King of 25 Cubs

Chapter 107 Cat Obscenity

"Quick, give me a hand!"

The high spike carambola pulled me out of a pile of frozen goods like a radish.

I wiped the melted ice water on my face, sniffed it, and wrinkled my nose involuntarily.

"Dazai... Where are you, Teacher Yandao?" I asked with a sullen face.

Although I don't know why I was stuffed into the refrigerator, it's definitely okay to find him first!

"Teacher Yandao?" Gaosui Carambola looked bewildered, and turned to look in the direction of the restaurant: "He was still there just now... Hey, where are others?"

I bared my arms and rolled up my sleeves, and walked out of the kitchen aggressively.

"Sister, why are you going?"

I raised my eyebrows and said viciously, "Put your Yandao teacher in the refrigerator too."

Gao Sui Carambola: "???"

I ended up blocking a sneaky Dazai on the porch, and the guy was pretty fast, like half a social goose.

"Yo no melon sauce~"

After being blocked by me, he smiled very brightly and waved to me: "You are awake! Did you sleep well? I specially put you in the refrigerator to let you sleep cooler in the hot summer. Do you feel so happy?" Are you not moved?"

You really did it!

I chuckled: "It's like a dream, but I'm still very touched when I wake up."

"Since you are moved, then—"

I interrupted him: "Then let you experience my touch, how about it?"

Seeing that this man was still about to run, I tripped, grabbed Dazai's back collar and dragged him back to the kitchen, stuffed this man into the refrigerator, and put a mackerel on his head—perfectly restored my previous appearance.

I moved a chair in front of the fridge and sat down with my arms crossed.

"Come on, why did you put me in the refrigerator?"

Dazai held the mackerel, blinked his eyes, and put his hands together: "It's so cold in the refrigerator, Yuguo, can I come out and say it?"

His tone was pathetic.

I said kindly, "You know it's cold in the refrigerator."

I knew it was cold and stuffed me into the refrigerator!

"Then I can't put you in the mortuary cabinet at the police station, can I?"

I froze for a moment: "The mortuary cabinet?"

What's the matter with the mortuary cabinet?

Dazai sighed and took the mackerel off the top of his head.

"Last night when you raised the gun to your temple, your heart stopped beating and your breathing suddenly stopped."

I opened my eyes wide: "Yes, is that so?"

"I know you must have encountered difficulties, but I don't know when you will come back...you are desperately trying to reach a place that I will never reach, and the only thing I can do is to believe that you will return."

"One for Oda, and one for you."

Dazai looked up at me faintly, and said in a dull tone, "It's the second time."

I understood what Dazai meant by the second time.

Twice, I saw important people go further and further away, reaching out to stop them but being powerless, I could only see them losing their lives.

I was momentarily dumbfounded.

After a long time, I walked to the refrigerator and squatted down: "It's the same for me. I saw a very important person slowly lose temperature and life in front of me. His blood stained my clothes. This scene, this scene It’s a feeling that I don’t want to experience again in my life.”

Dazai's kite-colored eyes stared at me quietly, as if he was listening to me very seriously.

"So, I want to ask you for an opinion." I slowed down my voice and asked word by word: "If one day you really kill yourself, are you sure you want me to save you?"

Dazai's pupils narrowed.

Life and expectation, these two things are too heavy.

I have never been afraid of carrying heavy burdens. For a person like me, if someone can give me the weight of his life, it will make me feel solid and reliable.

But I didn't have the consciousness to bear the complaint and insist on saving the other party.

I am afraid that reaching out to hold him is just my wishful thinking;

I was afraid that my persistence and wishful thinking would delay his journey.

"I saw a sentence before: 'This world is so ridiculous. While driving the living to death, while persuading those who want to die to live well, everyone is half dead in the end'."

I lowered my head and chuckled lightly:

"Actually, I know very well in my heart that you said 'help me' on that rainy night, just because I cried? You didn't want to say it, but you compromised because you saw me cry, right? You clearly I made up my mind to leave, you are really... cold and gentle."

"I always thought afterwards, just to satisfy my long-cherished wish of saving myself, I insisted on dragging you to live together, isn't that too selfish."

"So I decided to stay away from you, and I don't want to get too involved with you."

"Now I won't cry because of this kind of thing. I respect the choice of everyone around me. I will desperately hold on to those who want to live; I will not forcefully hold on to those who want to die. So..."

I raised my head, looked into the iris-colored eyes of the other party, and asked softly:

"Dazai, you better give me a clear word, otherwise I don't know what to do."

Dazai's lips moved slightly, opening and closing.

Silence surrounds us.

I held my breath and waited nervously for the other party's answer.

If his answer is no, then I will give him back the money he gave me before, and reduce my dealings in the future.

After a long time, as long as a century had passed, Dazai rolled his eyes and smiled.

His eyes seemed to be shining with fragments of vivid light, and he stretched out his hand towards me: "Yuguo, save me."

I reached out, took his hand, and pulled him out of the refrigerator.

"Okay, I'll save you."

·

After Dazai came out of the refrigerator, he suddenly received a call from Mori Ogai.

He hung up without changing his face, and then said to me: "Today there is a task in the Secret Service Division, I may come back at night, you and Yang Tao can study by themselves."

"Oh..." I scratched my head, and then said to Gao Sui Carambola: "Recently, the company is busy with an online shopping platform merger and acquisition case, which is quite important, you can go and have a look."

Gao Sui Carambola blinked: "Aren't you at home today?"

"I'm going out soon too."

As I said that, I raised my sleeve and smelled it. The fishy smell was too pungent.

How did someone's brain circuit grow to think of stuffing me in the refrigerator?

I may not be human, but he is a real dog.

"Dazai." I turned my head blankly: "Can you also stay in the refrigerator overnight?"

Maybe it was because my expression was too dangerous, Dazai slipped faster than a dog.

Smelling the smell of fish on my body, I wrinkled my nose again.

Let's take a shower before going out.

On the way back to the room, Deng Tuzi saw that I wanted to fly over, and landed on my head as usual. Unexpectedly, it stopped in mid-air for two seconds, then turned 180 degrees, and flew without looking back. gone.

I:"……"

Even a stupid bird hates my mackerel smell!

I showered myself with a dark face, and was horrified to realize that I had lost another handful of hair.

Maybe it's because I used my abilities a little too much after jumping back this time, and I don't have a system to help me do my hair porter... Wait, the system!

"Xiao Qi Xiao Qi!" I was blowing my hair while calling the system: "How did you find me in the first place?"

I didn't know the real reason why the system came to me before. After learning about the existence of the weekly goal, I realized that all of this was my own arrangement. So how does the system view such an arrangement?

[In the history that Xiaoqi is familiar with, the host is indeed accompanied by the intelligent AI of the future, so I came here.In fact, without me, there would be other AIs. 】

[Completing the history is also our duty. 】

I suddenly realized that my life has indeed become history for future creatures.

"What, when you first came here, I really thought that I was the chosen one, the protagonist of the era, the hero admired by all, and eventually destined to become a highlight in history..."

I joked quietly.

【You are right. 】

I suddenly got stuck.

Listening to the meaning of the system, in the history known in the future, I am still a big shot? ? ?

"...Leave me alone, I'm just an old man who likes to soak wolfberry in his drink!"

【Host, I was able to find a chance to attach to you because the last page of the book written by the demon Fyodor in the first week was torn. 】

"Torn? What does that mean? Who tore it?"

[No one, the book tore itself after a loophole occurred in the instructions. 】

The system sighed: [The reason why Fyodor wants to create a world without supernatural powers is to eliminate evil.But he failed, the ability disappeared, but the evil did not disappear from this world. 】

[On the contrary, Takaho Yugo in World A has borne a lot of crimes - the cold violence of family members, school violence, teacher molestation, and the crimes she saw in various media and TV reports...these are all on you One contradiction after another remains. 】

[Such contradictions have become the "loophole" of Fyodor's order, and the "Utopia" is not the real "Utopia", this is a loophole.When the "book" judges that the instruction has a loophole, it will tear itself apart.And so, after it split into two parts, the page Fyodor had written became waste paper. 】

[In this way, only your instructions are left complete, and therefore I can come to you, so as to take you to the B world, realize the instructions you wrote in the book, and then merge the two worlds of AB. 】

"You mean that the torn pages of that book, or the impossibility of eradicating evil altogether, was the real cause of Fyodor's failure?"

I was lost in thought.

If the second chapter I wrote on the page is torn apart, wouldn't it... also be beaten back to its original form? !

So in order to protect the page I wrote, I have to protect the book by the way?Otherwise, if the book is snatched by Fyodor and the others, they will be able to create a loophole to make me disappear in a matter of minutes.

Is this how I became the Chosen One, the protagonist of the era?

All of a sudden, I feel more bald.

"Isn't mobile payment popular? Didn't the Lychee Pay I developed last forever?"

I said with a little resentment.

Instead of being a hero, I want to be a successful entrepreneur who makes a lot of money every day!

【...You took the pseudonym Lizhi, do you really think your name is Lizhi? ! 】

"Isn't it good? Doesn't lychee sound good?"

……

While bickering with the system, I dried my hair, changed into clothes and went out.

I'm going to find someone.

No, to be precise, it should be a cat.

·

In a street garden in Yokohama, two young and beautiful young ladies passed by, their chatter permeated in the summer air, drifting away with the sea breeze——

"Hey, have you heard? Recently, a perverted obscenity appeared in this area!"

"Wow, is it so scary? Then let's not go this way."

"Don't worry, as long as it's not a cat, it's fine to go this way."

Miss No. [-] half covered her mouth, and said mysteriously: "It is said that the target of that pervert is a stray cat. He will grab the back of the cat's neck, and then turn it over to look at 'that' part."

"Which part... Fuck, I understand! Why do people like this still exist?"

Miss No. [-] covered her mouth in surprise.

"There is no one these days."

Miss No. [-] was not surprised, and said indifferently: "The nearby residents have organized a volunteer team to catch the pervert who molests the cat. But the pervert seems to prefer the three-flowered cat. I read someone on the forum said that this film The three-colored cats in the area were so frightened that they didn't show up very often... Tsk tsk, poor little cat."

Just then a certain three-colored cat passed by, and wanted to be petted, but when it heard the conversation between the two young ladies, its footsteps stopped, and the fluffy cat showed a frightened expression similar to that of a human.

Natsume Soseki: I'm going to lose my insurance at the end of the festival? !

The author has something to say:

I don't know the source of the phrase "everyone is half dead", but I saw it on Douyin.

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感谢在2020-06-1713:39:45~2020-06-2020:16:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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