Majesty the Cat Daily

Behind the large-scale Ming and Qing-style antique market, there is a night market and snack street. Walk along the stalls to the end, and there is an urban village waiting to be planned after turning the corner.

A white cat flew over the eaves and walls of the village in the city, stepped on the roofs of all kinds of illegal dwellings, and walked along the fence all the way into the twisted alleys, without attracting anyone's attention.

The moment when the white cat jumped off the wall and blinked when it landed, the moment of witnessing the miracle of being transformed into a living person was staged in the alley without people.Except for one feral cat who expressed fright.

His Majesty Yao Guang did not run naked this time, under the tremendous pressure of his owner not to give the small treasury but also to deduct pocket money, after much deliberation, he finally came up with a compromise.It took two days to disassemble and try, and finally at the moment of transforming into a human form, I made the best use of all the hair and hair.This is not only convenient, but also comfortable to wear.

Under the control of his mind, the snow-white and soft fur seemed to be the finest silk, and it turned into a loose and comfortable exercise suit similar to the kind of loose and comfortable exercise clothes worn by Mr. Chi when he was practicing Tai Chi. dark lines.

As we all know, if you wear exercise clothes on your body, most people will lose their figure. What's worse, the effect may be the same as wearing a sack.But on the other hand, if you can show a tall and straight figure with broad shoulders and long legs in the exercise clothes, it will leave unlimited room for everyone to imagine. After stripping off the clothes, you will definitely have a coveted good figure.

His Majesty Yao Guang definitely belongs to the latter.

"Wow~"

Just after walking out of the alley, a sleepy-eyed aunt with messy hair opened the courtyard door and poured water out of a plastic basin.

The dirty water was poured out, and I inadvertently glanced at the black-haired and white-clothed figure not far from the courtyard door. The aunt's half-closed eyes immediately widened, and she stammered instinctively before thinking: "Yes, yes, sorry... ..." God knows how many years it has been since she took the initiative to say the word 'sorry'.

The figure turned to look at her, and the aunt threw the plastic basin with a 'snap' and ran home.

His Majesty Yaoguang: ...

"You prodigal bitch, you don't need money for plastic basins!"

The middle-aged uncle who was squatting in the yard washing rice was not very happy to educate the aunt, "You said that you are almost a grandma, and seeing a young handsome boy who is nympho stutters and drops things, Turn your head and run away, you treat yourself like a little girl in an idol drama, don't be ashamed!"

Based on the uncle's position, he could only see a silhouette passing through the gate, but just like this, he could guess by feeling that the figure must be good-looking.

"No, no, no, it's not about his looks! I'm so shocked, how can I remember my looks!" The aunt said with a trembling voice, "The water was splashed out just now, and every drop splashed on him. Yes. I really saw it, the water bypassed him, as if there was a glass cover in front of him! This is a hell of a day... He has green eyes... "

"Pfft~" The uncle snorted, and said indifferently: "What a mess, you didn't pour the water well, and you didn't wake up and your eyes were dazzled, so why are you still relying on someone passing by? What's the matter with the green eyeballs? It’s foreign blood, that’s called foreign style! It’s really rare and strange in feudal superstition..."

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Not paying attention to the episode at the entrance of the alley, His Majesty Yaoguang continued to move forward unhurriedly.

Frankly speaking, with such a leisurely and almost lazy pace, if it is replaced by a cat, everyone will just watch it, without any sense of disobedience.But now he is a person, or a, uh, how should I put it, even a simple and casual combination of white training clothes can make him wear a young man who makes people feel like "kneeling to answer", just like this The chaotic urban village has the smell of strolling in the courtyard, and it looks a bit out of place no matter how you look at it.

People who came across this scene couldn't help but look around, trying to find the following lens, cameraman and so on.Maybe this is a big star or international supermodel they don't know who is shooting a photo MV or something.

"Help~ Robbery~"

"This is a society under the rule of law. If we call the police, the police will definitely... ah, you dare to beat people! You won't be given anything to kill you! You scum, help, rob and beat people~"

Yaoguang's hearing is so sensitive that she can hear cries for help from far away.After thinking about it, he changed his route and walked over there.

Although living in human society for 20 years has given His Majesty Yao Guang some humanity, this does not make him aspiring to become a super cat who upholds justice and maintains world peace.The reason why he went there was because he found the two voices calling for help very familiar.

This is an abandoned vegetable market. It was originally planned to be demolished and rebuilt. However, because the funds were not in place, it was demolished and abandoned. It is the most dilapidated place in the village in the city.Being remote and uninhabited is often prone to evil, but anyone who lives nearby knows that it is okay to come here as little as possible.

Yuan Feibai, the owner of the male cat, Xiaopang, and Rice, the agent of Ji Cistan, are two foreign fat sheep who went astray and were coaxed here to be slaughtered.

Ever since Yuan Feibai came to work in Lin Deli's farmhouse, he has lived a very nourishing and leisurely life.As for the agent, Rice, also fell in love with Lin Deli's family's wild boar feast because of Ji Cistan's previous filming in Lengquangou.After coming and going, the two wild boar feast lovers got along well.

During the last meal, the two of them chatted about antiques and chatted so much that they were extremely speculative. They wished they could directly marry Jinlan. Today they made an appointment to go to the antique market together.

I don’t know if the two antique rookies have triggered the magic law that novices usually have good luck. They mistakenly stumbled upon it as an imitation and spent 200 yuan to buy a jug from the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. It was seen by a Tibetan friend who happened to pass by. He won the prize, so he insisted on bidding [-] yuan to buy it from them, which was considered a small mistake.

Yuan Feibai and Dami were not short of the 2 or [-] yuan, not to mention that they missed it the first time they made a move. This jug is so commemorative, and the two politely rejected the Tibetan friend.

then……

An honest middle-aged man seemed to mention to the two of them unintentionally that there seemed to be something like a flagon in his house, and his house lived nearby...

The two elated rookies, just when they were addicted to picking up leaks, gave birth to sorrow.

As for whether that honest middle-aged man is a liar, in fact, Yuan Feibai and Rice have considered this possibility.After all, they are all adults, and they understand the saying that one must be on guard against others.

However, Yuan Feibai and Rice took the bait resolutely based on the idea that both of them are big men, they are not afraid even if they meet bad guys, they can run if they can't be beaten, and they can shout for help if they can't run.

Who knows, they are still too naive!There are four people in the family, and when they start fighting, one of them is a dead house, and the other, heck, they are not far from the motherfucker anyway, and the two combat scumbags only have to shout for help and be beaten.What made those who heard it even more sad and those who listened to tears was that they all shouted for help so hard. They saw someone passing by just now, but no one came to rescue them... I don’t know if they will call the police for them.

"Hand over that jug! And the ring and wallet on your hand!"

"We...will not condone you..."

The two of them returned to their homes, and their mothers returned to their mothers. They were still very strong inside, and even punching and kicking could not make them succumb.Just kidding, when they were studying, neither of them had ever been bullied or beaten~ When Yao Guang jumped in from the half-collapsed wall, he happened to see a yellow-haired impatiently popping out a fruit knife.And the two people who hugged their bags tightly and curled up on the ground, when they faced the fruit knife, they lost their faces, coughed, and turned pale with fright.Unexpectedly, in broad daylight, the sky is bright, and even though the gangsters robbed, they dared to commit murder with knives.

"Master~Help me~"

The tragedy is about to happen, and at a critical moment, I suddenly saw a handsome young man in a practice uniform descending from the sky, uh, from the wall, his light, smooth and soundless steps, his clean white body, and his calm and calm attitude in the face of danger. Eyes, no matter how you look at it, how is Fan Youmu, a master!At this moment, Yuan Feibai and Rice offered their pious knees at the same time.

'Bang~ bang bang~ bang~'

His Majesty Yao Guang also lived up to the "master" label that Yuan Feibai and Da Mi put on him. Almost in the blink of an eye, the gangsters had no time to shout out the classic line of "Who came?" , all kicked and flew out, rolled far away, unable to get up for a long time.

Although their noses are bruised and their faces are swollen, Yuan Feibai and Da Mi are still trying to drag their facial muscles into a stupefied look: ...The plot of the film and television really comes from life.

After finishing work, His Majesty Yaoguang was going to go to the company to have lunch with his owner.

"Experts, please stay!"

"Dare to ask the master's name! There is no repayment for saving your life, I will wait..."

"Heh~" Yao Guang made the two pigs laugh with their clasped fists.

This smile, coupled with the face that God is his own father, waited for the two of Shining God to react, and the expert jumped over the wall the same way and disappeared.

Rice, who missed the opportunity to strike up a conversation, beat her chest and stamped her feet, "Beauty is like fire, heart-burning, beauty misleads people! That figure, appearance, temperament, skills... What a good seed, if an expert wants to be in the entertainment industry, then If the people are not popular, then the whole world will be blinded! Master, why do you come and go so lightly, at least let me kneel down and hand over a business card..."

Yuan Feibai tugged on his sleeve, "Brother Big Mi, it's weird to describe a master here as heart-burning and light-hearted..."

"What's so strange, it will be fine when the artistic conception is reached!" Da Mi said in a plaintive voice, "Another rough person is really, hey~"

The rough man Yuan Feibai: "...again?"

"That's right, last time I said that young master Chi is the wind, the snow, even the green water will wrinkle for him, and the green hills will turn gray for him. Ji Cistan means that he doesn't listen to him or listen to him. Listen. It's your turn this time, don't you think, Gao Ren's temperament is completely opposite to Young Master Chi's, giving people the feeling, well, if I describe it to you this way, if he smiles at you, it's like the fire of love... ..."

Yuan Feibai couldn't help poking him, "...Brother Dami, although I'm a rough person, I really couldn't see such a deep meaning from the expert's smile, but we were robbed just now, and the robbers are still on the ground Lie down, the focus now is probably to call the police."

And while Rice was still chattering with Yuan Feibai, His Majesty Yao Guang had already arrived at the owner's company.

The young girl at the front desk's heartbeat accelerated and her cheeks felt hot. She picked up the phone almost tremblingly, her mind was full of what the handsome mixed-race guy in front of her who was so handsome said, "I am the new personal assistant hired by Mr. Chi, despise me." His surname is Bai and his first name is Yaoguang. If you don't believe me, call him and ask him. '

At the end, he blinked those golden-green eyes blessed with dizzying attributes, and added in a still insatiable way: "The most personal kind of assistant."

'boom~'

The little girl at the front desk had a mushroom cloud in her mind, and her health bar was instantly emptied.