Everyone's style is wrong
Chapter 23
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As soon as Jiang Han fell on the window, Mu Feng brazenly pulled him away and jumped into the room.
Between wanting a daughter-in-law and wanting face, Mu Feng resolutely chooses to have a daughter-in-law, and cruelly abandons the face that has followed him for more than 20 years.
"Get out!" Jiang Han stomped his feet angrily.
Mu Feng immediately imagined the image of a kitten with fried fur angrily waving its paws in the air, and couldn't help smiling happily.
Jiang Han stared at him unreasonably: "Get out of here and laugh? Are you a masochist!"
"If it's you, you can do whatever you want." Mu Feng took a deep breath intoxicated in Jiang Han's bedroom.
The smell of Jiang Han is everywhere here, it is like a heavenly existence.
After taking two breaths, Mu Feng calmly walked to the underpants that Jiang Han had thrown on the ground just now, his eyes were full of longing.
"Ahhhh!" Jiang Han screamed and rushed over to grab his underwear, then put the underwear into the pocket of the pajama pants in a stupid way, pressed the pocket in horror and asked, "What are you doing!"
For a moment just now, Jiang Han felt that Mu Feng was about to pounce on him!
"It's nothing." Mu Feng suppressed the prehistoric power in his body, warned himself not to rush to grab it, and wrote lightly: "There is a smell."
"You!" Mentioning this, Jiang Han thought of yesterday's dream. In the dream, he and Mu Feng had messed up and unlocked several poses. The scene was so unsightly that he blushed even thinking about it. , Jiang Han frantically shook his head, trying to get rid of this terrible dream.
"What's wrong with you?" Mu Feng stretched out his hands to fix Jiang Han's head.Although Mu Feng's hands are not delicate, but the fingers are slender and steady, the two palms are broad and powerful, the angular joints and bulging solid muscles are wrapped in thin fabrics, coupled with the deep and magnetic voice like a subwoofer, it is simply A humanoid male hormone spray device.
Jiang Han's cheeks were flushed by the heat from both sides of his face, so he had no choice but to resist this inexplicable feeling with ferocity. He struggled desperately, pushed Mu Feng's hand away, and shouted angrily: "I'm going to call the police! You dare not Break into the house!"
If it wasn't that he couldn't beat him, then Jiang Han would have done it himself.
"..." Mu Feng was silent for a moment, listened carefully to the movement outside, and changed the subject, "What sound?"
"What? Don't try to change the focus!" Jiang Han opened the bedroom door angrily, and was immediately overwhelmed.
Outside the bedroom, four small teddy bears are besieging a husky. The four brothers hugged one of the husky's legs in solidarity and love, and a Chihuahua, who is afraid of chaos in the world, is jumping and barking happily, and a Shiba Inu is quietly Lie down in the kennel and look at his dog friends with a doge face.
Mu Feng was stunned for three seconds, and said, "You have a lot of pets."
Jiang Han looked at the excrement in the room and the dogs making a mess in the excrement, and yelled at the top of his voice: "Aunt Zhang! Aunt Zhang... Damn right! She asked for leave!"
The nanny's hometown has something to ask for leave for a week. Although I have told Jiang Han long ago, but Jiang Han spends his time eating, drinking and having fun, so he can't remember this kind of thing. In addition, he lives by himself and no one reminds him, so now I can only watch a roomful of pets jumping up and down and staring blankly.
Just when Jiang Han was bewildered and at a loss, Mu Feng calmly walked up to Jiang Han and stood in front of him, and ordered solemnly: "Don't make trouble."
"..." Jiang Han's eyes almost rolled out of the window.
If you don't make trouble, don't make trouble, are you the king of dogs!
However, as soon as Mu Feng finished speaking, the four Thai Ritians let go of the huskies who had been tortured to such an extent that they couldn't love each other. The Chihuahua stopped barking instantly, and the Shiba Inu still looked at Mu Feng with a doge face.
The dangerous and extremely oppressive aura of the werewolf made these animals whose sixth sense was much sharper than that of human beings terrified, and most importantly, they could understand Mu Feng's words.
"Go and stand in a row against the wall, and don't move around without my permission." Mu Feng continued.
The dogs immediately ran to stand by the wall, and the four Teddy began to slap the wall tremblingly.
Jiang Han's jaw almost fell to the ground: "Why are you so picky?"
Mu Feng thought for a while, and made up an excuse: "I have learned how to train dogs before."
"It's impossible to be so obedient all of a sudden." Jiang Han was still dubious.
"Maybe it's because I'm more scary?" Mu Feng said.
Jiang Han suddenly realized: "You are right, dogs are afraid of you."
The self-hacking succeeded smoothly, and Mu Feng was very hurt: ...
"Do you like small animals?" Mu Feng looked at the row of dogs, and remembered the Snoopy underwear Jiang Han was wearing at this moment.
"I, I don't like it!" Jiang Han reacted violently as if he was touched by a sore foot, and defended: "My mother raised them."
After all, liking small animals sounds a little girly, and there are four teddy, even more girly!
"Oh." Mu Feng responded lightly, and then suddenly took off his shirt, revealing his strong and beautiful muscles.
"Why are you taking off your clothes!" Jiang Han's temples twitched, almost causing two nosebleeds.
"It's very expensive, it's better not to get dirty." Mu Feng threw Armani, who was wearing his own exclusive perfume, onto Jiang Han's bed.
Jiang Han's Adam's apple rolled, he swallowed and said, "Dirty?"
"That's right, I'll wipe the floor. Didn't the nanny ask for leave, my young master?" Mu Feng went to the bathroom with a good temper to pick up a mop, and began to clean up the dog's excrement on the floor.
Jiang Han stood on the sidelines angrily, temporarily dismissing the idea of calling the police.
After all, the shit on the ground has to be shoveled!
After watching from the sidelines for a while, Jiang Han admitted heartbrokenly that Mu Feng's figure is really good, at least in the eyes of people who like this type.He is tall enough, with broad shoulders and a thin waist. Apart from his rock-like hard and fit muscles, he has no fat. The two mermaid lines are very clear under the effect of light and shadow, exuding the beauty and temptation of a mature male full of strength.
"Wiping the floor is so obscene!" Jiang Han stared at it for a minute, then came to a conclusion with disdain.
"Go and rest." Mu Feng smiled gently, without retorting.
"Let me tell you." Jiang Han muttered, lay down on the sofa, took out his mobile phone and began to look through the pictures of beautiful girls and boys, and kept saying in his heart, "I like this type, muscular men are not It's not my dish, it's really not."
Mu Feng wiped the ground very virtuously, and filled the dog food bowls of several dogs with dog food and water, then walked to Jiang Han's side, leaning over the sofa with one hand to look at Jiang Han's mobile phone screen.
Jiang Han arrogantly pointed at the pretty girl on the screen and said, "I like this type."
"Oh." Mu Feng responded sullenly, and said, "I like you."
"...I didn't ask you!" Jiang Han rolled his eyes.
"Whether you ask me or not, I still like you." Mu Feng took it for granted.
Gritting his teeth, Jiang Han poked the screen with his hand and said mockingly: "I advise you to stop thinking about it as soon as possible, it's impossible, they have a d-cup!"
Mu Feng pumped his chest muscles, and said seriously, "Actually, I'm bigger."
Jiang Han wanted to poke his eyes: "You big fart!"
"It's my fault, don't be angry." Mu Feng said gently.
This gentle and tolerant man coaxing his willful girlfriend's sense of seeing ghosts makes Jiang Han shut his mouth quickly. "The ground was wiped, the dog was fed, is there anything else to do?" Mu Feng asked, "Do you want to wash the clothes?"
Jiang Han said vigilantly, "No."
"Bring the underwear and I'll wash it for you." Mu Feng reached out to pick out Jiang Han's pajama pants pocket, revealing his dirty thoughts!
"I won't wash it for you even if I throw it away!" Jiang Han clutched his pocket tightly and jumped off the sofa.
"Bring it and I'll throw it for you." Mu Feng smiled.
"Pervert!" Jiang Han was not fooled.
Mu Feng sniffed with disappointment.
"I'm hungry, so I ordered something to eat." Jiang Han used his mobile phone to search for nearby takeaways, and asked Mu Feng casually, "What do you eat?"
Mu Feng was overwhelmed by the flattery, and suddenly felt that he didn't need to eat anymore in this life, and he was full of water!
Wait a moment!I want to order takeaway for Stalker! ?Jiang Han immediately sensed something was wrong, and changed his words: "You don't need to eat, you just need to bask in the sun."
Mu Feng laughed, shook his head and said, "The food outside is not clean and tasty, I'll make you whatever you want to eat."
What do you mean by "the things outside are not clean and tasty", do you want to be so loud!Jiang Han snorted, and said with an attitude of watching a joke: "Then you do it."
Anyway, whether it tastes good or not, I can't say it's good.
The arrogant Xiao Jianghan made up his mind.
As soon as Jiang Han fell on the window, Mu Feng brazenly pulled him away and jumped into the room.
Between wanting a daughter-in-law and wanting face, Mu Feng resolutely chooses to have a daughter-in-law, and cruelly abandons the face that has followed him for more than 20 years.
"Get out!" Jiang Han stomped his feet angrily.
Mu Feng immediately imagined the image of a kitten with fried fur angrily waving its paws in the air, and couldn't help smiling happily.
Jiang Han stared at him unreasonably: "Get out of here and laugh? Are you a masochist!"
"If it's you, you can do whatever you want." Mu Feng took a deep breath intoxicated in Jiang Han's bedroom.
The smell of Jiang Han is everywhere here, it is like a heavenly existence.
After taking two breaths, Mu Feng calmly walked to the underpants that Jiang Han had thrown on the ground just now, his eyes were full of longing.
"Ahhhh!" Jiang Han screamed and rushed over to grab his underwear, then put the underwear into the pocket of the pajama pants in a stupid way, pressed the pocket in horror and asked, "What are you doing!"
For a moment just now, Jiang Han felt that Mu Feng was about to pounce on him!
"It's nothing." Mu Feng suppressed the prehistoric power in his body, warned himself not to rush to grab it, and wrote lightly: "There is a smell."
"You!" Mentioning this, Jiang Han thought of yesterday's dream. In the dream, he and Mu Feng had messed up and unlocked several poses. The scene was so unsightly that he blushed even thinking about it. , Jiang Han frantically shook his head, trying to get rid of this terrible dream.
"What's wrong with you?" Mu Feng stretched out his hands to fix Jiang Han's head.Although Mu Feng's hands are not delicate, but the fingers are slender and steady, the two palms are broad and powerful, the angular joints and bulging solid muscles are wrapped in thin fabrics, coupled with the deep and magnetic voice like a subwoofer, it is simply A humanoid male hormone spray device.
Jiang Han's cheeks were flushed by the heat from both sides of his face, so he had no choice but to resist this inexplicable feeling with ferocity. He struggled desperately, pushed Mu Feng's hand away, and shouted angrily: "I'm going to call the police! You dare not Break into the house!"
If it wasn't that he couldn't beat him, then Jiang Han would have done it himself.
"..." Mu Feng was silent for a moment, listened carefully to the movement outside, and changed the subject, "What sound?"
"What? Don't try to change the focus!" Jiang Han opened the bedroom door angrily, and was immediately overwhelmed.
Outside the bedroom, four small teddy bears are besieging a husky. The four brothers hugged one of the husky's legs in solidarity and love, and a Chihuahua, who is afraid of chaos in the world, is jumping and barking happily, and a Shiba Inu is quietly Lie down in the kennel and look at his dog friends with a doge face.
Mu Feng was stunned for three seconds, and said, "You have a lot of pets."
Jiang Han looked at the excrement in the room and the dogs making a mess in the excrement, and yelled at the top of his voice: "Aunt Zhang! Aunt Zhang... Damn right! She asked for leave!"
The nanny's hometown has something to ask for leave for a week. Although I have told Jiang Han long ago, but Jiang Han spends his time eating, drinking and having fun, so he can't remember this kind of thing. In addition, he lives by himself and no one reminds him, so now I can only watch a roomful of pets jumping up and down and staring blankly.
Just when Jiang Han was bewildered and at a loss, Mu Feng calmly walked up to Jiang Han and stood in front of him, and ordered solemnly: "Don't make trouble."
"..." Jiang Han's eyes almost rolled out of the window.
If you don't make trouble, don't make trouble, are you the king of dogs!
However, as soon as Mu Feng finished speaking, the four Thai Ritians let go of the huskies who had been tortured to such an extent that they couldn't love each other. The Chihuahua stopped barking instantly, and the Shiba Inu still looked at Mu Feng with a doge face.
The dangerous and extremely oppressive aura of the werewolf made these animals whose sixth sense was much sharper than that of human beings terrified, and most importantly, they could understand Mu Feng's words.
"Go and stand in a row against the wall, and don't move around without my permission." Mu Feng continued.
The dogs immediately ran to stand by the wall, and the four Teddy began to slap the wall tremblingly.
Jiang Han's jaw almost fell to the ground: "Why are you so picky?"
Mu Feng thought for a while, and made up an excuse: "I have learned how to train dogs before."
"It's impossible to be so obedient all of a sudden." Jiang Han was still dubious.
"Maybe it's because I'm more scary?" Mu Feng said.
Jiang Han suddenly realized: "You are right, dogs are afraid of you."
The self-hacking succeeded smoothly, and Mu Feng was very hurt: ...
"Do you like small animals?" Mu Feng looked at the row of dogs, and remembered the Snoopy underwear Jiang Han was wearing at this moment.
"I, I don't like it!" Jiang Han reacted violently as if he was touched by a sore foot, and defended: "My mother raised them."
After all, liking small animals sounds a little girly, and there are four teddy, even more girly!
"Oh." Mu Feng responded lightly, and then suddenly took off his shirt, revealing his strong and beautiful muscles.
"Why are you taking off your clothes!" Jiang Han's temples twitched, almost causing two nosebleeds.
"It's very expensive, it's better not to get dirty." Mu Feng threw Armani, who was wearing his own exclusive perfume, onto Jiang Han's bed.
Jiang Han's Adam's apple rolled, he swallowed and said, "Dirty?"
"That's right, I'll wipe the floor. Didn't the nanny ask for leave, my young master?" Mu Feng went to the bathroom with a good temper to pick up a mop, and began to clean up the dog's excrement on the floor.
Jiang Han stood on the sidelines angrily, temporarily dismissing the idea of calling the police.
After all, the shit on the ground has to be shoveled!
After watching from the sidelines for a while, Jiang Han admitted heartbrokenly that Mu Feng's figure is really good, at least in the eyes of people who like this type.He is tall enough, with broad shoulders and a thin waist. Apart from his rock-like hard and fit muscles, he has no fat. The two mermaid lines are very clear under the effect of light and shadow, exuding the beauty and temptation of a mature male full of strength.
"Wiping the floor is so obscene!" Jiang Han stared at it for a minute, then came to a conclusion with disdain.
"Go and rest." Mu Feng smiled gently, without retorting.
"Let me tell you." Jiang Han muttered, lay down on the sofa, took out his mobile phone and began to look through the pictures of beautiful girls and boys, and kept saying in his heart, "I like this type, muscular men are not It's not my dish, it's really not."
Mu Feng wiped the ground very virtuously, and filled the dog food bowls of several dogs with dog food and water, then walked to Jiang Han's side, leaning over the sofa with one hand to look at Jiang Han's mobile phone screen.
Jiang Han arrogantly pointed at the pretty girl on the screen and said, "I like this type."
"Oh." Mu Feng responded sullenly, and said, "I like you."
"...I didn't ask you!" Jiang Han rolled his eyes.
"Whether you ask me or not, I still like you." Mu Feng took it for granted.
Gritting his teeth, Jiang Han poked the screen with his hand and said mockingly: "I advise you to stop thinking about it as soon as possible, it's impossible, they have a d-cup!"
Mu Feng pumped his chest muscles, and said seriously, "Actually, I'm bigger."
Jiang Han wanted to poke his eyes: "You big fart!"
"It's my fault, don't be angry." Mu Feng said gently.
This gentle and tolerant man coaxing his willful girlfriend's sense of seeing ghosts makes Jiang Han shut his mouth quickly. "The ground was wiped, the dog was fed, is there anything else to do?" Mu Feng asked, "Do you want to wash the clothes?"
Jiang Han said vigilantly, "No."
"Bring the underwear and I'll wash it for you." Mu Feng reached out to pick out Jiang Han's pajama pants pocket, revealing his dirty thoughts!
"I won't wash it for you even if I throw it away!" Jiang Han clutched his pocket tightly and jumped off the sofa.
"Bring it and I'll throw it for you." Mu Feng smiled.
"Pervert!" Jiang Han was not fooled.
Mu Feng sniffed with disappointment.
"I'm hungry, so I ordered something to eat." Jiang Han used his mobile phone to search for nearby takeaways, and asked Mu Feng casually, "What do you eat?"
Mu Feng was overwhelmed by the flattery, and suddenly felt that he didn't need to eat anymore in this life, and he was full of water!
Wait a moment!I want to order takeaway for Stalker! ?Jiang Han immediately sensed something was wrong, and changed his words: "You don't need to eat, you just need to bask in the sun."
Mu Feng laughed, shook his head and said, "The food outside is not clean and tasty, I'll make you whatever you want to eat."
What do you mean by "the things outside are not clean and tasty", do you want to be so loud!Jiang Han snorted, and said with an attitude of watching a joke: "Then you do it."
Anyway, whether it tastes good or not, I can't say it's good.
The arrogant Xiao Jianghan made up his mind.
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