I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

As soon as he entered the door, all eyes were on him.

Yan Xingwu glanced at Gu Shuofeng's hand on Yu Xinglan's shoulder, glanced at Yu Xinglan, and then glanced at Yu Xinglan's arms, sneaking a glance at him like a bunny, then was so frightened that he hurriedly buried his face in his sister's arms Yu Xingfan.

Cigarette butts crushed in the ashtray, the calm before the storm.

"sit."

Gu Shuofeng took Yu Xinglan and walked towards the wooden ladder.

"It's so late, let's talk about it tomorrow, we'll go up first."

Yu Xinglan took a deep breath, bumped Gu Shuofeng lightly with his shoulder, and signaled her not to die with his eyes.

The six members of the Yan family were not surprised at all, they had long been used to her foolishness, but habit became habit, and anger became anger.Rao was so well-trained in words and deeds, he was so angry that he slapped the coffee table hard.

"Come here!"

Grandma loved her the most, so she hurried over and dragged her and Yu Xinglan to sit on the sofa opposite Yanxingwu.

The old Huanghuali sofa is covered with soft cushions embroidered with Suzhou, making it quite comfortable to sit on.

Gu Shuofeng leaned back on the sofa, with his right ankle resting on his left thigh, like the number "4", his toes dangling, his face was impatient and unrestrained, and his strength showed the lack of social beatings.

Grandpa and grandpa glanced at each other, covered their chests angrily, sat aside and said that they were intergenerational relatives, it was true, if this was their daughter and son, their mother would not recognize her, but this is a precious granddaughter, the family of six Du Miao Miao, I'm so angry that I can't bear to touch her finger! At the beginning, I made up my mind to send Yan Suixin to the nursing home because the doctor gave an ultimatum, saying that if I drink it like this, it will not only be as simple as stomach bleeding, but my life will die. They took it in, and they sent it away with tears in their eyes.

No matter how long the precious granddaughter has been in the nursing home, they haven't had a good night's sleep for a long time. It's not an exaggeration at all.

Seeing their granddaughter's incompetent appearance, they were all reluctant to beat and scold, so they could only sit and sulk, watching her father play freely.

Gu Shuofeng yawned, and lazily said: "Oh~! If you have anything to say, hurry up, I'm exhausted after running all night, and now I just want to hug my wife and go upstairs to sleep."

As soon as these words came out, not to mention his words and deeds, his hands holding the cigarette case trembled, and Yu Xinglan blushed with embarrassment, and hurriedly tugged Gu Shuofeng.

Gu Shuofeng squeezed her hand comfortingly.

Grandma and grandma didn't even sit down, they just stood and rubbed their hands, anxious.

They were also good helpers of grandpa and grandpa back then, why haven't they seen such a big storm?They don't reject homosexuality, but the premise is that it is someone else's child, and their precious granddaughter has become gay, so how can they sit still?!

Yan's mother, Chen Jingru, sat as firmly as Mount Tai, her gaze fell on Xinglan coolly, and she hadn't moved away since she entered the door.

Wu Qiang endured his anger in words and deeds, barely maintained his basic self-cultivation in front of outsiders, and said coldly, "Say, what is going on?"

"What else could be going on? According to the news reports, I like Yu Xinglan, no, I love Yu Xinglan, I will help her apply for a visa tomorrow, and I can get it next week. When I get it, I will go to get the visa. ""you dare!"

"Why don't I dare? Now advocate freedom of marriage, Dad, you can't stop my happiness." "What happiness can there be between two women?!"

"You don't understand this, right? True love has no gender." True love?! True Nima's love!!!

I'm in my 20s, why haven't I passed the rebellious period in the second year of middle school?!! Her words and deeds are full of anger, and she is on the verge of breaking out.

"Do you know how much social pressure two women have to bear?!"

"Isn't it just the pressure of public opinion? When the network cable is unplugged, whatever you like, whether they oppose it or agree, it's all their business. The most important thing is that I am happy." You are happy! We are not happy!!

The six elders were about to vomit blood!

"Our family has three generations of single inheritance, how can we do without an heir?! Don't say that I restrict your freedom of love. Now you not only have the right to love freedom, you also have the obligation of blood inheritance! Rights and obligations have never been single arrows, It goes hand in hand!"

Grandma helped and said, "That's right, it's as if human beings are about to become extinct, and we all depend on you to continue the species. Do you think it's appropriate for you not to leave any offspring?"

Wan Shuofeng scratched his chin, "Okay, let's test tube babies, extract DNA chromosomes from each of our two sons, transplant them into the womb, and the daughters born will be our own daughters. How many do you want to give birth to?" , Interesting enough?" What is interesting enough? It's like talking about business and doing business!

Words and deeds slapped the table violently again, Gu Shuofeng didn't respond, it made his palms ache from the shock.

"Don't be silly! Sit down for me! Be serious!"

"Why am I not serious?"

"Put down your legs! Look at you, how do you look like a well-bred lady?!"

Gu Shuofeng chuckled: "What age is it? Still a lady? Who stipulates that girls must sit upright?"

"How dare you talk back to me! You! I must clean up you today!"

His words and deeds were fierce, and he didn't care about the presence of outsiders, so he rolled up his sleeves and stood up to beat Gu Shuofeng.

Grandma and grandma stopped quickly.

Words, deeds, and martial arts are the only ones who "domestic violence" say what they want, punished her to kneel, and even whipped her with the soles of her shoes, but that was when she was a child, and she didn't smoke a few times, and she never did it again when she was older.

But Wu Zhen couldn’t help his words and deeds today. During the video conference, the secretary said that this bad girl went to an engagement banquet to snatch his wife, kissed other people’s fiancée in public, and even kicked the leg of the fiancée’s sister! Thinking of this, words and deeds The blood rushed to the head, and the brain was congested with anger.

Words and deeds Wu Wu said angrily: "You are usually self-willed, because you are small, you don't care about it, but such a big matter, you must not let you mess around!" The whole family echoed: "You are not small! Can you save us a little worry!"

Yu Xinglan tugged Gu Shuofeng's legs, pulled them down and put them together, then dragged her away from the back of the sofa, and sat down properly.Yu Xinglan wanted to intervene several times to help Gu Shuofeng explain, but Gu Shuofeng pinched his palm and choked his mouth.

Yu Xinglan had no doubts at all, if she really opened her mouth, Gu Shuofeng would dare to send that shameful video to the whole family.

In the video, she has no clothes on, and she nods her marriage proposal with a smile on her face. It really only makes people look darker and darker.

Yan Xingwu looked at his bad-hearted daughter who had been yelling at him for a long time, and Yu Xinglan sat upright after a few tugs, as obedient as a little sheep, and almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

What kind of daughter is the caring little padded jacket of parents, it is already burning high incense to stand up dead!

"I warn you to follow your heart! This matter is not up to you to be self-willed. If you don't listen to advice, just, just..." Words and deeds Wu's eye circles swelled, and he gritted his teeth in anger and squeezed out the second half of the sentence: "... just Get out!"

I have scolded Yan Suixin before saying these words and deeds, and pretended I didn't hear Yan Suixin, what should I do yesterday, but today, Gu Shuofeng suddenly put away all the foolishness, stood up with his arms around Yu Xinglan's shoulders, his eyes swept across A circle of elders in the room bowed solemnly.

"Dad, mom, grandpa, grandma, grandpa, grandma, thank you for your kindness in nurturing these years, I can promise anything, but this one, I can't promise anyway, sorry!"

The six elders were all stunned.

Yan Suixin was beaten up to being spoiled lawlessly since she was a child. The whole world knows that she is a sand sculpture second generation ancestor. She doesn't pay attention to the places where she should pay attention to face, but she never bows her head when she should bow her head, especially in front of her family. Life is precious, and the family of six has never seen her bow her head and admit even one mistake, let alone bow and apologize in such a serious manner.

Being so serious today made their hearts skip a beat.

——This kid... Seriously?

Yan Suixin straightened up, tightened Yu Xinglan's shoulders, and walked out with her arms around her.

Grandma was the first to react and hurried over to pull her, and grandma and grandpa also reacted and went to stop her.

"You child, how can you say you want to leave? You want to piss your dad off!"

Words and deeds Wu Zhen was about to die of anger, his chest heaved violently, and his whole body was shaking.

"Let her go! Go away and never come back!"

Old Man Yan hurriedly tugged at his son, "Speak up if you have something to say! Why are you talking so loudly?!"

Yu Xinglan saw that things were getting more and more troublesome, and he couldn't care less about the video or not. Just as he was about to explain, Gu Shuofeng raised his hand to cover her mouth, put one hand on her shoulder, pushed her away from grandma and grandma, and continued towards the door.Pointing at her back, Yan Xing Wu pointed at her back and said angrily, "Give me the Yan family's money here before leaving!"

Gu Shuofeng took out the credit card in his trouser pocket, threw it on the ground, and continued walking.

"Yan family's car, house! Take them all back! They are not allowed to be used!!"

Gu Shuofeng actually said "huh"?

Unlucky family!

Words and deeds Wu Lao tears will be vertical and horizontal.

"None of you are allowed to give her money!! Do you hear me!"

"Oh! Oh!"

Yu Xinglan hugged Yu Xingfan, couldn't free his hand to grab Gu Shuofeng's hand, couldn't say a word, and was forced to go by Gu Shuofeng.

For a while, those who pulled Gu Shuofeng, those who blocked the door, those who persuaded and acted forcefully, those who persuaded Gu Shuofeng... engraved with Yu Xinglan's murmur, it was a mess. Aunt Xiang was terrified at the door, and didn't know what to do. meddling.

Chen Jingru, who had been sitting on the sofa without moving a muscle, suddenly spoke, the voice was not loud, but it was like a thunderclap on the ground.

"I agreed!"

All noise stopped.Wu Hu's eyes widened in words and deeds, staring at his wife.

"you....…"

"Shut up and listen to me!"

Chen Jingru seldom intervenes in words, deeds, and actions, but if she does not intervene, she does not intervene, and whenever she speaks, she means saying one thing.

Yan Xingwu still wanted to get mad, but old man Yan hurriedly dragged him to sit down.

Chen Jingru was still sitting dignifiedly, without even looking at Gu Shuofeng, she only ordered lightly.

"Xinxin, come back."

——Finally he was willing to speak.

Gu Shuofeng curled his lower lip quietly, took Yu Xinglan back to the sofa, and sat opposite Chen Jingru.

Chen Jingru didn't look at Yu Xinglan again, her eyes finally fell on her daughter.

"What you said just now, except for this matter, you can promise us anything, does it count?"

"Calculate!"

"From now on, don't drink at all."

"can."

"Don't rush to agree, just listen to me."

Chen Jingru signaled Aunt Xiang to fetch her laptop.

Holding the computer in her arms and turning it on, with the notebook resting on her lap, Chen Jingru typed while talking.

"If you want to get married, you have to make an agreement in three chapters.

The first rule is the one just now, from now on, never drink alcohol.

Second, start from the grassroots level of the branch company as an intern, do not arrive late or leave early, work hard, I will assign you different tasks at each stage, if you don’t know, you can ask, I will personally assess, at least Pass. The third item is to get rid of your bad habits of fooling around and causing trouble. You can maintain your personality, but you can't be too independent. The specific evaluation criteria are decided by the whole family.

Finally, if one of the above three items is not fulfilled, Ms. Yu must leave the house. "

Chen Jingru turned her eyes to Yu Xinglan, expressionless.

"Do you agree?"

This question caught her off guard, Yu Xinglan put her arms around her younger sister, barely restraining her panic, just as she answered the word "I", Gu Shuofeng interrupted her.

"She agrees, and I agree."

"I'm asking Miss Yu, not you." Chen Jingru looked at Yu Xinglan intently, and asked again, "If Xinxin can't do it, you can leave Xinxin, do you agree?"

Yu Xinglan's nervous breathing was a little stagnant, she turned her eyes to look at Gu Shuofeng, how could she tear down Gu Shuofeng's stage again?

Anyway, it is also a marriage without legal force, so what if you agree?

"I agree."

"Okay, I don't trust my daughter, but I trust Miss Yu. If my daughter refuses to let you go, I will threaten her by sending you back to a nursing home. I hope you don't mind."

Yu Xinglan understood, Chen Jingru didn't believe that her daughter could do the three chapters of the contract at all. This was a compromise in name, but it was actually a retreat.