Everyone's style is wrong
Chapter 21
52
The morning sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, filling the room.
Mu Chen opened his eyes, stretched his waist humming and chirping, and just wanted to continue to sleep, when Lin Chu, who was lurking in the bed, rushed forward and kissed him wildly!
"What are you doing in the morning?" Mu Chen rolled on the bed, and quickly wrapped himself in the quilt, only his head was exposed.
Lin Chu licked her lips with unrestrained enthusiasm, and calmly explained, "It's just a good morning kiss."
"..." Mu Chen was panting from the sudden kiss, and felt his lips were slightly swollen, and even the wolf's ears almost popped out.
If Good Morning Kiss is in this style, then everyone doesn't have to get up, okay?
"Did you like it last night?" Lin Chu twitched his lips, leaned up and pressed on Mu Chen.
"I like it." Mu Chen said frankly, looking down, he found that Lin Chu was not wearing anything.
"Then I want it more, I want it right away, I want it right away!" Lin Chu knew the taste, and the male god became an idiot.
"No, I still have class later, do you want to fail the course?" Mu Chen seriously refused: "Hurry up and buy breakfast, I want five buns stuffed with mushrooms."
Lin Chu licked Mu Chen's collarbone lightly, and said in a full of color, "I want to eat your little wolf meat bun."
Muchen: ... This male god is completely useless!
"Come on, come on!" Lin Chu rubbed against Mu Chen.
"..." Mu Chen pushed Lin Chu away, and jumped out of bed wrapped in a quilt as if avoiding a pervert, and ran back to his bedroom and quickly put on his pants.
Lin Chu chased after him slowly, looking disappointedly at the fully armed Mu Chen.
How can it be worn so fast?
not happy. ╭(╯^╰)╮
Mu Chen looked at Lin Chu with a funny face, "Put on your clothes."
Lin Chu sullenly went back to the bedroom to get dressed, and said while putting on her clothes, "I know why you don't let me touch your ears and tail."
"Why?" Muchen was wary.
"Hair loss." Lin Chu pointed to the bed.
It's so bad, I can't give it a good review! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Mu Chen took a closer look, and sure enough, there were gray wolf fur all over the pillow and quilt cover.
Lin Chu said deadly: "It should be a defective product."
"..." Mu Chen narrowed his eyes and looked at him with murderous intent.
"I'm going to buy buns." Lin Chu bowed his head and kissed Mu Chen.
Mu Chen angrily raised his hand and pinched Lin Chu's face fiercely, daring not to speak out.
It's not a defective product, it just loses a little hair in summer, people want to change seasons!
As soon as Lin Chu left, Mu Chen called his brother and cried about his hair loss problem.
Mu Feng calmly comforted him: "It will fall a little when it's hot, so it's fine as long as the wolf remains unchanged."
"Well, I got it." Mu Chen sighed, "Brother, are you free these few days? I'll go to see you, and I want to eat the dim sum you made."
Mu Feng said kindly: "Maybe I don't have time."
Little Muchen, who is rarely rejected by his brother, suddenly felt wrong: "...What are you doing?"
Mu Feng said affectionately, "I'm watching your future sister-in-law sleep."
Muchen was stunned: "It's developing so fast!"
Have you been sleeping together for a few days now?
"Well, soon." Mu Feng stood on tiptoe tenaciously on a small window sill protruding from Jiang Han's bedroom window, holding a mobile phone in one hand, and with the other hand he cut out five small holes in the wall with his bare hands. Staring affectionately at Jiang Han's sleeping face through the gaps in the curtains, he sighed infatuatedly, "It's so beautiful."
Thinking of Lin Chu's words, Mu Chen said worriedly: "Actually, too fast development is not necessarily a good thing."
Playboy or something, maybe he will dump his brother in a few days!
"What do children know?" Mu Feng said solemnly, "Study hard and stay away from your roommate."
Mu Chen replied with a guilty conscience, hung up the phone, and quickly ate steamed buns with Lin Chu who had bought breakfast sweetly. A steamed bun was broken in half, you feed me half, I feed you half, and then eat one.
Greasy, crooked, sticky and sticky, very happy.
53
In the early morning, when it was closing time for the all-night bar, the lazy and hoarse singing from the speakers stopped abruptly, and there was only He Xi sitting at the bar besides a drunk customer who was unconscious in the bar.
A row of wine glasses hung upside down above the bar, shining brightly under the spotlights. He Xi raised his head and stared at the lights in a drunken way, making his eyes sore, and then patted the cold marble bar and said: "More .”
The bartender is a warm goblin with a gentle personality. He put down the glass that was drying in his hand, poured a glass of lemonade for He Xi, and said with concern: "You drink too much, and we are going to close."
He Xi rolled his eyes fiercely: "I want wine."
"If you have something unhappy, you can tell me." The hot goblin blinked and changed He Xi to a low-alcohol cocktail.
Warm male mode, ON!
"Woo—" He Xi exaggeratedly made a crying face and said, "I'm broken in love!"
The goblin bartender was confused: "Broken love? Don't you change your male partner every day?"
"This one is different. He cooks delicious food, and I like it." He Xi took a sip of his cocktail and said aggrievedly, "I thought he also had a crush on me because I was too embarrassed to say it, but I didn't expect that he really fell in love with someone else... hell The ghost is suffering!"
Bartender: …
What the hell is ghost?
"It's inconvenient to go to his house for a meal in the future." The food vampire became more and more sad as he thought about it, and complained: "How can I quit blood in the future? I don't even want to touch human food made by others."
The bartender shrugged: "You don't need to quit, why go against your own nature? I can introduce you to an underground blood bank..."
He Xi slammed the table and said, "I won't quit! I'm going to bite someone today!"
Bartender: …
"I even bought clothes with him personally, in order to make him look better in front of that little fresh meat, and I will also give him advice and teach him how to fall in love in the future, eh!" He Xi sighed sadly: "Forget it!" As long as he's happy...I'm a vampire like a virgin, and the light shines on me."
"You are so nice, you will definitely meet better people in the future." The bartender comforted.
"Nonsense!" He Xi trembled in an instant, patted his chest drunkenly and said, "What do you mean by 'so good'? I'm so good! I'm handsome and beautiful without getting old, tasteful and cute ! And there is a little daisy that is always pink! I will meet a lot of better people in the future, I’m afraid I won’t be able to pick them all, tsk!”
Since Mu Feng didn't even give out a good person card, then He Xi gave himself a deluxe card!
The bartender had never seen such a narcissistic person, and was speechless for a moment: ...
At this time, a deep magnetic voice suddenly sounded in He Xi's ear: "What does the forever pink daisy mean?"
The bartender glanced warily at the guest who had just barged in, and said, "We're closing now."
"It's okay, I'll go right away." The owner of the voice sat down on the high stool next to He Xi.It was a tall and handsome man who looked like he was of mixed race. His slightly curly hair was golden brown under the light of the bar counter. The three-dimensional facial lines made his handsome face a bit more wild. Two of the collar buttons of his shirt were unbuttoned, and the beautiful bulging muscles could be vaguely seen inside.
He Xi was so drunk that he didn't recognize his relatives, and sold himself carelessly: "Every day when the sun goes down, my body will immediately return to the state of the previous day, and the wounds I have suffered will heal completely, and even the length of my hair and nails will become the same as the previous day. Looks, buttocks are no exception...so Daisy will always be pink and tender! Uh huh, how is it? Are you particularly envious?"
"How could such a thing happen?" The man showed a charming smile.
However, He Xi didn't even look at him, and only cared about himself: "You don't believe me? That's right, I haven't told you yet, I just suck..."
"Cough!" The bartender suddenly coughed violently, trying to stop He Xi.
"Suck what?" The man smiled.
"Vampire!" He Xi completely ignored the bartender's staring eyes, and quickly said: "Our vampires are like this, and we restore the factory settings every day hahahaha! By the way, let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a virgin, She turned into a vampire, my joke is over hahahaha!"
"..." The bartender collapsed and moved to the other side of the bar to dry the cup with his bare hands. Anyway, He Xi was so drunk that others would just think he was drunk.
The man let out a pleasant low laugh, leaned close to He Xi's ear, and said word by word: "You said you are a vampire?"
"Hmm... hiccup!" He Xi nodded and hiccupped.
"I don't believe it." The man squeezed He Xi's chin, his eyes sparkled with excitement, "Prove it to me."
He Xi stood up staggeringly, waved his hand domineeringly, and said drunkenly: "Go, find a place where no one is around and I will bite you... hiccup!"
"Okay." The man shook with a smile, threw a few banknotes onto the bar, held He Xi's arm in a gentlemanly manner, and said meaningfully: "Let's find a place where no one is around."
The author has something to say: He Xixi's CP also appeared_(:з"∠)_
In fact, the two are old acquaintances[doge]
The morning sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, filling the room.
Mu Chen opened his eyes, stretched his waist humming and chirping, and just wanted to continue to sleep, when Lin Chu, who was lurking in the bed, rushed forward and kissed him wildly!
"What are you doing in the morning?" Mu Chen rolled on the bed, and quickly wrapped himself in the quilt, only his head was exposed.
Lin Chu licked her lips with unrestrained enthusiasm, and calmly explained, "It's just a good morning kiss."
"..." Mu Chen was panting from the sudden kiss, and felt his lips were slightly swollen, and even the wolf's ears almost popped out.
If Good Morning Kiss is in this style, then everyone doesn't have to get up, okay?
"Did you like it last night?" Lin Chu twitched his lips, leaned up and pressed on Mu Chen.
"I like it." Mu Chen said frankly, looking down, he found that Lin Chu was not wearing anything.
"Then I want it more, I want it right away, I want it right away!" Lin Chu knew the taste, and the male god became an idiot.
"No, I still have class later, do you want to fail the course?" Mu Chen seriously refused: "Hurry up and buy breakfast, I want five buns stuffed with mushrooms."
Lin Chu licked Mu Chen's collarbone lightly, and said in a full of color, "I want to eat your little wolf meat bun."
Muchen: ... This male god is completely useless!
"Come on, come on!" Lin Chu rubbed against Mu Chen.
"..." Mu Chen pushed Lin Chu away, and jumped out of bed wrapped in a quilt as if avoiding a pervert, and ran back to his bedroom and quickly put on his pants.
Lin Chu chased after him slowly, looking disappointedly at the fully armed Mu Chen.
How can it be worn so fast?
not happy. ╭(╯^╰)╮
Mu Chen looked at Lin Chu with a funny face, "Put on your clothes."
Lin Chu sullenly went back to the bedroom to get dressed, and said while putting on her clothes, "I know why you don't let me touch your ears and tail."
"Why?" Muchen was wary.
"Hair loss." Lin Chu pointed to the bed.
It's so bad, I can't give it a good review! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Mu Chen took a closer look, and sure enough, there were gray wolf fur all over the pillow and quilt cover.
Lin Chu said deadly: "It should be a defective product."
"..." Mu Chen narrowed his eyes and looked at him with murderous intent.
"I'm going to buy buns." Lin Chu bowed his head and kissed Mu Chen.
Mu Chen angrily raised his hand and pinched Lin Chu's face fiercely, daring not to speak out.
It's not a defective product, it just loses a little hair in summer, people want to change seasons!
As soon as Lin Chu left, Mu Chen called his brother and cried about his hair loss problem.
Mu Feng calmly comforted him: "It will fall a little when it's hot, so it's fine as long as the wolf remains unchanged."
"Well, I got it." Mu Chen sighed, "Brother, are you free these few days? I'll go to see you, and I want to eat the dim sum you made."
Mu Feng said kindly: "Maybe I don't have time."
Little Muchen, who is rarely rejected by his brother, suddenly felt wrong: "...What are you doing?"
Mu Feng said affectionately, "I'm watching your future sister-in-law sleep."
Muchen was stunned: "It's developing so fast!"
Have you been sleeping together for a few days now?
"Well, soon." Mu Feng stood on tiptoe tenaciously on a small window sill protruding from Jiang Han's bedroom window, holding a mobile phone in one hand, and with the other hand he cut out five small holes in the wall with his bare hands. Staring affectionately at Jiang Han's sleeping face through the gaps in the curtains, he sighed infatuatedly, "It's so beautiful."
Thinking of Lin Chu's words, Mu Chen said worriedly: "Actually, too fast development is not necessarily a good thing."
Playboy or something, maybe he will dump his brother in a few days!
"What do children know?" Mu Feng said solemnly, "Study hard and stay away from your roommate."
Mu Chen replied with a guilty conscience, hung up the phone, and quickly ate steamed buns with Lin Chu who had bought breakfast sweetly. A steamed bun was broken in half, you feed me half, I feed you half, and then eat one.
Greasy, crooked, sticky and sticky, very happy.
53
In the early morning, when it was closing time for the all-night bar, the lazy and hoarse singing from the speakers stopped abruptly, and there was only He Xi sitting at the bar besides a drunk customer who was unconscious in the bar.
A row of wine glasses hung upside down above the bar, shining brightly under the spotlights. He Xi raised his head and stared at the lights in a drunken way, making his eyes sore, and then patted the cold marble bar and said: "More .”
The bartender is a warm goblin with a gentle personality. He put down the glass that was drying in his hand, poured a glass of lemonade for He Xi, and said with concern: "You drink too much, and we are going to close."
He Xi rolled his eyes fiercely: "I want wine."
"If you have something unhappy, you can tell me." The hot goblin blinked and changed He Xi to a low-alcohol cocktail.
Warm male mode, ON!
"Woo—" He Xi exaggeratedly made a crying face and said, "I'm broken in love!"
The goblin bartender was confused: "Broken love? Don't you change your male partner every day?"
"This one is different. He cooks delicious food, and I like it." He Xi took a sip of his cocktail and said aggrievedly, "I thought he also had a crush on me because I was too embarrassed to say it, but I didn't expect that he really fell in love with someone else... hell The ghost is suffering!"
Bartender: …
What the hell is ghost?
"It's inconvenient to go to his house for a meal in the future." The food vampire became more and more sad as he thought about it, and complained: "How can I quit blood in the future? I don't even want to touch human food made by others."
The bartender shrugged: "You don't need to quit, why go against your own nature? I can introduce you to an underground blood bank..."
He Xi slammed the table and said, "I won't quit! I'm going to bite someone today!"
Bartender: …
"I even bought clothes with him personally, in order to make him look better in front of that little fresh meat, and I will also give him advice and teach him how to fall in love in the future, eh!" He Xi sighed sadly: "Forget it!" As long as he's happy...I'm a vampire like a virgin, and the light shines on me."
"You are so nice, you will definitely meet better people in the future." The bartender comforted.
"Nonsense!" He Xi trembled in an instant, patted his chest drunkenly and said, "What do you mean by 'so good'? I'm so good! I'm handsome and beautiful without getting old, tasteful and cute ! And there is a little daisy that is always pink! I will meet a lot of better people in the future, I’m afraid I won’t be able to pick them all, tsk!”
Since Mu Feng didn't even give out a good person card, then He Xi gave himself a deluxe card!
The bartender had never seen such a narcissistic person, and was speechless for a moment: ...
At this time, a deep magnetic voice suddenly sounded in He Xi's ear: "What does the forever pink daisy mean?"
The bartender glanced warily at the guest who had just barged in, and said, "We're closing now."
"It's okay, I'll go right away." The owner of the voice sat down on the high stool next to He Xi.It was a tall and handsome man who looked like he was of mixed race. His slightly curly hair was golden brown under the light of the bar counter. The three-dimensional facial lines made his handsome face a bit more wild. Two of the collar buttons of his shirt were unbuttoned, and the beautiful bulging muscles could be vaguely seen inside.
He Xi was so drunk that he didn't recognize his relatives, and sold himself carelessly: "Every day when the sun goes down, my body will immediately return to the state of the previous day, and the wounds I have suffered will heal completely, and even the length of my hair and nails will become the same as the previous day. Looks, buttocks are no exception...so Daisy will always be pink and tender! Uh huh, how is it? Are you particularly envious?"
"How could such a thing happen?" The man showed a charming smile.
However, He Xi didn't even look at him, and only cared about himself: "You don't believe me? That's right, I haven't told you yet, I just suck..."
"Cough!" The bartender suddenly coughed violently, trying to stop He Xi.
"Suck what?" The man smiled.
"Vampire!" He Xi completely ignored the bartender's staring eyes, and quickly said: "Our vampires are like this, and we restore the factory settings every day hahahaha! By the way, let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a virgin, She turned into a vampire, my joke is over hahahaha!"
"..." The bartender collapsed and moved to the other side of the bar to dry the cup with his bare hands. Anyway, He Xi was so drunk that others would just think he was drunk.
The man let out a pleasant low laugh, leaned close to He Xi's ear, and said word by word: "You said you are a vampire?"
"Hmm... hiccup!" He Xi nodded and hiccupped.
"I don't believe it." The man squeezed He Xi's chin, his eyes sparkled with excitement, "Prove it to me."
He Xi stood up staggeringly, waved his hand domineeringly, and said drunkenly: "Go, find a place where no one is around and I will bite you... hiccup!"
"Okay." The man shook with a smile, threw a few banknotes onto the bar, held He Xi's arm in a gentlemanly manner, and said meaningfully: "Let's find a place where no one is around."
The author has something to say: He Xixi's CP also appeared_(:з"∠)_
In fact, the two are old acquaintances[doge]
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