After being slag, I became a heartthrob

After He Jian got out of the car, before he could even explain anything, he slapped his face. The slap was so merciless that He Jian's vision was blurred for a moment. He tilted his body and lay on the shuttle, with buzzing in his ears. one slice.

Immediately, his scalp tightened, and Song Xiao grabbed his hair from behind and held him down.

He Jian suppressed his body's instincts, so he didn't fall over his shoulder and slap Song Xiao on the flying shuttle. He was trembling with anger, and looked like he was scared.

As soon as his neck felt cold, Song Xiao leaned over to smell his body carefully, rubbing the tip of his nose against the back of He Jian's neck from time to time, filling his nose with the scent of pine wood.

"Song Xiao..." He Jian choked out a trembling voice, which sounded a bit weird, "What are you doing..."

"Shut up!" Song Xiao pressed He Jian's neck with one hand, gnashing his teeth, "Is it okay to be lonely if no one is with you at night?"

What the hell kind of bullshit is this? It's only on you, right?He Jian pressed the tip of his tongue to the broken part of his mouth, and there was a small storm in his narrow eyes under his forehead, but he said weakly, "I don't know what you're talking about..."

Song Xiao put his wrist in front of his eyes, and on the virtual light screen, He Jian and a tall man got on the flying shuttle intimately.

He Jian: ...

"Explain!" Song Xiao's handsome face was gloomy and frightening.

"..." He Jian took a deep breath, and seriously made up nonsense: "This person is my college classmate. He drank too much. I happened to meet him. I will send him home."

Song Xiao didn't buy it, and said coldly: "The shuttle can drive itself fucking, what are you sending him for?! Why? Afraid that the traffic police will check for drunk driving?!"

There is no such thing as drunk driving in the era of the Milky Way. When a drunk person enters the shuttle, the driving system detects that the alcohol concentration is too high, it will lock the system, and then release the sober gas.

"His shuttle is malfunctioning..." He Jian defended in a low voice, "Song Xiao, I'm in pain..."

Song Xiao subconsciously let go, but his anger didn't cool down at all.

He Jian is a little toy he raised, only Song Xiao doesn't want it, he should just wait obediently when he kicks him away, now he dares to wear a hat for him? !

When the belt was pulled, He Jian was taken aback, and even forgot to pretend to be trembling, "What are you doing?"

"What do you think?" Song Xiao turned around, lowered his head and kissed him.

grass!Stupid Song Xiao, this is a fucking garage! !

The moment his lips were about to touch one place, He Jian frantically poked at the system: "Elipsis! Show me how to use ellipsis!! Hurry up!!!"

……

Open your eyes and it's the next morning.

Zha Gong had already left, and He Jian sat up with a puff, with Song Xiao's magnified face still in front of him.

He squeezed between his brows, feeling a little sick.

The ellipsis is the first permission that He Jian redeemed in the system, it is very good and practical, otherwise he would not know how many times he has "lost his status".

He doesn't mind having a fling with someone who feels right, but if this person is Song Xiao...hehe...

He planned to finish the plot, so he put the trash in the trash can and beat him up to relieve the hatred in his heart.

[Ding——You have a new task order, please process it in time——]

He Jian's eyes lit up, and he urged the system: "Quickly tell me, what mission is it?"

System: Go to the protagonist Su Tong's birthday party and push Su Tong into the swimming pool.

This is a very familiar routine, a common routine, push the delicate and weak person into the water, then plunge into the water to save the person, and then the two of them look at each other affectionately in the swimming pool with disheveled clothes, and the love is secretly born...

Having a mission meant that he was one step closer to successfully escaping. He Jian waited full of anticipation until it got dark, and went straight to the hotel where Su Tong's birthday banquet was reserved.

Then he was stopped at the door.

"Where's the invitation card?" The bodyguard at the door looked at He Jian from bottom to top, and when his fierce eyes rested on He Jian's face, he showed an inexplicable smile: "Song Shao has already gone in, he didn't want to take you today ?”

There were people coming and going at the door, and some well-dressed guests also stopped, glanced at He Jian, and then showed disdain.

He Jian's hearing was good, even slightly higher than normal, and some whispers drifted into his ears verbatim.

"This is... Song Xiao's lover?"

"Song Shao has so many lovers, how do you remember this?"

"Look at that face, do you want to forget it? It's not easy, is it?"

"Chi..." The voice was sour, "So what if he has a good-looking face? It's just a superficial appearance. Look at him now, his neck is shrunk and his face is flushed, which makes people laugh. Even the protagonist of today's banquet, Young Master Su Not even a single finger..."

He Jian quickly retracted his neck in cooperation, as if frightened by the bodyguards, he took a step back, but glanced calmly at the hotel gate from the corner of his eye.

Just a few people can't stop him, but where is the right place for him to get in?

"Brother He Jian?"

A slightly deep voice came from behind He Jian, with irrepressible surprise, "I said we will see each other soon, are you coming to the dinner too?"

He Jian turned his head, and the big bowl of tea that had just given him money yesterday rushed over to him, striding over three steps with his long legs, grabbing his arm, and his movements were smooth and smooth.

He Jian: ...

Qi Mingfeng was too tall, so he leaned over so quickly that He Jian immediately felt oppressed. He took a step back and asked in a low voice, "Why are you still in Chenfeng?"

Qi Mingfeng smiled with peach blossom eyes, "My father kicked the stepmother, I am free, and I can show my face in public."

Believe me or not, the big bowl of tea is very bad.

"Don't you believe it?" Qi Mingfeng took out two invitation cards from his pocket with his slender fingers, and waved them in front of He Jian, "I didn't bring a female companion, brother can go in with me."

So He Jian smiled, looked at Qi Mingfeng sincerely... the invitation in his hand, and nodded: "I believe it."

The security personnel at the door did not expect He Jian to find a "backer" so quickly. They looked at each other, and Qi Mingfeng smiled politely: "Is there a problem?"

"No, please."

When he was about to enter the hall, He Jian stopped in his tracks.

Qi Mingfeng turned his head and silently asked him what's wrong.

"You go in first." He Jian coughed like a scumbag, "My boyfriend is inside, it's not good for him to see."

After saying this, He Jian almost burst into tears. He had heard this sentence countless times, and this time it was finally his turn! !

Then he met Qi Mingfeng's eyes and was slightly taken aback.

The always sparkling peach blossom eyes dimmed, Qi Mingfeng's lips moved, as if he wanted to say something but didn't say it, he glanced at He Jian, pushed the door open and went in.

He Jian froze in place.

The system ruthlessly mocked: "Scumbag!"

Touching his nose guilty, He Jian retorted, "Do you really believe in 'love at first sight'? No one is a child anymore. This big bowl of tea is not easy at first glance."

After waiting for a while, he opened the door and went in.

The smell of high-end perfume and the sound of chatting and laughing came oncoming. A huge crystal chandelier was hung under the high dome. The guests were wearing gowns and holding goblets and chatting softly. On the dance floor, there were young people swaying gently with the music.

At the other end of the banquet hall, tall floor-to-ceiling glass separates the indoor and outdoor parts. He Jian first saw a huge circular swimming pool. star sea.

He Jian also saw the protagonist Shou Su Tong by the pool.

Su Tong's hair color is light, her face is milky white, her eyes are very bright, and when she smiles, she is gentle and lovely, like a soft cotton candy.

"It's so cute, it's a pity to be with Song Xiao." He Jian sighed.

System: "...Did you forget something?"

"what?"

System: "This little white rabbit you think is cute hooked up your boyfriend on your birthday night~"

If you interpret it from the perspective of cannon fodder, the protagonist's behavior is indeed excessive, but He Jian is not the cannon fodder who loves Song Xiaoai to death, so it is really hard to empathize with him.

What's more, there are others besides Su Tong, and cannon fodder has never been the only one for Slag Gong.

He just couldn't understand why some plots in the novel were to push people into the water. What's the point of this push?

Even if the protagonist can't swim, with so many people around, can you still watch him drown?

But he didn't bother to figure out the intention of the author of Brainless Mary Su, so he took a glass of champagne and walked towards Su Tong.

On the second floor, Song Xiao, who was talking with someone, froze, his eyes fixed on a slender figure.

"Why is he here?"

"Who is it?" Song Xiao looked over with small eyes, and was also stunned, "He Jian? How did he come in without an invitation card, someone brought him in? Oh? Song Xiao, look at that person...is it..."

Was it the person who got into the car with He Jian in his arms that night?

Fa Xiao glanced at Song Xiao's face as black as the bottom of a pot, and swallowed the second half back into his stomach.

Song Xiao got up suddenly, and went downstairs with a gloomy face.

……

"Mr. Su..." He Jian raised his glass and smiled, "Happy birthday."

"Are you Song Xiao's friend?" Su Tong blinked.

"I'm his boyfriend." He Jian shook his wine glass, his long and narrow eyes were full of provocation.

The two stood by the pool. He Jian always stood upright when he was not in front of Zha Gong. He was half a head taller than Su Tong.

The feeling of looking up made Su Tong feel a little uncomfortable, he frowned and took a small step back, a small puddle of water was on the side of the pool, Su Tong slipped and fell into the pool.

He Jian:! ! !

He hasn't pushed yet!His points! !

He Jian subconsciously stretched out his hand, but instead of grabbing Su Tong, he struggled in his heart and shouted: Let me push! !

System: ...This is also a feint?

As soon as Su Tong grabbed He Jian's extended hand, He Jian leaned forward and planted himself into the pool, seeing the two of them about to be photographed into the pool...

He Jian's waist tightened, and someone hugged him from behind.

Amidst the loud sound of falling into the water, He Jian faintly heard Song Xiao's furious voice: "Fuck! Let him go the fuck!"

Qi Mingfeng hugged He Jian away from the pool, he frowned and looked down at He Jian, the cynicism on his face was swept away, and asked He Jian in a deep voice: "Are you injured?"

He Jian: My share...my share...my share...

He stared blankly at the swimming pool, and the corners of his eyes turned red.

Qi Mingfeng: ...

His question just now was subconscious. Of course he knew that He Jian would not be injured. After all, He Jian was a well-known lone wolf under Snake Vulture...

Like a heartbroken husky, the lone wolf leaned against Qi Mingfeng's arms dejectedly until Song Xiao rushed over and dragged him away.

He Jian regained his senses, turned his head and saw Song Xiao punching Qi Mingfeng in the face with a straight punch, Qi Mingfeng dodged it by mistake, and then fought back unceremoniously, and the two started fighting back and forth.

The people around rushed up to start a fight, amidst the noisy voice, the system screamed frantically: "Oh my god! The protagonist is going to drown!!"

He Jian's expression changed.

The system has said that the world in the book can work, the core is that the protagonists are alive and well, if they die unexpectedly, the world will collapse.

Although there is this warning, He Jian has never encountered such a situation. After all, the protagonists usually have halo body protection.

He glanced at the people around him, everyone was fighting, as if he couldn't see Su Tong thumping in the water.

"What the hell is going on?!" He Jian was also stunned, poking at the system frantically, "Why is no one saving people?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! The plot design is the main character attacking to save me! Hurry up! Scissors, figure out a way!" The system panicked.

The situation was urgent, and He Jian didn't have time to think about it, so he jumped outside the crowd and shouted, "Song Xiao, you idiot!! Your wife is going to drown!!"

Qi Mingfeng punched Song Xiao in the face, and the two of them, like two angry lions, knocked over the landscape flower stand standing in the venue.

Amid the sound of the flowerpot falling to the ground, no one heard He Jian's voice.

He Jian: ...

He took a step back, took off his dress, and jumped into the water.

The moment Su Tong fell into the water, his legs cramped up. He choked on a few sips of water and felt extremely uncomfortable. He told himself to calm down, but the apparently not deep pool water seemed to have turned into a vast ocean. Deprived, tinnitus, suffocation...

He is going to die...

If he had known, he wouldn't have fallen in by himself.

His vision went dark for a moment, and a pair of hands came around from behind, supported his armpits, and lifted him out of the water.

Su Tong was gasping for breath, and the fear of dying made his tears flow down uncontrollably. The people behind him pushed him to the edge of the pool, and he quickly climbed up limply.

With tears in his eyes, he saw He Jian in the pool with disheveled hair on his forehead and crystal drops of water rolling down his chin. In the dots of fluorescent light, he looked like a seductive water demon.

The system was still screaming: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You can't ooc in front of Song Xiao! Your points will be cleared!!"

"Wait!" He Jian climbed ashore and took a breath, "I can explain my behavior."

System: "You explain, I'll listen."

"Su Tong is the person Song Xiao likes, and Song Xiao is the person I like. I love Song Xiao so much, so I love Wu Jiwu, and his lover is my lover!" He Jian rubbed the system, "Turn a small love into a big one." Love, the highest state of dog licking."

System: "You are awesome!"

Such a big commotion finally alarmed the two pigs. He Jian just staggered to his feet when a piece of clothing was draped over his shoulders.

Looking up, he saw Qi Mingfeng's handsome face was stained, the corners of his mouth were broken, and his cheeks were a little bruised. He looked at He Jian with aggrieved eyes: "Brother, why didn't you call someone else to save you? I will feel sorry for you when you are injured..."

He Jian: Thank you, I don’t forget to talk about tea even after being beaten up. It’s you, big bowl of tea!

On the other side, Song Xiao was holding his coat, and his chest heaved violently twice.

He looked more embarrassed than Qi Mingfeng, but he knew that he could still win the round.

"He Jian." Song Xiao said coldly, "Get out of here by yourself, I'll pretend I didn't see this idiot who poached a corner tonight."

Hearing that "roll", Qi Mingfeng's gaze instantly became cold and frightening.

He looked at He Jian, but He Jian didn't even look at him, and went straight to Song Xiao. The two interlocked their fingers. Song Xiao tore off his clothes and threw them on the ground, then smiled maliciously.

They are about to leave this chaotic crowd hand in hand.

Qi Mingfeng's eyes fell on the coat on the ground. The floor was clean enough, and the black dress was not dirty, only stained with water.

After a few seconds, he smiled casually.

He Jian really didn't want to go hand in hand with Song Xiao, Qi Mingfeng's gaze fell behind him, which made him feel guilty for no reason.

Yet there is another line of sight...

He Jian suddenly saw a small blue cross on the back of Song Xiao's heart, like a beam of light hitting his silver-gray shirt.

This beam of light looked familiar, and He Jian tilted his head to take a closer look.

He slowly widened his eyes.

Leihuo-943's sight!Doesn't it look familiar? Last week he just used this wooden warehouse to kill a star bandit leader!

His body reacted even before the system screamed again. He raised his foot and kicked Song Xiao's lower back. Without any preparation, Song Xiao immediately fell to the ground.

At the same moment, the flames brushed He Jian's shoulder, and the huge impact directly threw him into the pool.

In severe pain, He Jian stubbornly thought: This book can be called "My Indissoluble Bond with the Swimming Pool".

The pool was filled with bright red, and someone was shouting heart-piercingly from above, the voice was too dim through the water surface, He Jian couldn't hear anything clearly, only thought that this person's shouting was really sad.He saved the world twice today, he was really tired, and he knew that the wound was not fatal, but he couldn't open his eyes.

When his consciousness was lax, he heard the voice he heard when he awakened his autonomous consciousness that rainy night.

"Congratulations to the host, the plot has been successfully advanced, and the current progress is [-]%...Congratulations to the host, you are free."