ground and become a legend...

Anyway, when the white cat not only doesn't look old, but also walks lightly and elegantly, and makes its debut with the momentum of the return of the king, the big parrot that has already regarded this place as its own place has already quit.Although it has the shortest time in the Chi family according to seniority, the winner is the king, and when he gets older, he should abdicate to let the virtuous instead of continuing to pretend to be high-profile!

While the owner was not around, the big parrot swooped forward majestically, and was about to peck the white cat's head bald!

then……

What greeted it was that understated cat's paw.

At the moment when he was shot and flew out, the big parrot was full of thoughts-it is said that the strange flower is strange... the white cat is very old...very old...infinite loop.

The big parrot used its own tragedy to tell everyone that hearsay is really bad.

The paws are as light as butterflies and dragonflies, and now they have become a nightmare for big parrots.

Mr. Chi felt that his home was strangely cold in his old age, and this yellow-blue macaw named Pengpeng croaked from morning till night. Over time, he also developed a hobby of karaoke.

But after the white cat came back, he was not so polite to it.Firstly, the broken gong's voice is really unpleasant, and secondly, his owner has been in poor health since he was a child, and needs to be quiet when resting.

After several ruthless and unreasonable repairs, the big parrot also developed a conditioned reflex to shut up and silence the white cat to make it transparent when it saw the white cat squinting impatiently.

Finally, the big parrot Pengpeng who didn't continue to be beaten turned his head cautiously to look at His Majesty the cat who is as high as a king in power. Peas can't help being envious and wronged. It's not in the room anymore, okay? Why is it still being called beat?

The white cat casually looked down at his stupid little brother No. [-], who made this stupid bird lose his wink and just picked on his owner's bedroom, crying and howling like ghosts and wolves.

That's right, it's because of the blood relationship between the old man of the Chi family and his owner that His Majesty Cat reluctantly accepts this macaw as a younger brother, instead of simply shutting it up forever and destroying the corpse disappear.

As for why it is younger brother number two, because the other younger brothers have all passed away, only the number one younger brother, the feng shui turtle used for the town house in the pond raised by the old man of the Chi family, is still in good health after living for a hundred years.To live long is to have an advantage. It is estimated that in a long time to come, the younger brother's top spot will not be replaced.

Speaking of which, when he saw little brother number one for the first time, His Majesty the cat was going to eat it, but unfortunately, the servant found out in time, and the crying father and mother destroyed it.

That black-painted feng shui tortoise must have grown old and mature, and has a unique ideological consciousness. In the days to come, as long as His Majesty the cat wanders near the pond, it will have its own rations in its mouth——fresh fish and shrimps. for.Regardless of whether His Majesty Cat dislikes it or not, anyway, it has persisted diligently for ten years. (Cough, this is probably the main secret of why the feng shui turtle, who can only dive slowly all day long, is able to take the top spot among many younger brothers.)

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Because of His Majesty the Cat's appearance, the old pagoda tree was completely quiet, and not even a sparrow dared to stay.

In the tranquility, only the fragrance of Sophora japonica is swaying wantonly.

Picking a sunny branch, the white cat lay down lazily and continued to sunbathe.

Energy is scarce in this world, and although the energy absorbed by sunlight and moonlight is weak, it is the most common and convenient.Even when the body was severely injured and shrunk to the weakest form, and the memory was blurred and I really regarded myself as a cat, all these years I used my instinct to seek strength and insisted on basking in the sun and moonlight, even if the sun was scorching like fire, even if it was cold in winter. I like it even after drying it.No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. Thanks to such unremitting accumulation bit by bit, now I have figured out its species and origin.

"Yaoguang..."

The familiar call made the pale pink cat's ears move quickly, and the white cat in the nap couldn't see a trace of confusion the moment it opened its eyes, and jumped briskly up the branch near the terrace.

Across the strings of plain white Sophora japonica flowers, the young man stood by the fence and stretched out his hand to His Majesty the cat. His lips, lacking blood since childhood, outlined the most gentle and tender arc, which seemed more moving than this spring day.

"Meow~" the little cat purred, and the white cat raised its tail and flicked it happily.I have been a cat for nearly 20 years, and many habits are difficult to change.

With a bunch of flower branches in its mouth, the white cat easily jumped towards the owner by the elasticity of the branches.

Chi Xu embraced the white cat skillfully and tacitly, took the flower branch, kissed the cat's face, and said with a smile in the cat's ear, "Very beautiful, my Majesty Yaoguang."

After raising Yaoguang, Chi Xu has also carefully studied and understood the creatures of cats. He knows that many cats will bring gifts to their favorite owners after having fun outside. Usually, they will be dirty dead mice, ravaged to death The sparrows, and even more sturdy live snakes, moved and frightened the owner who received the gift so much that he couldn't laugh or cry.

However, the gifts sent by His Majesty Yaoguang have always been sentimental and classy, ​​very in line with human aesthetics and value orientation, mutated orchid grass, various blooming flowers, strange stones that are natural and interesting, fluorescent fireflies dancing in summer nights, pregnant with pearls mussels, and even an old makeup box dug out from nowhere, with several red and sapphires hidden in it...

The intimate whisper made the white cat with a serious face shake its ears uncomfortably, and its tail wagged a few times happily as if uncontrollably.

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In the afternoon, the Chi family's old house was very lively. Mr. Chi's son, daughter-in-law, grandson and granddaughter were all present.

Ms. Lin Meizhen, the second daughter-in-law of the Chi family, who is keen to hold family gatherings to please the old man recently, pretends that she wants to teach the children to make warm family dinners to honor their grandfather.

Old man Chi, who likes to be lively, is really... not very happy when he sees his son and daughter-in-law who have moved out and brought their grandchildren back to make him happy.

"Dad, what do you think of this chess piece?"

As the head of the family, Mr. Chi, just being expressionless is enough to put a lot of pressure on others.The atmosphere in the living room was a bit embarrassing, and as his own son, Chi Shuocheng had no choice but to bite the bullet and save the scene.

Holding the old rosewood chess box in both hands, Chi Shuocheng said with a restrained smile, "I know Dad, you like these old things, this is me, me...Meizhen and I have entrusted several friends, It was picked out from Master Huang's collection."

Lin Meizhen on the side couldn't help pinching her husband's arm. That's not what she told her before she came here. Why did she get scared when she came to the old man!

Lin Meizhen has experienced deeply in the past ten years how much old master Chi doesn't want to see her.

In fact, Lin Meizhen also regretted it. At the time when she was young and vigorous, she instigated Chi Shuocheng to move out, but her life was happy and beautiful, and as she expected, she alienated her husband from the old house, and put her and her youngest son first in everything.But in the same way, Mr. Chi also disliked them more and more, and now he even took the bottom line. After Chi Xu returned to China, he directly passed his son and passed on the position of successor to the Chi family to that sick young man!

It was like a thunderbolt from the blue and five thunders on the top!

If she didn't turn her face in front of Mr. Chi and go crazy on the spot, even if Lin Meizhen had a strong mental quality.

After spending more than 20 years playing chess, Chi Shuocheng's favorite is definitely her youngest son, Chi Ming. The eldest son of the Chi family has been in poor health. It's hard to say what will happen in the future~ In the end, he was suddenly told that the ace in his hand, Chi Shuocheng, would just be a wealthy idler holding some group shares and other dividends from now on? !Her position as Mrs. Chi is only superficial?What her precious young son Chi Ming can get is probably only relatively generous education funds and entrepreneurial funds compared to ordinary people? !

How empathetic is this?

Mr. Chi glanced at his son and daughter-in-law, and when the smiles of the two were almost froze, he took the chess box anyway.No matter how unpleasant it is, in front of the juniors, it's not easy to make them too shameless.

The old man put away the chess box, as if it was a signal of relaxation, which made everyone else heave a sigh of relief.