I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

No one could understand Yan Nianxin's sadness, and no one cared about it. The entire Gu family was worried about the two pregnant women, as well as Xiao Wu who had lost his memory and was "wandering" outside.

Four months passed in the blink of an eye, it was obvious that Gu Shuofeng was pregnant early, but it turned out to be Mr. Eldest Sister.

The eldest sister is really a werewolf, she said she would find parents for the child, but she really used the guise of fan benefits to gather more than 600 fanatical fans together, and decided on the spot that three men and three women would be mistresses, bah, fans , Intimate and private chats at ordinary times, various investigations on the degree of adaptation, especially the degree of love for children.

On the eve of the delivery, she really found out a beautiful woman, and the wedding was about to be held. Liu Yubing suddenly gave up on the imminent Winter Olympics and came back with a straight face.

What Liu Yubing didn't know was that the whole family, except Liu Xia, was sighing for her.

——Tsk tsk, what a world champion, just fell into the big pit of the eldest sister, and I don't know if I can climb out in this life.

Although Liu Xia didn't approve of her younger sister being with Gu Haoyan, but thinking that her niece would call someone else's mother in the future, her younger sister really liked Gu Haoyan, and she didn't want to embarrass her by kissing her wife, so she didn't do it anymore. To trip Haoyan is to indirectly acquiesce in the relationship between the two of them.

Without Liu Xia's biggest resistance, the two of them came to fruition, and the bride was changed directly. Liu Yubing took the top and held the wedding happily.

Of course, this happiness excludes the two brides.

Gu Haoyan was not happy, and neither was Liu Yubing.

Liu Yubing was not happy that Gu Haoyan actually wanted to marry someone else!

Although she succeeded in taking the position in the end, Gu Haoyan agreed very reluctantly, saying that she likes that beauty very much, she is obedient and has a good figure, she is much better than Liu Yubing's bad-tempered airport, if not for the fact that Liu Yubing is a child's mother In fact, he didn't even bother to look at Liu Yubing.

Liu Yubing, who almost ruined her dream for many years because of her, vomited to death, so happy!

As for why Gu Haoyan was unhappy?

She was not happy that Liu Yubing was still so disobedient!

She has been carrying her belly alone for almost ten months, why is it so difficult for her to wear a bracelet? !

No matter what Liu Yubing said, she would not wear Meng Mi. She had learned about Meng Mi's real purpose from Liu Xia, and she would never become Gu Haoyan's plaything.

"How many times do you have to tell me before you believe me? I just want to wear a wedding dress and get married beautifully! Meng Mi can hide my belly!"

Liu Yubing put on a serious face: "Xiaosi can also help you hide, you don't have to use Mengmi."

Gu Haoyan was about to explode with anger, "That's just an illusion! The actual stomach is still there! I still have to carry it! Meng Mi is really relaxed!"

Liu Yubing scratched his chin, looked at the sky, looked at the tree, looked at Liu Xia who was watching the fun, but didn't look at Gu Haoyan.

"You majestic Yuzun still can't carry these ten or twenty catties? I don't believe it. When I was training, it was fine to run with a few dozen catties of sandbags. I am still a mortal."

This is absolutely the truth, such a small burden is really nothing to Gu Haoyan.

But it's nothing, it's nothing, everyone knows it's okay, and Liu Yubing's heart hurts when he said it.

In particular, Gu Haoyan originally just wanted to coax Liu Yubing and Dai Mengmi by selling misery, but in the end he failed to achieve his goal, and was stabbed in the heart, so angry that he could only laugh.

The angrier and the more beautiful the smile, the whole family, Gu Haoyan ranked second, no one dared to say the first, Gu Shuofeng was at most tied with her.

However, the captivating smile at others seems to be useless when it comes to Liu Yubing. Liu Yubing is wearing her fluffy short hair, like a little hedgehog, blocking all the charms of Gu Haoyan. The situation of Liu Xia's presence Down, the block effect also skyrocketed by 80%.

Gu Haoyan came back in failure, Meng Mi had to be willing to wear it to be effective, Liu Yubing was not happy, and she couldn't help it.

In the end, Gu Haoyan still used Xiao Si's illusion to cover her stomach. Compared to the happy wedding between her second sister and Gu Shuofeng, she was like an emotional smiling machine. She laughed from the beginning to the end, and her smile didn't catch her eyes at all.

The Gu family looked at it from top to bottom, but none of them broke it. No one reminded the elder sister to be careful. Most of the time, the deep roots of love start from caring, and caring can start from love at first sight, or it can start from the narrow road of enemies.

——When Mingming first met her, she was innocent and cute, she was hooked when she was teased, and her hair exploded when poked, it was so much fun, why is it so difficult to deal with now?Is it because I am unattractive?Or is she blind?

Gu Haoyan thought about it and couldn't figure it out.

Similarly, Liu Yubing couldn't figure it out either.

——Obviously she wants to have good looks, money and money, and she is a real goddess, so why do you have to fight against me?Don't say that she loves my child as evidence, I'm not stupid, the child was just an accident, if it wasn't really impossible, she would never have taken this step.

On the wedding night, Gu Haoyan carried his belly and forced Liu Yubing to put candles in the bridal chamber. Liu Yubing cried until the next morning, her eyes were swollen from crying, and she almost regretted the marriage on the spot.

"I can't live through this day. She is still tossing me like this while carrying her stomach. Will I survive after the child is born?"

Even the physical strengthening talisman that Xiao Si slapped on Liu Yubing could not stop the exhaustion from attacking, Gu Haoyan was clearly "revenging private revenge".

In the whole family, there was no one who didn't know that Gu Haoyan was narrow-minded.

As an attacker, there is no one who is so narrow-minded. Although Gu Shuofeng is also narrow-minded, he is accepted, and Xu Qinglan is willing to pamper him.

When Yan Nianxin heard that everyone actually helped her mother Feng, she was not happy.

——Why are you doing it all, Fengma is supported by the whole family, and the aunt is attacked by the group?It's so unfair!

Yan Nianxin, as the only member of the family who stood up to the eldest sister, ran to the eldest sister's ear to make a small report.

The elder sister didn't care, instead she smiled lazily and said, "Am I being narrow-minded? I'm obviously going to get revenge."

Yan Nianxin was a little dazed, "Auntie, it's a derogatory term that must be punished."

The eldest sister smiled beautifully: "I didn't say I was a good person."

It seems correct to say that, except for her own family, the eldest sister never cares about the life and death of others, at most she just acts according to the rules, as long as the world is stable, she can do whatever else.

For example, the original bride-to-be, the eldest sister threw it away when she was done using it, she was just a scumbag, but the second sister had a good heart and persuaded the bride to undergo the so-called "lobotomy" to directly erase her memory, and secretly helped her For another good marriage, it can be regarded as the two owe each other.

Not long after the marriage, the eldest sister gave birth to a pair of twins. She originally thought that the relationship between wife and wife should be relaxed, but unexpectedly, the two quarreled over the child's last name.

"I gave birth to the child, of course the surname must be Gu."

"The children also have my share, at least one surnamed Liu!"

"Okay~ You bring Meng Mi, I'll let the second child's surname be Liu."

"Impossible! I will never wear it! And why is the second child named Liu? Why can't it be the boss?!"

"I am on top, so of course my last name must be on top."

"It's fine if you bully me, but you still bully my last name? Just wait!"

Furious, Liu Yubing went to find Liu Xia, and the two sisters hated the elder sister together.

The second sister saw that this was not going to work, so she quickly persuaded her. Before she could call out to her wife, Liu Xia immediately became angry.

"Say! Are you standing with me or Gu Haoyan?!"

On the one hand, there is the eldest sister who has taken care of them through hardships, and on the other hand, the unruly and willful wife, is there still a choice?

"Of course I stand by your wife!"

Second sister os: My wife is unruly and not easy to coax, so I can only sacrifice my eldest sister.

Gu Shuofeng was so dreamy and dormant that Xu Qinglan didn't bother her, and came here with her stomach on her shoulders when she heard the movement. When she saw the big sister's backyard was on fire, she was so happy that her waist didn't hurt anymore. .

Of course, she would not let go of this good opportunity to add fuel to the fire. She would do everything possible to stir up trouble.

Gu Shuofeng teleported here, and when Xu Qinglan drove home, it was already too much to do here, Xu Qinglan just wanted to persuade a few words of family and everything to be happy, Gu Shuofeng's winking eyes slightly slanted, and Xu Qinglan came over with a wave of eyes, and Xu Qinglan said a word Without daring to say anything, he turned around and went out to help Xiaosi cook together.

The eldest sister looked at each of them, knew that they were taking the opportunity to take revenge, she was not in a hurry or annoyed, and teased lightly.

"I knew what kind of dead virtue you all had."

There was arguing and arguing, but nothing came to fruition in the end. As soon as Xiaosi yelled and ate, everyone immediately dispersed. No one in the whole family was really angry, but they just joined in the fun, including Liu Xia and Gu Haoyan, and only Liu Yubing was really angry. angry.

She was so angry that she wanted to run away from home, but before she got to the door, the eldest daughter woke up, crying, she thought cruelly, anyway, her surname is not Liu, let Gu Hao smoke it, I don't care!

However, Gu Haoyan had already gone downstairs to eat.

It doesn't matter!Anyway, Gu Haoyan is almost catching up with Shunfeng's ears, and it's not that she can't hear her, her daughter came up to coax her herself!

But Gu Haoyan just didn't come up.

Liu Yubing held the doorknob, twisted it once, and twisted it again.

Meow approved!

Who are the people in this family?

Does it matter if the child cries?

Mad.

She must leave this marriage!I can't go on!

Inseparable, anyway, the child has to be hugged and coaxed first.

The child is hungry, what should I do?

Just give it to Gu Haoyan and let her feed it quickly!

Forget it, according to Gu Haoyan's temperament, he should definitely say: "I'll feed her after I'm full. Why should I feed her if I'm not full?"

Instead of going downstairs and pissing yourself off, it's better to be self-reliant.

Liu Yubing dug out the nanny fruit that Xu Qinglan gave her a few days ago, and ate one with tears in her eyes.

In less than three seconds, her chest was swollen, she hurriedly lifted her clothes and fed the child clumsily, one side was just stuffed into the child's mouth, the other side door creaked open, Gu Haoyan raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes wandered around her .

"Tsk, I didn't expect the airport to be useful."

If it wasn't for fear of scaring his good daughter, Liu Yubing almost didn't yell at her.

"Have you ever seen such a bumpy airport?"

Gu Haoyan curled his lips into a smile, "Yes, your place is indeed rugged, it's not like we have to go over mountains and mountains to fly a plane."

Don't marry her if you think she is young!What do you mean by being mocked when you are married? !

She was really blind to fall in love with her back then!

no!This is too irritating!If she wants to live with her again, she is a masochist!

Liu Yubing wanted to poke his eyes, and was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say: "What's wrong with you, a 9-year-old old monster? No matter how good your figure is, it can't stop you from feeling old!"

Gu Haoyan's smirk froze on his lips.

"what?"

"I said you smell old! Do you know the smell of old age? You will have this smell when you are old to a certain extent, but it is natural. The old appearance deserves the smell it should have. It is not disgusting at all. It is the sinking of time." You are different, you have a beautiful face, but you look old, do you know that?"

In terms of poisonous tongue, how bad is Liu Yubing who trained with rough guys?

The entire Gu family couldn't figure it out, but it was only during a meal, and Liu Yubing and Gu Haoyan, each holding a child, announced their divorce.

Up and down the Gu family, the bowlers and chopsticks holders were all stuck on the spot, and after a second, they continued to eat and drink as if they hadn't heard.

It didn't matter whether they heard it or not, anyway, Liu Yubing really carried the child away, and Gu Haoyan didn't stop him.

In the next few days, everyone in the Gu family discussed behind Gu Haoyan's back how to make (hao) her (hao) (zhe) break (teng) mirror ((gu) heavy (hao) round (yan).

Just after discussing some clues, Gu Shuofeng had a stomachache.

With Gu Shuofeng's physique and the level of the fourth grader, it is reasonable to say that it should be as smooth as the elder sister giving birth, drinking water.

But... the whole family also discussed this childbirth issue behind Gu Shuofeng's back, and came to the unanimous conclusion that she must let her experience a real childbirth in order to deeply appreciate the greatness of maternal love, and better understand Xu Qinglan's hardships in giving birth.

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There are still at nine o'clock in the evening~

Thank you for eating sweets today~3 Lei Bao Yang Yiqi~mua! (*╯3╰)

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