Everyone's style is wrong
Chapter 29
Mu Feng thought he was hallucinating, and stood there for three seconds, staring at Jiang Han.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Jiang Han didn't eat much after being hungry for a whole day, and he was not eating elegantly at the moment, and Mu Feng blushed a little when he saw it.
Mu Feng wiped his hands on the apron, and said softly, "I made it for you, I don't want supper."
Jiang Han asked absently: "Why?"
Mu Feng smiled: "To maintain my figure, my principle is to eat three meals a day, and I don't touch snacks and suppers."
Lest the muscles become fat!
"Hypocritical." Jiang Han snorted with a guilty conscience, because he ate without restraint these days, and almost wished he could have six meals a day for breakfast, lunch, dinner, morning tea, afternoon tea, and supper. His originally sharp chin tended to become round.
"Just eat, you look good even if you are fat." Mu Feng said with a smile, the warm light from the wall lamp softened his gloomy facial features a lot, making him look very handsome, with two solid and strong arms protruding from the cuffs, perfect Like a sculpture.
Pair it with Aunt Zhang's Korean pastoral floral apron!That is simply the tenderness of a tough guy in a textbook!
Jiang Han gave Mu Feng a hard look, and used viciousness to hide his palpitations: "It has nothing to do with you whether it looks good or not."
"What do you want to eat tomorrow morning?" Mu Feng sighed, "I'll make it for you in advance and put it in the refrigerator."
Jiang Han was silent for a while, and said: "It won't taste good after reheating in the refrigerator, you can make it tomorrow morning."
Mu Feng was a little worried: "Then I'll go back now and come over tomorrow morning?"
"Why don't you answer, are you stupid?" Jiang Han covered half of his face with his rice bowl and ordered vaguely while chopping the rice: "You live here for me."
In Mu Feng's heart, it seemed as if ten thousand deer had resorted to a barbaric collision!
"What the fuck is that expression on your face?" Jiang Han looked at Mu Feng with a rippling face from embarrassment, and stammered, "You live in a guest room! What do you think?"
Mu Feng smiled lightly, and said calmly: "You."
Jiang Han poured the rice into the plate and mixed the rest of the vegetable soup, and said sternly, "Don't think about it."
"Are you sure you want me to stay overnight?" Mu Feng said bluntly, "I'm afraid I won't be able to control it."
"I will lock the door." Jiang Han said cautiously.
Mu Feng shook his head and smiled: "You're kidding, I won't do anything."
After eating and drinking enough, Jiang Han put his rice bowl on the table, got up and said, "I'm going to sleep, there are disposable toiletries in the bathroom cabinet, and the pajamas don't have your size, you can make do with it."
Mu Feng said softly: "I know, I took care of everything."
"..." Jiang Han was speechless.
Mu Feng added slowly: "I'm used to sleeping naked."
"Who cares about you!" Jiang Han was annoyed, turned around and left, and Mu Feng's pleasant low smile came from behind him.
After washing the pots and pans in the kitchen and putting them away, Mu Feng prepared the ingredients for tomorrow morning.Thinking of Jiang Han's greasy mouth after eating, Mu Feng felt a warm feeling in his heart, and even an old song by Andy Lau sounded in his mind: "My home is my castle, every brick and tile is used I love to build, I cook for you, I clean for you..."
What seems wrong?Mu Feng shook his head.
After Jiang Han finished washing, he went back to his bedroom and closed the door and locked it to prevent fire and theft from night raids.
Lying on the bed, Jiang Han began to have a routine every night before going to bed, but searched through the WeChat address book but couldn't find anyone who wanted to talk, looking at the delicate or flirtatious faces of men and women, Jiang Han What he felt was boredom and boredom, but Mu Feng's heroic, resolute and masculine face under the light just now lingered in his mind.Jiang Han found himself becoming more and more calm when facing Mu Feng. Every time he saw Mu Feng's beautiful muscles, he almost wanted to pounce on him and take a bite!
Fuck it, stop thinking!
Jiang Han was struggling and shouting in his heart, when Mu Feng suddenly sent a text message, only five simple words: "Good night, I like you."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jiang Han blushed and threw the phone away, his whole body was boomshakalaka!
Damn, is it that the one who should come is doomed to hide?Jiang Han scratched his hair in frustration, lost in thought.
Jiang Han has two unspeakable secrets, which only God knows and he knows.
The first one is that with his conditions, this appearance, this family background, and this flirting skills, anyone would think that he is a humanoid Teddy, but Jiang Han is actually still a little virgin when he lived to be 21 years old.
The second is that the reason why Jiang Han is a little virgin is not because he doesn't want to, but because he is finished!Complete!No!OK!
Jiang Han's first love was when he was 16 years old. At that time, he was young and ignorant. He just picked the prettiest girl among the many girls who liked him because he had more face.The relationship between the two has always been lukewarm, Jiang Han once naively thought that this is what love is all about, and it is nonsense to blush and beat like a deer.
Until one day, Jiang Han's little girlfriend offered to try the harmony of life with him, and Jiang Han readily agreed.
However, when the two of them were really ready to start, Jiang Han was surprised to find that he had no desire to do anything with his little girlfriend at all. He would rather chat with her on the rooftop than hehehe in a hotel .
Fuck?Shouldn't I be such a literary person?Jiang Han couldn't figure it out.
So that day the two of them had nothing to do with each other. Jiang Han's girlfriend was very touched at the time, thinking that Jiang Han is a very responsible and good boy, who is very upright and honest!
"..." Jiang Han looked at her bitterly.
Damn I don't want to be honest!
After the first relationship lasted for a while, the girlfriend said that she couldn't find any feeling of love in Jiang Han, so the two broke up peacefully.Jiang Han explained that he might not be interested in this type of girls, so since then, Jiang Han has embarked on the road of humanoid Teddy for the happiness of the rest of his life, flirting with girls every day, and changing his girlfriend again.However, Jiang Han has dated all kinds of girls, but he has never felt that he wanted to do something. The only harvest is that some of his ex-girlfriends have revealed the fact that he has sex with him and he can't get hard.
Rumors spread quickly on campus, especially for such an influential figure as Jiang Han. One afternoon, when the whole class saw Jiang Han, they all had dignified and concealed sympathy.
That day after school, Jiang Han received a call from Lin Chu. Before he could speak, Lin Chu asked a sharp question: "I heard you won't lift?"
"..." Jiang Han knelt on the ground in an instant.
Damn chickens, don't you all need to be so well-informed!Rumors that the seniors didn't mention it all spread to the first year group!
So Jiang Han tactfully told Lin Chu about his problems, but he repeatedly emphasized that he can definitely lift, but he is not very interested in girls.
Lin Chu said enthusiastically, "Are you gay?"
Jiang Han replied casually: "You are the one!"
Lin Chu happily admitted: "I am."
Jiang Han was so shocked by his childhood friend's sudden coming out that he knelt on the ground again: "...Damn it."
"I really didn't tease you." Lin Chu said seriously.
"Don't tell me you have a crush on me." Jiang Han was terrified.
Lin Chu was very disgusted: "Fart, I don't like your type. You have such a bad temper and a vicious tongue. You can't take care of yourself. You can't even wash your underwear."
Caught off guard by being disgusted, Jiang Han was furious: "Get out! I still don't like you!"
It's like schizophrenia every day!
"You don't even like me so handsome, so what type do you like?" Lin Chu blushed, "Otherwise, I'll give you a popular science? Maybe you can open the door to a new world!"
So on a dark and windy night, Jiang Han, a senior year student, and Lin Chu, a freshman student, hid in their bedrooms, calling it make-up lessons, but in fact they were transferring resources.
Jiang Han pulled out a laptop from his huge schoolbag and opened it. Lin Chu solemnly plugged in the mobile hard drive and passed a 1g folder to it.
"It's only 1g." Jiang Han, who was full of expectations, was slightly disappointed.
"It's all seeds." Lin Chu's eyes were shining with a perverted light!
Jiang Han was immediately worried about those girls who had a crush on Lin Chu.
Your high-cold school grass is actually not only mentally ill, but also an expert in collecting pornographic films.
"Try watching this kind first, I like this type." After the seed transmission, Lin Chu opened a video file with his computer, and two slender Japanese boys appeared on the screen. Start doing bad things.
Jiang Han didn't react at all, and just looked at the screen with a serious face.
"Beautiful boys can't do it." Lin Chu clicked on the other one, and said to himself, "I don't like this kind of muscular guy anyway, he messes around."
The protagonist of this film is a muscular, tall and majestic man with eight-pack abs and handsome eyebrows. He may have been oiled on his body for the sake of shooting effect, and his bronzed skin shone with a faint but seductive light.The man posed for the camera a few times, showing off his figure, and then lay down on the sofa and began to entertain himself. Looking at it, Lin Chu began to yawn, but Jiang Han's breathing gradually became heavier, an unprecedented exciting and fast.The sensation slowly ignited from the lower abdomen, and then it burned all over the body like a wildfire. The scorching temperature made the mouth dry, and the mind was fascinated.Stimulated by this novel feeling, Jiang Han had a bizarre fantasy in his mind. For the first time in his life, he thought of what would happen if he was the passive party in this situation, being possessed and invaded by a strong homosexual. , Suppression... When Jiang Han came back to his senses, he found that he had shamefully disarmed.
Jiang Han: ...
Fuck, could it be that Lao Tzu not only does not lift but also is a quick shooter?
"You don't feel this way, do you?" Lin Chu turned off the video boredly, "Which one should I try again, tsk tsk, I have too much in stock."
"...I'm going to the bathroom." Jiang Han stood up abruptly.
"You don't like this kind of muscular man, do you?" Lin Chu was startled.
Jiang Han said angrily, "I don't like it!"
Lin Chu squinted his eyes and looked at him: "Really don't like it? Let me tell you, if you like this kind of stuff, you must be a sufferer."
"Fart!" Jiang Han fiercely pushed Lin Chu down on the table, threatening: "I'll force you again! Let's see who will suffer!"
Lin Chu screamed: "Help!"
So he was scratched severely by Jiang Han.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Jiang Han didn't eat much after being hungry for a whole day, and he was not eating elegantly at the moment, and Mu Feng blushed a little when he saw it.
Mu Feng wiped his hands on the apron, and said softly, "I made it for you, I don't want supper."
Jiang Han asked absently: "Why?"
Mu Feng smiled: "To maintain my figure, my principle is to eat three meals a day, and I don't touch snacks and suppers."
Lest the muscles become fat!
"Hypocritical." Jiang Han snorted with a guilty conscience, because he ate without restraint these days, and almost wished he could have six meals a day for breakfast, lunch, dinner, morning tea, afternoon tea, and supper. His originally sharp chin tended to become round.
"Just eat, you look good even if you are fat." Mu Feng said with a smile, the warm light from the wall lamp softened his gloomy facial features a lot, making him look very handsome, with two solid and strong arms protruding from the cuffs, perfect Like a sculpture.
Pair it with Aunt Zhang's Korean pastoral floral apron!That is simply the tenderness of a tough guy in a textbook!
Jiang Han gave Mu Feng a hard look, and used viciousness to hide his palpitations: "It has nothing to do with you whether it looks good or not."
"What do you want to eat tomorrow morning?" Mu Feng sighed, "I'll make it for you in advance and put it in the refrigerator."
Jiang Han was silent for a while, and said: "It won't taste good after reheating in the refrigerator, you can make it tomorrow morning."
Mu Feng was a little worried: "Then I'll go back now and come over tomorrow morning?"
"Why don't you answer, are you stupid?" Jiang Han covered half of his face with his rice bowl and ordered vaguely while chopping the rice: "You live here for me."
In Mu Feng's heart, it seemed as if ten thousand deer had resorted to a barbaric collision!
"What the fuck is that expression on your face?" Jiang Han looked at Mu Feng with a rippling face from embarrassment, and stammered, "You live in a guest room! What do you think?"
Mu Feng smiled lightly, and said calmly: "You."
Jiang Han poured the rice into the plate and mixed the rest of the vegetable soup, and said sternly, "Don't think about it."
"Are you sure you want me to stay overnight?" Mu Feng said bluntly, "I'm afraid I won't be able to control it."
"I will lock the door." Jiang Han said cautiously.
Mu Feng shook his head and smiled: "You're kidding, I won't do anything."
After eating and drinking enough, Jiang Han put his rice bowl on the table, got up and said, "I'm going to sleep, there are disposable toiletries in the bathroom cabinet, and the pajamas don't have your size, you can make do with it."
Mu Feng said softly: "I know, I took care of everything."
"..." Jiang Han was speechless.
Mu Feng added slowly: "I'm used to sleeping naked."
"Who cares about you!" Jiang Han was annoyed, turned around and left, and Mu Feng's pleasant low smile came from behind him.
After washing the pots and pans in the kitchen and putting them away, Mu Feng prepared the ingredients for tomorrow morning.Thinking of Jiang Han's greasy mouth after eating, Mu Feng felt a warm feeling in his heart, and even an old song by Andy Lau sounded in his mind: "My home is my castle, every brick and tile is used I love to build, I cook for you, I clean for you..."
What seems wrong?Mu Feng shook his head.
After Jiang Han finished washing, he went back to his bedroom and closed the door and locked it to prevent fire and theft from night raids.
Lying on the bed, Jiang Han began to have a routine every night before going to bed, but searched through the WeChat address book but couldn't find anyone who wanted to talk, looking at the delicate or flirtatious faces of men and women, Jiang Han What he felt was boredom and boredom, but Mu Feng's heroic, resolute and masculine face under the light just now lingered in his mind.Jiang Han found himself becoming more and more calm when facing Mu Feng. Every time he saw Mu Feng's beautiful muscles, he almost wanted to pounce on him and take a bite!
Fuck it, stop thinking!
Jiang Han was struggling and shouting in his heart, when Mu Feng suddenly sent a text message, only five simple words: "Good night, I like you."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jiang Han blushed and threw the phone away, his whole body was boomshakalaka!
Damn, is it that the one who should come is doomed to hide?Jiang Han scratched his hair in frustration, lost in thought.
Jiang Han has two unspeakable secrets, which only God knows and he knows.
The first one is that with his conditions, this appearance, this family background, and this flirting skills, anyone would think that he is a humanoid Teddy, but Jiang Han is actually still a little virgin when he lived to be 21 years old.
The second is that the reason why Jiang Han is a little virgin is not because he doesn't want to, but because he is finished!Complete!No!OK!
Jiang Han's first love was when he was 16 years old. At that time, he was young and ignorant. He just picked the prettiest girl among the many girls who liked him because he had more face.The relationship between the two has always been lukewarm, Jiang Han once naively thought that this is what love is all about, and it is nonsense to blush and beat like a deer.
Until one day, Jiang Han's little girlfriend offered to try the harmony of life with him, and Jiang Han readily agreed.
However, when the two of them were really ready to start, Jiang Han was surprised to find that he had no desire to do anything with his little girlfriend at all. He would rather chat with her on the rooftop than hehehe in a hotel .
Fuck?Shouldn't I be such a literary person?Jiang Han couldn't figure it out.
So that day the two of them had nothing to do with each other. Jiang Han's girlfriend was very touched at the time, thinking that Jiang Han is a very responsible and good boy, who is very upright and honest!
"..." Jiang Han looked at her bitterly.
Damn I don't want to be honest!
After the first relationship lasted for a while, the girlfriend said that she couldn't find any feeling of love in Jiang Han, so the two broke up peacefully.Jiang Han explained that he might not be interested in this type of girls, so since then, Jiang Han has embarked on the road of humanoid Teddy for the happiness of the rest of his life, flirting with girls every day, and changing his girlfriend again.However, Jiang Han has dated all kinds of girls, but he has never felt that he wanted to do something. The only harvest is that some of his ex-girlfriends have revealed the fact that he has sex with him and he can't get hard.
Rumors spread quickly on campus, especially for such an influential figure as Jiang Han. One afternoon, when the whole class saw Jiang Han, they all had dignified and concealed sympathy.
That day after school, Jiang Han received a call from Lin Chu. Before he could speak, Lin Chu asked a sharp question: "I heard you won't lift?"
"..." Jiang Han knelt on the ground in an instant.
Damn chickens, don't you all need to be so well-informed!Rumors that the seniors didn't mention it all spread to the first year group!
So Jiang Han tactfully told Lin Chu about his problems, but he repeatedly emphasized that he can definitely lift, but he is not very interested in girls.
Lin Chu said enthusiastically, "Are you gay?"
Jiang Han replied casually: "You are the one!"
Lin Chu happily admitted: "I am."
Jiang Han was so shocked by his childhood friend's sudden coming out that he knelt on the ground again: "...Damn it."
"I really didn't tease you." Lin Chu said seriously.
"Don't tell me you have a crush on me." Jiang Han was terrified.
Lin Chu was very disgusted: "Fart, I don't like your type. You have such a bad temper and a vicious tongue. You can't take care of yourself. You can't even wash your underwear."
Caught off guard by being disgusted, Jiang Han was furious: "Get out! I still don't like you!"
It's like schizophrenia every day!
"You don't even like me so handsome, so what type do you like?" Lin Chu blushed, "Otherwise, I'll give you a popular science? Maybe you can open the door to a new world!"
So on a dark and windy night, Jiang Han, a senior year student, and Lin Chu, a freshman student, hid in their bedrooms, calling it make-up lessons, but in fact they were transferring resources.
Jiang Han pulled out a laptop from his huge schoolbag and opened it. Lin Chu solemnly plugged in the mobile hard drive and passed a 1g folder to it.
"It's only 1g." Jiang Han, who was full of expectations, was slightly disappointed.
"It's all seeds." Lin Chu's eyes were shining with a perverted light!
Jiang Han was immediately worried about those girls who had a crush on Lin Chu.
Your high-cold school grass is actually not only mentally ill, but also an expert in collecting pornographic films.
"Try watching this kind first, I like this type." After the seed transmission, Lin Chu opened a video file with his computer, and two slender Japanese boys appeared on the screen. Start doing bad things.
Jiang Han didn't react at all, and just looked at the screen with a serious face.
"Beautiful boys can't do it." Lin Chu clicked on the other one, and said to himself, "I don't like this kind of muscular guy anyway, he messes around."
The protagonist of this film is a muscular, tall and majestic man with eight-pack abs and handsome eyebrows. He may have been oiled on his body for the sake of shooting effect, and his bronzed skin shone with a faint but seductive light.The man posed for the camera a few times, showing off his figure, and then lay down on the sofa and began to entertain himself. Looking at it, Lin Chu began to yawn, but Jiang Han's breathing gradually became heavier, an unprecedented exciting and fast.The sensation slowly ignited from the lower abdomen, and then it burned all over the body like a wildfire. The scorching temperature made the mouth dry, and the mind was fascinated.Stimulated by this novel feeling, Jiang Han had a bizarre fantasy in his mind. For the first time in his life, he thought of what would happen if he was the passive party in this situation, being possessed and invaded by a strong homosexual. , Suppression... When Jiang Han came back to his senses, he found that he had shamefully disarmed.
Jiang Han: ...
Fuck, could it be that Lao Tzu not only does not lift but also is a quick shooter?
"You don't feel this way, do you?" Lin Chu turned off the video boredly, "Which one should I try again, tsk tsk, I have too much in stock."
"...I'm going to the bathroom." Jiang Han stood up abruptly.
"You don't like this kind of muscular man, do you?" Lin Chu was startled.
Jiang Han said angrily, "I don't like it!"
Lin Chu squinted his eyes and looked at him: "Really don't like it? Let me tell you, if you like this kind of stuff, you must be a sufferer."
"Fart!" Jiang Han fiercely pushed Lin Chu down on the table, threatening: "I'll force you again! Let's see who will suffer!"
Lin Chu screamed: "Help!"
So he was scratched severely by Jiang Han.
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