Everyone's style is wrong

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In order to correct Lin Chu's distorted aesthetics, Mu Chen meticulously took a few selfies and showed them to Lin Chu: "Look, don't they look much better than the ones you took?"

Lin Chu took the phone with a critical heart and looked at it for a while, then said indifferently, "Just a little bit."

Mu Chen made a quick decision and rolled his eyes: "Are you angry that I deleted the photos you took?"

Thinking of how Mu Chen frantically subdued himself with overwhelming force value that day, and then deleted his painstaking efforts over the past few months, Lin Chu was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe, fell on the sofa, clutched his chest and said weakly: "What are you going to do? compensate?"

The corner of Mu Chen's lips twitched, and he said, "I'll send you a few more pictures of mine."

"Okay." Lin Chu sat up, looked at Mu Chen honestly and said, "But although the photos you took yourself are beautiful, the format is too single and lacks innovation."

Muchen asked vigilantly, "How to innovate?"

Lin Chu's eyes sparkled: "Why don't you take off your clothes and take a picture..."

Three seconds later, the male god had his hands cut behind his back and lay face down on the sofa. Mu Chen aggressively rode on his waist, blushing and said, "Do you want to talk about it in the future?"

Although Mu Chen is very good at drawing small yellow pictures, his filth is only limited to two-dimensional. Facing Lin Chu's three-dimensional filth, he doesn't change his face, that is, the small filth sees the big filth, which is not enough to look at.

Lin Chu also tried to make the last struggle: "What I'm talking about is art, how can you think in a wrong way?"

Mu Chen pressed Lin Chu tightly with one hand, and scratched Lin Chu's ribs with the other: "You still say, are you wrong?"

"Hahahahahaha!" Lin Chu laughed heartbreakingly. After being scratched for a minute, he was out of breath and quickly confessed: "Baby, I was wrong! Stop scratching hahahahaha!"

"Who is your baby?" Mu Chen muttered in a low voice, and rolled over from Lin Chu.

"You." Panting heavily, Lin Chu sat up from the sofa, kissed Mu Chen's cheek with lightning speed, and then ran back to the bedroom and locked the door to prevent being chased by Mu Chen .

Mu Chen touched a small wet spot on his face, feeling extremely complicated.

In the past few days, he discovered with grief that the perfect male god he had dreamed of...his!Reality!have!sick!

It's like a strange thief, who trained hard, studied the anti-theft system, and did a lot of preparatory work, finally successfully sneaked into the Louvre on a dark and stormy night and stole the mysterious "Mona Lisa" , everything went unimaginably smoothly, but when I went home and opened it... Damn it! "Mona Lisa" has become a little yellow picture!

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The specific manifestation of the male god's mutation from "Mona Lisa" into a little pornographic figure is various idiotic behaviors.

When Mu Chen was taking a shower, Lin Chu would definitely have a stomachache. He rushed into the bathroom in a hurry and sat on the toilet without taking off his pants.Fortunately, the shower curtain was installed in the bathroom, but the shower curtain is soft after all. Mu Chen found a small strip of the shower curtain was lifted while washing. Lin Chu showed half of his handsome but perverted face and peeked at him with great interest. , and whistle!

At such times, Mu Chen would angrily hold down the shower curtain, but after a few seconds, half of Lin Chu's face would emerge from the other side of the shower curtain.

When Mu Chen pressed the left button, Lin Chu ran to the right; when Mu Chen pressed the right button, Lin Chu ran to the left, just like whack-a-mole.

"Lin Chu!" Finally, the unbearable little Mu Chen roared and washed the foam off his body quickly, Lin Chu secretly ran away, Mu Chen wrapped in a big bath towel and copied slippers all over the room chasing and beating the male god.

Another example, one day Lin Chu came back from the outside with a takeaway, and Mu Chen was watching a movie on the sofa. Lin Chu ran to sit next to Mu Chen tremblingly, and slipped his hands through Mu Chen's pajamas. , apart from anything else, I squeezed two hands on the waist first.Mu Chen was bewildered by this sudden idiot's behavior, he held down Lin Chu's troubled hand in horror, and asked, "What are you doing!"

"Frozen hands, let me cover them." Lin Chu said nonsense with a cold expression.

"Is it summer now?" Mu Chen pulled Lin Chu's hand out of his clothes.

Lin Chu pursed her lips and said aggrievedly, "But I'm cold in my heart."

Mu Chen rolled up his arms and sleeves: "Come on, come on, it won't be cold after a fight."

The most pervasive thing about Lin Chu's idiotic behavior is that he may be addicted to kissing on the day of confession, and he especially likes kissing Mu Chen.

However, Mu Chen was a little wary of the sudden wolf transformation that day. He vaguely felt that the uncontrollable wolf transformation might be related to kissing, so he silently kept a safe distance from Lin Chu for a few days, and Lin Chu successfully suppressed it. A metamorphosis.

No matter what Mu Chen is doing now, he has to be on guard against Lin Chu’s sudden attack. Lin Chu’s routine is to sneak over while Mu Chen is concentrating on other things, and take a loud mouthful against Mu Chen’s face, and run away after the kiss. Stimulate.

When Mu Chen was eating, Lin Chu posted it, baah!

Mu Chen draws, Lin Chu leans over, wow!

When Mu Chen was walking, Lin Chu chased after him, wow!

While Mu Chen was sleeping, Lin Chu sat on the edge of the bed generously, blah, blah, blah, blah!

Haw!Haw!Haw!

Mu Chen thought deeply, if he continued to talk about this relationship, he might become mentally ill, and he was still of the manic type, specifically manifested as wanting to hit a handsome guy.

What about the high-cold male god that was promised!

What is the reason for being so careful to maintain the image in front of the male god and suffering from unrequited love!

Muchen feels that his three views have been refreshed these days!The F5 in my heart has been pressed!

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Just now, he successfully attacked Mu Chen once again. Lin Chu hid in the bedroom and refused to come out. Mu Chen could only hug his pillow, eat egg tarts and play with his mobile phone boredly. Name, continue to struggle these days.

He really wanted to make a phone call and ask what was wrong with his body, why he suddenly turned into a wolf, but if it was really related to that, then he couldn't hide his love from his brother.But after returning home that day, Mu Chen chatted with He Xi on WeChat for a while, and Mu Chen asked He Xi on the sidelines, how would his brother react if he fell in love.

He Xi: "Aside from slicing people into hot pot, will your brother have any other reactions?"

Mu Chen vigorously retorted: "No way! My brother didn't question me last time, and he even said that he doesn't care about me when I grow up."

He Xi: "Can you believe what that perverted brother-in-law said?"

Muchen: "Don't say that my brother is a pervert."

He Xi: "So you admit that he is the younger brother?"

Muchen: "...a little bit, it can be ignored."

He Xi: "It's still 'negligible'! No! No dear! You don't even know that when you went to college, your brother cried so badly at home. It was like howling. It scared me. I thought you were dead. Later I found out that he actually missed you, worried that you would be exposed at school, worried that you would be bullied, worried that you would not be able to eat well, worried that you would fall off the top bunk and break your leg with a bang, worried The teacher punished you to stand, worrying about this and that, with snot and tears, I comforted you until midnight, and I was going to offer my pure little body, but he didn’t want it, tsk tsk..."

Mu Chen: "...I haven't seen my brother cry before."

He Xi: "Of course, you can't cry even if you are beaten to death in front of you, so you think, if he knows that the baby brother has run away with someone else, he will have to cut that person into a hot pot? Sesame sauce seafood sauce sand tea sauce chili oil all Only by dipping in it can the hatred in his heart be relieved!"

Mu Chen: "Then what should I do?"

He Xi: "So, you have to have a sister-in-law. Hurry up and let him hold hands successfully so that he won't put all his energy on you. But your brother is really strange. He doesn't like big-breasted sisters, nor does he like small-breasted sisters." Fresh meat, what do you believe in love at first sight? It’s too mysterious. I think he must have some bizarre hobby. Hey, I met a tauren a few days ago. Do you think your brother will actually like this..."

Muchen: "Shut up, goodbye."

He Xi: "Don't see you again, what about the dwarves? Where are the pandaren? Oh, I'll go, that's right! There are also half-lizards!"

So He Xi's name has been quietly lying on Mu Chen's blacklist ever since.

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It's really cruel to dare not ask my brother a question, and there are no other werewolf friends who are familiar enough to ask such questions... Except for Mu Feng, Mu Chen doesn't like other werewolves at all, he thinks they are too aggressive , not friendly when getting along with each other, and most werewolves think that Mu Chen's petite appearance after transformation is really too bad. There is a trace of contempt that cannot be concealed, so Mu Chen and these similar people are mostly nodding acquaintances, but they can play with humans.

Muchen sadly ate the last egg tart, went to wash his face and brush his teeth to get ready for bed.

However, as soon as Mu Chen lay down on the bed, Lin Chu hugged the pillow and sat cheekily on the edge of the bed, his almost perfect handsome face shone with the light of an idiot.

Muchen pressed the corner of the quilt vigilantly: "Don't come into my bed."

Lin Chu lay straight outside the quilt: "If I don't go in, I'll just lie here."

"That's not okay, go back to your room." Mu Chen said that he was not yet ready to stage a juicy little yellow picture with the male god in the three dimensions.

Lin Chu began to play rogue: "You can take me back if you have the ability."

What's the big deal? It's not that I can't hold it!Little Muchen thought innocently, gave Lin Chu a romantic princess hug, and walked to another bedroom.However, as soon as he took a step, Lin Chu in his arms suddenly hooked his neck and kissed him.

Mu Chen blushed, but he didn't have hands, Lin Chu seized this opportunity and acted presumptuously, kissing Mu Chen until he couldn't breathe, but Mu Chen wanted to hug him, it was a terribly wronged thing.

Suddenly, the turbulent premonition before transforming into a wolf struck again, the little werewolf let go unbearably, and the handsome male god fell heavily on the floor with a muffled bang.

Lin Chu pressed his waist and screamed: "Ahhhhhh!"

She's murdering her husband again! (ノ≧┏Д┓≦)ノ