Majesty the Cat Daily

As a magic stick cat who manages Master Qiao’s pirated amulets, oh no, after being promoted by Ouyang and Chi in the circle of friends, as a magic stick cat who is destined to deal with all kinds of local tyrants in the future, after leaving the island to go home After that, His Majesty the Cat carried out industrial upgrading immediately.

I was not sure about the function of the treasure land before, and the jade products buried in it were all scraped out of the storage basket by him, such as pendants, engraved seals, finger pullers, chess pieces, jade marbles, chopsticks, ear picks... There are various varieties. Qibi stalls also have diversity.

Like picking ear picks, His Majesty the Cat rewarded Yu Hao and Yu Er Shao for the sake of earning money and enjoying a good show.Well, in fact, His Majesty the Cat is also worried that the ear picks will not be sold.It is said to be a talisman, but when the thing in front of you is an ear pick, there must be a local tyrant who is willing to believe that ear picks can actually keep you safe.Haven't you seen that Yu Ershao who got the free gift has a mysterious face?

Therefore, to deal with local tyrants, the appearance and packaging of products is very important.

Originally, Yaoguang was going to order a batch of decent quality jade products online. After he learned how to use the Internet and made money, he liked online shopping.Who would have known that on the other end of the network cable, the buyer was a cat.

However, after Mr. Chi found out about it, he took the initiative to sponsor a lot of emeralds, Hetian jade pendants, finger rings, and pendants to their family Xiangruimiao, most of which were exquisite, unique and convenient to carry around.

The goods were transferred through Mr. Ouyang.Who is Mr. Ouyang, the largest jeweler in province G, if he buys some jade and jade, it's like killing chickens with a sledgehammer.But he couldn't stand the enthusiasm of old man Ouyang. When he heard that old man Chi wanted some jade pieces, he immediately offered to give them away, and it was considered as rent.

That's right, old man Ouyang is still lingering in the guest garden of the Chi family's old house.Who told him to open the door to the new world in his old friend's house? Old Master Chi still showed off to him. The Feng Shui of this old house was also shown by Master Qiao himself.

Upon hearing this, old man Ouyang decisively decided to stay longer.Firstly, coming here is beneficial to the health of his precious grandson Ouyang Chen, secondly, he can learn more from old friends and ask some relevant knowledge behind the gate of the new world, thirdly, old man Ouyang has asked his subordinates to contact him, and he is going to Lengquangou bought a piece of land to be the neighbor of the Chi family.Although his roots are in province G, it is still possible to come and live for a period of time every year.

Mr. Chi insisted not to charge his friend's rent, while Mr. Ouyang insisted on giving it away. After a long stalemate, the two had to take a step back and settled at the cost price.

After getting the upgraded jade product, Yaoguang put some of it in his backpack and went to the monkeys' territory.

Don't look at His Majesty Cat's process of making amulets, which seems to be very simple and trouble-free, just dig a hole and bury the jade in it.If it is someone else, first you have to understand Fengshui, secondly you have to be lucky to find such an undeveloped and polluted Fengshui treasure land, and then, the time to test the gold content of technology has come, you have to be proficient in Fengshui acupuncture points.To put it simply, it is the decisive step to complete the finishing touch in a huge treasure land. Only when you find the core point of the treasure land, can you activate it and use it for you.

Fengshui treasure land is not just something you can click on if you think about it. Most of the Fengshui masters are listed on this hurdle.Even a real Feng Shui master can't guarantee that he can point it correctly every time.

So, someone like Yao Guang Miao who can find the right position just by feeling, put it in the Feng Shui circle, it will make people crazy every minute.

Passing through the dense forest layer where the energy of the magnetic field is disordered and no living things are willing to live in it, the territory of the monkeys is still... Hey, Yao Guang paused, and there seemed to be some kind of restlessness in the peaceful and soft atmosphere of Baodi?

As for the monkeys, they used to like playing around the spring most.

After perceiving it carefully for a moment, Yao Guang raised his claws and walked towards the clear spring surrounded by hills, which seemed to be the source of the restlessness.

A subtle ray of light flashed from the bottom of the spring, like a nimble five-color fish, but there was no trace of it when Yao Guang looked closely.

Yao Guangmiao turned around the spring eye in doubt, is there something more in the spring eye?But he has tried it a long time ago, the water here is clear and sweet, and there is nothing special about it.

"How about another sip?"

Unable to understand, Yao Guangmeow curiously stretched her paws in.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~"

The monkey boss who came out to patrol the mountain with a few younger brothers saw this scene and stopped him with a sharp and short warning sound, cough, his best friend!

If the Monkey Boss can connect with the outside world, then the meaning it expresses can be summed up in this way-"Death, Yaoshou, my stupid friend, don't be so hard on yourself, you need to know that curiosity killed the cat~"

The cat who is full of curiosity but never dies: Well, in order not to cause unnecessary trouble, let’s leave the spring first and listen to what the resident monkeys have to say.

After some communication, after the monkey boss and several younger brothers danced and described vigorously, and finally rolled on the ground with some acting skills, screamed, twitched, and lay dead, the whole incident was vividly displayed on the cat. Before His Majesty.

Since the monkeys moved into this treasured land, the spring has changed several times.

Now this time the change has just begun and is not yet obvious.Wait a little longer, and colorful swimming fish will appear in Wang Quan's eyes.

When the fish appeared in the spring, the monkeys thought it was a treasure. The Monkey King tentatively sent a monkey to catch the fish. As a result, a terrible thing happened. As soon as the monkey touched the fish, the fish got into it. In its body, the monkey lay down and rolled on the ground screaming and screaming, and died in pain within a few strokes.The other monkeys were so scared that they didn't dare to touch those beautiful and delicious fish.

The situation in the second time was basically the same as above. Faced with the colorful swimming fish that appeared inexplicably in the spring, the monkeys intuitively felt that it was a good thing.But when the new monkey king refused to give up and sent a dying old monkey to test him, the old monkey died more horribly than the last monkey, and his body exploded!The monkeys who witnessed all this were really terrified. Since then, when the spring changes, the old monkeys will warn the young monkeys to keep them away from danger...

The meaning of Monkey Boss can be summed up in one sentence: "Now is an extraordinary period. Love life and stay away from springs." '

Yao Guangmiao: ... What are you running for? It sounds like something really good.

The monkey boss, who has no luck, said that they will not come here to drink water in the near future, and they will stay in the cave for nothing, and they will come out again after the deadly strange fish in the spring disappears.Brother Baimao, take care!

After digging a hole at the entrance of the cave to bury the second batch of jade products, Yao Guangmiao went to the spring again.

It's really strange, no matter how you look at this spring, it's just ordinary, why do colorful fish appear?

Unable to figure it out, His Majesty the Cat... jumped into the spring to play diving.

The spring water is not deep, the water quality is clear, and the diving skills have been fully exercised on the island. His majesty, who is close to the full point, searched the spring inside and out.It's a pity, not to mention the colorful swimming fish described by the monkeys, but the tiny light that was discovered at the beginning has never appeared again.

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When Yao Guangmiao arrived home, his owner had already returned from get off work and was talking on the phone on the balcony of the bedroom.

Leaping up to the old pagoda tree closest to the terrace, the voice on the other end of the phone, which seemed a little loud because of drinking and having fun, clearly entered the cat's ears.

"Yannian don't worry, Qi Xiaoer has lost such a big face this time, how dare he stay on the island to play with us, if you go ahead, he will slip away. Hahaha, Yannian, when you bet, you must It's Qi Xiaoer's reaction. Let him spit out the money he won with interest. Although the debt he owes hurts him, some people are willing to help him pay for it, so it doesn't count as cutting his flesh. Bloodletting, as long as he wants face, he will not tear his face on the spot, he can only knock out teeth and swallow blood..."

"It's very lively here. We have parties every day and sing songs every night. Why don't you play for a few more days in Yannian."

"...Let me tell you, Qi Binyu is really not a thing. He just got married and his wife has a big belly, so he came out to fool around again. If I insist on taking him, I can't drive him away..."

"Hahaha, His Majesty the Cat gave me the ear pick. Today I found it and hung it around my neck with a red thread. When I was swimming, those people kept staring at my neck. I asked them if it looked good, and they still changed their tricks. He praised me for being unique. Hehe~ I’m fooled~ But I don’t know why, now I’m looking left and right in the mirror.

"Fortunately, you left early. Your conch produced a top-quality pearl the size of a quail egg. Many of you wanted to see it. I was so annoyed. I heard that the rumors have spread abroad. Hahaha, be careful. The door was blocked by a certain Arab local tyrant..."

Listening to a drunk talking nonsense is obviously not a pleasant pastime, especially when Young Master Chi Xuchi saw his majesty the cat appearing on the branch of the locust tree, he decisively hung up his phone.

It is conceivable that when a white cat comes out of the spring after diving and returns home through the deep mountains and old forests with its wet fur, how should the overall color and shape come out?

"Meow~"

Yao Guangmiao still had some self-knowledge at any rate, and jumped back to the terrace on his own initiative, without waiting for the owner to reach out to him, and then hugged him tenderly... Obviously, when the owner saw him at the first sight, the subtle The eyes must not be interpreted as surprise!

"Meow~"

His majesty the cat with a serious face, after looking at the owner for half a second, walked silently to the bathroom.