Everyone's style is wrong

11

Lin Chu stared at Jiang Han with absolute zero eyes for a while, but Jiang Han has known him for so many years, and his resistance to freezing is very high, so he didn't take it seriously at all. Yes, it's me and I won't follow you either."

Lin Chu was angry: "I don't want you or me."

Jiang Han: "But I won't follow you either."

Lin Chu: "You go."

Jiang Han patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "I'm anxious when I see you, a scumbag, falling in love, why don't I teach you how to do it?"

Lin Chufei quickly grasped the point, and retorted: "You're the only one."

Jiang Han raised his hand in surrender: "Okay, I'm two and I'm two, then do you want to learn?"

Although Jiang Han exudes an incongruous aura all over his body, he has never stopped being surrounded by beautiful girls since he was a child. Later, Lin Chu may have influenced him, and he also began to be interested in handsome boys, which opened up a new world. Behind the gate is like a love saint who can take all men and women.

Of course, the title of Love Sage was given to him by Jiang Han himself, and the title given to him by Lin Chu is "Large humanoid self-propelled genitals".

But not to mention anything else, at least Jiang Han is an expert in falling in love. After Lin Chu struggled for a while, his eyes burst out with the light of seeking knowledge: "Teach me."

Jiang Han happily sat down on the armrest of the sofa, took a sip of wine, and said, "First of all, can you and others be more lively? Where's the energy to send me WeChat chatter?"

Lin Chu sighed distressedly: "It's fine to type, but I'm nervous talking to him."

Jiang Han waved his hand: "Okay, I don't force you to do this, then I will give you a trick today, drink a few glasses of wine when you go home after the show, but don't drink too much, as long as you smell of alcohol on your body, you can drink it again. Add a little bit of acting to create a boozy effect."

Lin Chu shook his head frankly: "I don't understand."

Jiang Han blinked: "Simply put, it is to pretend to be drunk, to pretend to be crazy by drinking."

Lin Chu had an expression of "you are good or bad": ...

Jiang Han showed a smirk: "Then you can take the opportunity to kiss him, and see his reaction after kissing, if he is unhappy, you will pretend to be stupid when you get up the next day, saying that you drank too much yesterday and don't remember anything. If he's not unhappy, then...hehehe."

Lin Chu was sitting upright, and asked suspiciously, "Hey?"

Jiang Han was silent for a moment, then said: "I think you will die alone forever."

Lin Chu was stubborn: "I don't."

Jiang Han wiped his face: "Then listen to my command."

Lin Chu nodded with difficulty: "All right."

Jiang Han gritted his teeth: "Sometimes I really want to strangle you."

Lin Chu smiled, touched the glasses with Jiang Han, and drank the rest of the wine in one gulp.

12

When Lin Chu attended Jiang Han's birthday party, the preoccupied little Muchen was at home drawing comics with a hand-painted board.

Whenever he is in a bad mood and feels that the relationship is hopeless, he will comfort himself by drawing cartoons.

Today's drawing is "Morning Run", which was conceived in the morning. The male god and little werewolf in the comics are so sweet that spring blossoms, and at the end, they are still sitting on the floor in a hidden corner of the playground, hehehe.

Juicy and very dirty.

Mu Chen's nose bleeds almost spurt out of the painting, a pair of beautiful big eyes gleamed with a lewd light, and he smiled while painting.

The werewolf's hand speed was astonishing. After finishing the painting, Mu Chen checked the story again, and suddenly remembered that Lin Chu fell twice inexplicably while running in the morning.In fact, the original starting point of Mu Chenhua's comics was to "record one's own love history". Although it was so filthy that it was impossible to read, many details that had nothing to do with filth were drawn from reality as much as possible.

"This plot needs to be properly added to the comics..." Mu Chen held his chin and thought seriously.

After thinking hard for a while, he suddenly laughed, added the plot of the male god wrestling, and added a few monologues to the male god, indicating that the male god fell because he was too nervous to run with his beloved lover of.

"Tsk tsk, it's a bit far-fetched, but I can only think of this kind of plot..." Mu Chen posted today's update on Weibo, feeling a little nervous.

The male god is usually so cold and aloof, he doesn't seem like someone who will fall over because of nervousness, will the painting collapse like this? "

But I just want to draw like this!

Mu Chen clenched his fists.

Never mind, that's it!

13

After finishing drawing today's update, Mu Chen spread out a yoga mat in the living room, turned on "Yu Zhu Hyun Yoga" on the computer, and began to do what the werewolf brother asked him to do-exercise.

Just as Mu Chen followed the soft female voice from the computer, "inhale, exhale, stretch your waist", his cell phone rang suddenly.

Mu Chen picked up the phone and saw that it was his brother Mu Feng, so he happily picked it up and called out vigorously: "Brother!"

As a younger brother, Mu Feng was so cute that his soul trembled, and then he just hummed in a low voice, and then asked dignifiedly: "What are you doing?"

Mu Chen pressed his legs and stretched his waist: "I'm exercising."

Mu Feng wiped off his sweat in great relief, looked at the [-]kg bench press barbell above his head, and said, "What a coincidence, I am also exercising, and you are doing very well."

Muchen was happy: "I will work harder!"

Mu Feng asked again: "Did you eat well recently? You are too thin, and you can't build muscle without eating a lot."

Mu Chen nodded wildly, opened the refrigerator door, and took out a piece of tiramisu: "Don't worry, brother, I will have supper later, I measured my weight a few days ago, and I gained half a catty."

Mu Feng was relieved, and praised: "Okay, half a catty is progress, you will definitely become a super werewolf stronger than your brother."

Muchen took a big mouthful of tiramisu: "Yeah!"

The hearts of the two brothers were full of emotion.

Although if Mu Feng came to take a look, he might faint on the spot.

There was silence on the phone for a while, and Mu Feng asked worriedly again: "Are you still used to living in the rented house off campus?"

Muchen: "Well, the environment here is very good."

Mu Feng said suddenly: "I know your ears are numb, but I have to emphasize it again. I let you live outside because I am afraid that you will accidentally expose your identity when you live with your roommate. Now that you are renting a room alone No, you are not allowed to let others live in."

Mu Chen choked for a moment, and quickly said: "There is nothing, how can it be."

Mu Feng: "...Really?"

Mu Chen stood up straight: "Really!"

Mu Feng said suspiciously, "I'm a little nervous hearing your voice."

A werewolf's hearing sensitivity is several times that of a human's, and it can detect subtle emotional changes in the other person from the tone of a person's speech, especially for a werewolf as powerful as Mu Feng.

Mu Chen panicked even more: "No really, no, brother, believe me!"

Mu Feng snorted coldly: "Okay, I believe it."

Muchen wiped off his cold sweat: "That's good."

Mu Feng hung up the phone: ...

So suspicious!I can't help my brother!

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Mu Chen put down the phone with lingering fear. Just as he was about to continue practicing yoga, another call came in. Mu Chen saw that it was Lin Chu.

Mu Chen cleared his throat nervously, pressed the answer button, and said in a sweet tone: "Hello?"

There was an unfamiliar voice on the opposite side: "Hi, hello, is this Mu Chen?"

Muchen: "It's me."

An unfamiliar voice: "I'm Lin Chu's friend. I'll take him home when he drinks too much. We're downstairs now. Can you come and pick him up?"

Mu Chen was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Okay, I'll be right away."

Downstairs, Jiang Han poked Lin Chu: "He's coming down soon, you look a little drunk."

Lin Chu's eyes were bright, his spirit was hale and hearty, and he seemed so witty that he could make a set of advanced math papers at any time: "I'm nervous..."

Jiang Han supported his forehead in dismay, and said: "How about I punch you? Give you a slight concussion? After the concussion, you must be dizzy and nauseous. It's pure natural, suitable for people like you who don't have acting skills."

Lin Chu said angrily: "Shock your uncle."

Jiang Han fought back: "My uncle shocked you!"

Lin Chu was stunned. It was the first time he heard such a curse: "...I can't answer your words."

Jiang Han was in a hurry: "Hurry up, you can just lie on my shoulder and close your eyes, you won't pretend to be asleep if you're drunk?"

"Okay." Lin Chu obediently lay on Jiang Han's shoulder, closed his eyes, his body was as stiff as a stone because of nervousness.

It was too late for Jiang Han to instruct him to "relax", because Mu Chen came over.

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After Mu Chen thanked Jiang Han, he took Lin Chu from his hand.

Jiang Han smiled: "Then I'm leaving, goodbye."

Mu Chen stretched his fingers to Lin Chu's nose in silence, checked his breathing, and then said with a sigh of relief: "It's okay, I was scared to death."

Jiang Han, Lin Chu: ...

Mu Chen was embarrassed: "His body is so stiff."

Jiang Han's face turned green, and he hurriedly explained: "It's normal, he's like this, he becomes very hard after drinking, like a corpse, hahaha!"

Muchen smiled politely: "Oh, haha."

Jiang Han, Lin Chu: ...

The atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Jiang Han got into the car with a speechless face and left. Mu Chen happily put Lin Chu's arm on his shoulders and dragged him away. However, after dragging a few steps, Mu Chen found that Lin Chu's body was so stiff that it was almost rubbing against the ground. So Mu Chen called softly: "Lin Chu? Lin Chu? Can you take a little step?"

Lin Chu was so nervous that the sky collapsed, and he vowed to pretend to sleep to the end without saying a word.

"Sleeping so deeply, it's easy to handle." Mu Chen muttered in a low voice, and suddenly carried Lin Chu on his back with ease, without blushing or panting, and happily hummed a little song to climb the sixth floor.

Lin Chu was in a daze. Not only did his body become stiffer, but he also fell down.The body was close to Mu Chen's, and Mu Chen inadvertently rubbed against it every time he took a step. As soon as he reached the third floor, Lin Chu reacted like a beast.

At this time, Mu Chen also suddenly felt that something was wrong. When he realized what it was, the little virgin werewolf was startled and at a loss. In addition, the sensor light was broken and the corridor was pitch black. on the stairs.

"Are you okay!" Lin Chu jumped up from Mu Chen and asked anxiously.