I, a scumbag, only flirt, not marry [Quick Transmigration]

Ever since Gu Shuofeng took over the feeding of the two treasures, Xu Qinglan's nanny fruit has basically never been used.

Although it is a spiritual fruit, this is a godless world after all, and the spiritual fruit must follow the rules of the world to some extent. Originally, it would not be broken for thousands of years, but now it may be broken for a year or so.

It was a pity that the good fruit was spoiled, so Xu Qinglan sent it to Liu Yubing.

Liu Yubing was worried that Dabao had no milk to eat, and he couldn't bear to contact Xu Qinglan, so he was really sleepy and sent a pillow, and there was no time.

After delivering the nanny fruit, I happened to meet Liu Xia. Liu Xia happily praised her sister for being smart, flexible, and capable. Xu Qinglan didn't understand what she was praising for a long time, but finally found out, Liu Xia The praise is that Liu Yubing brought Dabao back when he divorced, and the surname "Liu" has properly suppressed "Gu" since then.

After finishing her complacency, Liu Xia asked Xu Qinglan about it.

"Haven't your family's second and third treasures been named yet?"

"No."

"It's been two months. How can I register without a name? They are not human, so don't worry about it. We human beings have to worry about them. Otherwise, it will be a problem for children to go to school and get vaccinations. "

No matter how strange Liu Xia said, she said it as if she was worried about everything at home. The second sister probably vomited blood when she heard it.

The family's least worry is Liu Xia. Yan Nianxin is much more worried than her. The child's household registration is all done by the second sister Zhang Luo. It is still the Liu family's household registration. Liu, the second elder of the Liu family said that Erbao should be named Gu, but the second sister did not agree.

The second sister really doesn't care what her surname is, she just wants to keep Liu Xia firmly in her arms. Both children's surname is Liu, and she doesn't have her surname Gu. It sounds like a disadvantage, but in fact, a small surname is completely captured. It broke Liu Xia's heart.

Does Liu Xia care about the last name?She didn't care either, it was always the old couple of the Liu family who cared.

Obviously it was something neither of them cared about, but the second sister offered to give it up to Liu Xia, which meant that her attitude was in place, that was good!

Whether it's a wife or a wife, a husband or wife, or a husband and wife, in most cases, when a conflict arises, it's never about who listens to the other, and it's not about who is superior or who is inferior.

The second sister is the first married couple in the family, and the one who maintains the longest relationship between wife and wife, but also the most standard model wife and wife. From the time of marriage to the present, the couple has never had a fight, which is completely different from the eldest sister couple.

No, it is no longer possible to say that the eldest sister and Liu Yubing are a couple. The two are in the process of divorcing. They say that they will not need to breastfeed when the child grows up, so they fly to country M to get the divorce certificate.

Liu Xia wasn't worried about her sister's marriage at all. She said that sooner or later Gu Haoyan would kick Liu Yubing when he met his destined person. Now it's the right time to break up. The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. The reason why they agreed to get married at the beginning is It's just for the sake of the child.

But the divorce belongs to the divorce, Liu Xia does not intend to let the eldest sister go at all. The plan that everyone discussed at the beginning should be implemented. dont see?

Speaking of good shows, since the flash marriage between the eldest sister and Liu Yubing, the whole lily circle has been flying everywhere, and it has reached the point where passers-by are knocked out of the circle.

A movie queen and a world champion, all of them are influential figures, can the CP made by the two of them not stimulate the desire to create?

What kind of scumbag literature, farming literature, female supporting literature, even Narcissus literature, there is also Xiaoma literature, chasing wives and crematoriums, ancient dog blood abuse literature... In short, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't see.

One of the most sought after is of course the little yellow mosquito.

The plan discussed by everyone is to throw the eldest sister and Liu Yubing into their various fanfictions, let them deeply feel various types of love, and thus understand (rang) understand (da) love (jia) (kan) true ( hao) truth (xi).

The whole family, except for the two parties who knew nothing about it, one of them chose a fanfiction book and let the two enter one by one.In ancient times, the kind of abuse that abused the body, abused the heart, and tortured the heart to death!There must be a small black house to play all kinds of play!

Liu Xia said that the book she chose has never been seen before or since, and it is definitely a fighter in the dog blood, and she can't choose such a good one.

In the novel, Liu Yubing is the ruthless princess, and the elder sister is the secret work of the Twelve Emperors who have the hatred of destroying the family.

The eldest sister was sent to Liu Yubing's mansion as a concubine, and was doted on by Liu Yubing, who knew it well, and she was pregnant with a child.

The eldest sister was originally determined, but later fell into the trap of tenderness. Every day, she struggled with whether to kill Liu Yubing to avenge the whole family, or to be an unfilial daughter and fly together?

In the end, the love brain defeated ethics, and she directly betrayed the twelve emperors and the whole family of more than 100 people, helping Liu Yubing ascend the throne smoothly.

As soon as she became the empress, Liu Yubing changed her face, and immediately married the prime minister's daughter and became the empress.

Liu Yubing ruthlessly wanted to drive the eldest sister out of the palace, and said that she was saving her life for the sake of old love.

The eldest sister begged bitterly, even if she was a foot-washing maid, she should not leave.

So the eldest sister became a foot-washing maid, washing Liu Yubing's feet every day.

Liu Xia spoke happily, and detailed how Liu Yubing was a little black house big sister, how she played all kinds of games, how she abused her body and mind to death, how the big sister loved Liu Yubing so much, and finally stabbed Liu Yubing to replace her. The whole family takes revenge.

Here Liu Yubing just died, and the truth is revealed there. It turns out that Liu Yubing is not her enemy at all, but her real enemy is Barabara. The eldest sister is in great pain and feels that she is not worthy of death, so she guards the imperial mausoleum for Liu Yubing for decades. , and finally turned into a pile of dry bones.

Xu Qinglan had a headache after hearing this.

"This article...does it really have readers?"

"There must be a must!"

"What's the name? Let me look back."

Xu Qinglan couldn't believe it, she just wanted to take a look out of curiosity.

"The Story of the Tyrant and the Empress Prisoner's Love." Liu Xia coughed, "This book was indeed very popular in the early stage, but later because of... that be, so... the reputation was a little bit worse, but it's completely It won't affect Gu Haoyan and the others to get in!"

Having said that she chose this book, Liu Xia started talking about the second sister again, saying that the second sister first chose "The Overbearing CEO's 99 Runaway Wifes", in which Gu Haoyan is the female president, Liu Yubing is the little runaway wife, The little escaped wife was caught by the female president time and time again, and had sex again and again.

Liu Xia didn't like this version. She decisively relied on her wife's prestige to get her second sister to change to the Suspenseful Reasoning Little Yellow Mosquito.

Liu Xia talked endlessly about Amway.

"Let me tell you, this fanfic is really good. I recommend you to read it. It's absolutely brain-burning and exciting!"

In the article, the eldest sister did not fall into the water during filming, and when she woke up she was locked in a cabin in the forest with long chains on her ankles.

Liu Yubing was the one who locked up the elder sister. The elder sister thought she looked very familiar, but she just couldn't remember who she was.

Liu Yubing said that she committed three crimes, when she remembered, when she could leave here.

Then there is a play every day, which is fresh and not repeated, stimulating the readers' adrenaline surge.

The eldest sister wanted to escape every day. She broke free from the chains and ran out of the hut several times, but no matter how she tried to escape, she couldn’t escape the forest. There were wild beasts in the forest at night. If Liu Yubing hadn’t appeared in time, she would have died from the claws of the beasts.

After several dangerous situations, the eldest sister had to stay in the hut honestly, eating fresh food from unknown sources, watching TV with no signal and only a DVD player, and then continued to be played by Liu Yubing in various ways.

Of course, those plays are not just to please the readers. Its main function is to remind the three deadly sins committed by the elder sister.

In the end, the eldest sister finally remembered according to the reminder that she had scumbed Liu Yubing once, and cheating her feelings was her first crime; later, she remembered that she used Liu Yubing's feelings to let her take the exam, and Liu Yubing was disqualified from the college entrance examination together with her. The second crime; finally, when they reunited a few years later, she cheated Liu Yubing of a lot of money. In order to prevent Liu Yubing from calling the police, she brutally killed her. This is the third crime.

Therefore, the hut is actually Liu Yubing's ghost, and the elder sister was already dead when she fell into the water.

After the eldest sister remembered everything, she entered a new reincarnation again, fell into the water, opened her eyes, was played again, regained her memory, and went on and on again. Unless she sincerely repented, she would never be able to get out, and she would always be played by Liu Yubing.

After Amway finished, Liu Xia asked happily: "How is it? I have chosen two good books, right?"

Xu Qinglan was speechless.

Liu Xia asked Xu Qinglan which book did she choose?

Xu Qinglan said lightly: "Farming Wen, Nongfu Mountain Spring has some fields."

Liu Xia opened her eyes slightly: "Huh? How boring is that?"

However, this is what Xu Qinglan yearns for, she doesn't seek fame and fortune, she just wants to simply spend time with Gu Shuofeng hand in hand.

Liu Xia asked Gu Shuo about the selection, Xu Qinglan only knew that it was a strong and powerful essay, fell in love and killed each other, but was not clear about the details.

Liu Xia felt that it was not as good as she had chosen two books, and Gu Haoyan couldn't fully reflect on it.

Xu Qinglan didn't argue with her either. Carrots and cabbages each have their own preferences, and their positions are different. Liu Xia is against Liu Yubing, and Xu Qinglan is actually against the elder sister. After all, the elder sister has helped her so much.

In short, everyone chose the same humanities, and waited for the children to be weaned when they were older, and threw the two of them directly in when it was convenient to operate.

Ever since the child was born, the entire Gu family has been extremely busy, and when they get busy, they feel that the days go by extremely fast.

A year has passed in the blink of an eye, and the two treasures of the second sister's family would have been running all over the place long ago. Mother Luo and Xia's mother shouted very sweetly, and the two pairs of twins of the elder sister and Gu Shuofeng's family were also weaned, and they could barely walk by leaning on the wall. two steps.

The more Gu Shuofeng looked at his own child, the more he thought it looked good. He was worthy of being raised on his own milk, worthy of being her daughter, and even Yan Nianxin was seen by her, and she finally looked a little like a mother.

Yan Nianxin especially felt that he was valued because when Gu Shuofeng named the second treasure and the third treasure, he specifically asked her for her opinion, because she was the great treasure and a member of the family.

In the end, the three of them unanimously agreed that the second treasure was named Wishing, and the third treasure was named Gu Pan. In short, they all hope that "words" read "heart", that is, Xu Qinglan was thinking of Gu Shuofeng.

Yan Nianxin is particularly satisfied with this arrangement. After all, the aunt's family is still arguing about whether Dabao's surname is Liu or Gu. Feng's mother obviously doesn't mind if both children's surnames are Gu Lan as long as her upper lip touches her lower lip, but Feng's mother But he took the initiative to let Erbao take the surname Xu.

Although no one in the whole family cared about this, it was still a matter of attitude. Yan Nianxin got along with the two mothers day and night, and had long been keenly aware of the changes in his mother.

Mother Feng... is getting more and more fierce, that's right, it's the real murderer, and she will throw things around and mess up the house at every turn, or Lan Ma will wash her own clothes for such a big person, or, eat After dinner, I don't know how to wash the dishes and share some for Lan's mother.

Although, Feng Ma's things are all over the house, Feng Ma's clothes are always washed by Lan Ma, and Feng Ma never washes the dishes after eating...

Forget it, there is a difference between being spoiled by a wife and not being spoiled by a wife. Yan Nianxin had already started to look forward to having a significant other at a young age, and referring to Liu Xia's happiness and Gu Shuofeng's happiness, he strengthened his determination to be a shou He would never look for a tsundere attack like Gu Haoyan, who was so angry that he would not pay for his life.

However, before that, she could only accept her fate to be the king of children, leading a large family and three pairs of twins to play games.

Time flies so fast. In the blink of an eye, all six babies can run, jump, and play hide-and-seek, and go to kindergarten one after another.

The youngest, Gu Pan, is the most favored, not only at home, but also in the kindergarten. The teacher likes it, and the children also like it. He has a pink face, big eyes, double eyelids, and eyelashes. The stars under the eyes can't be hidden. up.

Not only her face is pretty, but Gu Pan's whole body is also pretty, her small arms are like lotus root, her little hands are white and tender, anyone who sees her wants to poke and touch her, but her skin is more tender than ordinary children's. After two touches, it turned red, and I cried in pain.

Thus, the flower protector appeared, and Gu Pan's little Jiyou Lili played the role of Hao Liyou, protecting Gu Pan from being touched casually, whoever touches her will bite, don't look at Hao Liyou's young age, not as tall as a carrot, little guy Son super fierce.

Because of her protection, Gu Pan has finally never been poked and cried again, and the relationship between the two little guys is getting better and better, so good that they can often come to the house as guests.

If Aunt Wu is willing to help turn back time, Yan Nianxin really hopes to go back in time, and firmly opposes Liangbao going to this kindergarten, and must change to a kindergarten far away from Haoliyou!

This is Yan Nianxin's wish after 20 years. Right now, she has not realized her tragic fate in the future. When Hao Liyou came to visit her home for the first time, she praised Hao Liyou's Ji Youdu with a kind face and multi-dimensionality, and encouraged her to continue in the future. Protect my third sister.

Who knew that Hao Liyou planted a small seed in her small heart, so strangely, she fell in love with her at first sight, this "crooked melon split date" when her family was all peerless beauties.

Many years later, Yan Nianxin, who was determined to be a slave and wanted to be pampered so that she would not have to take care of herself for the rest of her life, made a small gong for Hao Liyou with tears in her eyes.

No, Hao Liyou at that time was no longer called Lili. She changed her name before elementary school, just because when she confessed her love at first sight at the age of five, Yan Nianxin's reason for rejecting her was...

"The name Lili is too vulgar, my sister doesn't like it, I'm really sorry~"

Yan Nianxin didn't know at the moment that her reason for fooling around with the children became an indelible pain in Hao Liyou's heart. Before she had time to report the good news to her first love sister, her family took her to country M, and she went away for more than ten years.

See you again more than ten years later, she has become the most aunt-type tsundere queen who Yan Nianxin dislikes most. She also likes to lie down and enjoy being beaten to death without attacking.

Yan Nianxin never thought that his life would be so rough.

When I was a child, my aunt and aunt did not love me. It was hard to get back some maternal love. The price was to become the eldest sister of six little radish heads. I worked so hard to make them all grow up. People are annoying her, thinking that he can finally fly around the world to find a beautiful girl who will spoil her for the rest of her life, but unfortunately, she is entangled by a queen, and she can't get rid of it, so she can only do it with tears in her eyes. , tired and irritated, and being forced to replenish the body every day.

Yan Nianxin, what a miserable woman.

What a pity Yan Nianxin is still alone at the moment, Hao Liyou has to wait two years before returning to China, and the little carrots are all in their teens, she doesn't know that this is the most leisurely and beautiful time in her life.

Instead of cherishing it, she hid behind the door and eavesdropped, worrying about Fengma Lanma.

The aunt was talking to the fourth aunt about Fengma, saying that it was almost time, and it was time to take the last risky move.

In the past, when she heard that Mother Feng was going to be unlucky, Yan Nianxin's eyes would light up excitedly, wishing to help the auntie and the others raise the flag.

But now Mama Feng is not the Mama Feng she used to be. Not only is she not jealous of her being close to Mama Lan, but she is also very close to her. On the contrary, Mama Feng complains that Mama Feng only cares about her children and ignores her. An upright family, the small details of the daily relationship reveal the natural care of the family.

Yan Nianxin was afraid that Auntie Feng's plan would fail. She would rather keep the status quo, but she was also afraid that, as Auntie Auntie said, after another hundred years, Mama Feng would really dislike Mama Lan, and she didn't know what to do for a while.

Yan Nianxin hesitated, wondering if she should tell Mama Feng about their plan. Even though her aunt knew she was at the door and told her not to talk nonsense, she was still a little hesitant.

After hesitation came and went, Auntie's plan began.