King of 25 Cubs

With his hands in his pockets, Dazai returned to Gaosui's house, humming a ditty for love, and as soon as he reached the door, there was darkness in front of his eyes——

The sanhuamao, who was chased away, jumped on Dazai's head in a panic.

Because of the momentum of the cat's pounce, Dazai took two steps back and took the cat by the back of the neck to remove it from his face.He stared at the cat blankly for a while, then asked me who had just kicked it out: "Didn't you say you don't have any other cats?"

I:"……"

The man's tone was cold with grievance and dissatisfaction: "There are already Deng Tuzi and octopus in the family."

After a pause, he frowned again and said in a low voice, "Isn't it enough for you to have a kitten like mine?"

He said it like I was going to open a zoo.

"Cough...I'm looking for Mr. Natsume who can turn into a three-colored cat."

I touched my nose and said in a low voice, "It is particularly resistant when it comes to identifying the male and female. I'm not sure if it is Mr. Natsume. I want to bring it back for you to touch to see if it will return to human form."

Dazai didn't look very happy, but it didn't seem that he was just unhappy because of the sudden addition of a cat in the house.

"I've touched it, it's not human."

He put the cat back on the ground, and the frightened cat jumped into the arms of Gaosui Carambola sitting on the sofa.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid~"

Gao Sui Carambola comforted the cat by stroking the cat's back.

"Since I'm sure it's not, I'll send it away tomorrow."

Gao Sui Carambola was a little bit reluctant, raised her hand and said, "Can I raise it, Sanhua male cat is quite rare, it is said to symbolize good luck..."

In the end, the voice became smaller and smaller, because Dazai turned his head and looked at her expressionlessly.

Gaosui Carambola put down her hand in embarrassment, shrinking her neck: "Okay, okay, I won't keep it anymore."

Dazai stared at the cat hiding in Gaosui Carambola's arms, and suddenly smiled, his tone was mild and strange: "It's okay, you can raise it, I don't know how to know cats."

After he finished speaking, he didn't look at us again, and walked through the porch and living room on his own, and his back disappeared into the corridor.

Gaosui Carambola blinked suspiciously, and muttered in a low voice, "Mr. Yandao is playing tricks on cats."

Most of the cats that have been raised for a long time do not welcome new cats in the house. Even the owner will be unhappy when they go out to pet the cat and leave the smell of other cats.

"Pfft!" I couldn't help laughing out, "You really can't keep this cat. It has an owner. It's a cat from my friend's store."

The cat is called "Shogun". Toru Amuro has recently changed his job as a pastry chef and waiter at a cafe called "Polo". "Shogun" is the cat raised in this cafe.

As for how the general came to my house, the thing is like this——

Two hours ago, I called Toru Amuro to ask about "Lambik", that is, Gogol's recent situation.

Gogol went to the winery to make fake wine, which directly promoted the tripartite meeting of the White side. Recalling the first week, he always secretly wanted to backstab Fyodor. I think this person may cooperate. .

"Lambic is very interested in the old things 20 years ago, and has been asking about them." Amuro Toru paused, and said, "Is he looking for your father's whereabouts?"

"possible."

The meow of a cat came from the phone, and Toru Amuro's reassurance came vaguely. After a while, he said to me: "The general seems to be hungry, I will make cat food for him first."

"General?"

"It's a cat adopted by Polo Cafe. It's a rare Sanhua male cat. It's usually taken care of by another clerk, Ms. Zi. Today she asked for leave and wasn't in the store, so I took care of it."

Sanhuamao?Or public?

"I want to see this cat!"

Toru Amuro didn't quite understand me going all the way to Tokyo to see cats, but he agreed anyway.

"Then come here, just to help me try the new cake that will be launched in the store."

He sent me the location of Polo Cafe, which turned out to be in Mihua Town.

Rice Flower Town...

My mood suddenly became a little complicated.

In that block lived the ex-wife Takaho Ikue of Dmitriev, a former member of the winery, Kudo Shinichi, who was shrunk by the winery, Shirley, who was suspected of being shrunk down, and Erwuzai of the winery. bourbon.

It's lucky that Mihua Town has not been bombed to the sky.

"It's really a neighborhood of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."

I can't help but sigh with emotion.

Toru Amuro: "...Are you praising me?"

Afterwards, I met the "General" in the cafe. While Toru Amuro was going to the kitchen, I lifted the cat to check its hind legs and tail, but encountered very fierce resistance. The little guy refused to let me see it and scratched me. , I also knew to run to the kitchen to fetch rescuers.

"This cat understands human nature very well."

I stared at the cat thoughtfully, and pulled Amuro aside so that it wouldn't hear our conversation: "Do you think it's possible that the general is a human in disguise?"

"how can that be?"

"I just happened to know that there is a power that can turn into a cat."

I raised my head and looked at Toru Amuro quietly.

"No, it wouldn't be so coincidental, would it?"

Toru Amuro stuck his shell, and then he didn't know what to think, and his face became a little ugly.

"What if it's really human? It's impossible for Miss Zi to never wear short skirts, right? It's impossible for JKs in uniform to never come to the store to eat, right?"

The righteous police uncle was persuaded by me: "Then what do you say?"

"I happen to know someone who can remove the ability, take it back and let him touch it to know."

Toru Amuro nodded slightly, grabbed the cat while it was not paying attention, and stuffed it into the cage.

"If you're sure it's not a human, remember to return it tomorrow."

In order to prevent the general from sneaking away halfway, Toru Amuro drove me back home in his white Mazda.

"I wanted to say it before, your car..."

"What happened to this car?"

"Well...it's okay, it's fine."

I also remember the cars driven by the other members of the distillery - Gin was a classic Porsche, Belmode was a De Tomaso sports car, Keel was a Citroen, Chianti was a Dodge Viper...

Even Scotland, although it doesn't drive a luxury car or sports car, is also a German brand.

Only Toru Amuro, he drives a Nissan Mazda sports car!

Nissan!

Rounding it up is that Toru Amuro only drives cars made by his lover's family!

I patted him on the shoulder: "You are such a good boyfriend, you have to take care of your lover's mood in such small things."

Toru Amuro: "...???"

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"You really fell in love with other cats."

Dazai sat in front of the dining table, his faint eyes fell on the night snack with chicken legs, and his tone was careless.

"This is a cat from a friend's store, and it will be returned tomorrow."

I tried my best to explain it to a jealous Zai Miaomiao.

Wait, why am I explaining to him?He is not a real cat either, what kind of flying vinegar does he eat?

And why does he even eat cat vinegar! ?

Dazai shrugged: "The person you are looking for can become a real cat. Yugo likes cats very much."

"That's my master's master. I didn't find him to raise a cat...I said you almost got it!"

I dragged the late-night snack plate in front of him to me: "If you're eccentric, I won't eat it for you."

What kind of vinegar do you eat? Is it because the chicken legs are not fragrant?

This chicken leg is the most popular fried chicken leg in Haichang High School cafeteria. I have marinated it with sauce for a day. Isn’t it more delicious than vinegar?

But... Osamu Dazai, who even eats cat vinegar, seems a little cute?

Hearing my threat, Dazai got his wish and shut up, and I pushed the plate to him again.

"Speaking of which, why have I never seen you jealous of Deng Tuzi?"

Dazai gnawed on the chicken leg, and said vaguely, "It saved you."

I froze for a moment.

This is referring to the time when Dengtuzi flew back and said to me, "Beauty, have a smile" when I failed to cut my wrist many times and cried so loudly?

In a sense, Dengtuzi really saved me.

For a desperate person, sometimes it is just a straw, a ray of candlelight, which can rekindle his hope in life.

Dazai wiped out the chicken leg three times and five times, and licked the sauce on his fingertips: "Do you want me to help you find the cat?"

I thought to myself that the way you lick your fingers looks like a cat, so I asked him hesitantly, "Do you have a solution?"

"Of course, it's not difficult."

With his arms resting on the edge of the table, his body leaned forward slightly, and his smile looked very determined: "If I find that cat, can I make a request?"

I raised my eyebrows, and slowly leaned against the back of the chair: "What request?"

Dazai spoke slowly: "I want to know, what is the relationship between the demon Fyodor and you?"

That's it?

I thought he would make some difficult demands!

I blinked, left the back of the chair and sat forward: "There are no conditions for this, I will tell you if you ask, it was agreed before, and I will share with you what happened after wearing it back."

In fact, if he didn't ask, I wouldn't take the initiative to say it.

Dazai opened his eyes wide, pretending to be regretful and said, "Oh, then let me change my request."

"No, there's no chance, you should talk about your solution first."

Dazai slowly took out a wet towel to wipe his hands, and said in a calm tone:

"Since Mr. Natsume cares about Yokohama, there is a high probability that he will not leave the city. We are not sure whether he is a stray cat or a domestic cat. Compared with domestic cats, stray cats have a wider range of activities, more bases, and are not easy to control. So if he is a stray cat, let him take the initiative to become a domestic cat."

"How to do this?"

"It's very simple. You first publish a post on the Internet, hire a troop, and let the news of 'cat molesters haunt Yokohama' spread widely, so that more people will know that there are perverts in Yokohama who specialize in bullying stray cats. After he knows the news , I definitely don’t want to encounter perverts, so I will find a home for myself as soon as possible.”

"Next, you hold a cat beauty pageant in the name of Gao Sui's family. The prize money for the champion is set to be generous. Even if you don't win a prize, you can get commemorative prizes or cat food as long as you participate. This can mobilize the enthusiasm of all cat owners. .”

"If cat owners want to participate in the audition, they must send the cat's photos and information to the designated mailbox, so that we can lock all domestic Sanhua male cats and reduce the workload. After all, Sanhua male cats are very rare. The search for information on all domestic Sanhua male cats will also be more targeted."

Dazai tilted his head and smiled:

"Next, try one by one, and I will help."

"A good way, you really have it!" I tapped my palm: "That's how it is."

The cat competition Dazai mentioned actually has more room for manipulation!

This game can be linked with Lychee Pay.

Lychee Pay has been in the market for a while now, and the security of funds has been recognized. The new online shopping platform "Lichigo" linked to Lychee Pay needs to expand its influence.

In addition to the prize money that the champion can receive, other cat owners who participate in the competition can get discount coupons for cat food and cat toys when they pay with Lychee Pay on Lizhibu... Well, the benefits of discount coupons allow the company and the production of cat food Talk to the cat toy merchants, they should be willing to cooperate if they can advertise.

There are so many families with cats in Japan, and the discount coupon culture is very popular in Japan. This competition can be used to push the two apps to the national level.

The competition can be held once a year, so that a batch of traffic can be harvested every year.

At the same time, I also thought that I could take advantage of this competition to do charity. The theme is to appeal to everyone to treat pets well, and to take advantage of the opportunity to establish a foundation to absorb social donations and specialize in saving stray cats and dogs!

As a successful entrepreneur, how can you not be enthusiastic about public welfare!

There are many other inspirations, which explode like blowouts in an instant.

Go to the company tomorrow and have a meeting to discuss this matter!

"Dazai, you are simply a treasure boy!"

After complimenting this sentence, I took out my mobile phone and called my assistant, asking her to prepare tomorrow's meeting materials.

Just as I was indulging in the persona of a successful entrepreneur, Dazai knocked on the table and reminded me: "What is the matter you just promised me?"

I cleared my throat, pinched my chin and said thoughtfully, "The relationship between me and Fyodor...well, it's a bit complicated. At first I thought it was uncle and sister-in-law, but seriously, it's actually father and daughter."

"Father and daughter?"

Dazai opened his eyes wide in surprise, looking plump, with a rare bewilderment on his face.

He hesitated, and asked cautiously and with some expectation: "You are the father, and he is the daughter?"

"No, he is the father."

As soon as the voice fell, the surrounding atmosphere fell into a strange silence.

Immediately Dazai wrinkled his face, as if he had swallowed a fat and juicy caterpillar, his whole body was resisting, and even the strands of his hair exuded disgust:

"I would never call him father-in-law."

After a pause, his tone became more serious: "I won't even die."

I:"……???"

The author has something to say:

Let's play the Ming detective story——

Zai: Isn’t it enough for you to have me and a kitten?

Fruit: I am not enough, I am enough.

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感谢在2020-06-2118:52:11~2020-06-2321:41:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: Heng Runan, Chuanji_1, and [-] Fengfeng;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：画心9瓶；鹤先生家的婶婶7瓶；大白菜家的小菜白、南风北向233655瓶；梦琪3瓶；都说了是叁不是参、saiiiii1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!