Majesty the Cat Daily

A game poisoned meow begged for leniency, but the tablet was confiscated again. It was almost broken by the owner like a doll pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I was told what kind of pet garden party I was going to. Silly and innocent activities, His Majesty the Cat expressed tiredness and dislike.

The invitation to the garden party was given by Tang Panchun.

Tang Panchun's grandparents are all caring people who are passionate about protecting animals. Most of the income of the Sweetheart Pet Hospital under their name is invested in the Sweetheart Pet Home, which is specially used to take in and rescue abandoned homeless small animals.After they passed away, Tang Panchun inherited the last wishes of the two elders and took good care of the pet hospital and pet home. Although his mouth was poisonous and his temper was bad, he was still a kind-hearted woman...a man?

Maybe it's Aiwujiwu. After raising Yaoguang, Chi Xu will raise donations from the Pet Home every year.

This pet garden party was jointly organized by Tang Panchun and the heads of several other pet organizations. It took a lot of manpower and material resources, as well as enough publicity. The funds raised will be used for the treatment of stray pets.Naturally, Tang Panchun would not let a big money maker like President Chi go.

The invitation was received early, but Chi Xu did not express his opinion at the time, Yao Guang thought that his owner was not interested in this kind of activity.Unexpectedly, what a surprise! From what strange angle does the owner think that taking him to the garden party is a surprise for him?

Chi Xu: "There are many smart and beautiful animals at the garden party, and pet stars who often appear on TV shows are also invited. Maybe His Majesty Yaoguang can make friends."

Your majesty the cat: "Meow, woo?" Can you make friends and play games happily with friends? !

However, when President Chi threw away his usual shirt and suit, and changed into jeans and a hoodie with a cat pattern on it, His Majesty Cat held his little heart in disappointment. Although there were different surprises, there were indeed some!Is the owner going to play role-playing, from the president of the group who is flattered when he smiles, to the handsome guy next door who has a relaxed and sunny smile?

Looking at it this way, His Majesty the Cat doesn't reject the garden party anymore.His owner is not in good health, and he has almost never participated in such a crowded garden party. Now that his health is gradually improving, he is willing to try it, and he is naturally willing to accompany him.

His Majesty the cat has a serious face, he is too accommodating to the owner~

The pet garden party was held in the newly built leisure farm in the east of Lengquangou, not too far away, Chi Xu didn't drive, and took Yao Guang for a walk along the mountain path.The breeze is gentle, the mountain flowers are brilliant, the flowing water is gurgling, and the mountains and forests are bathed in spring. When you are in it, it seems that all the fatigue and troubles in the world will disappear without a trace.

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It's a good time for travel and fun, and it's the weekend. Many families come out with the whole family. The old and the young and their pets come to the garden party together. The whole leisure farm and even the surrounding farmhouses are full of popularity.

There are quite a variety of pets. Cats, cats and dogs are the mainstream, and there are many rare species among them. Rabbits, pigs, parrots, turtles, goldfish, hamsters, and chinchillas are also common. There is a golden python with a length of more than two meters that is more than two meters long. The red rose spider with red fluff, the maned lion lizard, the pet mink, and the one who brought an alpaca... The whole display area was made like a zoo.

Yuan Feibai was not conspicuous at all walking in the portable cat cage with his arms in his arms.

In him, the essence of Feibai's various poses, elegance and agility can't be seen at all, at most it can only occupy a white character.He is a little fat, with a round face, almond eyes, and round black-rimmed glasses. He looks like a squat at home, the kind who is easy to bully.

Of course, he is indeed an otaku, with a profession - writing novels, horse upgrade novels, and, cough, selling some adult sex toys on the Internet by the way...

Finding the gathering place of cat friends, Yuan Feibai opened the cage and let out the cat Xiaopang, a ginger-yellow, thick, silly and cute fat paper cat.

There is no threshold limit in the exhibition area, even if the pet is the most common local breed, as long as the owner is willing, they can even take them to the front runway to participate in the fashion show.

Yuan Feibai poked at his cat Xiaopang, "Pangty, don't be stupid, you need to communicate and learn more with your friends, so that you won't fall behind, and only then can you become a normal hobby..."

Before the words were finished, I saw the cat friend next door gearing up to take their well-dressed (?) cat to the runway show.It was a wig with a watermelon rind on its head. Its owner insisted that it was the same style as Cleopatra. It is said that there is also a gray tabby cat of Egyptian cat blood... During the period, a Garfield wearing a Superman cape ran past...

Yuan Feibai's words of encouragement got stuck, Mao Xiaopang shrank back silently, squatted on the cat climbing frame and shrunk into a ball shape, and began to squint and sleepy.

Yuan Feibai, who was heartbroken for his cat Xiaopang: ...

Thinking back to the past, Mao Xiaopang was still a lively and innocent meow. He accidentally discovered that Mao Xiaopang likes to play with things like a dog.At that time, he was in the unscrupulous stage when he had a girlfriend, his heart was full of enthusiasm, and his whole body was full of morals. With his brain open, he trained Mao Xiaopang to give his girlfriend a toy tied with a bow that needed to be mosaic. ...

Never expected that the pure and cute cat Xiaopang would be long, crooked, and crooked!In its weird brain circuit, whoever it likes, it will give him\her\it XXOO brand sex toys... The result can be imagined, this is really a sad story.

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When Chi Xu and Yao Guang arrived, the pet fashion show that the garden party used to warm up the scene had just ended, and the talent show of pet stars was pushing the atmosphere to a climax.

It's really a climax. Three German shepherd sisters who once danced for a certain king are dancing the elegant dog version of Swan Lake under the command of their master. Ha just entered inexplicably.

Although Erha's enthusiasm is like that fire, even though it is trying to imitate the movements of the German shepherd sisters, it is obvious that having ADHD does not mean that it is suitable for dancing.Always half a beat, spinning in the opposite direction, with bad legs and thick skin, full of flaws, with the addition of Erha, the German Shepherd Sisters Flower Dance Troupe has been broken into a clown comedy troupe.

The owner of the German Shepherd Sister Flower is a lady who is very patient and tolerant towards dogs. Although Erha’s god development looks more like it’s here to mess things up, she didn’t intend to expel it. Instead, she was very entertaining and warmly invited Taiwan Download more dogs who want to come up crazy, ahem, come up and show off.

In the elegant Swan Lake, a group of monsters danced around and acted stupidly, and the onlookers laughed like crazy.

Ke Yuan, the host of Erha, squatted silently in the corner of the stage and covered his face.

That's right, the Erha who entered the stage randomly is his family's carrot.

Ke Yuan: At first, I thought it would be cruel enough to be surrounded by good-natured people when I failed to confess my confession, but I didn’t expect it to be even more cruel when I went out to relax during the holidays, and I went for a walk with the dog by the way!

Chi Xu and Yao Guang didn't squeeze into the crowd to watch the excitement, just as all kinds of pet prize competitions were also ready, and President Chi, who seemed to be only eight years old, signed up for every item of his majesty the cat enthusiastically.Just so confident!

"..." The staff stared at him silently, and almost swiped the screen 'The handsome guy is playing with us' on his face.

As we all know, although there are many pets participating in the garden party, 90.00% of the pets that can participate in the competition are dogs, because the dogs are willing to obey the owner's instructions.As for the cats and so on, they are just a group of ancestors, okay?

"Meow!" His Majesty the Cat frowned at the staff.Such a simple and naive competition, if it wasn't for making the owner happy, would you be too lazy to take care of it, and want to engage in racial discrimination?

So-

The first pet competition, high jump.

The white cat among a group of big dogs and puppies, not to mention the crossbar, he even jumped over the height of the bracket.What a flying experience!

Dogs and their owners: "..."

The staff who slapped the face: "..."

The little loli who happened to pass by turned her head and ran to her mother, "Mom, I saw a cat flying down from the sky~ It must be the white clouds in the sky!"

Chi Xu hugged His Majesty the Cat to celebrate.

The second item of the pet competition is obstacle running.

The white cat mixed among a group of big dogs and puppies did not need the owner to accompany and command at all, and easily led the audience.

Dogs and their owners: "..."

The staff of X2 who were slapped in the face: "..."

Chi Xu hugged His Majesty the Cat to celebrate.

The third item in the pet competition is to pick up the ball.

Colorful plastic toy balls were poured on the lawn, and a bamboo basket was placed in front of the owner of each participating pet. The pet with the most colorful balls in the bamboo basket within a certain period of time would win.

As soon as the whistle blew, those cheering up, urging the command, and making pranks to disturb others, the audience was full of dancing and cheering dog parents and mothers.

Picking up balls is definitely a dog's forte.Most owners have played with their dogs at one point or another in their spare time throwing a ball and asking them to pick it up.Dogs are very receptive to this game and adapt quickly.

However, among a group of big dogs and puppies flying back and forth with colored balls in their mouths, the white cat calmly walked up to a pile of colored balls, aimed at the bamboo basket in front of the owner, then opened its paws left and right, and was photographed The colored balls in the basket draw a beautiful arc and fall into the bamboo basket as accurately as they are opened and hung.

Dumbfounded dogs and their owners: "..."

The staff of X3 who were slapped in the face: "..."

A certain onlooker soy sauce party A: "Damn it, isn't this cat from the circus?"

A certain onlooker soy sauce party B: "Son, come and see, the upgraded version of Plants vs. Zombies White Cat Shooter!"

Chi Xu hugged His Majesty the Cat to celebrate.

The fourth item of the pet competition is to walk the maze.

The white cat, who was among a group of big dogs and puppies, jumped onto the fence and came out in a straight line!

Looking at the owners whose dogs were still running around in the maze: "...This, does this count as cheating?"

The staff member looked up at the sky at a 45° angle, "...this, the rules didn't say it's not allowed."

Soy Sauce Party C passing by with a pet pig: "Hahaha, it's better to come early than coincidentally. Can our family Xiangxiang participate in the competition? Although we entered the competition a little late, we are not afraid of losing money. Our family Xiangxiang has strength!"

The staff continued to look up at the sky at a 45° angle, "The game is over..."

Chi Xu hugged His Majesty the Cat to celebrate.

Pet Contest #[-]...

Losing dogs and their owners: "..."

The staff members with swollen faces: "..."

The onlookers raised their poses: "..."

Chi Xu hugged His Majesty the Cat to celebrate.

Pet Contest Sixth...

Chi Xu hugged His Majesty the Cat to celebrate.

Pet Contest #[-]...

The eighth item...

Ordinary people worship His Majesty the cat whose halo blinds people (dogs) eyes: that's how decathlon is!

Chi Xu, who had never had such fun before, hugged His Majesty the Cat to celebrate. The smile on his face was bright and wanton, which attracted the sound of the young girl's mobile phone snapping pictures.

Pet Race Ultimate Edition - Battle in the Mud Pond!

The more frustrated and courageous staff began to enlarge their moves, yelling loudly: "Don't miss it when you pass by~ Battle in the mud pond, fight in the mud pond, only once a day during the garden party! Pets and owners enter the mud pond together to find treasure chests, except for one Open the golden treasure chest with surprises, and collect three silver treasure chests to participate in the Lucky Wheel luxury gift bag lottery at the garden party~ Don’t miss it when you pass by~”

One person and one cat who had a good time participated decisively, and the mud pond could not stop their determination to have fun!

Unbeknownst to them, the photos and videos of them winning all the competitions in the garden party and being so cruel to everyone have already spread rapidly on the Internet and became popular.