Everyone's style is wrong

46

In order to learn about love experience, Mu Feng specially invited He Xi to his home early the next morning to cook a big meal for this foodie vampire.

He Xi spent the night in a nightclub, trying not to drink blood, and the number of days he successfully stopped blood has increased by one more day, and now he is greedy and hungry, very tormented.

Mu Feng was busy in the kitchen wearing an apron, and He Xi wandered around the house meanly. He was very interested in those exquisite bottles and jars in Mu Feng's studio, but as soon as he took a step, Mu Feng picked up his clothes. Pull out the collar and throw it on the sofa.

"Let me see that I won't die." He Xi complained cheekily.

"I will die." Mu Feng quickly locked the door of the studio to prevent the bear vampire from making trouble.

Following Mu Chen's example, He Xi puffed up her cheeks cutely: "Huh!"

"It's useless for you to make this expression." Mu Feng turned on the TV coldly, threw the remote control into He Xi's arms, and said, "Watch TV, don't move around."

One minute later, He Xi ran up to Mu Feng like a gust of wind, held up a pair of underwear with his index finger and thumb and shook them up as if asking for credit, and asked, "Your?"

"Nonsense." Mu Feng grabbed the underwear and frowned, "What are you doing?"

He Xi howled exaggeratedly: "Your underwear is so boring! You still study perfume! Such a fashionable profession! But you wear such old-fashioned underwear!"

Mu Feng threw the underwear into the clothes basket and said viciously, "Shut up."

"Why do you want me to shut up! I won't shut up! Didn't you just ask me to be your cute dokidoki love consultant? Are you wearing this kind of old-fashioned monochrome boxer underwear and you have the nerve to take off your pants in front of other people? People will despise you!" He Xi sniffed the aroma from the pot with his lips intoxicated, and applauded happily: "Wow, it smells so good! I'm so hungry and thirsty!"

Mu Feng cut the shredded meat expressionlessly for a while, and then asked abruptly, "Do you really dislike it?"

"Yes! I will kick you off the bed!" He Xi fished out a small piece of pork ribs from the steaming pot, and stuffed it into his mouth while exclaiming that it was so hot. Compared to vampires, More like a starving ghost.

Reluctantly, Mu Feng took a big bowl and handed it to He Xi, then turned around to cook. He Xi held the big bowl and eagerly ate beside him, imitating the food exaggeratedly while eating The diner in the cartoon: "Oh my God! This is the taste! The soft and rotten meat melts slowly in the mouth! What a gorgeous and solemn delicacy! How could it be! How could it be so delicious..."

"Quiet." Mu Feng gave him a fierce look.

"Hey." He Xi flashed a bright smile like a sunflower, and said, "Why are you so fierce? If you weren't so fierce all the time, I would have chased you long ago for the sake of your delicious food." .”

Mu Feng deftly shook the frying pan twice, then cruelly refused: "It's useless to chase."

He Xi clicked his tongue and said, "You are the first gay guy who is not interested in me. Very good, you have successfully attracted..."

"Eat!" Mu Feng poured the vegetables in the frying pan onto the plate, and then stuffed the plate into He Xi's hand.

The two sat at the table, He Xi ate very happily, screamed strangely while eating, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "The little fresh meat you saw is so happy, I can be with you in the future." Eat such delicious food for three meals a day!"

Happiness in the eyes of foodies is so simple!

Mu Feng showed a faint smile and said, "His name is Jiang Han."

"Hey, I'm so jealous." He Xi had a gossipy face, "Do you have a photo?"

Mu Feng shook his head sadly: "I just saw you for the first time yesterday, and I don't know anything except name and address."

"However, you only know the address after you follow them." He Xi patted Mu Feng's shoulder solemnly, "There is a long way to go... why don't you think about me, it's easy to get."

Mu Feng looked disgusted: "Never."

"Why! I also want to eat delicious food for three meals a day!" He Xi wailed while clutching her hair.

"I don't like people with Huaxin the most..." Mu Feng said at this moment that he suddenly remembered the small report from Mu Chen last night, so he paused subtly, and quickly slapped himself: "Huaxin is actually okay, mainly because the first If I didn't feel it the first time I saw you, then I won't feel it in the future."

He Xi squinted his eyes and stared at Mu Feng for a while, then complained: "When we first met, I was chased by a monster hunter until my pants almost fell off. I don't know how many days I'm a vile bastard, so I made a special trip to get rid of it. I was dug out of the coffin and chased me in broad daylight, the sun tanned me like a dried green onion, it’s a ghost if you can feel it..."

Mu Feng snorted coldly: "Fortunately, I saved you."

He Xi nodded: "Fortunately, you have this large mobile parasol to help me block the sun for a while."

"Now is your chance to repay your favor." Mu Feng said calmly, "Help me catch him."

"No problem, I don't have any little fresh meat that I can't handle! Except you... oh no, you are a piece of dried bacon. Then it's settled, let's go shopping first in the afternoon, and I'll take you to buy some clothes." He Xi's eyes were sharp. Sweeping back and forth on Mu Feng's body, he suddenly leaned over and pulled Mu Feng's collar, then poked his head to look inside.

Mu Feng slapped him flying, and said ferociously, "What are you doing?"

"Oh my God, you're still wearing a white hurdling vest under your shirt! Are you going to hurdle, dear!" He Xi yelled heartbreakingly: "Go away, you've got me!"

Mu Feng calmly explained: "Sweat absorption."

"There is only one truth!" He Xi pointed at Mu Feng sharply, and said, "You must still be wearing long johns!"

Mu Feng frowned, and said as a matter of course: "When it's cold, of course we should pay attention to keeping warm. Our family wears them all. Is there a problem?"

"'Our family'? Not only did you wear it yourself, but you also broke my little Muchen!" He Xi had tears in his eyes.

"Xiao Chen doesn't like to wear it." Mu Feng sighed, "Even if he is forced to wear it, he will secretly take it off when he goes to school."

My younger brother became disobedient when he grew up and was unhappy.

The green woolen trousers woven by my brother are also kept at the bottom of the storage box all year round, and my brother is very sad.

"It's okay, okay." He Xi breathed a sigh of relief, and said meanly: "That's right, why are you wearing long johns with your thick legs? Are you looking down on them? Apologize to your hairy legs!"

Mu Feng pressed He Xi's head with his big hand to force him to turn his head to face the dishes on the table, and ordered in a low voice: "Shut up and eat."

"You must open your mouth to eat." He Xi felt a solemn sense of responsibility spontaneously: "Don't worry! I will definitely change your old-fashioned habits, so that my little Jianghan will not dislike you, you yourself You have to work hard and work hard to cooperate with Dr. He's treatment, understand?"

As soon as he heard the word Jiang Han, Mu Feng swallowed the rebuttal abruptly, and hummed in a low voice.

So the little He Xi, who has made an inch of his life, started to chatter again, from clothing matching to love talk skills, from this summer's fashion to Longyang eighteen styles, he successfully forced Mu Fengkan into a daze, and after licking the last drop of vegetable soup in the bowl , He Xi smartly wiped his mouth and slapped the table, and said, "Go! I'll take you shopping for clothes! Let Xiao Jianghan admire you!"

"Okay." Mu Feng put on a floral apron with little sunflowers printed on it energetically, and said, "Then I'll wash the dishes first."

He Xi: ...

47

It may be because he caught a cold while chasing voyeurs wrapped in a bath towel last night after taking a shower. Mu Chen slept until noon and felt terrible when he woke up.

Everything hurts all over my body, and I feel groggy like a paste in my head.

There was a sound of the door opening outside the bedroom, and Lin Chu, who was in charge of going out to buy food every day, came back.

Mu Chen stood holding on to the door frame, watching Lin Chu arrange the food neatly on the table.

Seeing that Mu Chen had woken up, Lin Chu happily posted over and said, "Old rules, good morning kiss."

"Old rules, no." Mu Chen's voice was muffled.

"Your voice is not right." Lin Chu lifted the hair of the two of them, pressed his forehead and Mu Chen's together, and said to himself: "It's a little hot, I have a fever."

The two were so close that they could feel each other's breath blending together, so Lin Chu took advantage of the opportunity and kissed Mu Chen's soft lips hard.

Mu Chen covered his mouth, took a step back, and said, "Don't infect you."

"Come on, infect me quickly." Lin Chu pretended to kiss, "This is the virus of love."

"Don't make trouble." Mu Chen said seriously: "You must not be sick..."

"Because you love your husband?" Lin Chu pricked up his ears, ready to listen to cute little love words.

Mu Chen blinked and said sincerely: "Well...Of course I love you, and if you are sick, I am embarrassed to let you go out to buy food."

"Oh my god!" Lin Chu, who has been reduced from a male god to a boy who buys food, fell sadly on the sofa and fell into a coma for three seconds, then ran to boil water to find cold medicine.

Mu Chen sat listlessly at the table, ate breakfast after taking the medicine, and complained while eating: "I must have chased you after taking a shower last night to catch cold."

"I was wrong, and I won't peek at you from now on." Lin Chu immediately corrected his attitude and admitted his mistake, then changed the subject, and said with piercing eyes, "Would you consider letting me watch?"

Muchen quickly stuffed a bun into Lin Chu's mouth.

"Don't go to class in the afternoon." Lin Chu touched Mu Chen's flushed face distressedly, "I'll help you hand in your homework and take notes, and I'll help you answer the roll call."

"You don't need to answer it." Muchen laughed, "I'm asking for leave."

"It's not good, please know, I have to ask you to go to the hospital to issue a certificate or something." Lin Chu suddenly lowered his voice and said coldly: "I can imitate many kinds of voices."

Muchen: "Pfft..."

Lin Chu's voice suddenly became cheerful again: "Look! You can't hear it at all!"

After so many years of precision analysis, this is a basic skill.

"Well, let's see the situation." Mu Chen dazedly rubbed his face against Lin Chu's hand, then yawned and prepared to go back to his room to continue sleeping.