Everyone's style is wrong
Chapter 25
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Because of fighting wits and courage with non-human creatures all the year round, the physical fitness of the monster hunter is relatively abnormal. After being tossed by Wu Lie for three hours, He Xi passed out tragically and slept until dusk.
He Xi opened his eyes in a daze, and was surprised to find that he was in a completely unfamiliar place. He was about to sit up when his lower body suddenly felt sore and unbearable pain.He Xi gasped, shook the quilt off his body, and then almost fainted again from the fright of the green and red hickey marks and the viscous liquid of mystery on his body.
What the hell is going on!
Just when He Xi's brain was short-circuited, Wu Lie suddenly walked in wearing a nightgown. He raised his eyebrows and watched with interest as he lifted the quilt up high, revealing his naked body and a cute little vampire face. Then he greeted He Xi very naturally: "Baby, how do you feel?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He Xi screamed as if he had seen a ghost when he saw Wu Lie's face, and then ran to the window with his bare buttocks and wanted to jump off the building!
However, as soon as He Xi ran to the window, he was horrified to find that the window sill was full of Nima garlic!As if the window sill was not enough, strings of air-dried garlic were hung densely on the window sill, covering the glass like a curtain.
"Oh! It stinks!" He Xi stepped back.
For vampires, garlic, crosses, and sunlight are the scariest things!
"Want to run? Not good." Wu Lie calmly walked towards He Xi.The collar of his nightgown is wide open, exposing the honey-gold skin inside, which looks very sexy and attractive, but He Xi is not in the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery at all, because the person in front of him is a monster hunter, and what's worse is that this monster hunter has He made a special trip to dig himself out of the coffin and chased him frantically all over the street. Fortunately, Mu Fenglu came to the rescue after seeing the injustice, otherwise he didn't know what would have happened!
In fact, monster hunters have turned a blind eye to the existence of these non-human creatures these days. As long as the non-human creatures do not cause trouble, do not harm ordinary humans, and do not reveal their identities, they can live happily ever after. In a peaceful life, the well water on both sides does not interfere with the river water.However, ever since he was inexplicably chased by Wu Lie that time, He Xi ran away reflexively when he saw the monster hunter, and then an exciting chasing battle would kick off vigorously. Xi was arrested and brought back to the case for repeated investigations, but found that He Xi had actually done nothing bad, so he had to let him go in a daze.
The hunters are also very confused: Did you see us running away without committing a crime?
He Xi broke down in tears: You don't understand!This is called psychological shadow!
After repeating this several times, Wu Lie's unlucky face was deeply imprinted in He Xi's head, and he was always at the top of the list of "people that ghost treasures hate the most".
Wu Lie walked up to He Xi, and was about to have a wall-dong, when He Xi suddenly turned around screaming, ignoring gravity and ran up the wall, then ran all the way on the ceiling, ran to the door and was about to rush out, But desperately found that the door was also covered with bunches of garlic!
Airtight!
"You're sick!" He Xi cried and passed out at the door with his bare buttocks. Not only did his butt hurt so badly, he was very scared, but he also had a premonition of shame—he was probably the first person in history to be imprisoned by the garlic enchantment.Forbidden vampire.
How humiliating and inelegant!
Wu Lie laughed mentally for a while, then picked up a nightgown from the pillow, walked behind He Xi and gently put it on him, saying, "Don't catch a cold."
"I won't wear it! Go away!" He Xi cried and tore off his nightgown and threw it on the ground, then covered his chest with his hands as if being spoiled by a village bully, avoiding Wu Lie's scorching gaze, Knowing whether you want to see it or not, the whole process is very contradictory.
"Are you inviting me? If you want to refuse, welcome?" Wu Lie squeezed He Xi's round buttocks.
"No, please don't be sentimental." He Xi immediately picked up his nightgown and wrapped himself tightly.
Wu Lie squatted down and took He Xi into his arms, and said softly, "I will take responsibility for you."
"The problem is that I don't really want to be held accountable by you!" He Xi was teary-eyed, very aggrieved, "Why are you doing this to me!"
"Because..." Wu Lie squeezed He Xi's chin to make him face himself, the light in his slightly blue eyes shone slightly: "You are mine."
"Hey!" He Xi scratched the carpet with his fingers heartbroken, and successfully dug out a hole in the expensive-looking carpet, sobbing: "I have kept my virginity for many years, so I just confessed, I wanted to leave it to..."
"To whom?" Wu Lie frowned.
He Xi pouted: "I won't tell you."
Anyway, it's impossible.
Wu Lie was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled, and asked, "Are you a virgin before?"
He Xi nodded wildly with tears in his eyes: "Yeah!"
A century-old lonely little daisy!
"It's a coincidence that I am too, come on, baby, let's celebrate!" Wu Lie affectionately took He Xi's hand and raised it high in the air, and then forced a five with him!
He Xi was dumbfounded, not knowing where to complain!
Why is Mao high-five in this scene?And how can you be a virgin if you are so promiscuous?
Wu Lie said with an expression of "I'm relieved when you say that": "Then we'll be even."
"Hey! How is it evened!" He Xi stared at him sadly and angrily, "Can you let me call it evened last time?"
"Come on." Wu Lie impatiently lifted the collar of his pajamas, revealing his chest muscles.
"But I don't want to!" He Xi cried, "Why are you staring at me! You dug me out that day for no reason!"
Wu Lie stared at He Xi sharply: "Take a good look at me, can you remember anything?"
He Xi said sincerely, "I can't."
Wu Lie sighed in disappointment, and suddenly changed the topic: "The sun has set."
He Xi nodded cutely, her little face was still covered with tears.
"Does it still hurt?" Wu Lie asked hypocritically.
"Of course it hurts." He Xi was sobbing, why don't you try being rubbed by a thick and hard rolling pin for three hours in a row!The skin is worn out, okay?
Wu Lie was in high spirits: "The sun will set soon, and the injury I received just now will fully recover."
"That's right." This is the racial talent of our vampires, you must not be too jealous, it's useless to be jealous.
He Xi puffed out her chest with tears in her eyes, very proud.
At this time, the last ray of the sun disappeared behind the buildings and mountains, and the whole city was immersed in artificial lights and neon lights. At the same time, the hickey marks on He Xi's body began to fade at a speed visible to the naked eye. Dissipates and melts, revealing the porcelain-white and delicate skin again.Wu Lie's eyes fixed on He Xi's slender and exquisite collarbone, and his eyes gradually became affectionate.luster.
"Hey, don't look at me like a pervert! Don't date! Uncle, we don't date! All this is an ugly mistake, we should all forget it!" He Xi babbled nonsense to cover up his Nervously covering the neckline tightly, he went to the sofa and picked up the clothes that Wu Lie threw on it, then took out the mobile phone from his trousers pocket, and quickly dialed Mu Feng's number.
Because of fighting wits and courage with non-human creatures all the year round, the physical fitness of the monster hunter is relatively abnormal. After being tossed by Wu Lie for three hours, He Xi passed out tragically and slept until dusk.
He Xi opened his eyes in a daze, and was surprised to find that he was in a completely unfamiliar place. He was about to sit up when his lower body suddenly felt sore and unbearable pain.He Xi gasped, shook the quilt off his body, and then almost fainted again from the fright of the green and red hickey marks and the viscous liquid of mystery on his body.
What the hell is going on!
Just when He Xi's brain was short-circuited, Wu Lie suddenly walked in wearing a nightgown. He raised his eyebrows and watched with interest as he lifted the quilt up high, revealing his naked body and a cute little vampire face. Then he greeted He Xi very naturally: "Baby, how do you feel?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He Xi screamed as if he had seen a ghost when he saw Wu Lie's face, and then ran to the window with his bare buttocks and wanted to jump off the building!
However, as soon as He Xi ran to the window, he was horrified to find that the window sill was full of Nima garlic!As if the window sill was not enough, strings of air-dried garlic were hung densely on the window sill, covering the glass like a curtain.
"Oh! It stinks!" He Xi stepped back.
For vampires, garlic, crosses, and sunlight are the scariest things!
"Want to run? Not good." Wu Lie calmly walked towards He Xi.The collar of his nightgown is wide open, exposing the honey-gold skin inside, which looks very sexy and attractive, but He Xi is not in the mood to appreciate the beautiful scenery at all, because the person in front of him is a monster hunter, and what's worse is that this monster hunter has He made a special trip to dig himself out of the coffin and chased him frantically all over the street. Fortunately, Mu Fenglu came to the rescue after seeing the injustice, otherwise he didn't know what would have happened!
In fact, monster hunters have turned a blind eye to the existence of these non-human creatures these days. As long as the non-human creatures do not cause trouble, do not harm ordinary humans, and do not reveal their identities, they can live happily ever after. In a peaceful life, the well water on both sides does not interfere with the river water.However, ever since he was inexplicably chased by Wu Lie that time, He Xi ran away reflexively when he saw the monster hunter, and then an exciting chasing battle would kick off vigorously. Xi was arrested and brought back to the case for repeated investigations, but found that He Xi had actually done nothing bad, so he had to let him go in a daze.
The hunters are also very confused: Did you see us running away without committing a crime?
He Xi broke down in tears: You don't understand!This is called psychological shadow!
After repeating this several times, Wu Lie's unlucky face was deeply imprinted in He Xi's head, and he was always at the top of the list of "people that ghost treasures hate the most".
Wu Lie walked up to He Xi, and was about to have a wall-dong, when He Xi suddenly turned around screaming, ignoring gravity and ran up the wall, then ran all the way on the ceiling, ran to the door and was about to rush out, But desperately found that the door was also covered with bunches of garlic!
Airtight!
"You're sick!" He Xi cried and passed out at the door with his bare buttocks. Not only did his butt hurt so badly, he was very scared, but he also had a premonition of shame—he was probably the first person in history to be imprisoned by the garlic enchantment.Forbidden vampire.
How humiliating and inelegant!
Wu Lie laughed mentally for a while, then picked up a nightgown from the pillow, walked behind He Xi and gently put it on him, saying, "Don't catch a cold."
"I won't wear it! Go away!" He Xi cried and tore off his nightgown and threw it on the ground, then covered his chest with his hands as if being spoiled by a village bully, avoiding Wu Lie's scorching gaze, Knowing whether you want to see it or not, the whole process is very contradictory.
"Are you inviting me? If you want to refuse, welcome?" Wu Lie squeezed He Xi's round buttocks.
"No, please don't be sentimental." He Xi immediately picked up his nightgown and wrapped himself tightly.
Wu Lie squatted down and took He Xi into his arms, and said softly, "I will take responsibility for you."
"The problem is that I don't really want to be held accountable by you!" He Xi was teary-eyed, very aggrieved, "Why are you doing this to me!"
"Because..." Wu Lie squeezed He Xi's chin to make him face himself, the light in his slightly blue eyes shone slightly: "You are mine."
"Hey!" He Xi scratched the carpet with his fingers heartbroken, and successfully dug out a hole in the expensive-looking carpet, sobbing: "I have kept my virginity for many years, so I just confessed, I wanted to leave it to..."
"To whom?" Wu Lie frowned.
He Xi pouted: "I won't tell you."
Anyway, it's impossible.
Wu Lie was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled, and asked, "Are you a virgin before?"
He Xi nodded wildly with tears in his eyes: "Yeah!"
A century-old lonely little daisy!
"It's a coincidence that I am too, come on, baby, let's celebrate!" Wu Lie affectionately took He Xi's hand and raised it high in the air, and then forced a five with him!
He Xi was dumbfounded, not knowing where to complain!
Why is Mao high-five in this scene?And how can you be a virgin if you are so promiscuous?
Wu Lie said with an expression of "I'm relieved when you say that": "Then we'll be even."
"Hey! How is it evened!" He Xi stared at him sadly and angrily, "Can you let me call it evened last time?"
"Come on." Wu Lie impatiently lifted the collar of his pajamas, revealing his chest muscles.
"But I don't want to!" He Xi cried, "Why are you staring at me! You dug me out that day for no reason!"
Wu Lie stared at He Xi sharply: "Take a good look at me, can you remember anything?"
He Xi said sincerely, "I can't."
Wu Lie sighed in disappointment, and suddenly changed the topic: "The sun has set."
He Xi nodded cutely, her little face was still covered with tears.
"Does it still hurt?" Wu Lie asked hypocritically.
"Of course it hurts." He Xi was sobbing, why don't you try being rubbed by a thick and hard rolling pin for three hours in a row!The skin is worn out, okay?
Wu Lie was in high spirits: "The sun will set soon, and the injury I received just now will fully recover."
"That's right." This is the racial talent of our vampires, you must not be too jealous, it's useless to be jealous.
He Xi puffed out her chest with tears in her eyes, very proud.
At this time, the last ray of the sun disappeared behind the buildings and mountains, and the whole city was immersed in artificial lights and neon lights. At the same time, the hickey marks on He Xi's body began to fade at a speed visible to the naked eye. Dissipates and melts, revealing the porcelain-white and delicate skin again.Wu Lie's eyes fixed on He Xi's slender and exquisite collarbone, and his eyes gradually became affectionate.luster.
"Hey, don't look at me like a pervert! Don't date! Uncle, we don't date! All this is an ugly mistake, we should all forget it!" He Xi babbled nonsense to cover up his Nervously covering the neckline tightly, he went to the sofa and picked up the clothes that Wu Lie threw on it, then took out the mobile phone from his trousers pocket, and quickly dialed Mu Feng's number.
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